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by **Paradystopia** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:48 am

Futteballe Leege o'th Paradystopyne Commounwealthe

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INDEX

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FLOPC Domestic Records
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League Results
Season 6
Final Results

Season 5
Part 1 & Part 2

Season 4
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 & Part 6/Final Results

by **Paradystopia** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:50 am

Seezon 1
                Wynner             Sekonde           Thirdde
Fyrste          Norton y'Myren     Dynamoe Sabryke   Whyllyoumiboroughe Shwaggre
Sekonde         Kwyntayn Rangers   Alsabbassyye      Psaltrysyye
th'Challus      Dynamoe Sabryke    ðe Artyssanes     Score: 2-1

Seezon 2
                Wynner                       Sekonde                         Thirdde
Fyrste          Blakked Starre y'Quygge      Dynamoe Sabryke                 Norton y'Myren
Sekonde         Po City                      The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance   Tawrpeydoe Psuggaddagga
Thirdde         Seyncte Daeds & Soosuvylle   FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak         Tiknonsens Tempest
th'Challus      Blakked Starre y'Quygge      Tiknonsens Palace               Score: 3-0

Seezon 3 
                Wynner                Sekonde                   Thirdde
Fyrste          Norton y'Myren (2)    Dynamoe Sabryke           Ozkaar Roevres
Sekonde         Adyhsar Agkademykes   Rede Starre y'Myren       Alsabbassyye
Thirdde         ðe Royel Wanderez     Tiknonsens Tempest        FK Farrosmont
th'Challus      Adyhsar Agkademykes   Blakked Starre y'Quygge   Score: 1-1 aet (5-4 pen.)

Seezon 4
                Wynner                          Sekonde              Thirdde
Parramountte    Norton y'Myren (3)              TAATO                Adyhsar Agkademykes
Fyrste          Tawrpeydoe Psuggaddagga         Jujoo                The Officers XI
Sekonde         ðe Royel Wanderez               Tiknonsens Tempest   Dynamoe Myren
Thirdde         Scratchpost Hillock             Blue Starre y'Ughe   Gygennat Vosiferus
Conferenz 1.1   MS K'delta                      MS K'alpha           MS K'beta
Conferenz 1.2   Distriktovikinhmajjog           Qluba od Hylyadu     FQX
th'Challus      The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance   Norton y'Myren       Score: 0-0 aet (3–2 pen.)

Seezon 5
                Wynner                      Sekonde               Thirdde
Parramountte    Ozkaar Roevres              Adyhsar Agkademykes   TAATO
Fyrste          Kolperryskonyfe Aethletik   ðe Artyssanes         Dzyes Riotte
Sekonde         Fylton Mettelkraftres       Maddar Oldetoun       Dynamoe Myren
Thirdde         MS K'delta                  MS K'beta             Qluba od Hylyadu
Conferenz 1.1   M'dhva S'sevhyer            M'dheen S'yhuug       M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen
Conferenz 1.2   Svhobodha Tempest           Nhova                 MS K'gamma
th'Challus      MS K'delta                  Dynamoe Sabryke       Score: 2-1

Seezon 6
                Wynner                      Sekonde                     Thirdde
Parramounte     Ozkaar Roevres (2)          TAATO                       Norton y'Myren    
Fyrste          Hexploesyve Rastredmaddar   Po City                     Arkan F.C.             
Sekonde         MS K'delta                  Qluba od Hylyadu            MS K'alpha                
Thirdde         MS K'gamma                  M'dhva S'sevhyer            M'dheen S'yhuug                    
Conferenz 1.1   M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva      FC Newe Newetoun            M'rhi S'yhuug
Conferenz 1.2   Hsluuchya Yhedinstven       Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal        Fishinpaw Alumni
th'Challus      Dynamoe Sabryke (2)         Hexploesyve Rastredmaddar   Score: 4–4 aet (4–3 pen.)

by **Paradystopia** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:51 am

Season 1

The Champions' Cup 51
First Preliminary Round
(ASH)        Netanya Capital FC    3–5    Nhorton vo Mirrun         (PDT)   2–3   1–2
Second Preliminary Round
(BVR)            Trolls are AFC    0–2    Nhorton vo Mirrun         (PDT)   0–0   0–2
Third Preliminary Round
(PAS)             CA Paulinthal    4–2    Nhorton vo Mirrun         (PDT)   3–2   1–0 

The Globe Cup 48
First Preliminary Round
(EQS)              Appleoosa HC    4–0    Lhaydifee Artisans        (PDT)   3–0   1–0 
Second Preliminary Round
(PDT)  Whilliumiborough Swagger    2–4    Portland Greencaps        (WRL)   2–1   0–3
Third Preliminary Round
(ATB)          Matiwasay United    4–1    Djnamo Sabrjk             (PDT)   1–1   3–0
Playoff Round
(EUR)               Spartangrad    6–1    Nhorton vo Mirrun         (PDT)   3–0   3–1

Season 2
did not compete

Season 3

The Champions' Cup 53
First Preliminary Round
(PDT)         Nhorton vo Mirrun    4–2    Lord Yveltal FC           (YVL)   4–0   0–2
Second Preliminary Round 
(LYM)              Laurentia FC    5–2    Nhorton vo Mirrun         (PDT)   4–1   1–1 

The Globe Cup 50
First Prelimiary Round
(PDT)  Whilliumiborough Swagger    3–2    Kericia Town              (KER)   1–1   2–1
Second Preliminary Round
(PDT)              Ozkha Rovers    6–2    Port Yumrise FC           (SPM)   3–1   3–1
(PDT)  Whilliumiborough Swagger    1–6    Goodfeather FC            (NSB)   1–2   0–4
Third Preliminary Round
(PDT)              Ozkha Rovers    2–3    Madruguinha Buneco Clube  (CPV)   0–0   2–3
(PDT)         Nhorton vo Mirrun    6–1    Alexanderburg FC          (LYM)   3–0   3–1
(TAE)           Blacklake Blues    3–1    Djnamo Sabrjk             (PDT)   2–1   1–0
Playoff Round
(PDT)         Nhorton vo Mirrun  a 3–3    Ituraitz FC               (ASG)   1–0   2–3
Qualifying Round
(BRP)         Empilot United FC    1–2    Nhorton vo Mirrun         (PDT)   1–0   0–2  (aet)
Group Stage
  Group C                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   ATh  Tlv  EdU  NvM
1 Atletik Thessia           MYT    6    4   2   0    10    4   +6    14    —   2–2  1–0  3–1
2 Tolven                    UGO    6    2   2   2    11    9   +2     8   1–1   —   4–1  4–1
3 Edmonton United           VLD    6    2   1   3     7    9   −2     7   0–2  3–0   —   2–2
4 Nhorton vo Mirrun         PDT    6    1   1   4     5   11   −6     4   0–1  1–0  0–1   —

Season 4

The Champions' Cup 54
Second Preliminary Round
(PDT)         Nhorton vo Mirrun    6–2    FC 17 June                (GGS)   4–1   2–1 
Third Preliminary Round
(PDT)         Nhorton vo Mirrun    5–2    Empilot United FC         (BRP)   3–2   2–0 
Playoff Round
(DAR)          Menomonie United    6–4    Nhorton vo Mirrun         (PDT)   2–3   4–1 

The Globe Cup 51
First Preliminary Round
(PDT)              Ozkha Rovers    2–1    Mâ Âlâmëómë               (FFD)   1–1   1–0 
Second Preliminary Round
(LGL) International of Tyrellia    3–4    Whilliumiborough Swagger  (PDT)   2–0   1–4 
(NXD)             Drako Dragons    1–3    Ozkha Rovers              (PDT)   1–3   0–0 
Third Preliminary Round
(EUR)           Revolutionaries    2–2 p  Ozkha Rovers              (PDT)   0–2   2–0  (3–4 pen)
(SCV)              Yellow Stars    0–2    TAATO                     (ARK)   0–0   0–2 
(KDE)        Guerriérs Aztèques    1–4    Sea-Pteronurians Alliance (PLI)   0–1   1–3 
(TRB)     Racing Xinghua Baoyam    4–2    Whilliumiborough Swagger  (PDT)   1–1   3–1 
(PDT)       Adi Saa Academicals    3–7    Lac-Drouin St-Pierre      (SIC)   1–3   2–4 
Playoff Round
(ARK)                     TAATO    5–0    Bassabook Old Boys        (ZWZ)   3–0   2–0 
(SIC)      Lac-Drouin St-Pierre    4–2    Ozkha Rovers              (PDT)   3–2   1–0 
(PAS)                Baskita FC    3–4    Sea-Pteronurians Alliance (PLI)   2–1   1–3  (aet)
Qualifying Round
(PIS)        SK Aasiaat Harbour  a 3–3    Sea-Pteronurians Alliance (PLI)   1–1   2–2 
(ARK)                     TAATO    0–3    SC Oceanside              (NFX)   0–2   0–1 
(VAL)                  FC Capri  a 4–4    Nhorton vo Mirrun         (PDT)   3–0   1–4

Season 5

The Champions' Cup 55
First Preliminary Round
(ARK)                     TAATO    4–1    Brèsa                     (SEG)   3–1   1–0
Second Preliminary Round
(ARK)                     TAATO    0–1    Mortsey                   (JEC)   0–1   0–0 
(ZEN)                  Reichton    0–3    Ozkaar Roevres            (PDT)   0–2   0–1 
Third Preliminary Round
(PDT)            Ozkaar Roevres  a 6–6    Nestingham FC             (FAC)   4–1   2–5  (aet)
Playoff Round
(PDT)            Ozkaar Roevres    2–0    Viztourzys Kolektyvinis   (BYN)   1–0   1–0
Group Stage
  Group D                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   Uls  DwW  OzR  TuT
1 Ulsa                      EUR    6    4   1   1    10    5   +5    13    —   0–1  2–2  2–1
2 Dwile Warriors            APX    6    3   1   2     6    5   +1    10   0–1   —   2–2  1–0
3 Ozkaar Roevres            PDT    6    2   2   2     7    9   −2     8   1–2  1–0   —   0–3
4 Turoki Tide               VIL    6    1   0   5     5    9   −4     3   0–3  1–2  0–1   —

The Globe Cup 52
First Preliminary Round
(PDT)  Whyllyoumiboro. Shwaggre    2–1    Castellum FC              (NOV)   0–1   2–0 
(PDT)           Dynamoe Sabryke    2–4    Omahan Celtics            (AOM)   1–1   1–3
Second Preliminary Round
(PDT)  Whyllyoumiboro. Shwaggre    4–4 a  Omahan Celtics            (AOM)   4–1   0–3 
(FIR)                Ossiana FC    2–3    Norton y’Myren            (PDT)   1–2   1–1
Third Preliminary Round
(BVR)                    Wes TY    0–3    Adyshar Agkademykes       (PDT)   0–1   0–2
(ARK)                     TAATO    4–1    Sea-Pteronurians Alliance (PLI)   3–0   1–1 
(PDT)            Norton y’Myren    4–3    Zym Zeolots               (CHI)   3–1   1–2
Playoff Round
(WIL)                   Rao Rao    3–6    Norton y’Myren            (PDT)   0–2   3–4 
(WRL)           Eastburg United    3–5    TAATO                     (ARK)   1–3   2–2 
(PDT)       Adyshar Agkademykes    4–3    Real Ile Perrot           (SIC)   4–0   0–3
Qualifying Round
(ARK)                     TAATO    2–3    Jamaica Giants            (JSY)   1–2   1–1 
(APX)                 Urbanista    7–2    Norton y’Myren            (PDT)   3–2   4–0 
(PDT)       Adyshar Agkademykes    2–3    Fligsive FC               (TIS)   1–1   1–2
First Knockout Round
(TUR)              FC Almintora    3–1    Ozkaar Roevres            (PDT)   2–0   1–1

Season 6

The Champions' Cup 56
Second Preliminary Round
(WBO)             Hollow Cliffs    1–5    TAATO                     (PCG)   1–2   0–3 
(PDT)            Ozkaar Roevres    3–4    Beckwith City             (TSA)   2–2   1–2

The Globe Cup 53
First Preliminary Round
(PDT)           Dynamoe Sabryke    2–3    FC Okinawa                (FLW)   2–1   0–2
(PDT)   Blakked Starre y’Quygge    2–1    Murontia                  (WBO)   2–1   0–0 
Second Preliminary Round
(NPH)              Maximum City    3–5    Jujoo                     (PCG)   3–5   0–0 
(PDT)  Whyllyoumiboro. Shwaggre    5–2    Eastlea United            (OAK)   4–2   1–0 
(TUE)        Hellhole Valladars    3–1    Blakked Starre y’Quygge   (PDT)   3–0   0–1
Third Preliminary Round
(PDT)            Ozkaar Roevres    2–6    City of Astra FC          (VYK)   0–0   2–6 
(FAC)             Nestingham FC    4–4 a  Jujoo                     (PCG)   3–2   1–2 
(PDT)  Whyllyoumiboro. Shwaggre    3–4    Jungleton Jaguars         (CHI)   3–3   0–1 
(PDT)            Norton y’Myren    5–2    Aurina                    (CCR)   3–0   2–2 
(PCG) Sea-Pteronurians Alliance    2–5    Chorion Bluffs Knights    (COM)   2–2   0–3 
Playoff Round
(MNG)            Mangolana City    2–3    TAATO                     (PCG)   0–1   2–2 
(PCG)                     Jujoo    1–2    Crystopolis City          (CRY)   0–0   1–2 
(NOV)               Newfield FC  a 4–4    Norton y’Myren            (PDT)   2–1   2–3 
Qualifying Round
(PCG)                     TAATO    3–2    Alianza FC                (SJG)   2–0   1–2
Group Stage
  Group G                        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   TAO  Crs  EFA  GrD
1 TAATO                     PCG    6    4   1   1    12    6   +6    13    —   3–0  3–0  2–0
2 Crisisbless               NPH    6    4   0   2    10    7   +3    12   4–1   —   1–0  2–0
3 East Franz Athletic       PIS    6    1   2   3     8   11   −3     5   1–1  1–2   —   2–0
4 Granger Dragonites        NSI    6    1   1   4     7   13   −6     4   1–2  2–1  4–4   —
First Knockout Round
(APX)                 Urbanista    2–3    TAATO                     (PCG)   1–2   1–1
Second Knockout Round
(PCG)                     TAATO  a 2–2    AFC Treason               (NPH)   0–0   2–2
Quarter Finals
(PCG)                     TAATO    2–4    Fontvielle Impact         (VLD)   1–1   1–3

by **Mousebane Islet** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:02 pm

"Have you got it yet?"
"Got what?"
"The logo ... "
"What logo?"
"The one for the football league?"
"Oh. That logo ... Sure. Here."

http://i1321.photobucket.com/albums/u559/Blahdiblahblah/FLOPC/flopc2nd_zpsd260c105.png

"You need to put those image tags in."
"What image tags? Doesn't the computer recognise it?"
"No ..."
"And I thought computers were supposed to save on effort ... Fine ... How's this?"

"That's the wrong image you idiot!"
"Well you do it then."
"Yeah right ... you think I keep such lustrous fur by doing manual labour? ... pffft."
"I'm so bored of this now."
"Me too."
"Do you think anyone will really mind I we just ignore it?"
"Probably, but I don't care."
"Me neither. I feel that I'd profit more by using this time to lick my own anus."
"A wise notion."
"Shall we just copy the important bits from the Paradystopi page? We can add comments and reviews later."
"Or never."
"Never is also good."
"Suits me."
"Cool. Just give me a sec ... and ... "

Paradystopi Institute of Sport wrote:

The Commonwealth Chalice - Round 1 Replay Results

Siliriims Pteronurians 0–1 Po Pteronurians
        F.C. Farosmont 4–0 Vhulkun Pyros
      Pelkjm Sportingk 2–0 Red Star ve Uuk
              F.C. Puu 3–5 St. Dhads & Susuville United

Previous Round 1 Results

.    FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak 3–1 Bhlebi
                  Fieldfield 0–2 Tiknonsens Tempest
       Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus 5–2 Jujooan Palace Guard
  Newtown Distrikt Police XI 1–0 Edwadhu Rangers
                  FC Dogerel 3–0 Prosodi Pandemonium
             Po Pteronurians 0–0 Siliriims Pteronurians
              Gobo Tohrnajdo 0–2 Blue Star ve Uuk
   Konklu Dhingannapest City 1–2 Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus
               Vhulkun Pyros 0–0 F.C. Farosmont
      Kilf-Paszok Athelhetik 0–1 KFZ
               Djnamo Mirrun 3–0 Zephyrous Knoll
     Hoxplohsiv Kilf-Anikwjm 3–4 FC Siliriims
         Djnamo Rirhan'Madaa 1–0 Arkan Maintenance Level XI
             Tohrpedo Sabrjk 1–3 Sutton vo Mirrun
             Red Star ve Uuk 0–0 Pelkjm Sportingk
      Hoxplohsiv Yethseminem 0–1 Scratchpost Hillock
              Pohl Sportingk 5–1 Djnamo Pohl
        Gjginat Vhosifferhus 2–1 Bridgkrossings Town
St. Dhads & Susuville United 3–3 F.C. Puu
    F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu 4–1 Borderstown
 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers 2–0 White Star ve Sugadagha

Current League Standings

.  Paramount Division             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Ozkha Rovers                     5    2   1   2     3    2   +1     7
   The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance    4    2   1   1     3    2   +1     7
 3 The Ables and The Ordinarys      3    2   0   1     5    2   +3     6
 4 Black Star ve Kwjg               3    2   0   1     8    7   +1     6
 5 Dzias Riot                       1    1   0   0     3    2   +1     3
 6 Nhorton vo Mirrun                1    1   0   0     1    0   +1     3
 7 Djnamo Sabrjk                    2    1   0   1     4    4    0     3
 8 Tiknonsens Palace                2    1   0   1     2    2    0     3
 9 Po City                          2    0   0   2     3    5   −2     0
10 Alsabaszi                        3    0   0   3     1    7   −6     0

.  First Division                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Saltrisi                         3    2   1   0     6    3   +3     7
 2 Kwyntayn Rangers                 3    2   0   1    13    9   +4     6
 3 Lords Dwellings                  2    1   1   0    10    8   +2     4
 4 Ohltbuerg'Madaa                  5    1   1   3    13   16   −3     4
 5 Arkan F.C.                       4    1   1   2     7   11   −4     4
 6 Jujoo                            2    1   0   1     8    7   +1     3
 7 The Officers XI                  2    1   0   1     6    6    0     3
 8 Red Star ve Mirrun               3    0   2   1     4    7   −3     2
 9 Dozebay                          1    0   1   0     1    1    0     1
   Winngrove Wongk                  1    0   1   0     1    1    0     1

