We here at the Spartan Philidelphian Almost Anything Corporation(SPAAC). are commited to selling you almost everything and anything. S.P.A.A.C. is proud to be a leading manufacturer in almost everything. Founded in 1984 by Luigi Mario, it started only prouducing things that ryhme with hypochondria, but he found that it was not a profitable trade. He decided to make other things. Soon it came to what it is today. There are only a couple things we refuse to sell to you.
Things with the letter W in them. [except Cheese Cows]
Examples include, the world, the World Assembly, Water, Wigs, Snow...
Everytime the letter W was created, it got lost. Soon people were asking, "Where's [insert W word here]. So that is why we perfer not to make those things.
But you could always buy... The planet Earth. The Assembly that assembled after the UN exploded into a massive inter-dimensional fireball, Dihydrogen Monoxide, Fake Hair, Ice Crystals...
One of our original products is now frolicing freely within Spartan Philidelphia's borders, the Cheese Cow. It is a cow that tastes like cheese and beef.
Scientific research has provided answers as to why items with a name with the letter W in them get lost. We do not know the exact reason, but it has something to do with the evil SPMCSIG, or the Spartan Philidelphia Media Censoring Special Interests Group. The Spartan Philidelphian government has redirected small amounts of money from them to slightly more important things like education and healthcare. With the budget of the SPMCSIG cut, their powers of censoring dropped dramatically and our Cheese Cows were able to fly again into the stomachs of foreign lands.
If the item which you need to buy does not exist,
We only supply images of the item when we feel like it.
Spartan Philidelphia