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The LifeWyze Corporation

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LifeWyze EduCare: Coming Soon!
LifeWyze Re-Organisation Complete - January, 2015


Notification: LifeWyze is presently undergoing renovations, including a complete update of its catalogues! Sincerest apologies for any inconvenience caused.


The LifeWyze Corporation is one of the largest conglomerates in the world; its enormous economic and social influences can be felt in dozens of countries worldwide, with products and services dominating numerous nations’ markets to the point of monopolisation. Presently it is the largest private healthcare and pharmaceuticals provider in the world, a leading purveyor of biological and chemical warfare solutions, and a major forerunner in the various fields of biotechnologies and alternate farming. Furthermore, the LifeWyze Corporation is the proud owner of the NuBorn, YuDeux and ReGenesis programmes. LifeWyze is currently entering the private education sector, expanding upon its pre-existing scientific research and higher education centers to create the LifeWyze EduCare subsidiary.





The Children Beneath the Umbrella: The LifeWyze Corporation's Subsidiaries

Primary services provided by LifeWyze and its subsidaries are healthcare, biological and chemical warfare solutions, varying fields of biotechnology, and food production. A brief explanation of each subsidiary and its functions can be found below. For full information on each subsidiary and its product and/or service catalogue, please click the relevent links at the top of each section of the storefront.



    LifeWyze BiotechniCare
    LifeWyze's progenitor, LifeWyze BiotechniCare spawned the LifeWyze Corporation itself. Originally established by Sir James Irvine I, this subsidiary remains a foundation of the corporation, responsible for the vast majority of all research and development within the LifeWyze brand, as well as being the biotechnology arm of the business. Due to the ephemeral nature of profit from research and development, this subsidary eventually took second place to the WarCare division of LifeWyze as the sale of biological and chemical warfare solutions proved more profitable; however, it underwent a resurgence with the acquisition of Lincoln BioTech in 2007. Upon the purchase, the newly amalgamated company was rebanded DoubleHelix BioTechnologies, and former Lincoln BioTech CEO, Tom Lincoln, took over operations as Executive Officer. Most recently, after the LifeWyze storefront renovation, DoubleHelix BioTechnologies was rebranded to LifeWyze BiotechniCare. Within BiotechniCare there are five major research and development laboratories, LifeWyze BioPharms and the YuDeux and ReGenesis programmes, listed below:
      LifeWyze BioPharms: Formerly called BioFarm Projects, LifeWyze BioPharms was the first true subsidiary introduced to the LifeWyze brand, appearing alongside LifeWyze BioTech decades ago. This subsidiary is responsible for farming of flora and fauna created by GreenHelix laboratories, WhiteHelix laboratories and the ReGenesis programme, with the goal of improving the quality of human life and abolishing hunger worldwide. BioPharms are enormous industrial farming complexes; predominantly in-door artificial environments, they ensure absolute minimal risk of contamination of the surrounding eco-system. These were the first such farms developed worldwide, and remain the industry leader. The subsidary was absorbed into the BiotechniCare brand with the completion of the LifeWyze reorganisation.
      YuDeux Clinics: Originally developed under Lincoln BioTech, and the reason for its purchase by the LifeWyze Corporation, these clinics provide human cloning facilities. Initially illegal within the borders of Cruxium, this research had been impossible to conduct; however, with a relaxation in laws, and research having been conducted abroad in a more scientifically enlightened nation, this miraculous solution to organ transplants, bone marrow transplants and blood transfusions arose. After initial cloning, these facilities keep cloned persons in storage, available for use as required.
      ReGenesis Programme: Responsible for the 'resurrection' of previously extinct species, these centres map the genome of dead flora and fauna, before undergoing the long and arduous process of ReGenesis. At the beginning of 2015, after much trial and error, this project finally came to fruition with the successful ReGenesis of the thylacine. Those animals so 'resurrected' are then transferred to LifeWyze BioPharms for rearing and integration.
      RedHelix Laboratories: Foremost amongst the BiotechniCare departments, RedHelix is responsible for medical research and development, specifically in the field of surgical and cosmetic procedures, as well as R&D and manufacture of medical supplies. It is further responsible for the development of both the NuBorn and ReGenesis projects and, as the department which subsumed Lincoln BioTech, is also credit with the development of what is now named the YuDeux project.
      GreenHelix Laboratories: Splintered from BioFarm Projects, GreenHelix conducts research and genetic engineering of flora and fauna for agricultural purposes, a pivotal facet of the LifeWyze Corporation's aim to improve the quality of human life through manipulation of eco-systems with the intent to ensure the continued dominance of humanity as a species.
      WhiteHelix Laboratories: Develops industrial purpose organisms and biomimetic materials. Most notable amongst its accomplishments include the splicing of spider DNA into silkworms to produce incredibly high tensile strength fibres and an electricity-producing algae, though as yet its products have yet to bre released on general sale.
      GreyHelix Laboratories: The biomimetics and cybernetics department of LifeWyze BiotechniCare, it is responsible for both development and manufacture of cybernetic organs and limbs, as well as artificial fibres and materials specifically related to human modification.
      BlackHelix Laboratories: This department is responsible for classified research, predominantly on behalf of LifeWyze WarCare.



    LifeWyze MediCare
    LifeWyze MediCare is the pinnacle of medical research and service provision, and pharmaceutical research, manufacturing and distribution. It is divided into two aspects: MediCare and PharmaCare. In accordance with the LifeWyze Mission Statement, we at LifeWyze seek to take the healthcare of all of humanity into our hands, because governments need not shoulder the heavy burden that is the life of its citizens!
      MediCare: Providing a network of hospitals, medical surgeries, general medical practices and cosmetic treatment clinics, MediCare is capable of providing a vast array of medical service for your nation. Aside from operating in numerous countries, LifeWyze MediCare is currently responsible for the entirety of the Cruxium, Maraque and New Azura medical sector, having government-authorised monopolies in each. In addition, it controls 17% of the Of Quendi healthcare market. Now that's a service you can trust!
      PharmaCare: As vast as LifeWyze's MediCare interests, the PharmaCare division is responsible for the research and development, manufacture, and distribution of pharmaceuticals for the LifeWyze Corporation. As we control every step from research to sale, we can pass on incredible savings through this network. Furthermore, the PharmaCare Outlets, our chemist distribution points, predominantly operate as franchises, and so allow any nation or organisation hosting one to profit, too!



    LifeWyze WarCare
    The military subsidary of the LifeWyze Corporation, this company allowed LifeWyze to become a major international corporation, taking a firm place upon the world stage and to redirect funding to its various research and development efforts. LifeWyze WarCare is presently divided into three departments: Biological WarCare, Chemical WarCare, and BioChem Counter-Measure Solutions. LifeWyze provides the most effective deterrants available, as well as the clean-up methods to ensure your threats can be carried out without risk of serious damage! LifeWyze guarantees security and discretion when dealing with the LifeWyze WarCare subsidiary, because we believe everyone has the right to defend themselves in peace and quiet!
      Biological WarCare: Utilising products developed by BlackHelix, this department manufactures and distributes biological weaponry.
      Chemical WarCare: As with its biological weaponry counter-part, this department is responsible for the manufactures and sale of chemical weaponry, both pre-existing and that developed by BlackHelix.
      BioChem Counter-Measures: At LifeWyze we believe every ailment demands a solution; it is therefore the responsibility of this department to ensure that not only are our clients defended against possible attack by weapons of mass destruction, but also to ensure that the responsible purchaser possesses the means to protects its soldiers and clean up after itself. As such, LifeWyze WarCare offers numerous treatment, containment and clean-up solutions.



    LifeWyze EduCare
    What started as a series of minor scientific and medical higher education establishments is currently being expanded to become a LifeWyze subsidiary in earnest. It is the goal of the LifeWyze Corporation to corner the market of education of children, young people and adults from the ages of 3 onward. The purpose of the developed EduCare subsidiary will be to ensure the highest quality of education for people aroud the globe, to guarantee the highest calibre of staff for LifeWyze institutions, and to fulfill the LifeWyze corporate mission statement. It is due to be rolled out during 2015.





Because We Care: Terms & Conditions of Sales

1. Deliveries will, on average, take 1 NS month (2 hours RT) unless stated otherwise.
2. Here at LifeWyze, we ask you to do the requisite mathematics; however, we will confirm all calculations to ensure both customer satisfaction of sale and accuracy of annual reports.
3. All missives as part of any deals and/or agreements are considered to be open to the public unless specifically marked as being private. This is to ensure maximum transparency of our business practices and revenue streams. Personal meetings, however, are considered private.
4. Nations and businesses deemed to be a LifeWyze partner will receive a 3.5% Co-operative Discount. Partnership is earned through LifeWyze gaining a vested interest in your national or corporate well-being. Those eligible shall have their identity made known upon the storefront. Discounts are not cumulative with any other discount or promotion and cannot be used in tandem with store credit. This discount may also extend to certain charitable organisations which will similarly be identified on the storefront.
5. LifeWyze endeavours to ensure accuracy of products and services; however, even we are only human, for now. We welcome criticisms and corrections, but request they be delivered via private message/telegram so as to avoid cluttering the storefront.
6. All nations and organisations seeking to purchase or enter agreements with the LifeWyze Corporation will first undergo scrutiny to ensure both financial reliability, and that their practices are commensurate with the LifeWyze Mission Statement and Vision Statement.
7. The LifeWyze Corporation reserves the right to refuse sale for any reason without providing justification or explanation.
8. The LifeWyze Corporation and those with whom they have entered into an agreement reserve the right to terminate any ongoing agreement with notification of no less than six NS months (12 hours RT). Modification of pre-existing agreements must be agreed upon by both parties before being enacted.
((OOC: 9. When posting upon the storefront, please offer only IC responses. Such responses must come from an official in the form of a communique, or be in the form of in-person meeting. Posts lacking suitable RP and style will be overlooked. Thank you for playing.))
((OOC: 10. The LifeWyze Corporation and its subsidiaries are all Modern Technology only, presuming a lack of constraint on scientific research. When making requests, please keep to MT only.))






Building a Better World: Corporate Partners, Investors & Investees

The following sovreignties and organisations are entitled to the aforementioned 3.5% discount on all purchases. In addition, further allowances may be made available for ongoing services being established. Other sovreignties and organisations may be added at the time of purchase or agreement, in which case those affected will be notified at that juncture.
  • Cruxium, The Technocratic Oligarchy of
  • Griffincrest Oil Corporation, The
  • Maraque, The Democratic Elective Monarchy of
  • New Azura, The Evenguard of
  • The Quendi, The Arda I Eruhini of
  • Santherese Humanitarian Society, The





ThinkWyze, BeWyze, ChooseWyze: Order Forms


To make an inquiry into establishing LifeWyze MediCare services in your nation, purchasing LifeWyze WarCare weaponry, or purchasing any of the revolutionary technologies of either LifeWyze BiotechniCare or LifeWyze BioPharms, then please contact us either via missive, or using the relevent forms found below.

