To: Anyone related to the matter
From: Gaston Tremblay-Sachs, President, World Cup of Hockey Federation; Jacques Lemieux, President, Quebec Hockey League
To whom it may concern,
We would like to express some concerns about several incidents during this early part of the World Cup of Hockey. It has come to our attention that 5 Sanctii players, including a prince of the very aforementioned country, were killed by Gregoryisgodistani enemy crushers right after the final whistle of the game.
However, it has also come to our attention that the Prince Josephus, the very target, has done actions that were of no better in protecting himself. It was said by Enemy Crusher Krusholli Crushsaintland, and further supported of this by referees presiding for the game(Referees: Felix Marchand, QUE, Antti Kokkonen, SJG. Linesmen: David Connaughton, QUE; Patrik Mily, NHV) of this, that Prince Josephus himself has taunted the Gregoryisgodistani of not crushing anyone to death. Considering what could've happened out of that, the very action was unnecessary and stupid that it was as if he's begging for the player to crush him to his death.
Now moving on is more worrying of our incident last night. It came to our attention to our attention that out of 4 other players whom were killed, 2 of them were playing in Quebec Hockey League, with Trebatius at St.John's Celtics and Bruccius at Acadie-Bathurst Titan. With the loss of these 2 lives, those two teams will be guaranteed to suffer through a prolonged period of financial and mental damage on the organisation and the players themselves. In addition, financial compensation for the victims' families must happen as well.
Therefore, Quebec Hockey League and World Cup of Hockey Federation will be giving no punishments to Gregoryisgodistani NT for the death of Prince Josephus, for he brought it upon himself and neither the QHL nor WCoHF is responsible for this. However, we'll still be fining the Gregoryisgodistani delegation a $18 million Quebecois dollars of fine($54 million NS), due to the monetary loss of 4 other players to the Sanctii delegation, especially that of Ioannes Bruccius and Marcus Trebatius to Quebecois hockey community.
Thank you and I hope all of your time in Quebec and Vaugania will be splendid.
Sincerely,Gaston Tremblay-Sachs,
President, World Cup of Hockey FederationJacques Lemieux,
President, Quebec Hockey League