.  Second Division                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Pohl Sportingk                   4    3   1   0    14    5   +9    10
 2 F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu         5    3   1   1    13    9   +4    10
 3 Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus            5    3   1   1    12   10   +2    10
 4 F.C. Farosmont                   5    3   1   1    10    8   +2    10
 5 St. Dhads & Susuville United     6    2   2   2     8    5   +3     8
 6 Po Pteronurians                  6    2   2   2     5    8   −3     8
 7 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers      3    2   1   0     6    0   +6     7
 8 Djnamo Rirhan'Madaa              6    2   1   3     6    8   −2     7
 9 FC Dogerel                       4    2   0   2    12    9   +3     6
10 Zephyrous Knoll                  2    2   0   0     2    0   +2     6
11 FC Siliriims                     5    2   0   3     5    9   −4     6
12 FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak          5    1   1   3     8   12   −4     4
13 Red Star ve Uuk                  3    1   0   2     4    8   −4     3
14 Edwadhu Rangers                  6    1   0   5    10   17   −7     3
15 KFZ                              3    0   2   1     6    7   −1     2
16 Tiknonsens Tempest               1    0   1   0     1    1    0     1
17 Djnamo Mirrun                    1    0   0   1     3    4   −1     0
18 Vhulkun Pyros                    2    0   0   2     1    6   −5     0

.  Third Division                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Jujooan Palace Guard             6    6   0   0    17    6  +11    18
 2 Blue Star ve Uuk                 6    4   2   0    16    6  +10    14
 3 Gjginat Vhosifferhus             6    4   1   1    16    9   +7    13
 4 Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus      6    4   1   1    13    9   +4    13
 5 Scratchpost Hillock              6    4   1   1     5    2   +3    13
 6 Sutton vo Mirrun                 6    3   3   0     9    4   +5    12
 7 Prosodi Pandemonium              6    4   0   2    12    8   +4    12
 8 Tohrpedo Sabrjk                  6    4   0   2    18   15   +3    12
 9 Bridgkrossings Town              6    3   1   2     6    3   +3    10
10 Newtown Distrikt Police XI       6    3   0   3     9    7   +2     9
11 Hoxplohsiv Yethseminem           6    3   0   3    15   14   +1     9
12 White Star ve Sugadagha          6    2   2   2    11    9   +2     8
13 Siliriims Pteronurians           6    2   2   2     8    8    0     8
14 Arkan Maintenance Level XI       6    2   2   2     4    5   −1     8
15 Gobo Tohrnajdo                   6    2   1   3    11   19   −8     7
16 Fieldfield                       6    1   3   2     4    7   −3     6
17 Bhlebi                           6    2   0   4     5   12   −7     6
18 Borderstown                      6    1   2   3    11   11    0     5
19 Hoxplohsiv Kilf-Anikwjm          6    1   2   3     7    9   −2     5
20 F.C. Puu                         6    1   1   4     7   13   −6     4
21 Konklu Dhingannapest City        6    1   0   5     7   11   −4     3
22 Pelkjm Sportingk                 6    0   3   3     4   10   −6     3
23 Djnamo Pohl                      6    0   2   4     3   12   −9     2
24 Kilf-Paszok Athelhetik           6    0   1   5     5   14   −9     1

"Perfect."
"Indeed it is."
"Shame about Zephyrous Knoll in the cup."
"You a zephyrs fan?"
"Yeah, my sister's third husband's brother's kid plays for them."
"I'm a Dozebay cat myself."
"A glory hunter then?"
"Just because you know they're the best Mousebaneska team ... "
"Yeah, I guess. I reckon they're going down this year though. Tough competition in the first division."
"Anyway, that's all the work I have to do today. Whoa! Nearly ten minutes ... I better get paid overtime for all that effort."
"Pfft. I did twenty minutes yesterday. Nearly killed me. Got home and slept for eighteen hours straight."
"Straight?! You crazy fool. You know you need to break it up into six hour chunks. When else are you going to eat?"
"Tell me about it ... "
"Ah shit. I forgot to post the dispatch."
"No worries, just post it as is and we'll go find a grasshopper to terrorise or something like that."
"Sounds great. One sec ... and ... posted ... "

by **Jujoo** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:49 am

footboll in jujoo (in paradistopia)

welcomes to the sport in jujoo homepage where we have sports news for all of jujoo like our team is in new wolfopolis playing krnm in the world cup but also our teams we have in paradistopia league of footboll called flop c.

in league of flop c jujoo have two teams one team is gooder team in division first and other team is in division third.

so far both team play good in division they in on matchday third team jujoo beat team red star v mirrun by good score

Jujoo 3–0 Red Star ve Mirrun

and red star v mirrun is good team who play in paramount division before. team captain skab score three goal in this game
also jujooan palace guard was top of division third meaning both team do good up to this point

unfortunatly jujooan palace guard do good in league but cup they don't get past round first becuz they lose play away at yebbotibogha ikukus who are another new team in flop c coming from islands of paradistopia
other team from jujoo called jujoo play first game in second round with all teams who win round first match and division first teams exept ofisers xi from ark becuz they lead division first so they go in in round third.

The Commonwealth Chalice - Round 1 Replay Results

Round 2
                 FC Siliriims 0–0 Twelveports Dockworker's F.C.
             Sutton vo Mirrun 2–1 Jujoo
  Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus 2–0 Red Star ve Mirrun
   Newtown Distrikt Police XI 0–1 Djnamo Mirrun
         Gjginat Vhosifferhus 0–0 Ohltbuerg'Madaa
              Winngrove Wongk 5–0 Pelkjm Sportingk
             Kwyntayn Rangers 4–1 Arkan F.C.
           Tohrpedo Sugadagha 4–1 Blue Star ve Uuk
          Scratchpost Hillock 1–3 FC Dogerel
        Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus 4–4 Lords Dwellings
 St. Dhads & Susuville United 1–1 F.C. Farosmont
  Royal Kinshishish Wanderers 2–2 Saltrisi
      FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak 2–0 Dozebay
                          KFZ 0–1 Tiknonsens Tempest
          Djnamo Rirhan'Madaa 2–3 Pohl Sportingk
     Kolperiskonjf Athelhetik 3–1 Fylton Metalcrafters
     F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu 3–1 Po Pteronurians
Round 2 Replays
Twelveports Dockworker's F.C. 2–0 FC Siliriims
              Ohltbuerg'Madaa 3–0 Gjginat Vhosifferhus
              Lords Dwellings 0–1 Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus
               F.C. Farosmont 0–1 St. Dhads & Susuville United
                     Saltrisi 1–3 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers

jujoo is unlucky becuz sutton v mirrun is not good team like nortun v mirrun or red star v mirrun team say they will practis more and consentrate on league to be good enough to get in division paramount. jujoo is eleven in league currently but they only play two matches so they have good chans to get higher. other scores are interesting are yebotibogha ikukus beat lord sdwellings in replay and they play away. kinshishish team kinshishish wanderers also have good result to get to round third beating saltrisi team who want be in division paramount too.

currant league standings

.  Paramount Division             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Nhorton vo Mirrun                6    6   0   0    13    3  +10    18
 2 The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance   10    5   2   3    12   12    0    17
 3 Ozkha Rovers                    11    4   3   4    10    8   +2    15
 4 The Ables and The Ordinarys      9    4   1   4    17   14   +3    13
 5 Whilliumiborough Swagger         4    2   2   0    11    8   +3     8
 6 Hoxplohsiv Rastred'Madaa         5    1   3   1     9    6   +3     6
 7 Black Star ve Kwjg               3    2   0   1     8    7   +1     6
 8 Dzias Riot                       3    2   0   1     7    6   +1     6
 9 Djnamo Sabrjk                    3    2   0   1     5    4   +1     6
10 The Artisans                     6    2   0   4     8    9   −1     6
11 Tiknonsens Palace                7    1   2   4     9   14   −5     5
12 Adi Saa Academicals              3    1   1   1     5    4   +1     4
13 Alsabaszi                        8    0   2   6     6   23  −17     2
14 Po City                          2    0   0   2     3    5   −2     0

norton be looking very good this seeson have played six and won all. sea otter team from limrik isles also hav good season so far at the bottom alzabazi having much problems and will have big fight to not get relegatted.

.  First Division                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 The Officers XI                  7    6   0   1    22   12  +10    18   Qual Cup R3 bye
 2 Kwyntayn Rangers                 8    5   0   3    23   18   +5    15
 3 Saltrisi                         9    3   3   3    10    9   +1    12
 4 Ohltbuerg'Madaa                 11    3   3   5    24   26   −2    12
 5 Arkan F.C.                      10    3   3   4     9   13   −4    12
 6 Tohrpedo Sugadagha               4    3   0   1     5    3   +2     9
 7 Twelveports Dockworker's F.C.    6    2   1   3    10   10    0     7
 8 Fylton Metalcrafters             5    2   1   2     5    9   −4     7
 9 Lords Dwellings                  3    1   1   1    10    9   +1     4
10 Winngrove Wongk                  6    1   1   4     6   11   −5     4
11 Jujoo                            2    1   0   1     8    7   +1     3
12 Dozebay                          3    0   3   0     3    3    0     3
13 Kolperiskonjf Athelhetik         3    0   2   1     1    3   −2     2
14 Red Star ve Mirrun               3    0   2   1     4    7   −3     2

is hard to giv good idea of what happen this division. kolperiskonyf and red star hav not good starts to seeson but can be thought to get better later. ofisers and kwintan do good so far but we expect jujoo to also do good

.  Second Division                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers      7    5   2   0    16    7   +9    17
 2 Pohl Sportingk                  10    4   4   2    24   16   +8    16
 3 Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus           11    4   3   4    23   23    0    15
 4 Tiknonsens Tempest               7    4   2   1     8    3   +5    14
 5 F.C. Farosmont                   8    4   2   2    13   10   +3    14
 6 St. Dhads & Susuville United    10    3   4   3    12    9   +3    13
 7 Zephyrous Knoll                  7    4   1   2     7    5   +2    13
 8 KFZ                              8    3   3   2    11   10   +1    12
 9 Edwadhu Rangers                  9    4   0   5    15   19   −4    12
10 F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu         6    3   2   1    14   10   +4    11
11 FC Dogerel                       7    2   3   2    15   12   +3     9
12 Po Pteronurians                  7    2   3   2     9   12   −3     9
13 Djnamo Rirhan'Madaa             11    2   3   6    12   18   −6     9
14 Djnamo Mirrun                    6    2   2   2     8    8    0     8
15 Vhulkun Pyros                    7    2   1   4     6   11   −5     7
16 FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak          7    1   3   3    13   17   −4     6
17 FC Siliriims                     7    2   0   5     8   15   −7     6
18 Red Star ve Uuk                  9    1   2   6     9   18   −9     5

kinshish team look very strong in this division and hav good chans to make promoshon

.  Third Division                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus     12   10   1   1    33   17  +16    31
 2 Jujooan Palace Guard            12    9   0   3    28   16  +12    27
 3 Prosodi Pandemonium             12    9   0   3    27   18   +9    27
 4 Scratchpost Hillock             12    8   3   1    15    7   +8    27
 5 Bridgkrossings Town             12    8   2   2    19    9  +10    26
 6 Gjginat Vhosifferhus            12    8   1   3    28   17  +11    25
 7 Blue Star ve Uuk                12    6   6   0    24   12  +12    24
 8 Tohrpedo Sabrjk                 12    8   0   4    31   20  +11    24
 9 Hoxplohsiv Yethseminem          12    6   2   4    26   19   +7    20
10 White Star ve Sugadagha         12    6   2   4    20   13   +7    20
11 Newtown Distrikt Police XI      12    6   1   5    17   15   +2    19
12 Sutton vo Mirrun                12    4   5   3    15   12   +3    17
13 Arkan Maintenance Level XI      12    4   4   4     9   11   −2    16
14 Borderstown                     12    4   3   5    21   19   +2    15
15 Hoxplohsiv Kilf-Anikwjm         12    4   3   5    17   18   −1    15
16 Konklu Dhingannapest City       12    4   0   8    21   20   +1    12
17 Gobo Tohrnajdo                  12    3   3   6    22   35  −13    12
18 F.C. Puu                        12    2   3   7    16   27  −11     9
19 Bhlebi                          12    3   0   9    14   31  −17     9
20 Siliriims Pteronurians          12    2   2   8    10   18   −8     8
21 Fieldfield                      12    1   5   6     6   15   −9     8
22 Pelkjm Sportingk                12    1   4   7     9   18   −9     7
23 Kilf-Paszok Athelhetik          12    0   4   8    14   31  −17     4
24 Djnamo Pohl                     12    0   2  10     6   30  −24     2

jujooan palace guard be just behind bollymaykuratz in division third race to win. jujoo team will fight hard to win league becuz they say so.

by **The Paradystopi Lymryk Isles** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:25 am

Round 3 - Replays
               Pohl Sportingk 0–0 Ozkha Rovers (0–0 AET) (1–3 pen.)
The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance 2–1 Alsabaszi
           Tohrpedo Sugadagha 0–0 Hoxplohsiv Rastred'Madaa (0–0 AET) (0–3 pen.)
Round 3 Previous Results
  Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus 3–2 Po City
                 Ozkha Rovers 2–2 Pohl Sportingk
             Sutton vo Mirrun 1–3 The Ables and The Ordinarys
                    Alsabaszi 0–0 The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance
 St. Dhads & Susuville United 3–1 The Officers XI
Twelveports Dockworker's F.C. 1–0 Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus
     F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu 1–2 Nhorton vo Mirrun
           Black Star ve Kwjg 1–0 Tiknonsens Palace
                   FC Dogerel 2–5 Djnamo Sabrjk
     Hoxplohsiv Rastred'Madaa 0–0 Tohrpedo Sugadagha
           Tiknonsens Tempest 1–0 Winngrove Wongk
      FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak 1–3 Dzias Riot
     Whilliumiborough Swagger 4–1 The Artisans
          Adi Saa Academicals 1–0 Kwyntayn Rangers
                Djnamo Mirrun 4–3 Kolperiskonjf Athelhetik
              Ohltbuerg'Madaa 3–1 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers

This week was not a particularly good week for the Lymrykers as we watched many of our teams crash out of the cup in only the third round. Po City succumbed to a late goal by the Bollimehkuratz squad, Tiknonsens Palace had the unenviable task of facing Black Star and a red card in the Kwytayn - Adi Saa game spoilt what had the potential to be a real upset. Despite their early goal and half time 2-1 lead, FC Dogerel couldn't hold it at suffered a routine defeat at the hands of title contenders, Djnamo Sabrjk. However, every cloud has a silver lining and this came in the form of 2nd Division team Tiknonsens Tempest whose deserved victory over the Wongki team was a source of much revelry and a chance to gloat a little at the city's Palace fans. The Sea-Pteronurians had a close scrape at Alsabaszi but managed to pull through comfortably on home turf.

As the FLOPC reaches it's halfway point, we get a real chance to see what teams are the likely contenders for both promotion and relegation. Hopefully, we'll have a few Lymrykers in the mix for Globe cup qualification this year, something which as yet has eluded us.

.  Paramount Division             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Nhorton vo Mirrun               13   10   1   2    29   14  +15    31
 2 Whilliumiborough Swagger        13    7   5   1    33   26   +7    26
 3 The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance   13    8   2   3    18   13   +5    26
 4 Adi Saa Academicals             13    7   4   2    24   16   +8    25
 5 The Ables and The Ordinarys     13    7   1   5    28   21   +7    22
 6 Ozkha Rovers                    13    5   4   4    12    9   +3    19
 7 Black Star ve Kwjg              13    6   1   6    22   20   +2    19
 8 Djnamo Sabrjk                   13    6   1   6    21   23   −2    19
 9 Po City                         13    4   4   5    21   22   −1    16
10 The Artisans                    13    4   3   6    18   17   +1    15
11 Hoxplohsiv Rastred'Madaa        13    2   5   6    22   24   −2    11
12 Dzias Riot                      13    3   2   8    27   37  −10    11
13 Tiknonsens Palace               13    2   2   9    17   26   −9     8
14 Alsabaszi                       13    1   3   9    11   35  −24     6

Once again, it seems that the championship is Nhorton's to lose as they demonstrate clearly why they are the FLOPC's highest ranked club. New Pasargan signing Benjámin proving himself as a shrewd investment for the club as his Paradystopi namesake tops the goalscorer tables. On to Lymryker successes, Hooktooth Stinkypaws is beginning to make his presence felt managing the Sea-Pteronurians as they sit at third in the table. With its currently rather aged squad however, he's going to have to hope that next year he can find the youth talent to fill the gaps. Sitting in 9th, Po City may be capable of avoiding the relegation race this year but they're hardly on solid ground yet. Tiknonsens Palace have had a tough season so far and are going to have to put up a brave fight to remain in the Paramount next season.

.  First Division                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Tohrpedo Sugadagha              13    8   1   4    23   20   +3    25
 2 Jujoo                           13    6   6   1    35   25  +10    24
 3 The Officers XI                 13    7   1   5    37   31   +6    22
 4 Red Star ve Mirrun              13    6   4   3    20   14   +6    22
 5 Fylton Metalcrafters            13    5   5   3    21   21    0    20
 6 Lords Dwellings                 13    5   4   4    25   24   +1    19
 7 Dozebay                         13    4   7   2    14   14    0    19
 8 Kwyntayn Rangers                13    5   3   5    27   25   +2    18
 9 Saltrisi                        13    4   4   5    13   15   −2    16
10 Arkan F.C.                      13    4   3   6    14   19   −5    15
11 Ohltbuerg'Madaa                 13    3   4   6    27   31   −4    13
12 Twelveports Dockworker's F.C.   13    3   3   7    13   19   −6    12
13 Kolperiskonjf Athelhetik        13    2   5   6     9   13   −4    11
14 Winngrove Wongk                 13    3   2   8    23   30   −7    11

Only one Lymryker team graces the 1st division and that is Kwyntayn. Currently languishing in 8th certainly more should be expected from this previously top flight club. We don't see them as being in any real danger of relegation but they are expected to claim a spot in the SBCC. Despite only dropping from the Paramount last year, Kolperiskonjf have had a terrible run thus far when they should also be challenging for promotion.

