Flesh Hellbot Militia - Dev. Partner Wanted [MT/PMT - Open]

[Southern Hell Yeah]

Introducing: Sanayi Industries' Flesh Hellbots.

What says productivity better than intelligent, multi-purpose, weaponized, internal combustion powered, free-roaming tactical robots composed of flesh, bones, cartilage capable of harvesting organs, neutralizing criminals, and monitoring potential thieves, complete with a 3D bio-printer for self replication and access to citizen database records?

Sanayi Industries is looking for for capable companies to help us develop the technology necessary to create a legion of approx. 800 Hellbots.
From our calculations, each unit will be about 4.6 ft long, 3.9 ft wide, and 3 ft tall and will be composed entirely of organic materials. Bellow is a diagram of important features.


If you partner with us, you will receive 50 units after production.
Each unit will cost about $350,000 NSD to produce. With our current funding, we will only be able to produce 4 Hellbots.


Current funding: $141,500,000 NSD

NOTE: Only 1 more partner will be accepted!

Partners:
Ximea
The Recon Empire

We dearly hope to see partners soon!
We thank you for your cooperation!
-Sincerely, Sadik Lambakeci, CEO of Sanayi Industries

[Ximea]

Doktor Wunderbar, the leader of the Scientific Meritocracy of Ximea, tapped the ash of his cigar into a decorative ashtray. "So," he said, "let me know if I'm missing anything here." He sipped from his gin and tonic - extra gin, hold the tonic - and pointed his cigar at his Minister of State. "They want to build a tank. Out of meat. To harvest organs."
"Not...just to harvest organs," the Minister of State said.
"But that's a big part of it," the Doktor said.
"It appears so."
"That's gross," Doktor Wunderbar said. "That's totally gross."
The Ximean Minister of Science sipped from his own beverage. "So...fund it, then?"
"What a stupid question. Of course we're going to fund it."

TO: Sadik Lambakeci, CEO of Sanayi Industries
FROM: Director Raymond F. McMullen, Bio-Sciences Division, Ximean Ministry of Science
SUBJ: Meat tanks Sanayi Industries Flesh Hellbots

MSG BEGINS:

Tanks.

Made of meat.

We want as many as you can give us. How much money do you need?

MSG ENDS

[Southern Hell Yeah]

TO: Sadik Lambakeci, CEO of Sanayi Industries
FROM: Director Raymond F. McMullen, Bio-Sciences Division, Ximean Ministry of Science
SUBJ: Meat tanks Sanayi Industries Flesh Hellbots

MSG BEGINS:

Tanks.

Made of meat.

We want as many as you can give us. How much money do you need?

MSG ENDS

Originally, we planned on giving 50 units to our partners. However, you seem rather enthusiastic about this idea. If you are willing to give us $70 million NSD, we will produce 100 Flesh Hellbots for you. They will be shipped directly after all 100 units have been manufactured.

-Sadik Lambakeci

[The Islamic Cooperative]

"Let me get this straight." Said the ultra secretive head of the Islamic Cooperative's foreign intelligence apparatus, only known as A.

"They developed a flesh and blood battle robot, impervious to EMP attacks and Nuclear Radiation. Why isn't the War Ministry banging at the doors of these guys!?" Asked A to his aide in front of him as he put down his coffee.

"They advertise the robot as a "free-roaming tactical robots composed of flesh, bones, cartilage capable of harvesting organs", Sir. That sounds really Orwellian, and the War ministry decides that it stood against all values of the Cooperative. They dumped it." Answered A's aide.

"The War Ministry surely lacks optimist, eh?", Responded A as he grabbed a butter cookie placed beside his coffee, "The only way to control progress is by making them. I say we fund these guys with our black budget. The Cooperative will thanked us later down the line for this..."

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The Government of The Islamic Cooperative

To: Mr. Sadik Lambakeci, CEO of Sanayi Industries
From: [REDACTED], The Islamic Cooperative Foreign Ministry
Subject: Response to Sanayi Industries Offer of Partnership For the Development of "Hellbot"
Classification: Top Secret, Eyes Only

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IN THE NAME OF GOD, THE MOST GRACIOUS, THE MOST MERCIFUL

We have recently heard from our sources that your company is developing a new kind of weapon system that may revolutionize warfare, that is the "Hellbot". Our Government is deeply interested in this product of yours and are willing to support the development of the product. Our support for the development of your product would be virtually, limitless*. However, we would like to convey some of our requirements to the development of product should Sanayi Industries accepted our offer.

*Within sane and reasonable levels, of course.

Requirements:

• Development on a variant of the Hellbot that is geared towards military and scientific uses.
• A more low emission form of propulsion.
• Safeguards on the self replicating capabilities of the Hellbot have to be implemented, so to prevent a scenario of hellbots running loose, feeding on the human population
• Hellbots must not posses any form of strong AI, and must be dependent on human controllers.
• The intelligence level of the Hellbot must be limited to a reasonable degree.
• The Hellbots MUST NOT be able to access, nor programmed to seek permission to access, Civilian Database except when given explicit access to do so.
• Requirements may be subject to changes and it is the right of the Cooperative to add, change, or subtract requirements.