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[b]ReGenesis Donation[/b]
Nation Name:
Donor Name:
Public or Private Donation:
Amount of Donation ($):
Any Other Information:

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[b]ReGenesis Programme Subsidy[/b]
Nation Name:
Name of Donor: 
Public or Private Funding:
Amount of Funding($):
Species Funded:
Any Other Information:

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[b]YuDeux Duplication Request[/b]
Nation Name:
Name of Subject:
Number of Duplicates Required: 
Storage Required: Yes [ ] | No [ ]
Any Other Information:

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[b]YuDeux Establishment Request[/b]
Nation Name:
Number of YuDeux Clinics Requested:
National Corporation Tax (%):
Any Other Information:

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[b]SynthSylk Order Form[/b]
Nation/Organisation Name:
Location for Delivery:
Required Weight:
Total Cost:
Any Other Information (e.g. potential delivery problems):

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[b]ListeNu Mark I Cochlear Implant[/b]
Nation/Organisation Name:
Location for Delivery:
Required Single Units:
Required Paired Units:
Total Cost ($):
Any Other Information (e.g. potential delivery problems):

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[b]RePendage Mark IV Prosthetic Arm[/b]
Nation/Organisation Name:
Location for Delivery:
Required Single Units:
Required Paired Units:
Total Cost ($):
Any Other Information (e.g. potential delivery problems):

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[b]Research Grant[/b]
Nation/Organisation Name:
Name of Donor: 
Public or Private Funding:
Amount of Funding($):
Researched Requested:
Any Other Information (e.g. specification or conditions):

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[b]MediCare Hospitals Request Form
Nation Name:
EITHER: Number of Hospitals Desired:
OR: Percentage of Healthcare for LifeWyze to operate:
Specialties (Optional):
Nation's Corporation Tax (%):
Relevent National Laws (e.g. euthanasia legal)
Any Other Information:

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[b]NuBorn Clinic Request Form[/b]
Nation Name:
EITHER: Number of Clinics:
OR: Percentage of Clinical Market for LifeWyze to operate:
Nation's Corporation Tax (%):
Any Other Information:

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[b]PharmaCare Outlet Request Form[/b]
Nation Name:
Franchised or LifeWyze Operated:
Owner of Franchise (If Franchised):
EITHER: Number of Pharmacies:
OR: Percentage of Pharmaceuticals Market for LifeWyze to operate:
Nation's Corporation Tax (%):
Relevent National Laws (e.g. marijuana legal)
Any Other Information:

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[b]Bioweapon Purchase Order[/b]
Nation/Organisation Name:
Goods Requested: [list][/list]
Any Other Information:

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[b]Vaccine Purchase Order[/b]
Nation/Organisation Name:
Goods Requested: [list][/list]
Any Other Information:

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[b]Exposure Treatment Center Request Form[/b]
Nation Name:
EITHER: Number of ETCs Desired:
OR: Percentage of National Coverage Desired:
Nation's Corporation Tax (%):
Any Other Information:

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[b]Contagion Containment Center Request Form[/b]
Nation Name:
EITHER: Number of CCCs Desired:
OR: Percentage of National Coverage Desired:
Nation's Corporation Tax (%):
Any Other Information:





Disclaimer: All agreements, trade or service, are decided upon an individual basis without consideration of ethnicity, gender, creed, sexual orientation, religion or moral alignment. End user certificates may be requested in certain cases to comply with international trade laws. Any instances of injury or death resulting from proper, or improper, use of the LifeWyze Corporation's products or services are in no way the responsibility of the LifeWyze Corporation. LifeWyze and its subsidiaries are not responsible for any damage caused to an eco-system by its products. LifeWyze is an equal-opportunities merchant; however, nations will be scrutinised when purchasing certain items from the LifeWyze WarCare subsidiary. LifeWyze and its subsidiaries reserve the right to refuse any sale to any nation, corporation, organisation or individual at any time, for any reason. LifeWyze and its subsidiaries reserve the right to discontinue services without notification at any time, except where stated otherwise. LifeWyze employees reserve the right to defend the interests of the Corporation, its stakeholders, and themselves by any means necessary, up to and including the application of lethal force.


Thank You for Shopping with the LifeWyze Corporation.

Evolution is Now.


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The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

Ozymos: If you can do [a name] for Penis, Crux, I shall award you a Seal of Approval
Cruxium: The Planetary Ensemble of Nationally Independant Sovereignties
Viridia: He actually managed it
Ozymos awards Crux a Seal Of Approval
Ozymos: Yes, unfortunately
Ozymos: It's also quite decent

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About LifeWyze

Postby Cruxium » Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:48 pm

About LifeWyze

Whether Saving or Taking, Life is Our Business





Evolution is Now: Corporate Mission Statement

Through the practical application of scientific enlightenment, develop and utilise the most advanced technological and scientific methods available to propel Humanity forwards evolutionarily; to supplant inherent flaws within the human genome as a means of ensuring the continued dominance of humanity as the foremost species; to alter, and facilitate the alteration of, humanity's surroundings and co-extant species to ensure the continued survival of mankind; to increase the wealth of human knowledge and improve human capabilities to promote the continued growth and development of mankind, both physically and mentally, as a means unto itself.






Bringing Tomorrow Closer: Corporate Vision Statement

By adhering to precepts of the LifeWyze Corporation's Mission Statement, endeavour to:
  • Obtain the position as the world's largest, and leading, private healthcare provider, monopolising healthcare across the world so as to ensure the greatest provision of healthcare for the maximum number of people; persistently pursue the foremost excellence in the medical field, so as to guarantee the highest possible healthcare provision available.
  • Obtain the position as the world's largest, and leading, pharmaceuticals researcher, manufacturer and distributor, to ensure the greatest possible quality of treatment, care and development for the greatest number of people; perpetually research pharmacological science to ensure the utmost quality of pharmaceuticals available to the world.
  • Develop the most advanced medicinal, pharmacological, biological, chemical and biotechnological research facilities, so as to obtain the greatest possible wealth of knowledge which is deemed by the corporation to be directly beneficial to the continued survival, physical and mental development, and evolutionary growth of mankind.
  • Perfect and maintain an idealised eco-system to support Humanity, through genetic manipulation of both flora and fauna, to form an environment best suited to aid in evolution and development, both physical and mental, of mankind as a means of supporting the Mission Statement.
  • Provide solutions to those inherent flaws within the human genome through biological and/or mechanical means, so as to achieve the Mission Statement.
  • Provide solutions to security of national sovreignties and corporate interests against unstable elements within human society, so as to ensure the promulgation of those sovreignties and institutions which are considered best positioned to facilitate the growth, development and continuation of humanity as a species, whilst simultaneously ensuring the minimal degree of irreparable damage to either environment or people.





    Your Health in Our Hands: Board of Directors

    The LifeWyze conglomerate is run by its Board of Directors, comprising departmental directors of various areas within LifeWyze, as well as the Executive Officer of each of its subsidiary companies. To date there are fourteen members of the Board of Directors, each of whom is listed below, complete with their job title, function within the LifeWyze Corporation and relevent personal information.

      Chief Executive Officer: Sir James Irvine III, M.A.
      Chief Financial Officer: Katherine Dunford, M.A.

      Executive Director of Administration: Elizabeth Dunford, B.A. (Hons)
      Executive Director of Legal Affairs: Sir Philip Dunford-Irvine, LL.B., M.A.
      Executive Director of Human Resources: David C. Mitchells, M.A.
      Executive Director of Sales: Christopher Bryant-Warwick, B.A. (Hons)
      Executive Director of Marketing: Aaron Westwick, LL.B.
      Executive Director of Public Relations: Jordan James Dowling Jnr., M.A.
      Executive Director of Interbusiness Relations: Sir David Harold D. Dunkley, B.A. (Hons)
      Executive Director of Environmental Management: Anita Ansell-Dowd, B.A. (Hons)

      Executive Officer of LifeWyze BiotechniCare: Tom Lincoln
      Executive Officer of LifeWyze EduCare: Seat Vacant
      Executive Officer of LifeWyze MediCare: Dr. Vivien Dunford, Ph.D.
      Executive Officer of LifeWyze WarCare: Dr. Mayfair Harris, Ph.D.





Rise of a Conglomerate: A Brief History of LifeWyze

Established in 1938 by the Irvine family after enormous investment by an anonymous organization, LifeWyze rose to prominence in Cruxium swiftly. The founder, Sir James Irvine, a Cruxium national of renown, sought to make LifeWyze the most advanced biotechnological & medical research institute in the world. In a way, he succeeded.

In 1968 LifeWyze branched out into biological weaponry, which was then expanded to include chemical weaponry in 1975. Despite efforts on the part of the World Assembly to prevent the manufacture and sale of this weaponry, and later, by the sovereign nation of Kanami, LifeWyze saw enormous sales of their alternative warfare solutions. To date, no biological or chemical weapon supplied by LifeWyze has been utilised. In order to ensure security of the corporation after sale of its controversial weaponry became public in 1978, LifeWyze established its own private mercentile paramilitary force, SecuriCorps, which operates to this day under the auspices of the WarCare subsidiary.

Using funds acquired through weaponry sales, LifeWyze spent the remainder of 20th century developing counter-measures for biological and chemical attacks to become the foremost supplier in that market at the turn of the century. It was during this period that LifeWyze, under new direction by Sir James Irvine Junior, began to reassess its business model, investing heavily in both national and private healthcare operations throughout Cruxium.

In 2000 LifeWyze established its healthcare division, LifeWyze MediCare, which went from strength to strength and has proven to be the crowning glory of the conglomerate. Operating hospitals, clinics, surgeries and pharmacies in over a dozen countries, LifeWyze rose to become the most prominent Biotechnology company in the world, despite its waning biotechnological division. It would eventually become the sole supplier of medical care and pharmaceuticals in Cruxium, Maraque and New Azura, resulting in profits dwarfing all competing private healthcare organisations.

The unexpected retirement of Sir James Irvine Junior, and the subsequent instatement of Sir James Irvine III saw LifeWyze return to its original ideals. Once again the conglomerate focused upon genetic research and alteration in 2006. Its efforts were swiftly realized when it produced a full herd of biologically enhanced cattle, and by 2008 had caused the bankruptcy of thousands of farms worldwide. As a result, the company was met by various detractors, specifically the sovereign nations of Kanami and Aqua Anu. Its subsidiary BioFarm Projects became a major supplier of the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation, for whom it carried out private engineering contracts, and to thousands of schools in Maraque and Cruxium.

In 2007 LifeWyze also outbid Raven Corps and purchased Lincoln BioTech, a company which had developed excellent human cloning facilities. It was folded into the corporation’s pre-existing biotechnology division, with the entire venture renamed DoubleHelix Biological Technologies. This division has since been further renamed to LifeWyze BioTechniCare.

LifeWyze was made a public limited company in 2007 and floated on the World Stock Exchange, with the primary shareholder being Sir James Irvine III, Chief Executive Officer of the LifeWyze Corporation and grandson of founder Sir James Irvine. Until the close of the World Stock Exchange it could be found trading as LW.; however, it has since returned to being a limited liability company owned almost exclusively by the Irvine family.

Slammed for its lack of fair trade practices, and continued biological and chemical warfare interests, LifeWyze was opposed by several countries later that same year. Led by the national leader of Kanami, LifeWyze was brought before an international tribunal of nations to justify its business practices and revenue streams. Despite several months of hearings, evidentiary proceedings and much political manoeuvring, the LifeWyze Corporation was cleared of any wrong-doing, much to the chagrin of those nations who opposed its practices.

2009 saw the launch of BioWyze probiotic drinks and HealthWyze beverages, in answer to a gap in the health drinks market. This division has since continued to operate quietly, distributing throughout Cruxium and Maraque, but without being exported further afield. Whilst this proved to be a relatively fruitless endeavour, that same year LifeWyze MediCare obtained a contract for monopoly of the New Azura healthcare sector, creating the National Healthcare Service of New Azura (NHS: NW).

With the erection of the Maraque Towers, and resulting from growing investments within Maraque after it monopolised the nation’s healthcare system in 2008, the LifeWyze Corporation relocated its international corporate offices from Cruxium. It has since been located in Maraque's capital city, where the Board of Directors can command spectacular views from their penthouse offices in Tower 3 to this day.

Presently, the LifeWyze Corporation is finishing its six year construction and reorganisation plan, part of the overarching consolidation policy brought into place by Sir James III. With the restructure, the LifeWyze Corporation is comprised of: LifeWyze BiotechniCare, which has now subsumed what was BioFarm Projects; LifeWyze MediCare and LifeWyze WarCare. Its newest subsidiary, LifeWyze EduCare, is expected to open during 2015.
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The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

Ozymos: If you can do [a name] for Penis, Crux, I shall award you a Seal of Approval
Cruxium: The Planetary Ensemble of Nationally Independant Sovereignties
Viridia: He actually managed it
Ozymos awards Crux a Seal Of Approval
Ozymos: Yes, unfortunately
Ozymos: It's also quite decent

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LifeWyze BiotechniCare

Postby Cruxium » Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:48 pm

LifeWyze BiotechniCare

Evolution is Now






Created after the acquisition of Lincoln BioTech, a company that undertook human cloning for health purposes, LifeWyze BiotechniCare is now amongst the largest biotechnology companies in the world. Its purpose is the research and development of biotechnologies in accordance with the LifeWyze corporate mission statement. Whilst predominantly the research and development branch of the LifeWyze Corporation, LifeWyze BiotechniCare operates the running of YuDeux Clinics, and manages the ReGenesis Programme. BiotechniCare's five Research & Development departments include: RedHelix, catering to the LifeWyze MediCare subsidiary, it develops cutting edge medical treatments; GreenHelix, originally a facet of BioFarm Projects, these laboratories genetically engineer flora and fauna for agricultural purposes; WhiteHelix, developing organisms for industrial applications; GrayHelix, researching and developing bionics for human augmentation and repair; and BlackHelix, a classified department catering to the LifeWyze WarCare subsidiary. Below you will find the limited product catalogue for LifeWyze BiotechniCare, as well as information on current ongoing research.





Taking You Into Tomorrow: YuDeux Clinics


Here at LifeWyze, we understand that more conservative nations are still dictated to by religious agenda; however, we also understand that scientific progress cannot be allowed to atrophy for the sake of faith. Ergo, LifeWyze purchased Lincoln BioTech nearly a decade ago, and in that time have been producing the foremost quality human clones. No longer need there by a risk of death as a result of being incapable of finding that perfect tissue match for an organ, nor the ideal blood donor. Instead, visit one of our YuDeux Clinics today, and allow LifeWyze to create a perfect genetic copy of your pre-existing body!