.  Second Division                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers     17   11   4   2    41   24  +17    37
 2 Djnamo Mirrun                   17   10   3   4    33   18  +15    33
 3 F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu        17    8   6   3    33   25   +8    30
 4 F.C. Farosmont                  17    8   5   4    23   18   +5    29
 5 Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus           17    7   6   4    37   31   +6    27
 6 Tiknonsens Tempest              17    7   5   5    23   16   +7    26
 7 Edwadhu Rangers                 17    8   2   7    24   32   −8    26
 8 Pohl Sportingk                  17    6   6   5    34   26   +8    24
 9 KFZ                             17    6   5   6    21   20   +1    23
10 FC Dogerel                      17    6   4   7    33   30   +3    22
11 FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak         17    5   7   5    28   32   −4    22
12 Po Pteronurians                 17    5   6   6    20   25   −5    21
13 Zephyrous Knoll                 17    6   3   8    12   20   −8    21
14 St. Dhads & Susuville United    17    5   5   7    18   18    0    20
15 FC Siliriims                    17    6   1  10    23   35  −12    19
16 Djnamo Rirhan'Madaa             17    4   4   9    21   26   −5    16
17 Vhulkun Pyros                   17    4   2  11    19   31  −12    14
18 Red Star ve Uuk                 17    3   2  12    13   29  −16    11

A smattering of Lymryker clubs sit clustered around the mid-table mark. With Tiknonsens Tempest and Aflyannafleeinnaflu in the playoff zone currently, we can only hope to have a stronger presence in the First Division next year.

.  Third Division                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Blue Star ve Uuk                23   16   7   0    59   21  +38    55
 2 Bridgkrossings Town             23   16   4   3    43   19  +24    52
 3 Scratchpost Hillock             23   16   4   3    30   15  +15    52
 4 Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus     23   15   3   5    65   43  +22    48
 5 Jujooan Palace Guard            23   15   1   7    47   26  +21    46
 6 Tohrpedo Sabrjk                 23   12   5   6    58   45  +13    41
 7 Gjginat Vhosifferhus            23   12   4   7    48   39   +9    40
 8 Prosodi Pandemonium             23   13   1   9    46   42   +4    40
 9 Sutton vo Mirrun                23   10   8   5    30   22   +8    38
10 Newtown Distrikt Police XI      23   12   1  10    29   26   +3    37
11 Hoxplohsiv Yethseminem          23   10   4   9    40   31   +9    34
12 White Star ve Sugadagha         23   10   4   9    44   37   +7    34
13 Borderstown                     23    9   5   9    42   40   +2    32
14 Arkan Maintenance Level XI      23    8   8   7    32   30   +2    32
15 Hoxplohsiv Kilf-Anikwjm         23    9   5   9    29   34   −5    32
16 Fieldfield                      23    7   7   9    16   21   −5    28
17 Siliriims Pteronurians          23    8   3  12    23   28   −5    27
18 Pelkjm Sportingk                23    6   6  11    26   36  −10    24
19 F.C. Puu                        23    5   5  13    42   60  −18    20
20 Konklu Dhingannapest City       23    5   3  15    32   40   −8    18
21 Gobo Tohrnajdo                  23    4   6  13    38   63  −25    18
22 Bhlebi                          23    3   2  18    28   64  −36    11
23 Kilf-Paszok Athelhetik          23    1   6  16    24   54  −30     9
24 Djnamo Pohl                     23    1   4  18    14   49  −35     7

Aside from Prosodi Pandemonium lurking just outside the play-off zone, there's little happening at the bottom for the Lymryk Isles.

Round 4 - Replays
           Djnamo Sabrjk 4–4 The Ables and The Ordinarys (5–5 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Whilliumiborough Swagger 0–1 Djnamo Mirrun
Round 4 Previous Results
     Hoxplohsiv Rastred'Madaa 3–1 St. Dhads & Susuville United
  The Ables and The Ordinarys 2–2 Djnamo Sabrjk
                   Dzias Riot 0–3 Black Star ve Kwjg
          Adi Saa Academicals 1–0 Ozkha Rovers
  Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus 1–2 Twelveports Dockworker's F.C.
The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance 2–0 Tiknonsens Tempest
                Djnamo Mirrun 1–1 Whilliumiborough Swagger
              Ohltbuerg'Madaa 1–3 Nhorton vo Mirrun

In an unfortunate draw which saw the final two Lymryker teams facing off for a place in the Quarter-Finals, it was the Sea-Pteronurians who prevailed. Two goals early in the second half sealed the victory which sees the otters marching forward. Of the other results, one certainly stands out and that is the home defeat of Whilliumiborough at the hands of Djnamo Mirrun; a team currently challenging for promotion into the First Division. A heroic performance at home in the first leg saw a replay fixture at Jimmy's Palace in Newtown and the Mirrun team certainly didn't disappoint their traveling fans. Dhana Krjkz's beautiful free kick leaving Antoletian keeper Luca Hagi motionless as it ricocheted in off of the post. A stalwart defensive performance thereafter put the bookies favourites for the cup out of the competition.

by **Kinshish** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:17 am

QUARTER-FINALS
Nhorton vo Mirrun 1–0 Twelveports Dockworker's F.C.

Linsangan 51"
The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance 2–1 Djnamo Mirrun

W.Waterdart 17"
Littlepaws 32"
Geggjs 88"
Hoxplohsiv Rastred'Madaa 3–4 Adi Saa Academicals

Dindong 5", 21", 77"
Bruninha 39"
Paradys 55"
Nharya 82"
St. Dhads 90+1"
Black Star ve Kwjg 2–1 The Ables and The Ordinarys

Bret 3"
ve'de Ohltbuerg'fult 16"
Sigismundovik 19"
Semi-Final Fixtures

The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance vs. Black Star ve Kwjg
Nhorton vo Mirrun vs. Adi Saa Academicals

Given the general lack of Kinshishish teams at this point of the cup competition, there is naturally nothing of interest here. We'd like to see the Lymrykers win it, as in The Sea Pteronurians Alliance just to show the Paradystopi they're not in charge, y'know?

Anyway, there have been some interesting rumours about. Specifically those crazy Communadi wanting a part of the FLOPC. It does seem only right to be fair, they had a few good credentials. Mogd-Syrdusha Khvadrant'delta were a good team a few seasons back and they certainly gave some of the those squads in the Califan Solidarity League a run for their money. Anyway, the word on the street is that having just rejigged all the league system, incorporating those Arkan lot and that weird zombie puppet state of theirs. Jujoo? Yeah, that's the one. So yes, the FLOPC organisers have no wish to extend the league further but there's been suggestion of a conference system below the third division to house any new participants. In other words, the Paradystopi officials are fucking with the Communadi. Kind of, 'If you wanna join, you start from nothing'. Yeah, what a bunch of dicks. An inglorious return to domestic football for some of those teams which previously had runs in the UICA. Anyway, it's all talk at the moment but the 'Communadi Conference' could be something to look forward to next season.

I digress, soz 'bout that. Where was I? Oh the cup! Yeah. Well, here's how the Kinshishish squads fared.

Round 1
              Gobo Tohrnajdo 0–2 Blue Star ve Uuk
St. Dhads & Susuville United 3–3 F.C. Puu
(replay)            F.C. Puu 3–5 St. Dhads & Susuville United

Round 2
 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers 2–2 Saltrisi
(replay)            Saltrisi 1–3 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers

Round 3
             Ohltbuerg'Madaa 3–1 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers

Anyway, the league, which is looking a lot better for the Kinshishish than our disappointing cup run

.  Paramount Division             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance   21   12   5   4    34   25   +9    41
 2 Nhorton vo Mirrun               18   11   1   6    36   23  +13    34
 3 The Ables and The Ordinarys     20   10   3   7    41   32   +9    33
 4 Ozkha Rovers                    22    9   5   8    20   17   +3    32
 5 Whilliumiborough Swagger        15    8   6   1    38   29   +9    30
 6 Adi Saa Academicals             14    7   5   2    24   16   +8    26
 7 Black Star ve Kwjg              16    7   3   6    26   22   +4    24
 8 Djnamo Sabrjk                   15    7   2   6    24   25   −1    23
 9 Hoxplohsiv Rastred'Madaa        16    4   6   6    28   27   +1    18
10 Tiknonsens Palace               18    5   3  10    26   35   −9    18
11 The Artisans                    17    4   5   8    21   22   −1    17
12 Po City                         15    4   5   6    21   23   −2    17
13 Dzias Riot                      14    3   2   9    27   39  −12    11
14 Alsabaszi                       19    1   5  13    19   50  −31     8

Up in the big boy league after the thirty-third matchday it's that Lymryker team again leading the way. Nhorton have enough games in hand to overtake them but can't afford to lose anything. Can they do it? Probably. This is Nhorton we're talking about and they seldom make mistakes. Apart from the fact they lost at home to Tiknonsens Palace this week ... yeah ... anyway ...
Similar names all vying for those UICA spots. Local rivals Ozkha and Whilliumiborough are sure to fight each other to the last as well as TAATO out to maintain national pride, Adi Saa hoping to truly embarrass their previous sisters of The Artisans as well as Sabrjk and Black Star currently just outside the qualification zone.
It's gonna be a tense ride to the end of this season.
At the other end, Alsabaszi look pretty much doomed at this point and the Riot need to get a few points sharpish if they want to remain in the top flight.

.  First Division                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 The Officers XI                 18    9   2   7    50   42   +8    29
 2 Tohrpedo Sugadagha              15    9   2   4    24   20   +4    29
 3 Jujoo                           15    7   7   1    40   29  +11    28
 4 Saltrisi                        20    7   5   8    21   24   −3    26
 5 Arkan F.C.                      21    7   5   9    24   29   −5    26
 6 Kwyntayn Rangers                19    7   4   8    35   35    0    25
 7 Ohltbuerg'Madaa                 22    6   7   9    48   51   −3    25
 8 Red Star ve Mirrun              16    6   5   5    24   20   +4    23
 9 Dozebay                         14    5   7   2    15   14   +1    22
10 Winngrove Wongk                 18    6   4   8    32   35   −3    22
11 Lords Dwellings                 15    5   6   4    27   26   +1    21
12 Fylton Metalcrafters            16    5   5   6    26   30   −4    20
13 Twelveports Dockworker's F.C.   17    4   4   9    19   27   −8    16
14 Kolperiskonjf Athelhetik        14    3   5   6    11   14   −3    14

The Officers of Ark continue with their strong performance to hold the top spot in the First Division although Jujoo and Tohrpedo have several games in hand and they'd be my bet to hit the automatic promotion places.
At the bottom, Kolperiskonjf are having a shocker and at this rate could find themselves dropping two divisions in two seasons. Past top flight team Twelveports are also looking at a similar fate and Red Star sit just outside the playoff spots. Obviously getting relegated from the Paramount is accompanied with some sort of curse, or maybe that's just the Jujooans ...

.  Second Division                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers     22   14   6   2    48   27  +21    48
 2 Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus           26   12   7   7    55   48   +7    43
 3 F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu        23   12   6   5    46   37   +9    42
 4 F.C. Farosmont                  25   11   7   7    32   27   +5    40
 5 Djnamo Mirrun                   22   12   3   7    38   24  +14    39
 6 KFZ                             23   11   5   7    32   26   +6    38
 7 St. Dhads & Susuville United    26   10   6  10    35   28   +7    36
 8 Tiknonsens Tempest              22   10   5   7    33   25   +8    35
 9 Pohl Sportingk                  25    9   7   9    46   36  +10    34
10 Djnamo Rirhan'Madaa             27    9   6  12    43   48   −5    33
11 FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak         24    8   8   8    34   41   −7    32
12 Edwadhu Rangers                 26    9   4  13    35   50  −15    31
13 Po Pteronurians                 23    8   6   9    29   30   −1    30
14 FC Dogerel                      22    7   5  10    41   41    0    26
15 Zephyrous Knoll                 22    7   4  11    15   27  −12    25
16 FC Siliriims                    22    7   4  11    28   41  −13    25
17 Vhulkun Pyros                   22    6   3  13    25   38  −13    21
18 Red Star ve Uuk                 24    4   2  18    15   36  −21    14

Finally, some good news. Royal Kinshishish Wanderers, 5 points clear with 4 games in hand. I think we've got this one. Awesome. The First Division best get ready for us.

.  Third Division                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Scratchpost Hillock             33   23   5   5    42   18  +24    74
 2 Bridgkrossings Town             33   23   4   6    61   27  +34    73
 3 Blue Star ve Uuk                33   21   8   4    83   40  +43    71
 4 Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus     33   20   6   7    93   63  +30    66
 5 Gjginat Vhosifferhus            33   18   5  10    76   54  +22    59
 6 Prosodi Pandemonium             33   19   1  13    73   57  +16    58
 7 Jujooan Palace Guard            33   18   3  12    59   44  +15    57
 8 Newtown Distrikt Police XI      33   18   3  12    43   32  +11    57
 9 Sutton vo Mirrun                33   15  10   8    53   44   +9    55
10 Arkan Maintenance Level XI      33   14  10   9    44   37   +7    52
11 White Star ve Sugadagha         33   15   6  12    69   54  +15    51
12 Tohrpedo Sabrjk                 33   14   9  10    77   72   +5    51
13 Hoxplohsiv Yethseminem          33   14   8  11    61   48  +13    50
14 Hoxplohsiv Kilf-Anikwjm         33   15   5  13    41   50   −9    50
15 Siliriims Pteronurians          33   12   7  14    46   40   +6    43
16 Borderstown                     33   11   5  17    59   66   −7    38
17 Pelkjm Sportingk                33    8  10  15    42   57  −15    34
18 Fieldfield                      33    8  10  15    20   35  −15    34
19 Gobo Tohrnajdo                  33    8   9  16    60   85  −25    33
20 Konklu Dhingannapest City       33    9   4  20    45   57  −12    31
21 F.C. Puu                        33    5   8  20    57   87  −30    23
22 Kilf-Paszok Athelhetik          33    4   8  21    42   82  −40    20
23 Bhlebi                          33    5   3  25    40   85  −45    18
24 Djnamo Pohl                     33    3   5  25    25   77  −52    14

I suppose you've gotta take the rough with the smooth. In 19th and 21st in the Third Division, there's a good chance the two other Kinshishish teams could find themselves in a conference next year, if this Communadi thing goes through. That'll suck, playing against a load of high-standard teams as they fight to crawl up the league system. In fact, yeah, the whole idea sucks ... I don't want to see my beloved Tohrnajdo in with a chance of facing the likes of Mogd-Syrdusha Khvadrant'delta in the first round of the cup.

Shit ...

Damn the sodding Commune ...

by **Ark** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:08 am

Recent developments in the Arkan, Paradystopi et al League; the FLOPC have finally been released and allow us to be the first to confirm the rumours of new additions to the league system, Conferences 1 and 2.

As you may know, there was controversy surrounding the move by the footballing body of the Commune to gain places within the FLOPC. The chief committee based in Paradystopia attempted to block this by producing reams of bureaucracy and other such hindrances to the Communadi. However, just moments ago, the Kinshishish football body secured a deal to sponsor the conference leagues, effective immediately thus allowing the most recent league season of the Commune relevant within this season of the FLOPC.

The whole transaction is a complicated matter to explain. A loophole within voting policy counts Kinshish as a territory of Paradystopia thus allowing Kinshish to provide a vote of confidence on behalf of Paradystopia. Despite rigorous moves by the Paradystopi committee to nullify this, some effective filibustering by Kinshishish, Arkan and Communadi diplomats forced the hand of the Paradystopi and for the foreseeable future, the Conference leagues will remain a part of the FLOPC.

To further cement the place of the Conference within the league structure Kinshishish security firm; B.O.L. Locks have taken upon sponsorship of the leagues. The CEO of B.O.L. Locks refused to comment on whether this move was to further infuriate the FLOPC chairperson but was seen to be suppressing a fit of giggle for the majority of this short press conference.

The result of the conference leagues are as follows:

.  Conference One             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 MS K'delta                  26   21   5   0    81   41  +40    68   PROM FLOPC3
 2 MS K'alpha                  26   14   7   5    53   39  +14    49   PROM FLOPC3
 3 MS K'beta                   26   12   6   8    53   47   +6    42   PROM FLOPC3
 4 M'dheen S'yhuug             26   11   8   7    58   49   +9    41
 5 M'rhi S'yhuug               26    9  10   7    59   53   +6    37
 6 M'dhva S'sevhyer            26   10   6  10    58   54   +4    36
 7 M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva      26   10   6  10    58   59   −1    36
 8 M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen    26    9   6  11    54   51   +3    33
 9 M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen       26    9   5  12    44   51   −7    32
10 M'tirhia S'sevhyer          26    6   9  11    49   63  −14    27
11 M'rhi S'sevhyer             26    6   8  12    49   57   −8    26
12 M'dhva S'yhuug'dhva         26    7   5  14    39   59  −20    26
13 M'tirhia S'yhuug            26    5   9  12    57   65   −8    24
14 KF Shvor                    26    5   6  15    37   61  −24    21

.  Conference Two             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Distriktovikinhmajjog       26   20   3   3    57   29  +28    63   PROM FLOPC3
 2 Qluba od Hylyadu            26   16   6   4    64   35  +29    54   PROM FLOPC3
 3 FQX                         26   14   3   9    58   47  +11    45   PROM FLOPC3
 4 Nhova                       26   11  11   4    50   41   +9    44
 5 MS K'gamma                  26   13   3  10    67   44  +23    42
 6 Svhobodha Tempest           26   12   4  10    52   43   +9    40
 7 Hsluuchya Yhedinstvhen      26   11   6   9    47   41   +6    39
 8 M'pyahtz                    26   10   7   9    45   48   −3    37
 9 Obali'sevhyere Rhekia       26    9   9   8    57   66   −9    36
10 Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal        26    8   9   9    54   54    0    33
11 KF Krenekia i Prohsek       26    6   5  15    58   76  −18    23
12 KF Mhozt'sevhyer i 'yhuug   26    3   9  14    33   56  −23    18
13 Oluuya Tejihkrad i Mhana    26    4   6  16    46   75  −29    18
14 KF Mhurhax i Vhyteshki      26    2   5  19    29   62  −33    11

Each league will send it's top three teams into the Third Division and the bottom six teams in the Third Division will drop into one of the Conference leagues.

