Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus - Health Services is the for-profit organization owned and operated by Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus, best-selling author of over a dozen books and presenter of the weekly Dick Desert Health Hour on PP1, a public television station in Praciba. Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus - Health Services currently operates sixty-eight Quick Visit Clinics, thirty-five Short Stay Clinics, twelve plastic surgery clinics, thirteen Long Stay Units, nineteen retirement homes, seven detox camps, sixteen weight loss camps and six healthcare-themed casino, operating our locations in five nations. We have received a governmental charter by the Pracib government to provide quality private healthcare and healthcare-themed gambling to domestic and international citizens.
Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus - Health Services
Progress, Profit, Quality.
Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus - Health Services
Progress, Profit, Quality.
Who is that amazing Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus?
Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus, born July 7th 1960, better known by his international pen name Dr. Dick Desert, is a fully licensed and qualified Pracib plastic and dental surgeon, author, television personality, practitioner of homeopathy and inventor. Due to his outspoken and self-proclaimed amoral and anti-ethical attitude towards medicine when such ethics and morals work against it, he has been, at times, the most lauded and criticized doctor of Praciba. As one of the primary faces of healthcare and especially private healthcare in Praciba, he has been supportive and approving of alternative methods of medicine and currently holds a seat on the board of directors of the Pracib Union for Alternative and Futuristic Medicine, a governmental-funded medical think-tank aimed towards promoting and funding next-and-previous generation, alternative and complementary medicine that are not accepted or recognized by the general populace for their medicinal benefits. It further advocates alternative methods of medicine use and was one of the first organizations to promote the usage of aspirin for reasons other than pain and fever relief.
His multitude of books, including The Study of the Body: An Encyclopedia of Illness and ME: Medical Examinations, have enlightened the people of the world in regards to therapeutic meditation, hypnosis as a anesthetic and solution against smoking and psychological issues among many other things and have ensured Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus' his place as a continued guest of literary parties and events among best selling authors such as ex-President of the Pracib Republic Veloißo Vexin and Magnús-Leandro Mennevín. This and his various and numerous inventions and medical breakthroughs have allowed him to become one of Praciba's most awarded, most lauded and most visible doctors. Some of his awards and honors include a honorary doctorate in Homeopathy from the Phellor Correspondence University of Medicine, a honorary doctorate in Dental Surgery from the DeVry-Vexin Institute for Alternative Studies, a honorary degree in Plastic Surgery from the Bentrus School of Alternative Medicine and the 2012 Iba Sterjnás (People Stars) Award for Most Prolific Television Doctor. All honorary doctorates have been legalized by the Royal Council for Medical Accreditation and Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus is thus fully licensed and qualified to perform and practice Dental Surgery, Plastic Surgery and Homeopathic medicine.
Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus currently lives in Miþalos, ßiviþinam with his long-time partners Meloðiuß and Helda in their own lovely six-story apartment building. They underwent a marriage ceremony in 1995, however the Pracib government currently does not recognize non-Monsor polygamous marriages. The trio currently has four children, their eldest son is adult entertainer Þór Heldusón Tachus, better known by his stage name Dick Desert Jr..
His multitude of books, including The Study of the Body: An Encyclopedia of Illness and ME: Medical Examinations, have enlightened the people of the world in regards to therapeutic meditation, hypnosis as a anesthetic and solution against smoking and psychological issues among many other things and have ensured Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus' his place as a continued guest of literary parties and events among best selling authors such as ex-President of the Pracib Republic Veloißo Vexin and Magnús-Leandro Mennevín. This and his various and numerous inventions and medical breakthroughs have allowed him to become one of Praciba's most awarded, most lauded and most visible doctors. Some of his awards and honors include a honorary doctorate in Homeopathy from the Phellor Correspondence University of Medicine, a honorary doctorate in Dental Surgery from the DeVry-Vexin Institute for Alternative Studies, a honorary degree in Plastic Surgery from the Bentrus School of Alternative Medicine and the 2012 Iba Sterjnás (People Stars) Award for Most Prolific Television Doctor. All honorary doctorates have been legalized by the Royal Council for Medical Accreditation and Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus is thus fully licensed and qualified to perform and practice Dental Surgery, Plastic Surgery and Homeopathic medicine.
Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus currently lives in Miþalos, ßiviþinam with his long-time partners Meloðiuß and Helda in their own lovely six-story apartment building. They underwent a marriage ceremony in 1995, however the Pracib government currently does not recognize non-Monsor polygamous marriages. The trio currently has four children, their eldest son is adult entertainer Þór Heldusón Tachus, better known by his stage name Dick Desert Jr..
Where do we currently feature locations?
Dr. Þickuß 'Dick' Tachus - Health Services currently features locations in:
- Praciba
- Britonisea
- Electrum
- Jestoria
- Al Imaru