What is the process, you ask? Why it's no different than cloning any other animal. After sampling your genetic material, we will grow, under strictest supervision and with frequent screening, the perfect genetic copy of you. Once the tissue is sufficiently mature we implant it into the womb of a willing donor, who then gives birth to your copy. Fear not, however, for this copy will never know consciousness! Instead, it is kept sedated in vitro and birthed unconscious, at which point it is taken into one of our clone storage facilities. These facilities take the form of an environmentally sealed container, with clones provided nutrients intravenously, and oxygen delivered via mask. In order to ensure that organs are kept healthy, sedatives are monitored constantly, nutrients supplied in accordance with the needs of the human body, and limbs and organs are regularly exercised artificially, thus prevent atrophy of your much needed replacement parts!

Once you require replacement organs, blood, or bone marrow, we remove the clone and harvest as needed; however, in many cases this does not result in the death of your clone! Lungs and kidneys obviously come in pairs, the liver can regenerate itself, and blood and marrow are superficial elements of the duplicate; indeed, we can provide the clone with artificial replacements in order to maintain its integrity ready for further use at a later date. Keep in mind, however, that clones require an average of fifteen years to reach minimal usability, and twenty-one years to reach maturation.

Of course, having a clone stored in one of our pre-existing facilities may prove problematic, either for reasons of geography or due to the volume of clones needing production, as such, LifeWyze BiotechniCare can also construct its YuDeux Clinics abroad; however, though LifeWyze is willing to cover costs of initial construction, an annual fee replaces the standard storage costs, though this may be subsidised by allowing other individuals, organisations or nations to utilise storage space at our discretion. Once established, contrary to the usual LifeWyze agreement, you will be obliged to maintain the agreement for a period of no less than twenty-one years. All clones remain the property of the LifeWyze Corporation.

LifeWyze YuDeux Clinics require 160,000sq.ft. of land, and include researchers, medical staff and SecuriCorps staff to ensure the smooth-running, protection and longevity of its produce.


Clone Production: $8,000,000
Clone Storage: $1,500,000 per annum

YuDeux Clininc: $45,000,000 per annum





Humanity Kills, LifeWyze Revives: The ReGenesis Programme


One of humanity's greatest crimes has been to cause the extinction of countless species over the course of centuries, as part of our corporate vision statement, LifeWyze has vowed to revive those species lost to humanity due to its own recklessness. So what is ReGenesis? It is the goal of the ReGenesis programme to map the genome of every species, both living and extinct, in an effort to prevent future extinction of species, and to reverse the extinction of those previously lost. As such, LifeWyze is developing the world's largest biorepository with samples of every piece of flora and fauna known. From there, the ReGenesis programme will use species' genome to revive lost species.

The process of ReGenesis is incredibly complex; however, here at LifeWyze we endeavour to facilitate understanding! The initial requirement of ReGenesis is to collate information from samples of extinct species in order to recreate the species' genome. Having managed to collect the data of a creature's genome it must be restructured accurately, before LifeWyze scientists proceed to artificially grow a collection of embryos of the extinct creature. Once embryos have been developed, they are inserted into the wombs of genetically similar creatures for gestation before eventual 'rebirth'. Presently, the ReGenesis programme is only working with mammalian species.

Once a species has been revived, it is nurtured for several months within ReGenesis laboratories to ensure its stability. If a creature survives the initial months of inspection then ReGenesis relinquishes control of the specimen to LifeWyze BioPharms, where they are subsequently placed in an artificial environment and brought to maturation, ready to begin breeding under the LifeWyze alternate farming initiative.

Presently LifeWyze is not selling any technology or research associated with ReGenesis; however, it is possible to donate directly to the ReGenesis programme using the forms at bottom of this catalogue or storefront, or to request to invest directly in the revivification of a specific species. When a species has been successfully revived by ReGenesis, and bred by LifeWyze BioPharms, they will become available for purchase; those who have invested directly in the ReGenesis of a species will be entitled to access to the breeding programme in a manner deemed acceptable to both LifeWyze, and the investor.


Did You Know?: Other nations have attempted to revive species before LifeWyze began the ReGenesis programme? It's true! A former empire national successfully revived the pyrenean ibex; however the creatures died shortly after birth.





Reinventing the Weevil: LifeWyze BioPharms


BioPharms was the original LifeWyze subsidiary, during which period it was BioFarm Projects. What began as the largest alternative farming project in the world changed over time; focus moved to genetic engineering of flora and fauna for purposes of food production, with the farms becoming enormous indoor structures designed to prevent the modified produce from escaping into local eco-systems. Currently it continues to genetically modify both flora and fauna in an effort to combat world hunger, whilst simultaneously farming the resulting of its research and development, as well as nurturing those animals revived by the ReGenesis programme.

Throughout its incarnation, LifeWyze BioPharms have caused controversy as their efficiency and drastically improved produce have continuously forced local farmers out of business across a multitude of countries, with the sovreign nations of Kanami and Aqua Anu both attempting to sanction the LifeWyze Corporation for its practices in the food production market. In spite of this conflict, and continued negative publicity for its impact on local trade, BioPharms have progressed from strength to strength, in no small part due to its domination of milk markets in numerous nations, and a deal with the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation in 2007 which saw a custom genetically modified cow produced for exclusive use by said company. Today LifeWyze BioPharms continues its research and development of various flora and fauna, expanding upon its pre-existing catalogue.

LifeWyze BioPharms are enormous, sprawling, multi-layered complexes requiring a vast 200,000 acres of land at a minimum in order to function effectively, and include an internal monorail system.



ChymerWyrms (LWBm.chimerae) - LifeWyze Own!
These genetically modified silkworms represent the apex of WhiteHelix's capabilities: modified from Bombyx mori, these worms dubbed Bombyx mori chymerae by WhiteHelix, they possess the transgenic capability to produce spider silk when cocooning; the result of this process is the production of an extremely high tensile strength fibre that is both extremely lightweight and possess impressive elasticity, offering phenomenal industrial and military applications.

Initial forays into creating such a material were attempted in numerous ways prior to the success by WhiteHelix. Farming of spiders and forcibly milking them of silk was attempted, whilst other biotechnology companies utilised goats, with the intent that fibrous strands would be present within goat milk. Yet these methods proved not to be cost effective! Not so with
B. chymerae! As easily farmed as silkworms ever proved to be, it is possible for mass production of what is dubbed 'SynthSylk'. Once developed and initially farmed by WhiteHelix, ChymerWyrms came under the auspices of LifeWyze BioPharms, where they are farmed en masse. Today it is possible to purchase this valuable industrial material in forms of either woven sheets or entwined rope.

SynthSylk: $1,750,000 per metric tonne



pOrgan Donor, Mark II Pig Organ Donor (LWSs.vivificantum-2) - LifeWyze Own! - New Product!

Whereas organ donation is a problematic, frequently unfeasible method of sustaining life, the LifeWyze Corporation can now introduce its latest product into the market after continued successful treatments. This WhiteHelix/RedHelix collaboration project is a development of the LifeWyze pOrgan Donor, the original Mark I Donor Pig utilised by LifeWyze facilities for purposes of relatively cheap, mass-produced organs for xenotransplantation. Perfecting on the original design, transgenic engineering introduces part of the human genome into duroc pigs, producing a subspecies dubbed sus scrofa vivificantum which are ideal for continued xenotransplanation of organs.

A majority of major organs may be harvested from these pigs for transplantation into adults, specifically: heart, lungs, liver, kidneys and pancreas. But what are the success rates, you ask? Well, in combination with LifeWyze immunosuppressive drugs, we have obtained the following success rates over the past seven years of testing:

    Kidneys: 94% of patients still living
    Pancreas: 92% of patients still living
    Kidneys & Pancreas simultaneous replacement: 86% of patients still living
    Liver: 93% of patients still living
    Heart: 80% of patients still living
    Lung: 80% of patients still living
    Heart & Lung simultaneous replacement: 81% of patients still living

While some of these fall marginally below success rates for human-to-human transplantation, varying by a mere few degrees of success, so to do certain rates exceed by a similar degree. Despite this, the benefit of being able to mass-produce organs for xenotransplantation versus waiting for willing human donors to die is undeniable! Indeed, a few degrees of success here and there is a luxury which the majority of patients can ill-afford!

LifeWyze BioPharms is currently selling its brand new
P-Organ Donors in LifeWyze pOrgan Sty Packs, comprised of 25 females and 12 males to allow domestic production of the animals; however, LifeWyze BioPharms can also be established in your nation today, allowing us to mass-produce pigs on your behalf! If you opt for this, organs can be supplied for the costs listed below.

pOrgan Sty Pack: £2,500,000
Heart: $75,000
Lungs: $70,000 individual, $90,000 pair
Heart & Lung Combi-Pack: £115,000
Liver: $65,000
Kidneys: $45,000 individual, $60,000 pair
Pancreas: $60,000





Medical Research Projects: RedHelix Laboratories


Commonly considered the least controversial of the BiotechniCare research departments, RedHelix works predominantly on medical research to: improve the quality and capabilities of surgical techniques, develop genetic and transgenic solutions to illnesses and diseases, and develop revolutionary cosmetic treatments. In addition, RedHelix is responsible for the R&D and manufacture of state-of-the-art medical equipment utilised by LifeWyze MediCare. Currently, RedHelix is attempting to develop an artificial organism to remove HIV from host cells.

Furthermore, RedHelix works in tandem with GrayHelix to help produce bionics, and to produce the requisite surgery necessary to allow the implementation of such equipment. Presently, RedHelix and GrayHelix are attempting to produce a high-quality, wireless, artificial retina. Because at LifeWyze, we believe everyone deserves a bright future!





Agricultural Research Projects: GreenHelix Laboratories


Formerly a facet of BioFarm Projects, GreenHelix conducts research & development into possible genetic engineering options for pre-existing flora and fauna; the intent is to achieve an idealised eco-system to support humanity's continued development, and ensure mankinds perpetual superiority over nature in order to achieve the LifeWyze Corporation mission statement. As part of BioFarm Projects, these laboratories developed a variant bovine species for use by the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation, variant bovine species for milk production, and variant species of wheat to produce increased germination. At present, GreenHelix is attempting to genetically engineer a new species of rice.





Industrial Research Projects: WhiteHelix Laboratories


Frequently a source of controversy for DoubleHelix prior to the rebrand, WhiteHelix is responsible for the genetic engineering of biological organisms in order to repurpose them toward industrial applications. Presently, WhiteHelix is developing a genetically modified algae intended to produce ethanol after its success at producing an excellent water cleaning algae, because at LifeWyze, we seek to build a better world!





Bionic Research Projects: GrayHelix Laboratories


Despite the LifeWyze Corporation having little-to-nothing to do with electrical or computer engineering, GrayHelix proves an exception, required as they are for the production of bionic aids. Over the past ten years the department has managed to produce, almost exclusively in concert with RedHelix, the pieces of bionic equipment contained within this catalogue. GrayHelix is scheduled to release its latest model prosthetic leg which is currently in the final steps of clinical trial. Presently, GrayHelix is working in tandem with RedHelix to produce an exceptional quality, wireless, artificial retina, because at LifeWyze, we think everyone deserves to see the future!



ListeNu, Mark I Subdermal Cochlear Implant - (LWCI-1) - $45,000 per unit, $60,000 per pair - LifeWyze Own! - New Product!

Whereas most cochlear implants currently available are obstrusive affairs, the ListeNu subdermal cochlear implant was developed in opposition to common concensus that priority ought to be given to reduction in surgical invasiveness; indeed, previous cochlear implants produced by LifeWyze shared design similarities to competing models. Due to being developed in tandem with RedHelix, and intended for use predominantly by LifeWyze MediCare staff, such concerns were disregarded. Instead, it was determined that the future of cochlear implants should be based on the concept that implants should be almost entirely concealed to hasten the sense of psychological well-being and reduce risk of alienation in the user, and that improvement to the quality of hearing be made. What resulted from the decision of GrayHelix was ListeNu, an almost completely subdermal variant of traditional cochlear implants.

Whereas other model cochlear implants have a sound processor on the back of the ear, the
ListeNu model implant sees the sound processor placed within the ear canal. Within the sound processor are both the system battery and the transmitter which, utilising modern technology, has a wireless uplink to the receiver implanted within the patient's skull behind the ear. This receiver, which itself has a minor battery, is connected to the cochlear via a complex electrode array comprised of SynthSylk, a WhiteHelix product, and gold for conductivity. The array then stimulates the cochlear with electrical impulses, mimicking the stimulation of cochlear hair cells which would otherwise allow the individual to hear as a fully functioning ear would allow. So if you want the best for your nations hard of hearing, then no product can possibly match!



Skynthetic, Mark I Synethetic Skin (LWSS-1) - LifeWyze Own! - New Product!