From next season, the cup will also be slightly altered and will incorporate an extra knock-out. The structure will work thusly.

Round 1: 24 teams from the Third Division, 14 teams from Conference 1 and 14 teams from Conference 2
Round 2: 26 winners from Round 1, 18 teams from the Second Division
Round 3: 22 winners from Round 2, 14 teams from First Division
Round 4: 18 winners from Round 3, 14 teams from Paramount Division
Round 5: 16 winners from Round 4
Quarter Finals: 8 winners from Round 5. Matches played on neutral grounds.
Semi Finals: 4 winners from QFs. Matches played on neutral grounds.
Final: 2 winners from SFs. Match played at the national stadium of a neutral participating country.

Regarding the cup, the final four teams faced off mere days ago. Due to a lack of Arkan interest in the culmination of the cup tournament these results had not been released until now.

SEMI-FINALS
The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance 2–0 Black Star ve Kwjg

Waverider 79", 89"
Nhorton vo Mirrun 6–4 Adi Saa Academicals

Clambanger 36"
Benjámin 45+1"
Benjamin 49", 90+3"
Moreira 76"
Ohltfeld 89"
Bruninha 11", 79"
Morganasdottjr 15"
Fendarnia 22"

So the final will see a fight just as there is in the league between the top Lymryker team currently and the top Paradystopi team. Given that The Sea-Pteronurians advanced to the final by beating Black Star, who unjustly defeat the almightly TAATO, we expect to see Nhorton take the grand prize.

.  Paramount Division             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Nhorton vo Mirrun               25   16   3   6    55   32  +23    51
 2 The Ables and The Ordinarys     26   15   4   7    53   37  +16    49
 3 The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance   26   14   6   6    41   32   +9    48
 4 Adi Saa Academicals             22   12   7   3    43   27  +16    43
 5 Ozkha Rovers                    26   12   5   9    24   19   +5    41
 6 Whilliumiborough Swagger        22   11   6   5    47   43   +4    39
 7 Djnamo Sabrjk                   22    9   5   8    32   29   +3    32
 8 Black Star ve Kwjg              21    9   3   9    33   26   +7    30
 9 Hoxplohsiv Rastred'Madaa        23    7   6  10    43   44   −1    27
10 Tiknonsens Palace               26    7   5  14    36   56  −20    26
11 Po City                         21    6   7   8    32   32    0    25
12 The Artisans                    24    5   6  13    30   33   −3    21
13 Alsabaszi                       26    3   7  16    28   61  −33    16
14 Dzias Riot                      22    4   2  16    41   67  −26    14

In the Paramount, TAATO have disappointingly failed to make the Champions' Cup place but can only be deposed of second place should the Adi Saa team win at least 3 of their 4 remaining games. As two of those matches are against Djnamo Sabrjk and Black Star, both also hoping to make the UICA qualification zone, it seems promising that the Arkan champions will hold the runner-up place. At the bottom of the table, Alsabaszi will definitely be spending the next season in the First Division. The Artisans and Dzias Riot have a slim chance of escape but are unlikely to avoid relegation.

.  First Division                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Tohrpedo Sugadagha              22   13   5   4    35   25  +10    44
 2 Jujoo                           21   11   7   3    55   41  +14    40
 3 The Officers XI                 26   12   3  11    63   57   +6    39
 4 Kwyntayn Rangers                26   10   7   9    49   45   +4    37
 5 Winngrove Wongk                 25   10   6   9    52   47   +5    36
 6 Arkan F.C.                      26   10   5  11    31   36   −5    35
 7 Red Star ve Mirrun              21    8   7   6    28   22   +6    31
 8 Saltrisi                        26    8   7  11    27   33   −6    31
 9 Dozebay                         22    7   9   6    23   27   −4    30
10 Kolperiskonjf Athelhetik        22    7   7   8    27   25   +2    28
11 Lords Dwellings                 22    7   7   8    36   38   −2    28
12 Ohltbuerg'Madaa                 26    6   8  12    48   55   −7    26
13 Twelveports Dockworker's F.C.   24    7   5  12    29   38   −9    26
14 Fylton Metalcrafters            23    5   7  11    34   48  −14    22

Both the Officers XI and the pitiful Arkan F.C. have the chance to achieve promotion to the Paramount to join TAATO though with five games in hand, it's likely that Red Star will find their way into the playoffs. Kolperiskonjf have pulled themselves away from the relegation zone but their hope to return to the Paramount are remote at best.

.  Second Division                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers     29   17   7   5    60   38  +22    58
 2 Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus           34   16   9   9    78   67  +11    57
 3 Pohl Sportingk                  33   14   9  10    60   44  +16    51
 4 Djnamo Mirrun                   29   14   7   8    46   29  +17    49
 5 Tiknonsens Tempest              29   14   7   8    41   29  +12    49
 6 KFZ                             31   13  10   8    38   31   +7    49
 7 F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu        29   13   7   9    58   52   +6    46
 8 Po Pteronurians                 30   12   9   9    40   36   +4    45
 9 F.C. Farosmont                  29   12   8   9    35   34   +1    44
10 St. Dhads & Susuville United    29   11   7  11    41   34   +7    40
11 FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak         29   10   8  11    40   47   −7    38
12 Djnamo Rirhan'Madaa             29   10   7  12    47   51   −4    37
13 FC Dogerel                      30   10   6  14    55   55    0    36
14 FC Siliriims                    30    8  10  12    33   47  −14    34
15 Edwadhu Rangers                 29   10   4  15    37   53  −16    34
16 Vhulkun Pyros                   30    8   5  17    33   49  −16    29
17 Zephyrous Knoll                 29    7   8  14    20   36  −16    29
18 Red Star ve Uuk                 32    6   2  24    18   48  −30    20

No Arkan teams, League irrelevant

.  Third Division                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Scratchpost Hillock             41   28   8   5    57   24  +33    92
 2 Blue Star ve Uuk                41   25  11   5    96   48  +48    86
 3 Bridgkrossings Town             41   25   6  10    70   36  +34    81
 4 Gjginat Vhosifferhus            41   25   5  11   101   65  +36    80
 5 Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus     41   22   9  10   111   82  +29    75
 6 Prosodi Pandemonium             41   24   3  14    90   67  +23    75
 7 Newtown Distrikt Police XI      41   23   4  14    61   40  +21    73
 8 Sutton vo Mirrun                41   20  13   8    72   52  +20    73
 9 Hoxplohsiv Kilf-Anikwjm         41   21   5  15    56   62   −6    68
10 Jujooan Palace Guard            41   20   6  15    65   55  +10    66
11 Arkan Maintenance Level XI      41   18  11  12    55   49   +6    65
12 White Star ve Sugadagha         41   18   7  16    85   70  +15    61
13 Tohrpedo Sabrjk                 41   16  11  14    89   91   −2    59
14 Hoxplohsiv Yethseminem          41   16  10  15    68   57  +11    58
15 Borderstown                     41   14   6  21    73   79   −6    48
16 Siliriims Pteronurians          41   13   7  21    48   53   −5    46
17 Konklu Dhingannapest City       41   12   7  22    57   69  −12    43
18 Pelkjm Sportingk                41   10  12  19    52   70  −18    42
19 Gobo Tohrnajdo                  41   11   9  21    75  102  −27    42
20 Fieldfield                      41   10  11  20    24   42  −18    41
21 F.C. Puu                        41    9   8  24    72  106  −34    35
22 Djnamo Pohl                     41    8   6  27    38   88  −50    30
23 Bhlebi                          41    6   4  31    51  106  −55    22
24 Kilf-Paszok Athelhetik          41    4   9  28    43   96  −53    21

Just above the mid-table mark, the new Arkan Maintenance team have had an adequate season thus far. We wouldn't have expected a play-off place for them yet but their results have show promise for the furtherment of Arkan football.

by **Paradystopia** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:17 am

.  Third Division                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
.1 Scratchpost Hillock             46   32   9   5    63   24  +39   105   PROM DIV2
 2 Blue Star ve Uuk                46   28  12   6   112   57  +55    96   PROM DIV2
 3 Gjginat Vhosifferhus            46   28   7  11   110   69  +41    91   PROM DIV2
.4 Bridgkrossings Town             46   26   9  11    79   43  +36    87   Playoffs
 5 Prosodi Pandemonium             46   27   5  14   102   71  +31    86   Playoffs
 6 Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus     46   25  10  11   122   91  +31    85   Playoffs
 7 Sutton vo Mirrun                46   22  14  10    75   57  +18    80   Playoffs
 8 Newtown Distrikt Police XI      46   24   6  16    65   45  +20    78
 9 Hoxplohsiv Kilf-Anikwjm         46   24   6  16    63   65   −2    78
10 Jujooan Palace Guard            46   22   8  16    72   61  +11    74
11 White Star ve Sugadagha         46   21   9  16    96   72  +24    72
12 Arkan Maintenance Level XI      46   19  13  14    60   57   +3    70
13 Hoxplohsiv Yethseminem          46   19  11  16    75   62  +13    68
14 Tohrpedo Sabrjk                 46   18  12  16    98  102   −4    66
15 Borderstown                     46   15   9  22    84   90   −6    54
16 Siliriims Pteronurians          46   14   8  24    51   61  −10    50
17 Fieldfield                      46   13  11  22    29   50  −21    50
18 Konklu Dhingannapest City       46   13   9  24    63   76  −13    48
19 Pelkjm Sportingk                46   11  15  20    62   80  −18    48   REL CONF2
20 Gobo Tohrnajdo                  46   11   9  26    79  115  −36    42   REL CONF2
21 F.C. Puu                        46   10   9  27    79  115  −36    39   REL CONF2
22 Djnamo Pohl                     46    8   7  31    40   95  −55    31   REL CONF1
23 Kilf-Paszok Athelhetik          46    5   9  32    46  105  −59    24   REL CONF1
24 Bhlebi                          46    6   5  35    57  119  −62    23   REL CONF1

Third Division Playoffs
Sutton vo Mirrun 0–0 Bridgkrossings Town
Bridgkrossings Town 1–0 Sutton vo Mirrun (Bridgkrossings Town win 1-0 on aggregate)
Prosodi Pandemonium 3–3 Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus
Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus 0–1 Prosodi Pandemonium (Prosodi Pandemonium win 4-3 on aggregate)

Bridgkrossings Town 1–0 Prosodi Pandemonium

Finally, a Mousebaneska team manage to win something as Scratchpost Hillock take the Third Division title and progress upwards to the Second along with Blue Star, Gjginat and Bridgkrossings Town. Luckily they will escape the onslaught of the Communadi teams as six of their best will enter the Third Division next season and are expected to completely dominate the lower echelons of the FLOPC over the next few seasons.

.  Second Division                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
.1 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers     34   20   8   6    75   50  +25    68   PROM DIV1
 2 Tiknonsens Tempest              34   17   9   8    50   33  +17    60   PROM DIV1
.3 Djnamo Mirrun                   34   17   8   9    53   34  +19    59   Playoffs
 4 Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus           34   16   9   9    78   67  +11    57   Playoffs
 5 Po Pteronurians                 34   15   9  10    50   43   +7    54   Playoffs
 6 F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu        34   15   8  11    70   61   +9    53   Playoffs
 7 Pohl Sportingk                  34   14   9  11    61   46  +15    51
 8 KFZ                             34   13  11  10    38   36   +2    50
 9 F.C. Farosmont                  34   14   8  12    40   41   −1    50
10 St. Dhads & Susuville United    34   13   8  13    45   37   +8    47
11 Djnamo Rirhan'Madaa             34   13   8  13    56   54   +2    47
12 FC Dogerel                      34   13   6  15    69   65   +4    45
13 Edwadhu Rangers                 34   12   6  16    41   56  −15    42
14 FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak         34   11   8  15    46   59  −13    41
15 FC Siliriims                    34    8  11  15    40   63  −23    35   REL DIV3
16 Vhulkun Pyros                   34    9   6  19    35   52  −17    33   REL DIV3
17 Zephyrous Knoll                 34    8   8  18    23   41  −18    32   REL DIV3
18 Red Star ve Uuk                 34    7   2  25    19   51  −32    23   REL DIV3

Second Division Playoffs
F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu 0–0 Djnamo Mirrun
Djnamo Mirrun 2–3 F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu (F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu win 3-2 on aggregate)
Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus 2–2 Po Pteronurians
Po Pteronurians 4–5 Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus (Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus win 7-6 on aggregate)

F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu 1–0 Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus

Tiknonsens' second team continue a meteoric rise in propelling themselves into second in the Second Division and will join the Kinshishish squad and Aflyannafleeinnaflu and hope to remain in the First Division.

.  First Division                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
.1 Tohrpedo Sugadagha              26   16   6   4    40   27  +13    54   PROM PMD - QUAL SBCC
 2 Jujoo                           26   14   9   3    69   49  +20    51   PROM PMD - QUAL SBCC
.3 The Officers XI                 26   12   3  11    63   57   +6    39   Playoffs - QUAL SBCC
 4 Winngrove Wongk                 26   11   6   9    55   49   +6    39   Playoffs - QUAL SBCC
 5 Red Star ve Mirrun              26   10   8   8    34   27   +7    38   Playoffs - QUAL SBCC
 6 Kwyntayn Rangers                26   10   7   9    49   45   +4    37   Playoffs - QUAL SBCC
 7 Kolperiskonjf Athelhetik        26    9   9   8    33   29   +4    36
 8 Arkan F.C.                      26   10   5  11    31   36   −5    35
 9 Lords Dwellings                 26    9   7  10    39   41   −2    34
10 Saltrisi                        26    8   7  11    27   33   −6    31
11 Dozebay                         26    7   9  10    23   31   −8    30
12 Ohltbuerg'Madaa                 26    6   8  12    48   55   −7    26   REL DIV2
13 Twelveports Dockworker's F.C.   26    7   5  14    30   42  −12    26   REL DIV2
14 Fylton Metalcrafters            26    5   7  14    37   57  −20    22   REL DIV2

First Division Playoffs
Kwyntayn Rangers 5–5 The Officers XI
The Officers XI 5–2 Kwyntayn Rangers (The Officers XI win 10-7 on aggregate)
Winngrove Wongk 1–1 Red Star ve Mirrun
Red Star ve Mirrun 3–1 Winngrove Wongk (Red Star ve Mirrun win 4-2 on aggregate)

Red Star ve Mirrun 0–2 The Officers XI

Tohrpedo and Jujoo dominated the First Division this season and their automatic promotion places reflect that. The Officers XI triumphed over Red Star in the playoff Final to become the second Arkan team in the Paramount. Having only four teams in the whole system yet two in the top flight is an impressive performance and surely Arkan F.C. will push to join them next season. Ohltbuerg and Twelveports, two previous top division teams find themselves dropping into the Second Division for next season surely a sign of the strength and depth of the FLOPC leagues.

FINAL
The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance 0–0 Nhorton vo Mirrun (0–0 AET) (3–2 pen.)

The Sea-Pteronurians lift the Commonwealth Chalice after a brilliant campaign yet a somewhat boring final. It was clear that their manager, the great Hooktooth Stinkypaws was out to constrict the game and stifle the fluid attacks Nhorton have thrived upon throughout the season. There were few chances from either team, the closest being a header from Wobbly Clambanger which scraped the top side of the bar as it rose out of play after a Nhorton corner. The majority of the game was a slow tug o' war in the centre of the field. After the first four penalties were saved, the subsequent four met the back of the net effectively bringing about an early sudden death. A cheeky chip from Waverider sent Pelkjmo the wrong way and put the Lymrykers 3-2 ahead leaving Luke Benjamin as Nhorton's final chance. When his shot rebounded from the post, it was all over and Arkan Shplojjarena erupted with cheers and a flurry of waving red and white shirts, scarves and flags.

.  Paramount Division             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
.1 Nhorton vo Mirrun               26   16   4   6    55   32  +23    52   Champions - QUAL CC
.2 The Ables and The Ordinarys     26   15   4   7    53   37  +16    49   QUAL GC
 3 Adi Saa Academicals             26   13   9   4    47   31  +16    48   QUAL GC
 4 The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance   26   14   6   6    41   32   +9    48   QUAL GC
 5 Whilliumiborough Swagger        26   13   7   6    59   51   +8    46   QUAL GC
 6 Ozkha Rovers                    26   12   5   9    24   19   +5    41   QUAL GC
 7 Djnamo Sabrjk                   26   11   7   8    44   37   +7    40
 8 Black Star ve Kwjg              26   11   6   9    38   28  +10    39
 9 Po City                         26    8   8  10    43   45   −2    32
10 Hoxplohsiv Rastred'Madaa        26    7   8  11    46   49   −3    29
11 Tiknonsens Palace               26    7   5  14    36   56  −20    26
12 The Artisans                    26    5   6  15    31   37   −6    21   REL DIV1
13 Dzias Riot                      26    5   2  19    50   80  −30    17   REL DIV1
14 Alsabaszi                       26    3   7  16    28   61  −33    16   REL DIV1

Nhorton will get another chance at the Champions' Cup this season after winning their third FLOPC Championship and hopefully losing the chance of the double on penalties will fire them up somewhat. The Sea-Pteronurians will make their Globe Cup debut as well as representing the FLOPC in both Cygnus Cup and AOCL. TAATO should be pleased with a second-place finish in their first season as part of the FLOPC and next season they will surely fight for that Champions' Cup spot. Alsabaszi and Dzias Riot never truly got into the season and a strong finish by Tiknonsens pushed The Artisans into the dropzone. All three will have to fight back from the First Division now.

by **Paradystopia** » Tue Jun 03, 2014 5:18 am

It was that time of the year again and Guthbert Klondjke occupied his morning scouring the final standings for the Paradystopi leagues on the TVtxt feature still working on his modest, if somewhat out-of-date television. For two years now the eighty-four year old had been living in a residential home and more or less hating every minute of it for he saw it as an ignominious end for the self-titled legend of Paradystopi football. Sixty years ago, he had been a footballer at the height of his game. Captain of the league champions, a multiple cup-winner and always in contention for the golden boot. Those were the days. Football now was, in his opinion, a pale immitation of what it used to be when men were men, women were women and otters and cats merely animals who didn't sully the great name of football by forming teams.

Then again, he had pretty ruthless opinions on just about everything and couldn't care less whether anyone took offense at them.