Regards,

[REDACTED],
The Islamic Cooperative Foreign Ministry

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PLEASE SEND YOUR REPLY THROUGH A COURIER TO THE NEAREST ISLAMIC COOPERATIVE EMBASSY

[The Recon Empire]

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To Mr Sadik Lambakeci, CEO of Sanayi Industries:

Greetings! Nexus Group International is an internal logistics company that supports the operations of The Legion Corporation and its subsidiaries worldwide. You may not have seen Nexus Group and its storefront around due to the fact that we prefer to remain anonymous,, and are not a business. We do, however, cover a wide range of logistics, security and technological needs of the Legion Corporation to make sure we are capable and efficient against the competitive market.

On recommendation by the Board of Legion, NGI will be funding your development to the tune of NS$70 million as well, on par with our Ximea counterpart, to receive the 100 Hellbots. We see potential in your developments, and we hope to work closely with you in managing many of Legion's security contracts in the near future.

Should you be willing to accept our partnership, we are happy to welcome Sanayi Industries as one of Legion's private contractors.

Thank you very much, and we hope that our letter finds you well.

Best Regards,

Lance Chandler
VP of Nexus Group International
&
Chief Security Officer
The Legion Corporation

[Southern Hell Yeah]

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The Government of The Islamic Cooperative

To: Mr. Sadik Lambakeci, CEO of Sanayi Industries
From: [REDACTED], The Islamic Cooperative Foreign Ministry
Subject: Response to Sanayi Industries Offer of Partnership For the Development of "Hellbot"
Classification: Top Secret, Eyes Only

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IN THE NAME OF GOD, THE MOST GRACIOUS, THE MOST MERCIFUL

We have recently heard from our sources that your company is developing a new kind of weapon system that may revolutionize warfare, that is the "Hellbot". Our Government is deeply interested in this product of yours and are willing to support the development of the product. Our support for the development of your product would be virtually, limitless*. However, we would like to convey some of our requirements to the development of product should Sanayi Industries accepted our offer.

*Within sane and reasonable levels, of course.

Requirements:

• Development on a variant of the Hellbot that is geared towards military and scientific uses.
• A more low emission form of propulsion.
• Safeguards on the self replicating capabilities of the Hellbot have to be implemented, so to prevent a scenario of hellbots running loose, feeding on the human population
• Hellbots must not posses any form of strong AI, and must be dependent on human controllers.
• The intelligence level of the Hellbot must be limited to a reasonable degree.
• The Hellbots MUST NOT be able to access, nor programmed to seek permission to access, Civilian Database except when given explicit access to do so.
• Requirements may be subject to changes and it is the right of the Cooperative to add, change, or subtract requirements.

Regards,

[REDACTED],
The Islamic Cooperative Foreign Ministry

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PLEASE SEND YOUR REPLY THROUGH A COURIER TO THE NEAREST ISLAMIC COOPERATIVE EMBASSY

We are sorry to inform you that your application has been denied. While we would love to accept your offer, most of your requirements are incompatible with the current vision our organization has in mind. We hope you understand.

--Sincerely, Sadik Lambakeci

[Southern Hell Yeah]

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To Mr Sadik Lambakeci, CEO of Sanayi Industries:

Greetings! Nexus Group International is an internal logistics company that supports the operations of The Legion Corporation and its subsidiaries worldwide. You may not have seen Nexus Group and its storefront around due to the fact that we prefer to remain anonymous,, and are not a business. We do, however, cover a wide range of logistics, security and technological needs of the Legion Corporation to make sure we are capable and efficient against the competitive market.

On recommendation by the Board of Legion, NGI will be funding your development to the tune of NS$70 million as well, on par with our Ximea counterpart, to receive the 100 Hellbots. We see potential in your developments, and we hope to work closely with you in managing many of Legion's security contracts in the near future.

Should you be willing to accept our partnership, we are happy to welcome Sanayi Industries as one of Legion's private contractors.

Thank you very much, and we hope that our letter finds you well.

Best Regards,

Lance Chandler
VP of Nexus Group International
&
Chief Security Officer
The Legion Corporation

We would like to thank you for your cooperation. With this funding, our goal will surely be met sooner than expected. Your offer will be accepted, and you will receive your Hellbots as soon as all 100 are manufactured.
--Sincerely, Sadik Lambakeci

[Ximea]

TO: Sadik Lambakeci, CEO of Sanayi Industries
FROM: Director Raymond F. McMullen, Bio-Sciences Division, Ximean Ministry of Science
SUBJ: Meat tanks Sanayi Industries Flesh Hellbots

MSG BEGINS:

Tanks.

Made of meat.

We want as many as you can give us. How much money do you need?

MSG ENDS

Originally, we planned on giving 50 units to our partners. However, you seem rather enthusiastic about this idea. If you are willing to give us $70 million NSD, we will produce 100 Flesh Hellbots for you. They will be shipped directly after all 100 units have been manufactured.

-Sadik Lambakeci

TO: Sadik Lambakeci, CEO of Sanayi Industries
FROM: Director Raymond F. McMullen, Bio-Sciences Division, Ximean Ministry of Science
SUBJ: RE: Sanayi Industries Flesh Hellbots

MSG BEGINS:

We find these terms acceptable. Payment will be transferred immediately.

MSG ENDS