Developed in tandem with the RePendage prosthetic arm, this revolutionary material is predominantly a silicone/SynthSylk blend, creating an extremely durable and flexible, lightweight, heat & electrical resistant material; however, its value is the single crystalline silicon nanoribbon throughout which contains the elaborate sensor array required to provide the wealth of tactical information it does. Skynthetic is a landmark creation intended to revolutionise both: the quality of prosthetics for individuals, especially those whose limbs were lost in the course of their life for whom it can in part reduce sensations of phantom limb pain; and also nervous system interface technologies.

The
Skynthetic sensor array is an enormous multi-electrode complex running throughout the material and, due in part to the myriad, densely packed sensor types and the malleability of the material, facilitate perception of not only subtle changes in pressure, but also temperature, humidity and strain as material is stretched or interfered with. Once Skynthetic interprets or 'perceives' data, it is relayed via the multi-electrode array to the computer system contained within the prosthesis over which it has been fitted, before subsequently utilising the electrode array of the prosthetic limb to stimulate the nervous system of the user.

Presently,
Skynthetic is not available for sale or domestic production.



RePendage, MKIV Mind Impulse Prosthetic Arm (LWPA-4): $470,000 per unit, $750,000 per pair - LifeWyze Own! - New Product!

The most recent development by GrayHelix, which has resulted in the cessation of production of other model prosthetic arms, this highly advanced prosthesis has set the benchmark for the future of bionics. Once attached and integrated, this modern marvel is capable of not only operating by thought alone, but also returns some sensation to the user! Nerves previously responsible for controlling mobility of the missing limb are redirected into the chest where they are subsequently attached to implanted subdermal electrodes. These electrodes carry electrical signals from the nerves into the in-limb computer where they are interpreted and directed to further electrodes within the prosthetic and LifeWyze Skynthetic; this process also allows various sensations detected by the limb casing to be transmitted from electrodes to computer, before being transferred to nerves and eventually the user's brain.

Unfortunately the product is not entirely without its negative aspects. In order to effectively equip an individual with a
RePendage, the recipient must undergo extensive surgery in order to relocate various nerves from the shoulder to the chest, whilst implantation of electrodes into tissue introduces a risk of infection in patients. Further to this, it requires months of in-laboratory rehabilitation and experimentation in order to effectively allow the subject to regain proper motor function in the limb, drastically increasing the overall cost of the prosthetic beyond the initial cost of purchase.

The prosthetic itself is comprised of a multitude of materials: much of the mechanisms comprising the arm are constructed of titanium aluminide, a titanium/aluminium alloy to ensure extreme durability, heat resistance and to prevent oxidisation, while keeping weight to an absolute minimum; the electrodes are gold with
SynthSylk coating, and fibres where necessary, once again keeping the limb extremely lightweight yet durable, heat resistant and non-conductive; casing is a silicone/SynthSylk, again to ensure durability with low weight and high heat and electrical resistance; and the outer layer of the prosthesis is LifeWyze brand Skynthetic, allowing users to not only detect pressure being exerted, but also to sense temperature and humidity. Perfect for shaking hands at a job interview!

Admission & Surgery Costs:: $840,000 single, $980,000 pair
Physiotherapy & Calibration Costs: $600,000

Did You Know?: While you can purchase RePendages, our highly skilled LifeWyze MediCare teams, in conjunction with GrayHelix, can ensure the highest quality of care and rehabilitation when implanting these replacement appendages?

Purchase Incentive!: For a limited time only, LifeWyze is offering surgical implantation, calibration and physiotherapy for a reduced cost of only $650,000, or $800,000 for a pair!

LifeWyze Notification: These arms as advertised consist of a complete arm, including a uniquely designed fluid motion shoulder ball and socket joint; however, limbs can be purchased to fit a remaining shoulder joint. This prosthesis is unsuited for use by those requiring only a hand, forearm or elbow joint.



RepLegcate, MKVI Mind Impulse Prosthetic Leg (LWPL-6): $320,000 per unit, $550,000 per pair - LifeWyze Own! - Coming Soon!

Utilising the same Mind Impulse technology as the Mark IV RePendage, the upcoming MK VI RepLegcate is intended to continue revolutionising prosthetics. Following a similar construction pattern, this integrated system will require attachment of an electrode array to the user's nervous system, demanding extensive surgical work, computer calibration and physiotherapy. The goals of construction follow the same guiding principles as the RePendage[/i]: weight must remain at an absolute minimum, whilst maintaining maximum durability, flexibility, efficiency, heat & electrical resistance, and comfort; as such, this prosthesis primarily utilises titanium aluminide, silicone, [/i]SynthSylk and gold.In addition, RepLegcate is covered and integrated with an outer layer of Skynthetic.

[ Release Date: January, 2015 ]






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The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

Ozymos: If you can do [a name] for Penis, Crux, I shall award you a Seal of Approval
Cruxium: The Planetary Ensemble of Nationally Independant Sovereignties
Viridia: He actually managed it
Ozymos awards Crux a Seal Of Approval
Ozymos: Yes, unfortunately
Ozymos: It's also quite decent

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LifeWyze EduCare

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The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

Ozymos: If you can do [a name] for Penis, Crux, I shall award you a Seal of Approval
Cruxium: The Planetary Ensemble of Nationally Independant Sovereignties
Viridia: He actually managed it
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Ozymos: Yes, unfortunately
Ozymos: It's also quite decent

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LifeWyze MediCare

Put Your Life in Our Hands




Here at the LifeWyze Corporation, we understand that healthcare is an expensive and time-consuming business. For that reason, the LifeWyze Corporation is happy to take the dizzying world of healthcare provision out of your nation's hands, today!

How are we qualified? Well, the LifeWyze Corporation is amongst the largest providers of private healthcare services in the world, presently operating over 100,000 medical facilities, and nearly 4 and a half million pharmacies, across 11 nations! Boasting state-of-the-art facilities and examplary standards of hygiene, the LifeWyze Corporation is the optimal choice for satisfying all your nation's healthcare needs!

Whilst the goal of LifeWyze is the total privatisation of your nation's healthcare, we are happy to work alongside governmental or other private healthcare systems. Furthermore, LifeWyze MediCare is perfectly happy to arrange government subsidisation of medical costs, or to establish a health insurance plan for your nation's people! All you have to do is ask!

The following is the catalogue of the LifeWyze MediCare subsidary services available to be established in your nation, today, including: LifeWyze MediCare Hospitals, LifeWyze OptiCare Clinics, LifeWyze CosmetiCare Clinics, LifeWyze NuBorn Clinics and LifeWyze PharmaCare Outlets.




Because We Care: MediCare Department


Within the LifeWyze MediCare subsidiary, the MediCare Department handles the construction and ongoing management of LifeWyze Hospitals, LifeWyze CosmetiCare Clinics, LifeWyze OptiCare Clinics and LifeWyze NuBorn Clinics; more information for all of these can be found within the catalogue below:



LifeWyze MediCare General Hospital - LifeWyze Operated!

Presently, LifeWyze Hospitals are the apex of world medical care; carrying enormous quantitites of beds, they are able to treat a multitude of patients and cater to almost all of a society's needs. Each one is single-handedly capable of providing emergency and major medical treatment coverage for up to 1,500,000 citizens! Now that's impressive! Employing only the most excellent of staff, and ensuring the highest levels of hygiene, it's no wonder that Cruxium, Maraque and New Azura only trust LifeWyze MediCare to look after their people!

Each LifeWyze MediCare General Hospital is a large multi-complex occupying approximately 510,000sq ft of land, including car parking facilities and gardens. Of this, roughly 280,000sq ft will be utilised directly by the constructed buildings which comprise our hospitals, including various speciality wings, multi-story carpark and staff residence! Of course the total size of a LifeWyze MediCare Hospital far exceeds this. Other amenities include three helipads with helicopters, a fleet of 45 emergency response vehicles, swimming and physiotherapy facilities, and extensive landscaping to ensure tranquility and beauty for optimal patient comfort, including open-access garden facilities.


Corporate Partnership: Each LifeWyze MediCare Hospital includes a Cute Bunny Burger Corporation outlet for your convenience and pleasure! Caution: An imbalanced diet could be hazardous to your health, resulting in repeat visits to a LifeWyze MediCare Facility.

Interdepartmental Partnership: Each LifeWyze MediCare Hospital includes three PharmaCare Outlets to accommodate the pharmaceutical needs of both the hospital and out-patients.

  • General Medical Beds: 860
  • Specialist Care Beds: 350
  • Average A&E Discharges Per Annum: 1,108,000
  • Nursing Staff: 1,100
  • Doctoral Staff: 160
  • Security: 160 SecuriCorps
  • Administrative & Maintenance Staff: 1,080
  • Revenue: $177,952,000
  • Profit:$7,118,080

Standard Clinical Services: The following is a list of services provided by all LifeWyze MediCare Hospitals, without further request, these services are the only ones provided by the hospital.

  • Accident and Emergency (A&E)
  • Major Emergency Surgery
  • Intensive Care Unit (ICU)
  • Basic Neonatal and Pediatric Care
  • Basic Geriatric Care
  • Palliative Care
  • Organ Transplantation
  • Joint Repair and Replacement
  • Physical Therapy
  • Radiology
  • Pathology
  • Clinical Sciences
  • Basic Cardiology, Pulmonology etc.

Optional Clinical Services: These services are additional, specialised treatments which are unavailable unless specifically requested. Selecting specialities does not increase cost to the nation or organisation selecting them, but will cause an increase in running costs if the hospital is subsidised; if fully private, the cost is covered by those utilising the specialist service.

  • Minor & Major Non-Emergency Surgeries
  • Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery
  • Oncology and Surgical Oncology
  • Cardiology and Cardiovascular Surgery; or other primary bodily system, e.g. Pulmonology, Endocrinology etc.
  • Geriatric Care
  • Pediatric & Neonatal Care
  • Psychiatric Care
  • Detoxification Care
  • Burn Intensive Care (BICU)
  • Neurology with Neurosurgery
  • Euthanasia

Did you know?: Not only does LifeWyze have a monopoly on healthcare in Cruxium, Maraque and New Azura, but it also controls 17% of the healthcare market of The Quendi! So why not trust LifeWyze with your nation's health?



LifeWyze CosmetiCare Clinic - LifeWyze Operated! - Coming Soon!



LifeWyze OptiCare Clinic - LifeWyze Operated! - Coming Soon!



LifeWyze NuBorn Clinic - LifeWyze Operated!

Amongst the most advanced of medical facilities, NuBorn clinics represent the apex of RedHelix innovation. Firstly, the NuBorn clinics are established to aid couples struggling with fertility issues, providing in vitro fertilisation (IVF). Beyond this, however, through the successful mapping of the human genome and an advanced understanding of genetics courtesy of LifeWyze BiotechniCare, NuBorn clinics allow for limited alteration of foetuses within the womb! That’s right, no more playing the waiting game!

Prior to launch, the NuBorn project was met with much criticism, being viewed as extremely controversial by religious organisations and individuals alike; however, we at LifeWyze do not accept the interests of others as a means of inhibiting progress! This controversy persists to the modern day due to the options we afford parents in relation to their babies. Nevertheless, LifeWyze persist in the face of adversity, because we know that the health of generations is worth fighting for!

NuBorn clinics possess advanced screening processes, LifeWyze doctors are able to utilise our state-of-the-art technology to detect genetic anomalies including, but not limited to: Trisomy 21 (Down's Syndrome), Parkinson's Disease and Huntington's Disease, as well as physical growths and abnormalities. Yet our capabilities don’t just stop there! In addition to these fine services, LifeWyze doctors are capable of
in vivo alterations to a foetus in order to repair damage to the human genome, preventing numerous birth defects and even allowing parents to decide their child’s eye colour and hair colour before they’re ever born – now that’s service we can be proud of!

NuBorn Centres can be established in your nation today, or you can seek treatment in one of our pre-existing centres! Each NuBorn clinic requires 48,000sq.ft., and utilises only the latest of technologies. Note: Treatment costs may vary.


  • Average Consultations Per Annum: 23,360
  • Average Scans & Tests Per Annum: 44,950
  • Average in vitro Services Per Annum: 5,840
  • Average in vivo Services Per Annum: 2,920
  • Average Secondary Services Per Annum: 12,480
  • Nursing Staff: 16
  • Doctoral Staff: 8
  • Security: 5 SecuriCorps
  • Administrative & Maintenance Staff: 12
  • Revenue: $166,990,250
  • Profit:$32,730,089

  • Consultation: $400
  • Initial Pelvic Scan: $350
  • Semen Analysis: $250
  • Blood Tests: $350
  • Pharmaceuticals: £3,200
  • IVF: $6,000
  • Additional Fertility Treatment: $4,800-$9,000
  • Foetal Screening: $1,350
  • IVT: $14,600
  • Donor Sperm (per 5 vials): $1,800
  • Embryo Freezing: $1,600
  • Embryo Transfer:$1,700





ThinkWyze, ChooseWyze, BeWyze: PharmaCare Department


Whereas the MediCare Department is responsible for the various aspects of medical and cosmetic care for your nation's population, PharmaCare operates both under the LifeWyze auspices and as a franchise. PharmaCare is responsible for pharmaceutical research & development, manufacturing, and distribution; as such it maintains pharmaceutical laboratories, factories, and both operates, and facilitates operation of, the PharmaCare Outlet franchise. To gain LifeWyze brand pharmaceuticals in your nation, just keep browsing the catalogue!