With practiced skill, he navigated the menu screen and found what he was looking for. The final standings. Hopefully this year his old team from Wongk would have the decency to stop playing like 'a bunch of pricks' and get themselves into the top flight. The Wongkian manager was all too accustomed to the thoughts of Mr Klondjke. After all, he was Guthbert's grandson and was used to the stream of abuse he ritually received from his grandfather on matters such as formations and tactics.

Raising his reading glasses to his face, Guthbert began to work his way through the information in front of him. Pen and paper at the ready to scribble down anything which struck him as important to pass on to his long-suffering relative.

.  Paramount Division                           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Ozkha Rovers                                  26   16   4   6    30   13  +17    52 - Champions, Qual CC, CEdC
 2 Adi Saa Academicals                           26   13   7   6    64   42  +22    46 - Runners-up, Qual GC, CEdC
 3 The Ables and The Ordinarys                   26   14   4   8    53   42  +11    46 - Qual CC
 4 Nhorton vo Mirrun                             26   11  10   5    33   19  +14    43 - Qual GC
 5 The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance                 26   12   7   7    34   29   +5    43 - Qual GC, AOCL
 6 Whilliumiborough Swagger                      26   11   7   8    47   46   +1    40 - Qual GC
 7 Djnamo Sabrjk                                 26   11   5  10    55   49   +6    38 - Qual GC
 8 Black Star ve Kwjg                            26   11   4  11    39   35   +4    37
 9 Tohrpedo Sugadagha                            26    9   7  10    29   29    0    34
10 Jujoo                                         26    9   6  11    47   55   −8    33
11 Tiknonsens Palace                             26    8   3  15    42   50   −8    27
12 Hoxplohsiv Rastred'Madaa                      26    7   6  13    39   51  −12    27 - Rel D1
13 The Officers XI                               26    6   4  16    36   56  −20    22 - Rel D1
14 Po City                                       26    5   4  17    35   67  −32    19 - Rel D1

"Ozkha? Well bugger me ..."

He didn't really follow the league actively, preferring the surprise of just seeing the final results. His grandson would usually join him to watch the chalice final when it took place and every time he would tell him he expected to be watching him on the television leading Wongk to a cup win. Squinting at the various numbers, Guthbert picked up his pad. 'Nhorton - Too many draws. Weak attack? Sabrjk - Lucky qualification. Need to rebuild squad?' He had little to say about Ozkha as his perception of football was about three or so years out of date and couldn't actually think where Ozkha was located. A good few of the names caught him off-guard as he still wanted to believe that the Paradystopi league was only for Paradystopi teams.

"Joo-joo? Officer's eleven? Good grief ... "

He closed his eyes as he scrolled down to the first division. Had Wongk finally made it? He pondered briefly over why his grandson was always so reluctant to tell him how the season was progressing for his team. Nevermind ... he had all the information in front of him now.

.  First Division                               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
.1 Kolperiskonjf Athelhetik                      26   12   8   6    41   21  +20    44 - Prom PD, Qual SBCC
 2 The Artisans                                  26   12   8   6    33   24   +9    44 - Prom PD, Qual SBCC
 3 Dzias Riot                                    26   11  10   5    46   40   +6    43 - Playoffs, Qual SBCC
 4 Lords Dwellings                               26   12   6   8    39   35   +4    42 - Playoffs, Qual SBCC
 5 Red Star ve Mirrun                            26   11   8   7    23   19   +4    41 - Playoffs, Qual SBCC
 6 Tiknonsens Tempest                            26   10   9   7    35   29   +6    39 - Playoffs, Qual SBCC
 7 Arkan F.C.                                    26   10   8   8    28   22   +6    38
 8 Kwyntayn Rangers                              26    9   8   9    39   41   −2    35
 9 Dozebay                                       26    9   5  12    27   35   −8    32
10 Winngrove Wongk                               26    7  10   9    45   46   −1    31
11 Alsabaszi                                     26    8   5  13    33   35   −2    29
12 Saltrisi                                      26    7   7  12    23   33  −10    28 - Rel D2
13 F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu                      26    6   6  14    42   58  −16    24 - Rel D2
14 Royal Kinshishish Wanderers                   26    4  10  12    33   49  −16    22 - Rel D2

"Tenth? Bloody useless little git ... Beaten by them fuckin' Dozebay cats? Good grief. Bloody pillock."

Seeing such a poor performance greatly diminished his want to see the rest of the leagues. Escaping relegation by three measly points? Outragous.

.  Second Division                              Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Fylton Metalcrafters                          34   20   5   9    67   50  +17    65 - Prom D1
 2 Ohltbuerg'Madaa                               34   20   4  10    84   62  +22    64 - Prom D1
 3 Djnamo Mirrun                                 34   19   6   9    73   48  +25    63 - Playoffs
 4 Twelveports Dockworker's F.C.                 34   18   8   8    43   28  +15    62 - Playoffs
 5 Gjginat Vhosifferhus                          34   17   7  10    67   55  +12    58 - Playoffs
 6 Pohl Sportingk                                34   17   5  12    61   53   +8    56 - Playoffs
 7 FC Dogerel                                    34   16   6  12    74   77   −3    54
 8 FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak                       34   12   9  13    60   54   +6    45
 9 Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus                         34   12   9  13    57   62   −5    45
10 Bridgkrossings Town                           34   12   7  15    36   41   −5    43
11 Po Pteronurians                               34   10  10  14    36   43   −7    40
12 Blue Star ve Uuk                              34   10  10  14    53   64  −11    40
13 Scratchpost Hillock                           34   10   9  15    34   40   −6    39
14 KFZ                                           34    9  12  13    33   39   −6    39
15 St. Dhads & Susuville United                  34    9  10  15    30   38   −8    37 - Rel D3
16 F.C. Farosmont                                34    8  13  13    34   45  −11    37 - Rel D3
17 Edwadhu Rangers                               34    8   7  19    36   54  −18    31 - Rel D3
18 Djnamo Rirhan'Madaa                           34    8   5  21    51   76  −25    29 - Rel D3

.  Third Division                               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 MS K'delta                                    46   38   3   5   140   78  +62   117 - Prom D2, Qual CEdC
 2 MS K'beta                                     46   34   4   8   125   57  +68   106 - Prom D2, Qual CEdC
 3 Qluba od Hylyadu                              46   34   3   9   109   53  +56   105 - Prom D2
 4 MS K'alpha                                    46   28  11   7   127   71  +56    95 - Playoffs
 5 Distriktovikinhmajjog                         46   24  13   9   109   79  +30    85 - Playoffs
 6 Zephyrous Knoll                               46   24  11  11    59   31  +28    83 - Playoffs
 7 Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus                   46   23   8  15   113   89  +24    77 - Playoffs
 8 FQX                                           46   21  13  12    86   64  +22    76
 9 Sutton vo Mirrun                              46   23   7  16    79   63  +16    76
10 Hoxplohsiv Kilf-Anikwjm                       46   20   9  17    66   73   −7    69
11 Newtown Distrikt Police XI                    46   19   8  19    56   63   −7    65
12 Prosodi Pandemonium                           46   19   6  21    74   88  −14    63
13 Tohrpedo Sabrjk                               46   17  10  19    88   93   −5    61
14 FC Siliriims                                  46   15  11  20    63   72   −9    56
15 White Star ve Sugadagha                       46   15   6  25    69   99  −30    51
16 Fieldfield                                    46   13  11  22    40   60  −20    50
17 Vhulkun Pyros                                 46   12  14  20    57   81  −24    50
18 Jujooan Palace Guard                          46   10  14  22    50   85  −35    44
19 Red Star ve Uuk                               46   11   9  26    32   58  −26    42 - Rel C1
20 Arkan Maintenance Level XI                    46   11   8  27    57   87  −30    41 - Rel C1
21 Hoxplohsiv Yethseminem                        46   10   6  30    63   98  −35    36 - Rel C1
22 Konklu Dhingannapest City                     46    8  11  27    34   73  −39    35 - Rel C2
23 Siliriims Pteronurians                        46    5  16  25    34   66  −32    31 - Rel C2
24 Borderstown                                   46    5  14  27    61  110  −49    29 - Rel C2

Letting the Communadi teams into the FLOPC was the worst decision of all in Guthbert's view as he looked at the desolation of the third division. Their big teams were on a collision course with the top-flight. It was only a matter of time. From what little he knew of the Commune, he was certain that Wongk wouldn't have the slightest chance competing against them which soured his mood further.

"Conferences?"

Again, his ignorance surprised him. Back in his day there had been one division with ten squads. Full stop. Now, well, it was just getting stupid with all these amateurs, otters, cats, zombies and other crackpots. Where had everything gone wrong?

TIER 1
   Conference One                               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 M'dhva S'sevhyer                              26   17   6   3    80   48  +32    57 - Prom D3
 2 M'dheen S'yhuug                               26   16   5   5    62   42  +20    53 - Prom D3
 3 M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen                      26   15   6   5    65   43  +22    51 - Prom D3
 4 M'dhva S'yhuug'dhva                           26   15   5   6    79   51  +28    50
 5 M'rhi S'yhuug                                 26   14   6   6    56   36  +20    48
 6 M'rhi S'sevhyer                               26   14   4   8    67   55  +12    46
 7 M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen                         26   12   6   8    61   54   +7    42
 8 KF Shvor                                      26   11   5  10    57   54   +3    38
 9 M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva                        26   12   2  12    50   49   +1    38
10 M'tirhia S'sevhyer                            26    9   4  13    66   73   −7    31
11 M'tirhia S'yhuug                              26    8   5  13    55   60   −5    29
12 Djnamo Pohl                                   26    3   2  21    32   68  −36    11 - Rel C3
13 Bhlebi                                        26    2   5  19    40   88  −48    11 - Rel C4
14 Kilf-Paszok Athelhetik                        26    2   3  21    30   79  −49     9 - Rel C5

   Conference Two                               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Svhobodha Tempest                             26   17   3   6    58   38  +20    54 - Prom D3
 2 Nhova                                         26   14   8   4    53   28  +25    50 - Prom D3
 3 MS K'gamma                                    26   14   7   5    66   40  +26    49 - Prom D3
 4 Hsluuchya Yhedinstvhen                        26   14   7   5    64   41  +23    49
 5 Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal                          26   13   7   6    59   44  +15    46
 6 M'pyahtz                                      26   10   8   8    40   39   +1    38
 7 Pelkjm Sportingk                              26   10   7   9    47   51   −4    37
 8 KF Krenekia i Prohsek                         26    8  10   8    48   46   +2    34
 9 Obali'sevhyere Rhekia                         26    8   8  10    51   49   +2    32
10 Oluuya Tejihkrad i Mhana                      26    6  10  10    47   50   −3    28
11 F.C. Puu                                      26    6   9  11    52   75  −23    27
12 KF Mhurhax i Vhyteshki                        26    4   6  16    25   48  −23    18 - Rel C5
13 KF Mhozt'sevhyer i 'yhuug                     26    3   8  15    38   67  −29    17 - Rel C4
14 Gobo Tohrnajdo                                26    4   4  18    43   75  −32    16 - Rel C3

TIER 2
.  Conference Three                             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Prvakhademiya'nhyybolya                       34   25   8   1    97   51  +46    83 - Prom C1
 2 Fishinpaw Alumni                              34   25   4   5    89   48  +41    79 - Prom C2
 3 Haddockhounder Alumni                         34   22   4   8    67   37  +30    70
 4 Sanyinborough & Deenaham                      34   19  11   4    61   31  +30    68
 5 FQ Nhmajjog'aqademik                          34   17  12   5    77   51  +26    63
 6 Dump                                          34   18   9   7    50   29  +21    63
 7 St. Stan's FC                                 34   18   8   8    53   32  +21    62
 8 Cocklerock Rangers                            34   16   3  15    53   42  +11    51
 9 Upper Pehjja & Lower Pehjja                   34   15   6  13    61   53   +8    51
10 Fifoh Rangers                                 34   14   5  15    63   67   −4    47
11 Sambash Blacks                                34   13   6  15    62   53   +9    45
12 Kwyntayn Pteronurians                         34   12   5  17    70   76   −6    41
13 Dhrugmuskul'pyahtz                            34    9   7  18    55   93  −38    34
14 Bonnybonebay                                  34    8   6  20    43   65  −22    30
15 Sportingk Stanislavia                         34    6   9  19    60   78  −18    27
16 Truba Corps Communado                         34    8   3  23    53   83  −30    27
17 KF Krohwperch                                 34    3   7  24    49   96  −47    16 - Rel Cbp
18 Futura                                        34    0   3  31    37  115  −78     3 - Rel Cbp

   Conference Four                              Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Brokeloglea                                   34   28   3   3    92   43  +49    87 - Prom C2
 2 Tohrpedo Sfustjluksfopdudel                   34   23   6   5   101   65  +36    75 - Prom C1
 3 Paradystopi Moustache & Beard Society         34   21   8   5    66   34  +32    71
 4 Dhrugakhademiya'nhyybolya                     34   20   8   6    94   59  +35    68
 5 Skolarka                                      34   20   7   7    87   54  +33    67
 6 The Fishermens Club                           34   18   6  10    71   43  +28    60
 7 Dankcroft Rovers                              34   16   8  10    81   69  +12    56
 8 Queens College                                34   16   8  10    55   58   −3    56
 9 FQ JJokyhif                                   34   14  10  10    74   64  +10    52
10 Krakthorizon                                  34   14   6  14    68   73   −5    48
11 Ehqii                                         34   13   6  15    66   77  −11    45
12 PCG Old Boys Club                             34   12   7  15    54   58   −4    43
13 Krewdport & Loodville                         34   13   4  17    52   62  −10    43
14 KF Fnugk                                      34    7   5  22    53   86  −33    26
15 More Jujoo                                    34    6   5  23    49   74  −25    23
16 Birdshit Island Rangers                       34    4   5  25    11   55  −44    17
17 Kornwhalljs Hotsteppers                       34    3   4  27    41   94  −53    13 - Rel Cbp
18 KF Marvsavhal                                 34    1   8  25    45   92  −47    11 - Rel Cbp

   Conference Five                              Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Zjonian Wanderers                             34   22   8   4    98   46  +52    74 - Prom C1
 2 Lonetreefield                                 34   22   4   8    44   16  +28    70 - Prom C2
 3 Arkan National Police Service XI              34   18  12   4    95   55  +40    66
 4 Sabrjk Distrikt Police XI                     34   19   8   7    47   31  +16    65
 5 Market Ironbridge FC                          34   19   6   9    55   33  +22    63
 6 Edwadhu Pteronurians                          34   19   5  10    74   56  +18    62
 7 The United Gingers                            34   19   4  11    77   51  +26    61
 8 Gutspool Harlekwins                           34   18   6  10    60   44  +16    60
 9 More Jujoo                                    34   17   7  10    65   51  +14    58
10 KF Whjtskarr                                  34   16   6  12    66   57   +9    54
11 Rangoland Rovers                              34   13   7  14    34   40   −6    46
12 FC Watsakwodrayn                              34   12   7  15    56   62   −6    43
13 Shmee & Kypynki                               34   11   7  16    67   72   −5    40
14 Skymontville Rangers                          34   10   6  18    49   75  −26    36
15 FC Buntler's Pier                             34    6   6  22    54   88  −34    24
16 Censcires                                     34    2   9  23    38   81  −43    15
17 Sfugg Saa Athelhetik                          34    3   4  27    38   92  −54    13 - Rel Cbp
18 KF Gljr                                       34    2   4  28    39  106  −67    10 - Rel Cbp

Guthbert's head was spinning as he tried to decypher the Conference leagues. Tier 1 has two leagues, tier 2 three? Then there's ... the Bullpen? What the fucking fuck is that then?

.  Conference Bullpen                           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Apoxian Wongk                                 58   40  10   8   120   63  +57   130 - Prom C3
 2 Project 90+ Paradystopia                      58   40   9   9   128   59  +69   129 - Prom C4
 3 Greater Sqwabblinginbrook Rovers              58   38   9  11    84   35  +49   123 - Prom C5
 4 Little Sqwabblinginbrook Amateurs             58   35  17   6   152   76  +76   122 - Prom C3
 5 Sporting Club Phoenix                         58   36  14   8   131   73  +58   122 - Prom C4
 6 Wibble Town                                   58   35  13  10   103   55  +48   118 - Prom C5
 7 Uisgesalainn & Beagsteisean                   58   34  11  13   133   79  +54   113
 8 Drakonians FC                                 58   32  14  12   143   99  +44   110
 9 Cuthbert Islands Embassy FC                   58   31  16  11   113   63  +50   109
10 FC Tethdubhcaorabaile                         58   32  10  16   118   92  +26   106
11 Mocidade Contente de Raidenhead               58   30  15  13   107   64  +43   105
12 Twyttwyzard's Knob FC                         58   30  14  14   104   64  +40   104
13 KF Fwartayne                                  58   28  13  17    99   79  +20    97
14 Filthyfoot Sands' FC                          58   25  14  19   116   89  +27    89
15 FC Smeltbay                                   58   23  12  23    89   78  +11    81
16 Gulphcrook Knobblers                          58   22  12  24    90   87   +3    78
17 KF Lyutiselo                                  58   21  13  24   106  109   −3    76
18 Anchovy Park                                  58   21   9  28   110  121  −11    72
19 Hoxplohsiv Nayimeh                            58   18  16  24    64   88  −24    70
20 Salakgadan FC                                 58   19  12  27    88  102  −14    69
21 Sewage Worker's FC                            58   19   9  30    54   73  −19    66
22 The Original Ordinarys and Ables              58   16  11  31    95  125  −30    59
23 Toxic Quagmire                                58   13  18  27   105  145  −40    57
24 Sportingk Buloham                             58   13  16  29    49   87  −38    55
25 Castlebay Ebbulznit                           58   14   9  35    98  136  −38    51
26 Ghombong Storm                                58    9   9  40    83  136  −53    36
27 The PDABBHSTRD(AD) Disgruntled Lymantatians   58    8   7  43    76  188 −112    31
28 The Isle of Segregation                       58    6   7  45    18   98  −80    25
29 The Revolutionaries                           58    2   8  48    11  104  −93    14
30 Unnamed Place                                 58    1  11  46    42  162 −120    14

"Apoxian Wongk? Bloody Immigrants ..."

There was a small degree of pride at some success of his native city, even if for all intent and purposes, they were the best of the worse and full of those bloody Apoxians who come here and steal jobs and scrounge off the liberal Paradystopi welfare state. The fact that these two statements were oxymoronic was of little consequence. He sighed as he usually did at this annual moment and cast his mind back momentarily to his time as a player. The good old days.

He broke his reverie to backtrack to the first division. Time to make notes for his useless grandchild, whether he wanted them or not.

ooc: edited slightly in accordance with UICA multiassociational ruling.

by **Paradystopia** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 5:36 am

RESULTS

First Division Playoffs
Tiknonsens Tempest 2–3 Dzias Riot
Red Star ve Mirrun 0–0 Lords Dwellings
Dzias Riot 5–1 Tiknonsens Tempest (Dzias Riot win 8-3 on aggregate)
Lords Dwellings 0–0 Red Star ve Mirrun (Draw AET - Lords Dwelling win 2-1 on penalties)

Dzias Riot 0–2 Lords Dwellings

Second Division Playoffs
Pohl Sportingk 2–4 Djnamo Mirrun
Gjginat Vhosifferhus 1–0 Twelveports Dockworker's F.C.
Djnamo Mirrun 0–1 Pohl Sportingk (Djnamo Mirrun win 4-3 on aggregate)
Twelveports Dockworker's F.C. 2–0 Gjginat Vhosifferhus (Twelveports Dockworker's F.C. win 2-1 on aggregate)

Djnamo Mirrun 1–0 Twelveports Dockworker's F.C.

Third Division

Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus 3–4 MS K'alpha
Zephyrous Knoll 0–1 Distriktovikinhmajjog
MS K'alpha 2–2 Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus (MS K'alpha win 6-5 on aggregate)
Distriktovikinhmajjog 1–1 Zephyrous Knoll (Distriktovikinhmajjog win 2-1 on aggregate)

MS K'alpha 2–1 Distriktovikinhmajjog

FIXTURES

Commonwealth Chalice Final
Today: Djnamo Sabrjk - MS K'delta (Kick off @ 14:00 Lymryk Time)

"Bloody thing. It's sodding useless this TVtxt malarky ..." grunted Guthbert as he scrolled back and forth over the playoff results. Tommy, his grandson sighed and retrieved a slightly battered newspaper clipping from an inside pocket on his jacket.
"Here ... I highlighted the relevant scores."

First Preliminary Round
Sfugg Saa Athelhetik 0–2 Brokeloglea
Shmee & Kypynki 1–1 Sambash Blacks
KF Mhozt'sevhyer i 'yhuug 2–0 Skymontville Rangers
M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva 3–1 M'tirhia S'sevhyer
The Revolutionaries 0–1 Bhlebi
Project 90+ Paradystopia 4–2 Krewdport & Loodville
M'rhi S'yhuug 5–1 Futura
Svhobodha Tempest 2–2 Fifoh Rangers
KF Mhurhax i Vhyteshki 4–2 KF Fnugk
Kornwhalljs Hotsteppers 0–0 The Fishermens Club
Uisgesalainn & Beagsteisean 0–2 Paradystopi Moustache & Beard Society
More Jujoo 4–1 KF Krohwperch
Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal 3–2 Cuthbert Islands Embassy FC
M'rhi S'sevhyer 1–0 Dankcroft Rovers
Djnamo Pohl 1–1 M'tirhia S'yhuug
Zjonian Wanderers 2–4 M'dheen S'yhuug
Hsluuchya Yhedinstvhen 5–2 Hoxplohsiv Nayimeh
The Isle of Segregation 0–0 Krakthorizon
Skolarka 4–2 Pelkjm Sportingk
KF Shvor 0–0 M'pyahtz
Sanyinborough & Deenaham 1–0 KF Lyutiselo
The PDABBHSTRD(AD) Disgruntled Lymantatians 0–4 FC Watsakwodrayn
Rangoland Rovers 1–1 Edwadhu Pteronurians
Cocklerock Rangers 2–2 KF Marvsavhal
FC Tethdubhcaorabaile 1–1 Jujooan Others
Tohrpedo Sfustjluksfopdudel 3–5 MS K'gamma
KF Fwartayne 0–1 St. Stan's FC
Nhova 1–0 Sportingk Buloham
Upper Pehjja & Lower Pehjja 2–0 FC Smeltbay
Apoxian Wongk 1–0 Market Ironbridge FC
Sporting Club Phoenix 7–0 KF Gljr
Haddockhounder Alumni 3–0 Lonetreefield
Oluuya Tejihkrad i Mhana 1–1 M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen
Greater Sqwabblinginbrook Rovers 1–3 Mocidade Contente de Raidenhead
FQ JJokyhif 3–1 Gulphcrook Knobblers
KF Krenekia i Prohsek 1–2 Dhrugakhademiya'nhyybolya
Unnamed Place 0–2 Anchovy Park
Little Sqwabblinginbrook Amateurs 1–4 Obali'sevhyere Rhekia
KF Whjtskarr 0–1 Dump
FQ Nhmajjog'aqademik 1–0 Queens College
Sewage Worker's FC 0–3 Toxic Quagmire
Censcires 2–4 Fishinpaw Alumni
Prvakhademiya'nhyybolya 1–0 Gutspool Harlekwins
Truba Corps Communado 5–2 Salakgadan FC
Gobo Tohrnajdo 2–0 Castlebay Ebbulznit
Arkan National Police Service XI 3–1 F.C. Puu
Kwyntayn Pteronurians 4–0 FC Buntler's Pier
Sportingk Stanislavia 2–2 Ghombong Storm
PCG Old Boys Club 3–0 Birdshit Island Rangers
Dhrugmuskul'pyahtz 2–3 The United Gingers
M'dhva S'sevhyer 6–2 Bonnybonebay
Kilf-Paszok Athelhetik 5–2 Twyttwyzard's Knob FC
The Original Ordinarys and Ables 1–0 Filthyfoot Sands' FC
Drakonians FC 3–2 Sabrjk Distrikt Police XI
Ehqii 2–2 M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen
M'dhva S'yhuug'dhva 2–0 Wibble Town

First Preliminary Round Replays
M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen 5–1 Ehqii
Ghombong Storm 0–1 Sportingk Stanislavia
M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen 2–2 Oluuya Tejihkrad i Mhana (5–2 AET)
Jujooan Others 3–3 FC Tethdubhcaorabaile (4–3 AET)
Edwadhu Pteronurians 3–1 Rangoland Rovers
KF Marvsavhal 1–2 Cocklerock Rangers
M'pyahtz 0–0 KF Shvor (2–1 AET)
Krakthorizon 2–0 The Isle of Segregation
M'tirhia S'yhuug 2–0 Djnamo Pohl
The Fishermens Club 4–3 Kornwhalljs Hotsteppers
Fifoh Rangers 0–2 Svhobodha Tempest
Sambash Blacks 1–2 Shmee & Kypynki

Second Preliminary Round
Sportingk Stanislavia 1–2 Krakthorizon
M'pyahtz 7–1 PCG Old Boys Club
FQ JJokyhif 3–1 Gobo Tohrnajdo
Project 90+ Paradystopia 1–2 Paradystopi Moustache & Beard Society
M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen 1–0 M'tirhia S'yhuug
KF Mhurhax i Vhyteshki 1–2 Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal
Skolarka 3–0 Jujooan Others
Anchovy Park 2–4 Upper Pehjja & Lower Pehjja
Nhova 1–0 Edwadhu Pteronurians
Truba Corps Communado 1–1 Bhlebi
Dhrugakhademiya'nhyybolya 0–2 M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva
The Fishermens Club 1–2 M'rhi S'yhuug
FC Watsakwodrayn 1–2 Sporting Club Phoenix
Obali'sevhyere Rhekia 1–4 Prvakhademiya'nhyybolya
Mocidade Contente de Raidenhead 0–1 Brokeloglea
Toxic Quagmire 1–3 M'rhi S'sevhyer
Fishinpaw Alumni 0–3 MS K'gamma
M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen 2–0 Dump
Svhobodha Tempest 2–1 Haddockhounder Alumni
FQ Nhmajjog'aqademik 3–3 KF Mhozt'sevhyer i 'yhuug
M'dhva S'yhuug'dhva 1–1 M'dheen S'yhuug
M'dhva S'sevhyer 4–0 Hsluuchya Yhedinstvhen
More Jujoo 3–4 The Original Ordinarys and Ables
Kwyntayn Pteronurians 2–2 Drakonians FC
St. Stan's FC 0–1 Sanyinborough & Deenaham
Cocklerock Rangers 2–0 Kilf-Paszok Athelhetik
The United Gingers 2–2 Arkan National Police Service XI
Shmee & Kypynki 0–1 Apoxian Wongk

Second Preliminary Round Replays
Arkan National Police Service XI 1–1 The United Gingers (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Drakonians FC 3–0 Kwyntayn Pteronurians
M'dheen S'yhuug 5–4 M'dhva S'yhuug'dhva
KF Mhozt'sevhyer i 'yhuug 2–2 FQ Nhmajjog'aqademik (2–2 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Bhlebi 2–0 Truba Corps Communado

First Round
Arkan Maintenance Level XI 3–1 Sporting Club Phoenix
Svhobodha Tempest 3–3 Qluba od Hylyadu
M'dheen S'yhuug 4–3 Tohrpedo Sabrjk
Skolarka 3–1 Borderstown
M'rhi S'sevhyer 1–0 Sanyinborough & Deenaham
Paradystopi Moustache & Beard Society 0–1 Hoxplohsiv Yethseminem
Distriktovikinhmajjog 4–3 Drakonians FC
Bollimehkuratz Vhosifferhus 1–2 Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal
MS K'beta 1–2 Apoxian Wongk
FC Siliriims 3–4 M'rhi S'yhuug
MS K'gamma 0–1 Prosodi Pandemonium
Jujooan Palace Guard 1–2 M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen
Krakthorizon 1–3 MS K'alpha
FQ Nhmajjog'aqademik 4–1 Upper Pehjja & Lower Pehjja
Hoxplohsiv Kilf-Anikwjm 0–0 The United Gingers
Zephyrous Knoll 2–0 Red Star ve Uuk
Siliriims Pteronurians 1–0 Cocklerock Rangers
Newtown Distrikt Police XI 1–1 M'pyahtz
Sutton vo Mirrun 0–3 M'dhva S'sevhyer
Vhulkun Pyros 0–0 Fieldfield
MS K'delta 2–1 Konklu Dhingannapest City
White Star ve Sugadagha 2–5 Prvakhademiya'nhyybolya
Bhlebi 4–2 The Original Ordinarys and Ables
M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen 0–0 Nhova
M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva 3–1 FQ JJokyhif
Brokeloglea 1–1 FQX

First Round Replays
Qluba od Hylyadu 1–3 Svhobodha Tempest
The United Gingers 0–0 Hoxplohsiv Kilf-Anikwjm (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
M'pyahtz 1–2 Newtown Distrikt Police XI
Fieldfield 0–0 Vhulkun Pyros (0–1 AET)
Nhova 4–1 M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen
FQX 7–1 Brokeloglea

Second Round
Bridgkrossings Town 1–1 Djnamo Rirhan'Madaa
Fylton Metalcrafters 3–2 M'dhva S'sevhyer
Hoxplohsiv Yethseminem 3–2 The United Gingers
FQ Nhmajjog'aqademik 0–0 Pohl Sportingk
Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus 3–0 Distriktovikinhmajjog
M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen 2–1 Djnamo Mirrun
M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva 5–3 Prosodi Pandemonium
Po Pteronurians 0–0 Svhobodha Tempest
Ohltbuerg'Madaa 2–1 Edwadhu Rangers
Skolarka 3–0 Prvakhademiya'nhyybolya
F.C. Farosmont 3–3 M'rhi S'sevhyer
Twelveports Dockworker's F.C. 1–0 Arkan Maintenance Level XI
Bhlebi 2–2 Zephyrous Knoll
Newtown Distrikt Police XI 1–1 Siliriims Pteronurians
M'rhi S'yhuug 3–0 Apoxian Wongk
Gjginat Vhosifferhus 3–0 Nhova
Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal 0–0 Vhulkun Pyros
FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak 1–1 FQX
MS K'alpha 3–3 M'dheen S'yhuug
Blue Star ve Uuk 2–3 Scratchpost Hillock
FC Dogerel 4–2 St. Dhads & Susuville United
MS K'delta 3–1 KFZ

Second Round Replays
Djnamo Rirhan'Madaa 4–3 Bridgkrossings Town
Pohl Sportingk 2–1 FQ Nhmajjog'aqademik
Svhobodha Tempest 1–0 Po Pteronurians
M'rhi S'sevhyer 0–0 F.C. Farosmont (1–1 AET) (6–5 pen.)
Zephyrous Knoll 0–0 Bhlebi (0–0 AET) (4–1 pen.)
Siliriims Pteronurians 3–0 Newtown Distrikt Police XI
Vhulkun Pyros 2–4 Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal
FQX 1–1 FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak (2–1 AET)
M'dheen S'yhuug 1–1 MS K'alpha (1–2 AET)

Third Round
Yebbohtibohga Ikuukus 1–2 Alsabaszi
F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu 3–2 Gjginat Vhosifferhus
Kwyntayn Rangers 3–1 Lords Dwellings
Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal 1–2 MS K'alpha
Winngrove Wongk 0–1 Dozebay
Siliriims Pteronurians 0–2 Twelveports Dockworker's F.C.
M'rhi S'yhuug 3–1 Pohl Sportingk
M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva 0–0 The Artisans
Royal Kinshishish Wanderers 3–4 FQX
Zephyrous Knoll 1–0 Svhobodha Tempest
Saltrisi 1–1 Scratchpost Hillock
M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen 1–1 Red Star ve Mirrun
Hoxplohsiv Yethseminem 1–3 Arkan F.C.
FC Dogerel 0–1 MS K'delta
Djnamo Rirhan'Madaa 0–1 Tiknonsens Tempest
Kolperiskonjf Athelhetik 4–1 Fylton Metalcrafters
Ohltbuerg'Madaa 0–0 M'rhi S'sevhyer
Skolarka 2–3 Dzias Riot

Third Round Replays
The Artisans 2–0 M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva
Scratchpost Hillock 0–0 Saltrisi (1–0 AET)
Red Star ve Mirrun 5–3 M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen
M'rhi S'sevhyer 0–1 Ohltbuerg'Madaa

Fourth Round
M'rhi S'yhuug 3–3 MS K'delta
The Officers XI 4–3 Dzias Riot
The Artisans 0–1 Arkan F.C.
Hoxplohsiv Rastred'Madaa 4–1 Dozebay
FQX 0–1 Nhorton vo Mirrun
Alsabaszi 2–2 Adi Saa Academicals
Tiknonsens Palace 2–0 Whilliumiborough Swagger
Po City 0–0 The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance
MS K'alpha 1–1 Scratchpost Hillock
Kolperiskonjf Athelhetik 2–2 F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu
Tiknonsens Tempest 0–0 The Ables and The Ordinarys
Twelveports Dockworker's F.C. 0–1 Tohrpedo Sugadagha
Red Star ve Mirrun 0–0 Ozkha Rovers
Kwyntayn Rangers 2–2 Ohltbuerg'Madaa
Black Star ve Kwjg 4–2 Jujoo
Djnamo Sabrjk 1–0 Zephyrous Knoll

Fourth Round Replays
MS K'delta 5–2 M'rhi S'yhuug
Adi Saa Academicals 5–1 Alsabaszi
The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance 0–0 Po City (1–0 AET)
Scratchpost Hillock 1–5 MS K'alpha
F.C. Aflyannafleeinnaflu 1–1 Kolperiskonjf Athelhetik (1–2 AET)
The Ables and The Ordinarys 0–0 Tiknonsens Tempest (0–0 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Ozkha Rovers 2–0 Red Star ve Mirrun
Ohltbuerg'Madaa 4–4 Kwyntayn Rangers (5–5 AET) (3–1 pen.)

Fifth Round
Tohrpedo Sugadagha 5–3 Kolperiskonjf Athelhetik
The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance 1–1 The Officers XI
Ohltbuerg'Madaa 0–1 Djnamo Sabrjk
Hoxplohsiv Rastred'Madaa 0–1 Tiknonsens Tempest
Nhorton vo Mirrun 4–3 MS K'alpha
Adi Saa Academicals 2–0 Ozkha Rovers
Tiknonsens Palace 0–1 MS K'delta
Arkan F.C. 0–0 Black Star ve Kwjg

Fifth Round Replays
The Officers XI 3–2 The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance
Black Star ve Kwjg 1–1 Arkan F.C. (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)

Quarter Finals
Arkan F.C. 0–0 Adi Saa Academicals (1–1 AET) (4–1 pen.)
Nhorton vo Mirrun 1–3 MS K'delta
Tohrpedo Sugadagha 1–2 Djnamo Sabrjk
The Officers XI 1–0 Tiknonsens Tempest

Semi Finals
MS K'delta 6–3 Arkan F.C.
The Officers XI 1–2 Djnamo Sabrjk

"Paradystopia versus the Commune then. Well well well. Them Communados have the right idea you know. Play strong football and ..."
"Grandad! Really? You can't be wanting the Commune team to win?"
"I'll support who I bleeding well like young-fellow-me-lad! It's not like you took Wongk to the final is it? Otherwise we wouldn't be sat here waiting for the cup final to begin. I'd be sat here alone. Happily so, to watch my team take a chance at the greatest cup in Esportiva!"

Tommy doubted whether the Paradystopi Commonwealth football cup could be considered the greatest trophy in Esportiva, especially not when it was being played in Atlantian Oceania. Unless the Lymryk Isles had moved overnight. Needless to say, he didn't really feel like correcting the aged striker. His grandfather was also blissfully unaware of the gravity of the match. Paradystopia versus the Commune. It was bigger than a mere football match. This was a historic point. Djnamo Sabrjk; a bastion of Paradystopi football taking on the might of Mogd-Syrdusha Khvadrant'delta; the strongest of the four teams from the Communadi capital. Sure, Tommy would've loved to be at that field now, leading Winngrove Wongk but also he felt 'rather Sabrjk than me'

"So, who have these Communadi got? Any big names?"
"Oh, ermm ... Not really, Proto, the old Communadi keeper's in their net. A good selection of younger talent makes up the rest of the squad. Think they have a Jujooan and a Mousebaneska or two ... Yeah, Grot in central defence and Bigglesworth on the right wing."
"Doesn't sound that impressive ..."
"And Rholand Southbysoutheasthouse as manager."
"The Lymryker? Used to be at Palace?"
"Him, yes."
"Hmmm. Formation?"
"Between 3-4-1-2 and a 1-3-3-3 ... though how they play it, it's more like a 1-3-6. They're ruthless up front. Outside centre backs slot outside the centre mid, other midfield push on and centre forward becomes a third striker. Not that anyone wants that Domheniko Gzak any closer to their goal. Sabrjk are going to..."
"The Strikes? Phooey! They've been on a downward spiral for the last few seasons. Once Tarcka goes they'll drop into obscurity, mark my words!"