LifeWyze PharmaCare Outlet - LifeWyze Operated! OR Franchised!

LifeWyze PharmaCare Outlets are the distribution points for LifeWyze PharmaCare; each outlet is capable of covering the pharmaceutical requirements of 2,000 people, and as such the LifeWyze Corporation recommends saturating the market at that ratio. Due to the PharmaCare Department producing and distributing in-house, it is capable of generating relatively enormous profits of 22%! However, here at LifeWyze we're anything but selfish, so in order to help your people, we want to help you! Any nation, organisation, or private individual may operate a LifeWyze PharmaCare Outlet as a franchise, in which case they will receive 20% of the net profits! Seem like a small amount? Some franchises might offer larger ratios, however, pharmaceuticals are expensive at the R&D level, and as such the cost of the pharmaceuticals themselves must be factored in at the net profit stage.

Each LifeWyze PharmaCare Outlet requires approximately 3,600sq ft of room in which to operate efficiently. Pharmacies are comprised of four sections: the storefront, wherein customers may purchase minor pharmaceutical goods such as bandages, plasters, paracetamol and other items which lie on display; a private consulting area, wherein people may receive minor consultation and advice; a locked storage area, including combination locks, for all prescription-strength pharmaceuticals; and rear of house for employee comfort during breaks. Note: LifeWyze PharmaCare Outlets are capable of distributing both numerous strains of cannabis, and refined MDMA in those countries in which it is legal to do so. They still require prescription for purchase.


  • LifeWyze provides relevant start-up costs up to a value of $1m per Pharmacy
  • LifeWyze is entitled to 80% of net profits
  • Staff Requirements: 8 chemists
  • Average Revenue Per Annum: $1,475,000
  • Average Net Profit Per Annum: $324,500
  • Average Profit Per Annum (LifeWyze): $259,600
  • Average Profit Per Annum (Other Party): $64,900





ThinkWyze, BeWyze, ChooseWyze: Order Forms


If you wish for any of our fine facilities to be established within your nation, then please contact us with information on which facilities you wish to have established, how many, and with details on any other requirements/requests/queries! Please note, while the personal touch is preferred, forms have been included below for your convenience.

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The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

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LifeWyze WarCare

Postby Cruxium » Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:49 pm

LifeWyze WarCare

Making War Fair






The LifeWyze WarCare subsidary contains three sales & service departments: Biological WarCare, Chemical WarCare, and BioChem Counter-Measure Solutions, all of which offer a range of products developed by BlackHelix laboratories; in addition, it is responsible for the LifeWyze SecuriCorps, its private militarised security force. LifeWyze provides the most effective deterrants available, as well as the clean-up methods to ensure your threats can be carried out without risk of serious damage! Looking through wares, products which are a LifeWyze original, or new to the catalogue will be labelled accordingly. Just remember, if its in our catalogue, then you know it's a quality product!

LifeWyze has now removed its restrictions on nations with low populations purchasing its weaponry. Afterall, that's discrimination!





Creating Life, Ending Life: Biological WarCare Department


Every product within the LifeWyze Biological WarCare catalogue can be supplied to you in one of two ways; either, it can be delivered pre-packaged as part of a deployable warhead, ready for attachment to a missile of your choosing, or, we can suply it within agent-specific containers for storage purposes, allowing you to place it in a weapon-ready shell at your leisure!



Osteo4osis (LWO4-2): $9,500 per kg - LifeWyze Own!

Osteo4osis is an artificially created endogenous retrovirus developed by the LifeWyze Corporation to replace its precursor, O-4. Far more efficient than its predecessor, Osteo4osis is coded to specifically infect osteoclast cells: possessing viral receptors on the viral envelope matching those found on osteoclast cells, the virus is able to infect the osteoclasts via cell membrane fusion. Once infection occurs, the RNA of Osteo4osis undergoes reverse transcription, causing alterations in the osteoclast genome.

What alterations are these, you ask? Well, primarily,
Osteo4osis deletes the calcitonin receptor from the osteoclasts genomic structure. Once this has occurred, calcitonin is incapable of binding with the osteoclast cells, thereby preventing the primary method of osteoclast inhibition! Further modification of the cell results in an increased rate of carbonic anhydrase; the process by which the cell releases hydrogen ions into the resorptive cavity. In addition, the genomic structure is altered to induce a vastly increased rate of cell mitosis, causing near-uncontrollable growth of osteoclasts within the host. The result is an inability within the body to counter-act the provirus-osteoclast activity, resulting in the breakdown of bone structure, and the rapid onset of osteoporosis. In addition to the resorption of bone, the release of Interleukin-6 throughout the body as a result of the provirus osteoclast activity causes the body temperature to rise rapidly, and fatally!

Family: Retroviridae
Subfamily: Orthoretrovirinae
Genus: Deltaretrovirus
Size: 93nm
Incubation Period: 3-4 days
Transmission Method: Direct contact (specifically via wounds), sexual transmission, iatrogenic transmission (via medical procedure), vector borne transmission (via insects and other carriers), vertical transmission (generational)
Symptoms: Swelling, increased temperature, aching of the joints, weakening of the skeletal structure, lethal fever
Effects: Osteoporosis
Fatality Rate: 100%

Did you know?: As a LifeWyze product, presently only LifeWyze possesses a vaccine for Osteo4osis! Smells like havoc in the morning!

Purchase Incentive!: Want to cripple a nation? Osteo4osis is a vertical transmission disease, meaning it is passed down from generation to generation! Now that's efficient!



NuTrylyse (LWS.fragilia): $4,750 per kg – LifeWyze Own!

NuTrylyse is an artificially created bacterium designed for attrition as much as open warfare, causing rapid deterioration of the subject’s elasticity, resulting in damage of the lungs, skin, joints, and arteries! Based upon Streptococcus pneumoniae, NuTrylyse is an anaerobic lithotroph (producing hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) as a by-product of cellular respiration) which rapidly produces and releases the enzyme elastase.

Elastase breaks down elastin, a protein in connective tissues which are vital in arties, the lungs, the skin, and other stretchable parts of the body! Furthermore, elastase also cleaves immunoglobuline A and G (IgA and IgG respectively) and Erythrocyte complement receptor 1 (CR1), thus decreasing the effectiveness of neutrophils, the most common form of white blood cell, against bacteria! Normally the human body regulates elastase with alpha 1-antitrypsin (A1AT), which forms an irreversible covalent bond with elastase, rendering it useless. However, this is where hydrogen peroxide proves useful! Hydrogen peroxide is a powerful oxidizing agent capable of oxidising methionine present within the active site of A1AT, thus deforming the active site and leaving the A1AT protein unable to bond with the elastase!

Those infected by
NuTrylyse will begin to suffer numerous difficulties as the elasticity in their lungs, arteries and skin diminishes. As a result, the target will rapidly develop: emphysema – a result of the alveoli in the lung deteriorating, disrupting the target’s breathing; elastolysis – wherein the skin becomes inelastic and hangs in loose folds from the victim’s body, making them appear aged; hypermobility – wherein the elasticity of the joints is lost by weakening of the tendons and ligaments; and inelasticity of the arteries resembling atherosclerosis – hardening of the arterial walls due to lack of elasticity, preventing proper blood flow. The effect on the skin, joints and arteries is only minimal, requiring high levels of infection for serious damage to occur. However, the lung damage is greatly accelerated beyond that of normal emphysema, and with only minimal exposure can result in death if left untreated!

Family: Streptococcaceae
Subfamily: Streptococcus
Genus: Fragilia
Size: 1.18μm
Incubation Period: Variable
Transmission Method(s): Amaoebiasis (hand-to-mouth), airborne, consumption (via liquids), sexual transmission, droplet transmission, direct contact
Symptoms: Sneezing, coughing, green and/or yellow mucus, aching joints, fever, chills, shortness of breath, severe chest pain, shortage of breath, hypermobility of joints, sagging of skin, reduced bloodflow
Effects: Meningitis, pneumonia, emphysema, atherosclerosis
Fatality Rate: 20%, age dependent

Did you know?: As a LifeWyze creation, only LifeWyze presently has a cure for NuTrylyse! Alternative treatments require organ transplantation!

Purchase Incentive!: Whilst the mortality rate of NuTrylyse is relatively low, usually taking several weeks of high-level infection, the damage is permanent! Not enough? Those sufficiently infected can be expected to suffer aging of the relevant organs by years within the space of days! Take that, morale!



NuRotoxin (LWC.venenum): $16,000 per kg - LifeWyze Own! - New Product!

Another BlackHelix creation and LifeWyze WarCare's fastest-acting, most lethal product, this deadly bacteria was developed through genetic engineering of the widely-known Clostridium botulinum (C. Botulinum) - the bacteria primarily responsible for botulin toxin, itself best known for its application in the cosmetic treatment Botox. Unfortunately, C. Botulinum has proven time and again to be inappropriate for large-scale biological warfare as it is an anaerobic organism (oxygen is poisonous to the cells)! Step-in, LifeWyze! As with its parent bacterium, NuRotoxin is a Gram-positive, obligate anaerobic, spore forming bacterium; however, here at LifeWyze, we know how to make life better!

The primary difficulty in weaponising C. botulinum lies in its anaerobic property. Our solution was relatively simple: NuRotoxin produces enormous quantitites of the enzyme superoxide dismutase (SOD), itself recoded to catalyze dismutation of cell-deadly superoxide to hydrogen peroxide (H2O2). This provides NuRotoxin with two major benefits: firstly, the required resistance to oxygen to provide sufficient tolerance to allow the bacteria to be airborne without degradation; secondly, the production of hydrogen peroxide serves to act as a weapon, the hydrogen peroxide killing competing bacteria and allowing NuRotoxin to dominate its host. In addition to this most excellent defence,NuRotoxin is relatively heat resistant, though thrives at a temperature of 37.5C; further, it is capable of surviving in incredibly adverse conditions, even remaining active in soil!

The sole purpose of this deadly bacteria is the production of botulinum toxin, the most lethal substance to humanity on Earth: It requires less than 1μg for botulinum toxin to kill a healthy adult! Common
C. botulinum produces one or two of the eight serotypes of the toxin; whilst this remain true of NuRotoxin, it is the only known example to produce Bh toxin. The production of Bh serotype toxins are what make this pathogen so incredibly deadly, with a miniscule 13ng of H-type proving sufficient to kill an adult human by inhalation! The result of this deadly substance? Initially those exposed will swiftly suffer double or impaired vision, lethargy, weakness and impaired speech as the facial muscles become paralyzed. Subsequently, this paralysis will spread to the victims arms and legs, and finally to the respiratory muscles, causing respiratory failure in the host; however, unlike other LifeWyze products, NuRotoxin does not cause a fever, nor any loss of consciousness, how terrifying!

Family: Clostridiaceae
Subfamily: Clostridium
Genus: Venenum
Size: 4.7μm
Incubation Period: 2-20 minutes
Transmission Method(s): Amaoebiasis (hand-to-mouth), consumption, fecal-oral transmission, airborne (mass quantities only, e.g. after aerial deployment)
Symptoms: Blurred and/or double vision, lethargy, weakening of muscles, facial paralysis, full body paralysis, respiratory failure
Fatality Rate: 100%

Did you know?: Previous attempts at using C. Botulinum as a weapon have been attempted with limited success in application; a certain capitalist government once introduced the bacteria to a box of cigars in an effort to assassinate a communist dictator of a nearby island, shortly after a nuclear missile crisis threatened the world!

Purchase Incentive!: So virulent is this LifeWyze own-brand creation that only an absolute minimal degree of infection is necessary to cause death in even healthy humans! Also, as a LifeWyze own, only we have the cure, so why not visit our BioChem Counter-Measures Solution Department?

Special Offer!: LifeWyze Corporation can saturate food, drink, items of clothing or a set of cigars with NuRotoxin! Want us to send a WarCare Package today? For a mere $8,000,000, someone's in for a surprise! Happy Non-denominational Celebration Day!



AnthRedux (LWB.recreare): $12,000 per kg - LifeWyze Own! - New Product!

Whereas many biological agents prove unsuited to practical applications in warfare, the same can most definitely not be said of Bacillus anthracis: Anthrax. Unfortunately, medical researchers worldwide have developed numerous solutions to that previously trusty pathogen, forcing BlackHelix to step in.