Tommy sighed again. Please, anyone but the Commune. However, his grandfather did have a point. MS K'delta were probable favourites.

13th Minute - Djnamo Sabrjk 0 - 1 MS K'delta

"It's all over now ... Get in there. Who was that? Zak somebody?"
"Domheniko Gzak. I said he's a danger man."
"Well, that's it for Sabrjk now. They should shut up shop and accept defeat."
"There's over an hour left yet ... They're not out of it yet."
"Not out of it? I've just watched nearly fifteen minutes of constant hounding of the Sabrjki goal ... They're done for."

29th Minute - Djnamo Sabrjk 0 - 2 MS K'delta

"C'mon!! Offside ... surely!"
"Told you ... no way back now."
"He was beyond the line of the defence. Clearly offside!"
"In my day, there was no such thing as offside and anyone who played that rule was a pussy. Didn't even have referees in my day. Used to settle things with a swift boxing match."
"That's ... hideous ..."
"Soft as a fresh shit. That's your problem. Grow some balls lad."

45th+2nd Minute - Djnamo Sabrjk 1 - 2 MS K'delta

"What a free kick! They're not out of this game yet."
"Lucky."
"Lucky? It was a peach! Top corner. No one could've got that."
"Pfft. In my day we used to fill the balls with sand. None of these fancy skills with that sort of ball. Just raw power and strength. Was all you needed."
"You do know that the game has moved on in fifty years Grandad?"
"Moved backwards more like. Look kiddo. I know my football, I played it long enough. Them Communados have got this. They'll come out after half-time and blockage the pitch and win this game two-one."
"Sabrjk will cut through. Two-two full time, then the Strikes to claim a winner in extra time."
"We'll see. A takeaway dinner says you're wrong."
"You're on."

90th+3rd Minute - Djnamo Sabrjk 1 - 2 MS K'delta - Full Time.

"That curry place down the road's pretty good, you know kid?"
"Yeah yeah ... I'm going ..."

by **Paradystopia** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:48 pm

.          Th'Leege yknowen as FLOPC




   Parramountte Divizyoun         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Ozkaar Roevres                  26   20   2   4    31   10  +21    62   QUAL CC
 2 The Ables and The Ordinarys     26   16   3   7    56   33  +23    51   QUAL CC
 3 Norton y'Myren                  26   15   6   5    46   31  +15    51   QUAL GC
 4 Whyllyoumiboroughe Shwaggre     26   14   6   6    65   45  +20    48   QUAL GC
 5 Dynamoe Sabryke                 26   14   3   9    54   46   +8    45   QUAL GC
 6 Blakked Starre y'Quygge         26   12   8   6    50   38  +12    44   QUAL GC
 7 The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance   26   12   5   9    42   34   +8    41   QUAL GC
 8 Adyhsar Agkademykes             26    9   7  10    31   32   −1    34
 9 Tawrpeydoe Psuggaddagga         26   10   4  12    23   31   −8    34
10 Jujoo                           26    9   2  15    66   78  −12    29   QUAL GC
11 Dwellynges o'th'Lordes          26    5   7  14    23   39  −16    22
12 ðe Artyssanes                   26    5   3  18    29   57  −28    18   Rel D1
13 Kolperryskonyfe Aethletik       26    4   5  17    24   44  −20    17   Rel D1
14 Tiknonsens Palace               26    2   9  15    18   40  −22    15   Rel D1


Fyrste Divizyoun Plaeoffez

Dzyes Riotte 3–3 Arkan F.C.
Arkan F.C. 2–2 Dzyes Riotte (Agg. 5-5, Arkan F.C. win bye goelles y'awey)

Maddar Oldetoun 1–2 Tiknonsens Tempest
Tiknonsens Tempest 3–2 Maddar Oldetoun (Agg. 5-3 to Tiknonsens Tempest)

Arkan F.C. 0–2 Tiknonsens Tempest

   Fyrste Divizyoun               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Hexploesyve Rastredmaddar       26   14   6   6    58   43  +15    48   Prom PD, QUAL SBCC
 2 Po City                         26   12   7   7    54   45   +9    43   Prom PD, QUAL SBCC
 3 Arkan F.C.                      26   13   4   9    39   37   +2    43   QUAL SBCC
 4 Tiknonsens Tempest              26   12   7   7    36   37   −1    43   Prom PD, QUAL SBCC
 5 Maddar Oldetoun                 26   13   3  10    58   49   +9    42   QUAL SBCC
 6 Dzyes Riotte                    26   12   6   8    54   46   +8    42   QUAL SBCC
 7 The Officers XI                 26   12   6   8    50   48   +2    42   QUAL SBCC
 8 Rede Starre y'Myren             26   10   6  10    35   27   +8    36   QUAL SBCC
 9 Wynnegroeve Wongh               26    8   9   9    59   62   −3    33
10 Alsabbassyye                    26    8   8  10    43   50   −7    32
11 Dozebay                         26    5  13   8    27   28   −1    28
12 Kwyntayn Rangers                26    4  12  10    44   57  −13    24   Rel D2
13 Dynamoe Myren                   26    5   8  13    37   46   −9    23   Rel D2
14 Fylton Mettelkraftres           26    4   5  17    42   61  −19    17   Rel D2


Sekonde Divizyoun Plaeoffez

Scratchpost Hillock 0–1 MS K'alpha
MS K'alpha 1–1 Scratchpost Hillock (Agg. 2-1 to MS K'alpha)

Poel Sportynge 1–1 MS K'beta
MS K'beta 3–0 Poel Sportynge (Agg. 4-1 to MS K'beta)

MS K'alpha 3–4 MS K'beta

   Sekonde Divizyoun                               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 MS K'delta                                       34   24   8   2    79   37  +42    80   Prom D1
 2 Qluba od Hylyadu                                 34   22   7   5    79   44  +35    73   Prom D1
 3 MS K'alpha                                       34   20  10   4    98   65  +33    70
 4 MS K'beta                                        34   18   9   7    78   50  +28    63   Prom D1
 5 Poel Sportynge                                   34   14  13   7    60   49  +11    55
 6 Scratchpost Hillock                              34   16   7  11    33   37   −4    55
 7 ðe Dokkes y'Twelveportes                         34   14   8  12    58   58    0    50
 8 FC Dogerel                                       34   11  13  10    83   83    0    46
 9 ðe Royel Wanderez                                34   10  13  11    64   59   +5    43
10 ðe Ykuekuez y'Iebboetiboege                      34   12   7  15    74   81   −7    43
11 FC Aflyannafleeinnaflu                           34   12   6  16    66   77  −11    42
12 KFZ                                              34   11   8  15    46   53   −7    41
13 Psaltrysyye                                      34   10  10  14    47   54   −7    40
14 Gygennat Vosiferus                               34   10   9  15    69   74   −5    39
15 Blue Starre y'Ughe                               34    6  11  17    53   76  −23    29   Rel D3
16 FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak                          34    4  11  19    34   66  −32    23   Rel D3
17 Po Pteronurians                                  34    5   7  22    41   68  −27    22   Rel D3
18 Bridgkrossynge Toun                              34    3  11  20    32   63  −31    20   Rel D3



Thirdde Divizyoun Plaeoffez

Svhobodha Tempest 1–3 Distriktovikinhmajjog
Distriktovikinhmajjog 0–0 Svhobodha Tempest (Agg. 3-1 to Distriktovikinhmajjog)

FQX 3–2 M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen
M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen 4–0 FQX (Agg. 6-3 to M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen)

Distriktovikinhmajjog 3–2 M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen

   Thirdde Divizyoun                               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 MS K'gamma                                       46   28   9   9   134   81  +53    93   Prom D2
 2 M'dhva S'sevhyer                                 46   28   5  13   115   84  +31    89   Prom D2
 3 M'dheen S'yhuug                                  46   24  13   9   105   83  +22    85   Prom D2
 4 Distriktovikinhmajjog                            46   24  12  10   105   83  +22    84   Prom D2
 5 M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen                         46   23  11  12    87   63  +24    80
 6 FQX                                              46   22  11  13    82   65  +17    77
 7 Svhobodha Tempest                                46   21   9  16    86   77   +9    72
 8 Bolymaekuratz Vosiferus                          46   19  10  17    92   86   +6    67
 9 Nhova                                            46   19   9  18    67   65   +2    66
10 Soutton y'Myren                                  46   18  11  17    64   62   +2    65
11 Zephyrous Knoll                                  46   17  11  18    55   54   +1    62
12 Prosodi Pandemonium                              46   16  13  17    80   83   −3    61
13 Seyncte Daeds & Soosuvylle                       46   16  12  18    65   56   +9    60
14 FK Farrosmont                                    46   16  12  18    49   53   −4    60
15 Newetoun Distrikt Polyses XI                     46   17   8  21    60   69   −9    59
16 Dynamoe Reerenmaddar                             46   15  13  18    82   88   −6    58
17 Vulkun Pyroes                                    46   15  12  19    62   76  −14    57
18 Edwadhu Rangers                                  46   15  10  21    63   78  −15    55
19 Tawrpeydoe Sabryke                               46   15   9  22    90  101  −11    54
20 Whyte Starre y'Psuggaddagga                      46   12  13  21    61   80  −19    49
21 FC Siliriims                                     46   11  14  21    49   77  −28    47   Rel C1-L2
22 Hexploesyve Klyffeanickwyme                      46   11  13  22    65   86  −21    46   Rel C1-L1
23 Fieldfield                                       46   11  12  23    23   54  −31    45   Rel C1-L1
24 Jujooan Palace Guard                             46    8  10  28    43   80  −37    34   Rel C1-L2



   Conferenz One - Leege One                       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva                           26   14  10   2    75   46  +29    52   Prom D3
 2 FC New Newetoun                                  26   15   6   5    61   38  +23    51   Prom D3
 3 M'rhi S'yhuug                                    26   14   8   4    73   54  +19    50
 4 M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen                            26   15   4   7    80   64  +16    49
 5 M'rhi S'sevhyer                                  26   12   8   6    71   57  +14    44
 6 Prvakhademiya'nhyybolya                          26   11   9   6    64   56   +8    42
 7 M'dhva S'yhuug'dhva                              26    9   9   8    54   43  +11    36
 8 M'tirhia S'sevhyer                               26   11   2  13    56   63   −7    35
 9 M'tirhia S'yhuug                                 26    9   7  10    52   57   −5    34
10 rkan Maintenance Level XI                        26    9   0  17    32   49  −17    27
11 KF Shvor                                         26    7   4  15    35   51  −16    25
12 Hexploesyve Iethseminem                          26    6   6  14    35   51  −16    24
13 Rede Starre y'Ughe                               26    6   3  17    25   47  −22    21   Rel C2-L2
14 ðe Wanderez y'Zye                                26    4   4  18    29   66  −37    16   Rel C2-L1

   Conferenz One - Leege Two                       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Hsluuchya Yhedinstvhen                           26   22   3   1    85   43  +42    69   Prom D3
 2 Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal                             26   16   2   8    80   63  +17    50   Prom D3
 3 Fishinpaw Alumni                                 26   12   5   9    58   49   +9    41
 4 M'pyahtz                                         26   11   7   8    47   47    0    40
 5 Konklu Dhingannapest City                        26   11   5  10    66   57   +9    38
 6 Brokeloglea                                      26   10   8   8    60   58   +2    38
 7 Siliriims Pteronurians                           26   10   5  11    39   38   +1    35
 8 Oluuya Tejihkrad i Mhana                         26    9   8   9    55   59   −4    35
 9 Obali'sevhyere Rhekia                            26    9   7  10    39   38   +1    34
10 Pelkyme Sportynge                                26    9   7  10    38   38    0    34
11 KF Krenekia i Prohsek                            26   10   4  12    55   64   −9    34
12 Bordeztoun                                       26    6   5  15    43   59  −16    23   Rel C2-L1
13 FK Pue                                           26    5   7  14    37   66  −29    22   Rel C2-L2
14 Lonetreefield                                    26    2   7  17    18   41  −23    13   Rel C2-L3




   Conferenz Two - Leege One                       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sanyenboroughe & Deenam                          34   24   6   4    57   24  +33    78   Prom C1-L1
 2 FQ Nhmajjog'aqademik                             34   24   6   4    75   47  +28    78   Prom C1-L2
 3 Dump                                             34   20   7   7    55   25  +30    67
 4 ðe Blakkes y'Sambash                             34   19   7   8    61   36  +25    64
 5 Haddockhounder Alumni                            34   16  11   7    61   35  +26    59
 6 Feefoe Rayngerz                                  34   16   6  12    66   64   +2    54
 7 FK Seyncte Stannes                               34   16   5  13    51   33  +18    53
 8 Upprepedga & Loepedga                            34   11  13  10    57   48   +9    46
 9 Apoxian Wongh                                    34   12  10  12    56   55   +1    46
10 Kwyntayn Pteronurians                            34   13   6  15    68   70   −2    45
11 Goeboe Tornaydoe                                 34   11  11  12    72   72    0    44
12 Stanyslaevye Sportynge                           34   12   7  15    58   66   −8    43
13 Cocklerock Rangers                               34   10  11  13    45   44   +1    41
14 Bonnybonebay                                     34    8  10  16    37   55  −18    34
15 Dynamoe Poel                                     34    8   9  17    51   63  −12    33
16 Truba Corps Communado                            34    5  10  19    45   66  −21    25
17 Dhrugmuskul'pyahtz                               34    5   8  21    55   97  −42    23   Rel CBP
18 Littelskwablynginbruck Amatures                  34    4   1  29    47  117  −70    13   Rel CBP

   Conferenz Two - Leege Two                       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Dhrugakhademiya'nhyybolya                        34   24   6   4   103   66  +37    78   Prom C1-L2
 2 FKPSMB                                           34   24   5   5    69   34  +35    77   Prom C1-L1
 3 Tawrpeydoe Sfustilugsfopduudel                   34   20   6   8    84   55  +29    66
 4 Bhlebyye                                         34   18   8   8    74   49  +25    62
 5 Skolarka                                         34   17   9   8    80   47  +33    60
 6 The Fishermens Club                              34   15  12   7    59   47  +12    57
 7 Project 90+ Paradystopia                         34   14   9  11    66   53  +13    51
 8 Krakkedoryzon                                    34   14   8  12    60   53   +7    50
 9 KF Mhozt'sevhyer i 'yhuug                        34   12  12  10    79   71   +8    48
10 Queenes Kollege y'Kinshish                       34   11  11  12    70   79   −9    44
11 ðe Olde Bois Klub                                34   13   5  16    67   78  −11    44
12 Dankcroft Rovers                                 34   13   4  17    65   66   −1    43
13 Jujooan Others                                   34   10  10  14    53   62   −9    40
14 Ehqii                                            34    9   8  17    58   82  −24    35
15 Krewdport & Loodville                            34    8   9  17    52   69  −17    33
16 Sporting Club Phoenix                            34    4  12  18    50   82  −32    24
17 KF Fnugk                                         34    4   8  22    51   91  −40    20   Rel CBP
18 Birdshit Island Rangers                          34    2   6  26    17   73  −56    12   Rel CBP

   Conferenz Two - Leege Three                     Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 The United Gingers                               34   22   8   4    87   46  +41    74   Prom C1-L1
 2 FK Marcket Yronbridge                            34   20   6   8    46   28  +18    66   Prom C1-L2
 3 Arkan National Police Service XI                 34   19   6   9    84   62  +22    63
 4 More Jujoo                                       34   18   8   8    74   48  +26    62
 5 Klyffepassog Aethletik                           34   17  10   7    71   46  +25    61
 6 Edwadhu Pteronurians                             34   15  11   8    49   41   +8    56
 7 KF Mhurhax i Vhyteshki                           34   16   7  11    58   49   +9    55
 8 FC Watsakwodrayn                                 34   17   3  14    74   55  +19    54
 9 Gutspool Harlekwins                              34   15   9  10    56   48   +8    54
10 Sabryke Distrikt Polyses XI                      34   15   7  12    43   35   +8    52
11 Rangoelande Roevres                              34   14   8  12    39   35   +4    50
12 FK Whyteskarr                                    34   14   7  13    61   50  +11    49
13 Shmye & Keepynkie                                34   13   9  12    58   56   +2    48
14 Skymontville Rangers                             34   10   5  19    46   63  −17    35
15 FC Buntler's Pier                                34    6  10  18    48   76  −28    28
16 Censcires                                        34    4   6  24    43   82  −39    18
17 Wibble Toun                                      34    3   8  23    29   79  −50    17   Rel CBP
18 Graytreskwablynginbruck Roevres                  34    1   6  27     7   74  −67     9   Rel CBP




   Conferenz Three - th'Bullepen                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FK Nuul City                                     58   46  10   2   156   45 +111   148   Prom C2-L3
 2 FQ JJokyhif                                      58   45   4   9   162   78  +84   139   Prom C2-L2
 3 Mocidade Contente de Raidenhead                  58   39  13   6   138   72  +66   130   Prom C2-L1
 4 Toxic Quagmire                                   58   40   6  12   173  103  +70   126   Prom C2-L1
 5 FC Drakoenyyanz                                  58   37  13   8   153   92  +61   124   Prom C2-L2
 6 The Original Ordinarys and Ables                 58   38   9  11   138   83  +55   123   Prom C2-L3
 7 Anchovy Park                                     58   36  10  12   151  102  +49   118
 8 FK Gliir                                         58   34  10  14   134   93  +41   112
 9 ðe Hottesteppes y'Kornwollez                     58   33  13  12   127   91  +36   112
10 KF Marvsavhal                                    58   33   9  16   142  111  +31   108
11 KF Krohwperch                                    58   31  11  16   147  112  +35   104
12 Sfughsar Aethletik                               58   26  10  22   127  114  +13    88
13 FK Twytwyzardes Knobbe                           58   26   6  26   108  102   +6    84
14 Gulphcrook Knobblers                             58   21  12  25   101  110   −9    75
15 The Isle of Segregation                          58   22   6  30    45   70  −25    72
16 Ebulsnit Kasselbaye                              58   19  12  27   106  128  −22    69
17 Hexploesyve Naeymaye                             58   19  11  28    87  123  −36    68
18 ðe Kuthbertes                                    58   18  11  29    84  106  −22    65
19 Grenehyl                                         58   18   9  31   103  141  −38    63
20 Ghoembung Storm                                  58   17   9  32   111  127  −16    60
21 Futura                                           58   17   7  34   105  140  −35    58
22 FK Salackgaeden                                  58   16   9  33    91  124  −33    57
23 FK Fwartayne                                     58   14  12  32    70  103  −33    54
24 FC Smeltbay                                      58   13  13  32    79  119  −40    52
25 Sewage Worker's FC                               58   14   5  39    48   92  −44    47
26 Unnamed Place                                    58   13   8  37    64  120  −56    47
27 Filthyfoot Sands' FC                             58   12  10  36    85  130  −45    46
28 Buulloam Sportynge                               58   12   8  38    87  132  −45    44
29 FK Liowtiseyloe                                  58   10  10  38    73  151  −78    40
30 ðe Desgruntled Lymantaytianes y'PDABBHSTRD(AD)   58    9   8  41    76  157  −81    35





          Th'Challus y th'Commounwelthe




Fyrstte Aforthefyrstte Rouwnde


                FK Salackgaeden 0–2 Haddockhounder Alumni
      KF Mhozt'sevhyer i 'yhuug 5–1 Ehqii
                     More Jujoo 4–0 Grenehyl
               Goeboe Tornaydoe 3–1 The Original Ordinarys and Ables
                           Dump 1–0 Sabryke Distrikt Polyses XI
                   Dynamoe Poel 1–1 Arkan National Police Service XI
                    FQ JJokyhif 3–2 FK Whyteskarr
            Gutspool Harlekwins 0–0 ðe Hottesteppes y'Kornwollez
                  Lonetreefield 0–0 M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva
             M'tirhia S'sevhyer 4–2 Hexploesyve Naeymaye
                       Bhlebyye 5–1 KF Marvsavhal
           ðe Blakkes y'Sambash 2–0 Ebulsnit Kasselbaye
           Edwadhu Pteronurians 3–2 Truba Corps Communado
Graytreskwablynginbruck Roevres 0–1 FK Liowtiseyloe
          Upprepedga & Loepedga 1–0 FC New Newetoun
Mocidade Contente de Raidenhead 3–1 FC Buntler's Pier
           Filthyfoot Sands' FC 2–5 M'tirhia S'yhuug
                   Anchovy Park 1–3 The United Gingers
         Stanyslaevye Sportynge 5–2 Tawrpeydoe Sfustilugsfopduudel
         Hsluuchya Yhedinstvhen 0–0 Gulphcrook Knobblers
          Krewdport & Loodville 1–1 ðe Wanderez y'Zye
            The Fishermens Club 3–0 FK Twytwyzardes Knobbe
                M'rhi S'sevhyer 4–2 Littelskwablynginbruck Amatures
          Obali'sevhyere Rhekia 3–2 Bordeztoun
       Oluuya Tejihkrad i Mhana 4–0 ðe Desgruntled Lymantaytianes y'PDABBHSTRD(AD)
                       M'pyahtz 3–2 Hexploesyve Iethseminem
       Project 90+ Paradystopia 5–0 The Isle of Segregation
                         FKPSMB 2–0 FK Fwartayne
                    Brokeloglea 2–3 Censcires
     Queenes Kollege y'Kinshish 2–0 Krakkedoryzon
          FK Marcket Yronbridge 1–2 Siliriims Pteronurians
                       KF Fnugk 2–1 Futura
      Konklu Dhingannapest City 1–1 Klyffepassog Aethletik
                       Skolarka 4–0 FK Pue
                       FK Gliir 3–1 Unnamed Place
         KF Mhurhax i Vhyteshki 0–1 FQ Nhmajjog'aqademik
                   FK Nuul City 5–2 Dankcroft Rovers
              Pelkyme Sportynge 4–0 Kwyntayn Pteronurians
             FK Seyncte Stannes 3–0 Cocklerock Rangers
     Arkan Maintenance Level XI 3–0 Birdshit Island Rangers
        Prvakhademiya'nhyybolya 3–2 Toxic Quagmire
                  Apoxian Wongh 4–3 KF Krohwperch
             Buulloam Sportynge 0–1 M'dhva S'yhuug'dhva
             Sewage Worker's FC 2–5 Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal
                    FC Smeltbay 1–4 KF Krenekia i Prohsek
                   Bonnybonebay 3–5 Fishinpaw Alumni
          Sporting Club Phoenix 1–3 M'rhi S'yhuug
                  ðe Kuthbertes 2–6 Dhrugakhademiya'nhyybolya
             Dhrugmuskul'pyahtz 1–4 Sanyenboroughe & Deenam
                    Wibble Toun 0–2 Feefoe Rayngerz
                Ghoembung Storm 0–2 FC Watsakwodrayn
          M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen 4–4 Jujooan Others
                       KF Shvor 3–1 Shmye & Keepynkie
              ðe Olde Bois Klub 0–0 Rede Starre y'Ughe
             Sfughsar Aethletik 1–2 FC Drakoenyyanz
           Skymontville Rangers 0–2 Rangoelande Roevres

Reeplaez

Arkan National Police Service XI 5–3 Dynamoe Poel
    ðe Hottesteppes y'Kornwollez 1–2 Gutspool Harlekwins
          M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva 5–0 Lonetreefield
            Gulphcrook Knobblers 2–5 Hsluuchya Yhedinstvhen
               ðe Wanderez y'Zye 2–2 Krewdport & Loodville (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)
          Klyffepassog Aethletik 2–1 Konklu Dhingannapest City
                  Jujooan Others 1–4 M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen
              Rede Starre y'Ughe 1–0 ðe Olde Bois Klub


Sekonde Aforthefyrstte Rouwnde

                     FQ JJokyhif 3–1 Censcires
              FK Seyncte Stannes 4–0 KF Fnugk
                Goeboe Tornaydoe 3–2 FK Gliir
                          FKPSMB 5–2 Dhrugakhademiya'nhyybolya
           Haddockhounder Alumni 3–0 Klyffepassog Aethletik
             Rangoelande Roevres 0–3 Hsluuchya Yhedinstvhen
             The Fishermens Club 1–1 Prvakhademiya'nhyybolya
               ðe Wanderez y'Zye 1–1 Stanyslaevye Sportynge
       KF Mhozt'sevhyer i 'yhuug 3–3 ðe Blakkes y'Sambash
              M'tirhia S'sevhyer 1–2 M'rhi S'yhuug
      Arkan Maintenance Level XI 2–0 Feefoe Rayngerz
              The United Gingers 0–2 M'dhva S'yhuug'dhva
         Sanyenboroughe & Deenam 1–0 Edwadhu Pteronurians
                 FK Liowtiseyloe 2–4 FC Drakoenyyanz
            Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal 6–2 Fishinpaw Alumni
                            Dump 0–2 FC Watsakwodrayn
        Project 90+ Paradystopia 4–4 Pelkyme Sportynge
             Gutspool Harlekwins 0–1 Obali'sevhyere Rhekia
Arkan National Police Service XI 2–5 M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva
                   Apoxian Wongh 1–1 Skolarka
            FQ Nhmajjog'aqademik 2–3 KF Krenekia i Prohsek
      Queenes Kollege y'Kinshish 1–1 Oluuya Tejihkrad i Mhana
                    FK Nuul City 2–0 M'pyahtz
 Mocidade Contente de Raidenhead 1–6 Upprepedga & Loepedga
                      More Jujoo 0–1 Bhlebyye
                M'tirhia S'yhuug 2–2 M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen
                 M'rhi S'sevhyer 1–1 KF Shvor
              Rede Starre y'Ughe 1–1 Siliriims Pteronurians

Reeplaez

 Prvakhademiya'nhyybolya 1–2 The Fishermens Club
  Stanyslaevye Sportynge 3–4 ðe Wanderez y'Zye
    ðe Blakkes y'Sambash 1–2 KF Mhozt'sevhyer i 'yhuug
       Pelkyme Sportynge 0–0 Project 90+ Paradystopia (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
                Skolarka 1–0 Apoxian Wongh
Oluuya Tejihkrad i Mhana 5–3 Queenes Kollege y'Kinshish
   M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen 4–0 M'tirhia S'yhuug
                KF Shvor 2–0 M'rhi S'sevhyer
  Siliriims Pteronurians 0–1 Rede Starre y'Ughe


Rouwnde 1

             Zephyrous Knoll 1–0 FQ JJokyhif
 Whyte Starre y'Psuggaddagga 0–1 Bhlebyye
       KF Krenekia i Prohsek 2–2 M'dhva S'yhuug'dhva
Newetoun Distrikt Polyses XI 3–1 Hsluuchya Yhedinstvhen
          Rede Starre y'Ughe 0–1 Fieldfield
          FK Seyncte Stannes 2–1 KF Mhozt'sevhyer i 'yhuug
             M'dheen S'yhuug 5–1 FC Drakoenyyanz
    M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen 4–3 ðe Wanderez y'Zye
               FK Farrosmont 1–0 Soutton y'Myren
                         FQX 3–3 M'rhi S'yhuug
                    Skolarka 0–0 MS K'gamma
         The Fishermens Club 0–3 Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal
                       Nhova 3–1 Dynamoe Reerenmaddar
               Vulkun Pyroes 2–0 FC Watsakwodrayn
      M'dheen S'sevhyer'dhva 1–3 Tawrpeydoe Sabryke
           Svhobodha Tempest 1–0 Sanyenboroughe & Deenam
       Haddockhounder Alumni 1–1 FK Nuul City
                      FKPSMB 0–1 FC Siliriims
    Oluuya Tejihkrad i Mhana 2–0 Upprepedga & Loepedga
           Pelkyme Sportynge 0–1 Arkan Maintenance Level XI
            M'dhva S'sevhyer 5–3 KF Shvor
       M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen 3–2 Edwadhu Rangers
     Bolymaekuratz Vosiferus 7–3 Obali'sevhyere Rhekia
        Jujooan Palace Guard 2–3 Prosodi Pandemonium
 Hexploesyve Klyffeanickwyme 5–2 Distriktovikinhmajjog
            Goeboe Tornaydoe 2–2 Seyncte Daeds & Soosuvylle

Reeplaez

       M'dhva S'yhuug'dhva 4–1 KF Krenekia i Prohsek
             M'rhi S'yhuug 5–1 FQX
                MS K'gamma 4–2 Skolarka
              FK Nuul City 1–0 Haddockhounder Alumni
Seyncte Daeds & Soosuvylle 6–2 Goeboe Tornaydoe


Rouwnde 2

            Qluba od Hylyadu 3–2 M'dhva S'sevhyer
           ðe Royel Wanderez 4–2 Nhova
          Gygennat Vosiferus 2–2 FC Dogerel
  Arkan Maintenance Level XI 1–1 M'dhva S'yhuug'dhva
      FC Aflyannafleeinnaflu 4–1 FK Nuul City
         Prosodi Pandemonium 0–0 Psaltrysyye
          Blue Starre y'Ughe 1–0 M'dhva S'yhuuga'dheen
     Bolymaekuratz Vosiferus 3–0 M'rhi S'yhuug
Newetoun Distrikt Polyses XI 1–0 Poel Sportynge
           Svhobodha Tempest 1–4 MS K'delta
                    Bhlebyye 2–5 M'dheen S'yhuug
                  MS K'alpha 3–3 Bridgkrossynge Toun
             Zephyrous Knoll 2–1 Hexploesyve Klyffeanickwyme
     FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak 2–1 Vhestytsia Mhanaeqal
         Scratchpost Hillock 2–0 Fieldfield
          Tawrpeydoe Sabryke 3–3 MS K'gamma
 ðe Ykuekuez y'Iebboetiboege 2–0 FK Seyncte Stannes
                         KFZ 0–0 M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen
             Po Pteronurians 0–0 Vulkun Pyroes
    ðe Dokkes y'Twelveportes 1–0 FK Farrosmont
                FC Siliriims 1–1 Oluuya Tejihkrad i Mhana
  Seyncte Daeds & Soosuvylle 6–3 MS K'beta

Reeplaez

              FC Dogerel 5–3 Gygennat Vosiferus
     M'dhva S'yhuug'dhva 0–1 Arkan Maintenance Level XI
             Psaltrysyye 1–0 Prosodi Pandemonium
     Bridgkrossynge Toun 0–0 MS K'alpha (1–1 AET) (6–5 pen.)
              MS K'gamma 0–0 Tawrpeydoe Sabryke (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen 1–0 KFZ
           Vulkun Pyroes 0–2 Po Pteronurians
Oluuya Tejihkrad i Mhana 1–1 FC Siliriims (1–1 AET) (4–1 pen.)


Rouwnde 3

                     Dozebay 1–0 M'dheen S'sevhyera'dheen
                  MS K'delta 2–0 FC Konklu Dhingamfibrak
       Fylton Mettelkraftres 2–4 M'dheen S'yhuug
               Dynamoe Myren 4–0 Arkan Maintenance Level XI
                  Arkan F.C. 3–0 MS K'gamma
         Bridgkrossynge Toun 0–1 Tiknonsens Tempest
         Rede Starre y'Myren 2–1 ðe Ykuekuez y'Iebboetiboege
                Dzyes Riotte 2–2 Alsabbassyye
         Scratchpost Hillock 5–2 Seyncte Daeds & Soosuvylle
          Blue Starre y'Ughe 1–2 Wynnegroeve Wongh
             The Officers XI 5–1 FC Dogerel
      FC Aflyannafleeinnaflu 4–2 Po City
             Maddar Oldetoun 2–2 Zephyrous Knoll
    Oluuya Tejihkrad i Mhana 1–4 Kwyntayn Rangers
   Hexploesyve Rastredmaddar 3–2 ðe Royel Wanderez
    ðe Dokkes y'Twelveportes 2–1 Bolymaekuratz Vosiferus
             Po Pteronurians 0–1 Qluba od Hylyadu
Newetoun Distrikt Polyses XI 0–1 Psaltrysyye

Reeplaez

   Alsabbassyye 2–4 Dzyes Riotte
Zephyrous Knoll 2–1 Maddar Oldetoun


Rouwnde 4

              Zephyrous Knoll 1–0 ðe Artyssanes
          Scratchpost Hillock 0–0 Adyhsar Agkademykes
    Kolperryskonyfe Aethletik 3–0 Dozebay
                        Jujoo 4–3 Arkan F.C.
                  Psaltrysyye 1–0 Dwellynges o'th'Lordes
              Dynamoe Sabryke 3–1 Qluba od Hylyadu
                Dynamoe Myren 4–3 Dzyes Riotte
              M'dheen S'yhuug 2–2 Kwyntayn Rangers
                   MS K'delta 3–4 Whyllyoumiboroughe Shwaggre
The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance 1–0 Rede Starre y'Myren
               Ozkaar Roevres 2–0 ðe Dokkes y'Twelveportes
      Blakked Starre y'Quygge 0–0 Tiknonsens Tempest
    Hexploesyve Rastredmaddar 3–2 The Officers XI
       FC Aflyannafleeinnaflu 0–0 Wynnegroeve Wongh
               Norton y'Myren 2–2 Tiknonsens Palace
      Tawrpeydoe Psuggaddagga 1–0 The Ables and The Ordinarys

Reeplaez

Adyhsar Agkademykes 0–0 Scratchpost Hillock (1–1 AET) (8–9 pen.)
   Kwyntayn Rangers 2–1 M'dheen S'yhuug
 Tiknonsens Tempest 3–1 Blakked Starre y'Quygge
  Wynnegroeve Wongh 2–1 FC Aflyannafleeinnaflu
  Tiknonsens Palace 0–1 Norton y'Myren


Rouwnde 5

The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance 1–0 Tawrpeydoe Psuggaddagga
                        Jujoo 1–1 Zephyrous Knoll
                Dynamoe Myren 1–0 Wynnegroeve Wongh
              Dynamoe Sabryke 1–1 Ozkaar Roevres
               Norton y'Myren 2–0 Kwyntayn Rangers
    Hexploesyve Rastredmaddar 1–0 Whyllyoumiboroughe Shwaggre
    Kolperryskonyfe Aethletik 3–0 Scratchpost Hillock
           Tiknonsens Tempest 2–0 Psaltrysyye

Reeplaez

Zephyrous Knoll 0–0 Jujoo (0–0 AET) (2–1 pen.)
 Ozkaar Roevres 1–3 Dynamoe Sabryke


Cwarttre Finalles

            Dynamoe Myren 1–3 Dynamoe Sabryke
Hexploesyve Rastredmaddar 2–1 The Sea-Pteronurians Alliance
          Zephyrous Knoll 1–0 Norton y'Myren
       Tiknonsens Tempest 0–1 Kolperryskonyfe Aethletik


Semee Finalles

Dynamoe Sabryke 3–0 Kolperryskonyfe Aethletik
Zephyrous Knoll 0–1 Hexploesyve Rastredmaddar


Finalle

Dynamoe Sabryke 4–4 Hexploesyve Rastredmaddar (4–4 AET) (4–3 pen.)

"I'm done Uncle. Everything's typed out for the family achives. The final league standings, of all the leagues, including the Conferences, with playoff results and the entirety of the cup competition. Just as you asked for. I got it right this time."
"Hmm ... Did it take yer long lad?"
"Roughly six hours, in total, not counting breaks."
"Yer watch footbal kid?"
"Err ... yeah? Guess so ... sorta."
"Ever heard of Rkan Maintenance Level XI then?"
"Arkan Maint..."
"Rkan."
"..."
"Rkan."
"I made a spelling mistake didn't I?"
"That yer did kid. Start again."
"Is this really necessary? Can't you just buy a computer like a normal human being and bin that sodding typewriter."
"Kids these days! Really. I used t'be happy t'type out t'football results for me uncle when I wuz your age. Discipline. That's warrit gives yer! Patience, composure, eroodishun,..."
"Yes ... Uncle, fine. Whatever. I'll do it for a ... what say? ... twenty-third time."
"Career oppertoonities in stenography. IT skills! Stick on yer CV ..."
"Auntie! He's doing it again ... *sigh* ... Where was I? Oh ... right ..."

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