Through repeated exposure to pre-existing antibiotic , and anthrax-specific, treatments, our scientists at BlackHelix nurtured cells which adapted to become drug-resistant; after hundreds of generations of exposure, the remaining cells presented with immunity to a plethora of current antibiotic treatments; of course we here at LifeWyze needn’t point out the obvious benefits to this. Unfortunately, due to
B.anthracis being monomorphic, it has low genetic diversity, making this a slow and expensive process which, understandably, increases the product price.

That’s not all, though! A further pre-existing problem with anthrax bacteria has been its non-motile aspect; that is,
anthrax cells possess non-functioning flagella, preventing them from independently migrating throughout their host. Not so with AnthRedux! Our scientists, through careful genetic engineering, reintroduced functioning flagella, common to other members bacillus family, to our bacteria! But what are the benefits of this? Increased motility, which is but one of the aspects which make AnthRedux more virulent, serving as it does to reduce the incubation time! It is not without similarities to B.anthracis, though. Our product is a gram-positive, aerobic, spore-forming bacterium, forming the same toxins once inside a host as anthrax itself.

So, what does
AnthRedux do for you and (to) your targets? Well, of the two plasmids within the bacterium cell, pXO1 codes for anthrax toxin – the bit which makes this pathogen truly worth purchasing! What is anthrax toxin, you ask. Well, anthrax toxin is a three-protein exotoxin comprised of: lethal factor (LF), edema factor (EF), and most importantly, protective antigen (PA), which allows translocation both EF and LF enzymes into the cytosol of host macrophage cells – thus evading the host immune system and doing the required damage! The result of the three proteins working in synchronicity is a combination of: edema – the gathering of fluid in the interstitium beneath the skin, and impaired function of macrophages; and apoptosis, the programmed cell death of the host organism causing atrophy. It's just so lethal!

Family: Bacillaceae
Subfamily: Bacillus
Genus: Recreare
Size: 4.1μm
Incubation Period: Gastrointestinal & Inhalation: 24-72 hours, Cutaneous: 12-48
Transmission Method(s): Inahalation (causing pulmonary infection), ingestion, cutaneous exposure
Symptoms: coughing, sore throat, fatigue, sweating, nausea, vomiting, diarrhoea, headache, chest pain and shortness of breath, fever
Note: After initial symptoms develop, death can ensue within 2-48 hours
Fatality Rate: Gastrointestinal & Inhalation: 85%, Cutaneous: 20%

Did you know?: AnthRedux's warfare applications even allow it to be used as part of an artillery strike an enemy emplacements? It's just so convenient!

Purchase Incentive!: After initial infection, it can take less than 24 hours for AnthRedux to kill its hosts! Now that’s expedient!



Trans-NuRotoxin (LWC.trojii): $12,000 per kg - LifeWyze Own! - New Product!

Here at LifeWyze, we realise that occasionally discretion is the better part of valour, and so, our scientists at BlackHelix developed a variant of NuRotoxin with this very philosophy in mind! Trans-NuRotoxin is designed not for direct use on humans, but instead is intended to infect animals, specifically: canines, bovines and porcines; how devious! Whether by trade, release or simply direct infection, a nations food supplies and domesticated pets can become a source of devestating lethality!

As with it's sister bacterium,
NuRotoxin, Trans-NuRotoxin produces enormous quantitites of the enzyme superoxide dismutase (SOD), to catalyze dismutation of cell-deadly superoxide to hydrogen peroxide (H2O2). Furthermore, it has all the natural hardiness you would expect! The benefits? You need not even directly apply this pathogen to animals you wish to infect; instead simply deposit it over grazing lands and allow it to settle into soil, where grazing cattle will inevitably become infected, ready to pass its deadly payload onto the unsuspecting people of your choice!

Whereas NuRotoxin, produces Fh toxin, Trans-NuRotoxin produces Hd; what is the difference, you ask? Well, D serotype toxin affects non-human mammalian creatures, whereas H-type only affects humans. Fear not, though, for this won't give the game away! The ratio of serotype toxin release can be determined by the organisation of type, in this instance serotype H is the primary neurotoxin produced. Indeed, it will take weeks of high-level infection before notable symptoms will occur in healthy animals. Now that's discreet!

As with
NuRotoxin, those exposed will swiftly suffer double or impaired vision, lethargy, weakness and impaired speech as the facial muscles become paralyzed. Subsequently, this paralysis will spread to the victims arms and legs, and finally to the respiratory muscles, causing respiratory failure in the host yet without inducing fever or loss of consciousness.

Family: Clostridiaceae
Subfamily: Clostridium
Genus: Trojii
Size: 4.8μm
Incubation Period: 1-2 weeks in animals, 20 minutes - 4 hours in humans
Transmission Methods (Animal): indirect (via soil), airborne (mass quantitites only, e.g. after aerial deployment), consumption, fecal-oral
Transmission Methods (Human): Amaoebiasis (hand-to-mouth), consumption, fecal-oral
Symptoms: Blurred and/or double vision, lethargy, weakening of muscles, facial paralysis, full body paralysis, respiratory failure
Fatality Rate: 100%

Purchase Incentive!: Each purchase of $100m or more will include a free LifeWyze WarCare baseball cap!



LifeWyze BioWeapon Containment Center (BWC) - $20,000,000 p/a - LifeWyze Operated!

Each product within the Biological WarCare catalogue comes with specific storage requirements, the specifics of which are contained within a handy pamphlet included with each purchase; however, here at LifeWyze we've discovered that the surest way to ensure your purchases are ready at the press of a button is to allow the LifeWyze Corporation to take care of the day-to-day maintenance on your behalf. As such, we recommend allowing LifeWyze to establish a WarCare BioWeapon Containment Center. These centers require a meagre 4,800sq.ft. of space in order to be established. Why so small, you ask? Because at LifeWyze we believe that security is paramount! As such, a BWC is a predominantly subterranean building. Each one is capable of housing numerous samples and is staffed by the most qualified of individuals. Aside from 8 members of science staff, these buildings are defended by a whopping 40 members of our SecuriCorps. Remember, though, that these elite guards are there to protect the interests of the client (that's you!), the Corporation, and themselves, and as such are authorised to defend such facilities through any means necessary, up to and including the application of lethal force.

Did You Know?: Each BioWeapon Containment Center is rigged with a metric ton of C4 explosives! That's right! In the event of an emergency situation, these facilities will detonate, burying any hostiles, and evidence, several floors beneath the Earth!




Securing Your Sovreignty: Chemical WarCare Department


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Safeguarding Your Citizenry: BioChem Counter-Measures Department


At LifeWyze, safeguarding humanity and its future is part of our mission statement; as a result, we ensure that our biological and chemical warfare counter-measures are of the utmost quality. Within our BioChem Counter-Measures catalogue we offer services to protect your citizenry in the event of pathogen outbreak, be it natural or orchestrated, as well as solutions to defend against, and repair the damage of, chemical attack. In addition, vaccines are available, both for purchase and domestic production, for a multitude of virii, whether a LifeWyze Own product, or one of the many subpar, standard-issue biological weapons produced by rival manufacturers.



LifeWyze Exposure Treatment Clinic (ETC) - $48,000,000 p/a - LifeWyze Operated!

A LifeWyze Exposure Treatment Clinic is capable of treating people who have been exposed to chemical or biological agents, operating similarly in function to a MediCare Hospital. Each ETC requires approximately 48,000sq. ft. of land upon which to be erected; however, whilst there are floors above ground, for reasons of containment the majority of the construct will be subterranean so as to allow the facility to be quarantined in the event of emergency. Every ETC carries a full range of vaccines, allowing it double-up as a vaccination clinic; has an on-site PharmaCare Outlet and is staffed by 128 LifeWyze personnel; however, in times of emergency it may accommodate 400 staff. A single ETC contains an enormous 1,500 beds; they are capable of treating up to 1,000 patients at any single time, with the resources to allow emergency treatment of another 2,500 patients in the event of an outbreak or attack.

Did you know?: Each LifeWyze ETC is protected by eight members of the LifeWyze SecuriCorps, increasing to 20 during times of emergency. These highly trained operatives will protect the interests of the client, the Corporation, and themselves, and may do so by any means up to and including the application of lethal force.



LifeWyze Contagion Containment Center (CCC) - $70,000,000 p/a - LifeWyze Operated!

In an event of outbreak of a biological agent, a LifeWyze containment operation could prove vital to the wellbeing of the populous. Each CCC carries technology for the identification, isolation and eradication of most known biological contagions; however, it is freeze of windows and contains two sets of blast-proof doors to ensure maximum security. Each CCC is capable of ensuring defense against outbreak of a contagion in an area of up to 10,000 people. Requiring an area of land approximately 60,000sq.ft. in size, it is a predominantly subterranean building, so as to allow emergency quarantine operations to come into effect. They are staffed at all times by a highly trained crew of 30 medical staff, 12 administrators and 6 SecuriCorps operatives; however, in times of emergency this number will swell in size to accommodate over 300 medical personnel and 50 SecuriCorps operatives. Containing only a limited number of beds, a LifeWyze CCC focuses primarily upon isolation and containment, for your nation's safety!

Did You Know?: In the event of uncontrollable outbreak, each CCC will enter quarantine mode, using thermite to automatically weld its blast doors shut! Now that's safe!



Vaccinations

Here at LifeWyze, we understand that protecting your citizens is of the utmost importance, ergo we offer the highest quality vaccines for both our own products, and those substandard weapons sold by most other biological weaponry manufacturers. Yet that's not all! We also offer domestic production rights on vaccines against our own products; however, these productions rights extend only to: the production of such vaccines for use on your own citizenry and use on foreign citizens who are currently ex-patriots of their former nation and seeking permanent residence in your nation. Sale and/or donation to foreign nations and/or nationals is strictly prohibited. Breach of this clause will incur a penalty up to, but not exceeding, 1,000 times the value of the domestic production rights.



LifeWyze Standard Multi-Vaccination Pack: $1,250,000 per 1,000 doses (each) - LifeWyze Own!

This broad-range package includes LifeWyze brand vaccinations for: anthrax, C.botulinum (LifeWyze Own!), Japanese encephelitis, meningococcus, yellow fever & small pox.

Did You Know?: Presently, only LifeWyze has developed a vaccine for C.botulinum? Our scientists are just that good!

Purchase Incentive!: The LifeWyze Broad Multi-Vaccination Pack offers defence against most common biological warfare agents? If your foes aren't using LifeWyze Own, then this is the package to beat! Not only that, but this package deal saves you $252,500 over purchasing these vaccines seperately!



LifeWyze Specialist Multi-Vaccination Pack: $4,000,000 per 1,000 doses (each) - LifeWyze Own!

This money-saving package includes vaccinations against all current available LifeWyze Own products, specifically: Osteo4osis, NuTrylyse, NuRotoxin, AnthRedux & Trans-NuRotoxin.

Purchase Incentive!: With this package you save $230,000 compared to purchasing equivilent vaccinations seperately!



Anthrax Vaccine: $15,000 per 1,000 doses

C.botulinum Vaccine: $330,000 per 1,000 doses - LifeWyze Own!

Japanese Encephelitis Vaccine: £210,000 per 1,000 doses

Meningococcus Vaccine: $70,000 per 1,000 doses

Yellow Fever Vaccine: $110,000 per 1,000 doses

Smallpox Vaccine: $180,000 per 1,000 doses

Osteo4osis Vaccine: $750,000 per 1,000 doses - LifeWyze Own!

NuTrylyse Vaccine: $455,000 per 1,000 doses - LifeWyze Own!

NuRotoxin Vaccine: £1,200,000 per 1,000 doses - LifeWyze Own!

AnthRedux Vaccine: $1,000,000 per 1,000 doses - LifeWyze Own!

Trans-NuRotoxin Vaccine: $825,000 per 1,000 doses - LifeWyze Own!

Osteo4osis Vaccine: 200,000,000,000 ($200bn)

NuTrylyse Vaccine: $120,000,000,000 ($120bn)

NuRotoxin Vaccine: $650,000,000,000 ($650bn)

AnthRedux Vaccine: $525,000,000,000 ($525bn)

Trans-NuRotoxin Vaccine: $400,000,000 ($400bn)





Investing in Our Investments: SecuriCorps Department


At LifeWyze, we take the protection and security of our investments, investors and investees extremely seriously, which is why we are one of the few private organisations to possess its own private military force: the mercentile SecuriCorps! These elite security operatives are present at many LifeWyze institutions; whether those facilities are civilian, such as our MediCare hospitals and clinics; research-based, such as our BiotechniCare Helix laboratories; or more clandestine operations, such as those operated by the WarCare subsidiary. Do not fear, though, for LifeWyze remains a non-interventionist corporation!


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ThinkWyze, BeWyze, ChooseWyze: Order Forms


If you wish to purchase any of our WarCare weapon agents, WarCare vaccines, for any of our WarCare facilities to be established within your nation, then please contact us with information on which goods and/or facilities you wish to purchase and/or establish, and details on any other requirements/requests/queries! Please note, while the personal touch is preferred, forms have been included below for your convenience

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[b]Bioweapon Purchase Order[/b]
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[b]Vaccine Purchase Order[/b]
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Goods Requested: [list][/list]
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[b]Exposure Treatment Center Request Form[/b]
Nation Name:
EITHER: Number of ETCs Desired:
OR: Percentage of National Coverage Desired:
Nation's Corporation Tax (%):
Any Other Information:

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[b]Contagion Containment Center Request Form[/b]
Nation Name:
EITHER: Number of CCCs Desired:
OR: Percentage of National Coverage Desired:
Nation's Corporation Tax (%):
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The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

Ozymos: If you can do [a name] for Penis, Crux, I shall award you a Seal of Approval
Cruxium: The Planetary Ensemble of Nationally Independant Sovereignties
Viridia: He actually managed it
Ozymos awards Crux a Seal Of Approval
Ozymos: Yes, unfortunately
Ozymos: It's also quite decent

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LifeWyze Operations Update

Postby Cruxium » Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:29 am

Operations Update

This Is LifeWyze






Being a Conglomerate: LifeWyze Corporation Assets, Revenue & Profits


The following is a public declaration of the major properties and earnings of the LifeWyze Corporation and it's subsidiaries: LifeWyze BiotechniCare, LifeWyze MediCare, LifeWyze WarCare and LifeWyze BioPharms. Further, it includes the LifeWyze Corporation's investment portfolio. This information will be updated as needed, but after no less than (one real month). Any queries regarding the information herein can be addressed to:

LifeWyze World Headquarters Address:
LifeWyze Corporation | Penthouse | Tower 3 | Maraque Super-City | Maraque





Last Updated: 20/01/15




LifeWyze Investment Portfolio


  • Griffincrest Oil Corporation: 10% Common Shares (Link)
  • Exporian Oil Company: 9.8% Common Shares (Link)

  • EAGLE Financial Corporate: $1.5trn USD invested, 2.5% return p/a (Link)



LifeWyze Corporation Assets


International Administrative Hub
    Cruxium: 1
    Maraque: 1
    New Azura: 1
HealthWyze Factory & Bottling Plant
    Cruxium: 1
    Maraque: 1
Warehouses
    Maraque: 10
    New Azura: 5
    Cruxium: 5
    Serbian Soviet Union: 1
Miscellaneous Properties
    Maraque: 900,000sq ft. Tower 3, Super City, Maraque
    Maraque: 2 Private Airstrips, Super City, Maraque



LifeWyze BiotechniCare Assets & Earnings


Research and Development Facility
    Maraque: 10
    Cruxium: 10
    Serbian Soviet Union: 1



LifeWyze MediCare Assets & Earnings


MediCare Facility
    Maraque: 14,460
    New Azura: 11,550
    Military Command: 8,500
    Cruxium: 7,850
    of the Quendi: 1,200
PharmaCare Outlets
    Maraque: 10,845,500
    New Azura: 8,661,500
    Cruxium: 5,886,500
    Military Command: 5,000
Pharmaceuticals Research & Development Laboratories
    Maraque: 5
    New Azura: 3
    Cruxium: 2
Pharmaceuticals Factories
    Maraque: 5
    New Azura: 3
    Cruxium: 3
    of the Quendi: 1
MediCare Revenue: $45,214,289,500,000 ($45.214trn)
MediCare Net Profit: $8,551,876,814,800 ($8.552trn)



LifeWyze WarCare Assets & Earnings


Exposure Treatment Clinic
    Cruxium: 100
    Maraque: 25
Contagion Containment Center
    Maraque: 100
    Cruxium: 80
Biological Weapons Laboratory
    Maraque: 3
    Cruxium: 3
Chemical Weapons Laboratory
    Maraque: 3
    Cruxium: 2
BioWeapon Containment Center
    Cruxium: 4
    Serbian Soviet Union: 1
SecuriCorps Training Facility
    Maraque: 1
    Cruxium: 1
Miscellaneous
    Anta Island, Adracia (52,047sq.mi.): Unpurposed
    Aenu Island, Adracia (52,000sq.mi.): Bioweapons R&D and Testing Facility
Revenue: $18,650,000,000 ($18.65bn)
Profit: $3,056,900,00 ($3.057bn)

Note: Ventures previously held in nations whose sovereignty seemingly no longer exists have accordingly been removed from this list.
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The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

Ozymos: If you can do [a name] for Penis, Crux, I shall award you a Seal of Approval
Cruxium: The Planetary Ensemble of Nationally Independant Sovereignties
Viridia: He actually managed it
Ozymos awards Crux a Seal Of Approval
Ozymos: Yes, unfortunately
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Re: The LifeWyze Corporation (MT: BioTech, Warfare, Healthcare)

Postby Blackhelm Confederacy » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:22 pm

OOC: Are you selling YouDeux centers, or just individual clones. I'll have an order depending upon the answer.
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Re: The LifeWyze Corporation (MT: BioTech, Warfare, Healthcare)

Postby Cruxium » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:54 pm

((OOC: That's really more an in character question, but anyhoo, selling clones only, however! There's no limit to how many clones you have, and LifeWyze will set up YouDeux clinics in your country if it is considered there is a big enough market, however they will always belong to LifeWyze. Neither the technology behind it, nor the centers themselves are for sale. ))
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Re: The LifeWyze Corporation (MT)

Postby Blackhelm Confederacy » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:59 am

The Griffincrest Corporation wishes to produce four clones of its CEO, Claudius Griffincrest. These will be for organ harvesting purposes. We have prepared the necessary funds, and eagerly await your response.
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Re: The LifeWyze Corporation (MT)

Postby Spitzenbergen » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:21 pm

We wish to purchase one clone of our glorious leader, the Emperor.
-The Current Head of State is Emperor Tignarlegur Hali II
-Population of 3.642 Billion
-The Military:
Air Force:
5000 Aircraft
327,400 Employees
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Navy:
7 Spitzenbourg Class Fleet Carriers
10 Admiral Unkovsky Class Fleet Carriers
20 Battleships
32 Cruisers
50 Destroyers
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Army:
100 Blitzkrieg Legions
250 Infantrie Legions
Lead by Emperor Tignarlegur Hali II
Prime Minister Pierre du Lac
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Parliament:
74 Seats for the Democratic Liberals
50 Seats for the Unionists
26 Seats for Minor Parties
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Next Election: February 14th
Government Budget: $7,454,012,202,000.00
Government Expenditures: $6,335,910,371,700.00
Defense Budget: $1,710,695,800,359.00

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Re: The LifeWyze Corporation (MT)

Postby Cruxium » Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:35 pm

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To: Griffincrest Corporation
From: RedHelix, DoubleHelix Biological Technologies

To Whom it May Concern,

RE: YouDeux Purchases

Thank you for your interest in the YouDeux project. As per your request, RedHelix will see to the production and storage of four clones of Unit: Griffincrest, Claudius MKI (C.Griffincrest09). To ensure the highest quality of work fresh samples of deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) will be required. It should be noted that the process, including maturation to a usable level, will take a minimum of six years.

The processed order is as follows;
Initial Payment: Clone Unit: C.Griffincrest 09 (x4) = $800,000,000 ($800m)
Annual Payment: Clone Upkeep (x4) = $2,000,000 ($2m)

The initial payment may be split into installments of no less than one hundred million universal standard dollars ($100m) per annum across a period of time lasting no longer than eight (8) years. The delay payment method incurs static 4.5% interest against the original amount each year until the total payment is met. This is calculated as being an extra thirty-six million universal standard dollars ($36m) per annum atop the initial costs. We would like to take this opportunity to remind you that clones expire within 20 years of maturation.

If at any point the organs provided by any of the units of C.Griffincrest09 do not meet with complete satisfaction, please inform us. Thank you for choosing DoubleHelix Biological Technologies, and shop with us again soon.

Faithfully,
Rodderick Wright,
Director of Sales, DoubleHelix Biological Technologies.

DoubleHelix Biological Technologies.

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Postby Cruxium » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:46 am

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To: The Royal Spitz Empire of Spitzenbergen
From: RedHelix, DoubleHelix Biological Technologies

To Whom it May Concern,

RE: YouDeux Purchases

Thank you for your interest in the YouDeux project. As per your request, RedHelix will see to the production and storage of one clone of Unit: Spitzenbergen Emperor MKI (Spitzenbergen.E09). To ensure the highest quality of work fresh samples of deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) will be required. It should be noted that the process, including maturation to a usable level, will take a minimum of six years.

The processed order is as follows;
Initial Payment: Clone Unit: Spitzenbergen.E09 = $200,000,000 ($200m)
Annual Payment: Clone Upkeep = $500,000 ($.5m)

Payment must be made within one fiscal year, and the upkeep costs of the clone will be due annually on the date of receipt of confirmation of purchase.

If at any point the organs provided by any of the units of Spitzenbergen.E09 do not meet with complete satisfaction, please inform us. Thank you for choosing DoubleHelix Biological Technologies, and shop with us again soon.

Faithfully,
Rodderick Wright,
Director of Sales, DoubleHelix Biological Technologies.

DoubleHelix Biological Technologies.

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The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

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Postby Cruxium » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:26 am

LifeWyze:

Caring About Your People, So You Don't Have To.
The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

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Re: The LifeWyze Corporation (MT)

Postby Laglandia » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:24 am

Laglandia Leads World in Transplant Success Rate

Postby Laglandia » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:10 pm
For Immediate Release
July 17, 2009
Contact : E. Gurly Flynn, Undersecretary of Health, Laglandia

In the years leading up to Laglandia's passage of compulsory organ harvesting physicians have been provided, at state expense, intensive training in organ transplant procedures. We now boast over 250 fully trained surgical and support teams. With the momentous passage of today's "More to Share" legislation, Laglandia has positioned itself as the world leader for organ transplants and availability. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week...Laglandians are giving up their mortal bodies and leaving behind perfectly functional organs that the people of the world desperately need. Trust our teams of experts to deliver healthy organs, expert consultation and surgical skills to your citizens. Our transplant success rates reflect our experience and innovative technological approach.

Laglandia Health Sciences University (LHSU), in conjunction with Tux data, maintain the Global Organ Database(GOD). Each participating nation pays an annual subscription fee to integrate their domestic recipients list with the GOD. When an organ becomes available that matches criteria for a citizen in need, the Ministry of Health is notified. The organ is then transported to the medical center of choice and one of our crack transplant teams performs the procedure and provides 72 hours of follow-up care with regular and customary after care.

Cost control is a perennial budget breaker in health care provision. Our system is structured "pay as you go". The only fixed cost is your link to the GOD. You can choose to only buy the organ and have it delievered, for instance. We support this by offering the world's finest transplant training program for your domestic physicians and support teams. We also offer on-site consultation for transplant procedures or construction related to transplant facilities, organ storage and aftercare best practices.

Summary:

Annual Participation in the Global Organ Database: $2.5 million per state
Cost of Organ:
Lung: $65,000 delivered
Kidney: $75,000 delivered
Pancreas: $80,000 delivered
Heart: $125,000 delivered

Surgical Consult: Add $20,000 per procedure
Transplant Procedure: Add $150,000 per procedure
Aftercare Consult: Add $10,000
Aftercare Team: Add $45,000

LHSU transplant training program (2 years): $110,000 per year/physician

Construction consulting will be priced on a per job basis.

We look forward to enjoining all the states of the world in the pursuit of global longevity. Join the GOD today, get the organ you deserve tomorrow.

Solidarity-

E. Gurly Flynn
Undersecretary of Public Health
State of Laglandia
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Re: Laglandia Leads World in Transplant Success Rate

Postby Cruxium » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:02 am



To: E. Gurly Flynn, Undersecretary of Health, Laglandia
From: Marcus Bridgewater, Executive Director of BioFarm Projects, Subsidiary of LifeWyze Corporation

Mister Flynn,

RE: Public Misdirection

Having seen your recent publication, it has been felt by the LifeWyze Board of Directors that we cannot allow your statement to go unaddressed. In it you claim that your nation's healthcare system "leads the world in transplant success rate". Regretably, we must inform you that this statement is misleading at best, and false at worst.

BioFarm Projects has long been established as a producer of biologically-grown organs which, to date, have a transplant success rate of 94% throughout more than a dozen countries. Furthermore, due to the nature in which our organs are grown, customers need not enter any of their citizen's crucial information into a database contained within a foreign country. We have even established a system whereby nations may purchase the means of our organ reproduction for themselves. For further information on our produce, please click.

That you would mislead people, either deliberately or inadvertantly, is most shocking. However we hope that this will clear up any confusion and increase your nation's awareness.

Yours Sincerely,
Marcus Bridgewater,
Executive Director of BioFarm Projects.

BioFarm Projects

Finishing God's Work.
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Re: Laglandia Leads World in Transplant Success Rate

Postby Laglandia » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:54 pm
To: Marcus Bridgewater, Executive Director of BioFarm Projects, Subsidiary of LifeWyze Corporation
From: E. Gurly Flynn, Undersecretary of Health, Laglandia
RE: Baseless Claims and Misdirection

Mr. Bridgewater

I think the world is well aware of your corporate statistics. The facts speak differently, sir, as you know. Your success rates are related to the immediate survival rate of the patient through the procedure. Even the simplest among us know that is hardly an accurate measure of the success or failure in a transplant. It's the long term survival rate that matters. Our 20 year success rate is 83%. LIfeWyze Corporation can't offer statistics on 20 year survival rates because it's an impossibility with the underpowered, genetically inferior organs you use.

That's what you don't want the public to know. BioFarm's franken-organs are too small to do the job. They are the perfect size for a gentically-modified pig with a lifespan of 18 months, they are not sound long term solutions for organ transplants. You have built in fallibility to keep patients reliant on organ replacements on a 12-15 year cycle and we find that morally reprehensible.

You must understand, Mr. Bridgewater, that the commodification of health care is a settled question in Laglandia. We find vocation in healing and reward in a publicly funded, all-inclusive system. It actually creates another advantage over your "product". Our people are extremely healthy and that contributes to the quality of our organs. Our system enables early identification of potential problems, educates patients on the important role of nutrition and exercise and leads to a healthy cultural of maintaining vitality into and an old age. Your system finds motivation only in profit and no vocation in healing. We simply choose another approach, we are sorry you were offended but not surprised.

We understand that you are frightened of what the Global Organ Database and ready availability of top quality human organs on a global scale means for your profits. Will people really choose a pig heart over a human heart if one is available? Will the citizens sit by and accept inferior genetically-modified animal organs when human organs are readily available in the next state? Only the boldest dictator, with a firm grip on the wheel, would dare short-change the public in such a way.

The Global Organ Database and Laglandia Health Sciences University Organ Bank are dedicated to the cause and concept of healing. Our training program and consulting services are an attempt to facilitate other states developing the internal skills to replicate what we've done. This is not a corporate effort to grow roots in other states and feed from it's wealth. We consider this a world health initiative and good public policy domestically. We encourage all world leader to look at the facts and choose to participate in the Global Organ Database project.

I appreciate your opening correspondence and hope I've addressed the issues raised.

Spirit of the Lagaffe,

E.(lizabeth) Gurly Flynn, Undersecretary of Health, Laglandia
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To: E. Gurly Flynn, Undersecretary of Health, Laglandia
From: Marcus Bridgewater, Executive Director of BioFarm Projects, Subsidiary of LifeWyze Corporation

Ms. Flynn,

RE: pOrgans & GOD

Your most recent missive is much appreciated by the LifeWyze Board of Directors, showing as it does your nation's grasp of the market. In it, however, you have made some alarmist claims regarding our products which we feel cannot be allowed to go unaddressed.

Pig organs have been used in human organ transplants by LifeWyze for many years now, and to date there have been no long-term problems arising. Across five years, our organ transplant success rate is still a staggering 91% thanks to the genetic modification our pOrgan Donors have undergone in order to humanise them for xenotransplantation. Furthermore, the pOrgans grown are of a size comparable with an adult-sized human (statement subject to average healthy BMI of adults 24-50 in Cruxium and Maraque) allowing them to last far long than the supposed 12-15 year stretch your nation suggests.

Following your arguement regarding our produce, you state that your nation offers far more by giving patients after care. Surely this is the responsibility of any right-thinking medical organisation, but it in the public or private sector. In the event LifeWyze MediCare Centers carry out the transplant, then not only do success rates increase to 98% as a result of usage of ImmunYzer, but we provide aftercare that is the envy of the world, all for a reasonable sum. Patients who allow damage to come to their new pOrgans are in no way the responsibility of the LifeWyze organisation, or its subsidiaries, unless they have been treated within a MediCare Center. That you offer aftercare merely proves your nation's desire to infiltrate the healthcare system of foreign nations, mocking their sovreignty.

What causes LifeWyze the most distress is your totalitarian tool: the Global Organ Database (GOD). That you expect governments to divulge the medical records of their citizens is truly alarming. Surely the ethical implications of such a thing are clear to your nation?

We eagerly await your reply.

Yours Sincerely,
Marcus Bridgewater,
Executive Director of BioFarm Projects.
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Postby Laglandia » Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:05 am

To: Marcus Bridgewater, Executive Director of BioFarm Projects, Subsidiary of LifeWyze Corporation
From: E. Gurly Flynn, Undersecretary of Health, Laglandia
RE: Baseless Claims and Misdirection

Mr. Bridgewater

I have moved our previous correspondence to your corporate page for continuation.

You make claims without knowledge of procedure to attempt market favor. That is dishonest. You offer highly genetically modified organs that are simply not up to the task of long term function in the human body. That's dishonorable. You attack the LHSU Global Organ Database program because you fear the future. No sane nation would pass up the opportunity to have access to healthy human organs to power soldiers, olympians or the despot himself.

The shrill call you sound of "totalitarianism" in relationship to the Global Organ Database indicates a lack of understanding of how the database works. No tissue samples are collected by LHSU. Non-specific recipient profile data is provided by participating nations. The G.O.D. matches the profile to existing stock to find a match. It is completely anonymous.

We feel the nations of the world will see the clear benefit and economy of participation in the Laglandic Project. The market will decide the question.

Spirit of the Lagaffe,

E. Gurly Flynn
Undersecretary of Health, Laglandia
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Re: The LifeWyze Corporation (MT)

Postby Cruxium » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:11 am

LifeWyze:

Healthcare is Taxing, Let LifeWyze Help
The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

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Re: The LifeWyze Corporation (MT)

Postby Blackhelm Confederacy » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:37 pm

To Whom it May Concern,

The Senate of the Blackhelm Confederacy, after a brief debate, has decided to offer your corporation a large plot of land just outside of the city of Redemption for use as a LifeWyze bottling plant. We believe that this will offer many new jobs to the people of Redemption, and also help your fine business grow even further. Redemption already maintains a MediCare Center within that city, currently located near the city's bustling port, at 767 Dynasty Boulevard, a rather esteemed address for the city. Redemption is home to the second busiest port in the nation (behind Paradise City) and can offer you great harbors for your tankers and other vessels to dock to pick up their goods. Please, tell us soon if you accept our offer.

Sincerely,

Cornelius Pureheart,
Head of the Confederate Senate
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Postby Cruxium » Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:21 am

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To: The Incorporated States of the Blackhelm Confederacy
From: The LifeWyze Corporation

Mr. Cornelius Pureheart,

RE: Plant Establishment

LifeWyze would like to thank the Confederacy's kind offer of allowing the LifeWyze Corporation to establish a bottling plant upon its soil. However unfortunately due to the HealthWyze Beverages ranges only being established within Cruxium and Maraque there is no demand for such a product unless the Confederacy intends to distribute our beverages to school children as the aforementioned nations have done.

As a counter-proposal, LifeWyze wishes to instead establish any or all of the following: BioFarm Project facilities for farming of the B.Tworus MK I & MK IV; a LifeWyze Pharmaceutical Laboratory & Factory; or any of the buildings mentioned within this missive to the Griffincrest Corporation.

If any of these appeal to the Senate, please inform us and we can begin construction. It is promised that LifeWyze will offer contracting jobs solely to Blackhelm Confederacy businesses and, depending upon the agreement, provide a signifcant number of jobs for Blackhelm Confederacy nationals.

Sincerely Yours,
Robert Goldsmith-Jones,
Head of Interbusiness Relations, LifeWyze Corporation
The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

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Postby Sorgan » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:23 am

To:LifeWyze Corporation.
From:Sorgan-Tech.

Hello life wyze corporation. We would like to strike a medical partnership which would be prosperous for both of our corporations. Our researchers our very excited to meet you're researchers and share ideas.


Signed,CEO of Sorgan-tech, Mack Mathews



Here is the link to our website http://s1.webstarts.com/Sorgan-Tech/index.html

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To: Sorgan Tech
From: LifeWyze Corporation

Mr. Mack Matthews,

RE: Proposed Partnership

Thank you for your interest in the LifeWyze Corporation and its MediCare Division. Your desire for a medical partnership was pleasantly received, however unfortunately we must decline as it is felt that your company is of far too small a level of operations to be beneficial to the LifeWyze Corporation.

We wish you luck with future projects.

Yours Sincerely,
John Grimshaw,
Interbusiness Relations, LifeWyze Corporation.
The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

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Postby Ok-La-Ho-Ma » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:12 pm

From: Ok-La-Ho-Ma Foreign Ministries
To: The LifeWyze Co. and Gov't of Cruxium

Special area : Oologah, Ok-La-Ho-Ma
Special Genetics Lab/Embassy/CO-OP (Complex)----- Cruxium

We wish to continue to mutually aid each other by increasing the size and breadth of the lab we allowed in our nation some time ago to include the pOrgan pigs research and devleopment.

100 Breeding pairs 25m each ---- 2.5 bill to be wired upon confirmation

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Postby Cruxium » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:16 pm

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To: Ok-La-Ho-Ma Foreign Ministries
CC: BioFarm Projects
From: The LifeWyze Corporation

To Whom it May Concern,

RE: pOrgan Donor Research & Development

Thank you for your continued interest in the LifeWyze Corporation, your local supplier of genetically modified organs. In response to your recent missive, the LifeWyze Corporation wishes to suggest that in addition to the two B.Tworus designated BioFarm Projects facilities already established that two further BioFarm Project facilities be established for the purpose of cultivating these pOrgan Donors.

However the exact purpose of your agreement requires clarification. Are you purchasing these pOrgan Donors with a view of having LifeWyze begin a breeding programme specifically for your nation? If so, then you may be interested in having LifeWyze take a stake in your nation's healthcare service.

We eagerly await your reply.

Faithfully Yours,
William-Walter Bishop,
Sales Department, LifeWyze Corporation.


LifeWyze:

Improving God's Work.
The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

Ozymos: If you can do [a name] for Penis, Crux, I shall award you a Seal of Approval
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Postby Ok-La-Ho-Ma » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:25 pm

Cruxium wrote:
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To: Ok-La-Ho-Ma Foreign Ministries
CC: BioFarm Projects
From: The LifeWyze Corporation

To Whom it May Concern,

RE: pOrgan Donor Research & Development

Thank you for your continued interest in the LifeWyze Corporation, your local supplier of genetically modified organs. In response to your recent missive, the LifeWyze Corporation wishes to suggest that in addition to the two B.Tworus designated BioFarm Projects facilities already established that two further BioFarm Project facilities be established for the purpose of cultivating these pOrgan Donors.

However the exact purpose of your agreement requires clarification. Are you purchasing these pOrgan Donors with a view of having LifeWyze begin a breeding programme specifically for your nation? If so, then you may be interested in having LifeWyze take a stake in your nation's healthcare service.

We eagerly await your reply.

Faithfully Yours,
William-Walter Bishop,
Sales Department, LifeWyze Corporation.


LifeWyze:

Improving God's Work.


We are intrested in creating organs and we are willing to allow LifeWyze to compete in our health care system like any other company we charge a 10% tax on sales which is reinvested into technologies that will aid the people of Ok-La-Ho-Ma.

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Re: The LifeWyze Corporation (MT)

Postby Cruxium » Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:34 pm

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To: Ok-La-Ho-Ma Foreign Ministries
CC: BioFarm Projects
From: The LifeWyze Corporation

To Whom it May Concern,

RE: pOrgans and Medical Care

In response to your last missive, the LifeWyze Corporation agrees to the sale of of pOrgan Donors (please see the invoice below), which will thereafter be kept within a specifically establish two BioFarm Projects facilities for the breeding and maintenance of your freshly purchased stock.

Regarding allowing LifeWyze into your nation's medical industry, could you kindly provide us with a list of competitors and their share in the market. Furthermore, what precisely will the tax apply to? Will LifeWyze's healthcare treatments be subject to taxation, or will it solely be the sale of drugs and cosmetic treatment? Some more information will be highly appreciated.

We eagerly await your reply.

Faithfully Yours,
William-Walter Bishop,
Sales Department, LifeWyze Corporation.


LifeWyze:

Evolution is Now
The LifeWyze Corporation: Put Your Life in Our Hands

LifeWyze is an allegorical representation of Western political policy and societal perspective, as well as capitalist purpose, and as such it: promulgates murder for security; harms yet heals, calling it philanthropy; modifies the eco-system under the guise of altruism; and promises reliance on technology and tomorrow as a source of hope, elevating its own capitalist agenda to a state of religion.

Ozymos: If you can do [a name] for Penis, Crux, I shall award you a Seal of Approval
Cruxium: The Planetary Ensemble of Nationally Independant Sovereignties
Viridia: He actually managed it
Ozymos awards Crux a Seal Of Approval
Ozymos: Yes, unfortunately
Ozymos: It's also quite decent

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