International Slave Market of Diatraba

[Diatraba]

Would you be willing to provide bios of our new slaves?

Yep
Slave 1
Name: Andy
Weight: 20 stone (127 kilos)
Likes: Food - and getting fat

Most of the others slaves are the same

[Banshee grendels]

Would you be willing to provide bios of our new slaves?

Yep
Slave 1
Name: Andy
Weight: 20 stone (127 kilos)
Likes: Food - and getting fat

Most of the others slaves are the same

Thanks, he was quite tasty.

[Gobacken-Siddona]

OOC:

Did you gey my telegram, Diatraba?

[Diatraba]

I did - but I have anti-freedom laws for slavs so I can't sell you those slaves

[Gobacken-Siddona]

I did - but I have anti-freedom laws for slavs so I can't sell you those slaves

OOC:

You have anti-freedom laws for Slavs? So what, Russians can't be free in Diatraba?

But seriously, my government will just have to think up something else.

[Diatraba]

AS OF NOW, ALL CUSTOMERS MUST USE THE ORDER FORM AND PRICELIST IN THE FIRST POST FOR ALL ORDERS

[Great Nepal]

We want 8000 slaves to work in our wepons factorys, we dont care about there race, sex etc. But we want them to be a child, and slim. More details are in the following form.

Name of State: Great Nepal
Head of Slave or Trade department (if applicable): N/A
Sex slaves (Y or N): No
Age group of slaves: Child
Characteristics: We dont care about this (just send which is cheapest)
Body condition: Slim
Special requests: Please send slaves who are able to work long and hard.

[Diatraba]

We want 8000 slaves to work in our wepons factorys, we dont care about there race, sex etc. But we want them to be a child, and slim. More details are in the following form.

Name of State: Great Nepal
Head of Slave or Trade department (if applicable): N/A
Sex slaves (Y or N): No
Age group of slaves: Child
Characteristics: We dont care about this (just send which is cheapest)
Body condition: Slim
Special requests: Please send slaves who are able to work long and hard.

Official Communique from the Director for Slaves
offizielles Kommuniqué der Direktion für Sklaven

Dear sir;
Thank you for your order. Your final bill is enclosed:
Child slave: $5,000
Wavy blonde hair: $100
Green Eyes: $10
Slim: $40
x8000
subtotal: $41,200,000
Customs Tax (10%): 4,120,000
VAT (10%): 4,120,000
GRAND TOTAL: $49,440,000

You may either pay in full, or in installments of $4,120,000 over twelve months - if you would like to negotiate on the installments, please contact me. Please wire me the money along with information on transport. If you opt for the installments option, I will telegram you with a reminder of the amount to pay once a month. Please forward all monies within three days, whichever option you chose, thank you.

Should you require assistance, further information or clarification, please do not hesitate to contact me.

I look forward to furthering trading connections between our two nations

Yours Sincerely
Arther Enoch
Director for Slaves

Sehr geehrter Herr,
Vielen Dank für Ihre Bestellung. Ihre letzte Rechnung ist beigefügt:
Kind Slave: $ 5.000
welligen blonden Haaren: $ 100
grüne Augen: $ 10
schlank: $ 40
x8000
Zwischensumme: $ 41200000
Brauchtum MwSt. (10%): 4120000
MwSt. (10%): 4120000
GESAMTBETRAG: $ 49440000

Sie können entweder in voller Länge oder in Raten von $ 4120000 zahlen mehr als zwölf Monate - wenn Sie möchten, auf die Raten zu verhandeln, kontaktieren Sie mich bitte. Bitte überweisen Sie mir das Geld zusammen mit Informationen über Verkehr. Wenn Sie sich für die Raten-Option, ich will Telegramm, das Sie mit einer Erinnerung an die Höhe zu zahlen einmal im Monat. Bitte senden Sie alle Gelder innerhalb von drei Tagen, je nachdem, welche Option Sie gewählt haben, danke.

Sollten Sie Hilfe benötigen, weitere Informationen und Klarstellungen, zögern Sie bitte nicht mich zu kontaktieren.

Ich freue mich auf Förderung der Handelsbeziehungen zwischen unseren beiden Nationen

Mit freundlichen Grüßen
Arther Enoch
Direktor für Sklaven

[Great Nepal]

To: Arther Enoch, Director for Slaves
From: Dictator of Great Nepal.

We have recived the bill. We will be paying the money at once, and I have wired over total money to you. Thank You.

-Dictator of Great Nepal

[Diatraba]

To: Arther Enoch, Director for Slaves
From: Dictator of Great Nepal.

We have recived the bill. We will be paying the money at once, and I have wired over total money to you. Thank You.

-Dictator of Great Nepal

Thank you for your custom and we hope your new workforce of children is satisfactory

Have a nice day

The Directorate for Slaves

Wir danken Ihnen für Ihr Vertrauen und wir hoffen, die neue Mitarbeiter von Kindern ist zufriedenstellend


Die Direktion für Sklaven

OOC: What are you going to use the children for? they don't strike me as an ideal age for a workforce...

[Great Nepal]

To: Arther Enoch, Director for Slaves
From: Dictator of Great Nepal.

We have recived the bill. We will be paying the money at once, and I have wired over total money to you. Thank You.

-Dictator of Great Nepal

Thank you for your custom and we hope your new workforce of children is satisfactory

Have a nice day

The Directorate for Slaves

Wir danken Ihnen für Ihr Vertrauen und wir hoffen, die neue Mitarbeiter von Kindern ist zufriedenstellend

Die Direktion für Sklaven

OOC: What are you going to use the children for? they don't strike me as an ideal age for a workforce...

OOC: Children are being used to manufacture weapons in our company. I think they are good for the the workforce as they don't strike, they don't need too much food, too much space to live in (we can put 2000 children in 1 house), They can be used for long (like when buying 15 years slave he can work for 50 years but if 5 years are bought he can work for 60 years). And children don't complain about food, working conditions etc.

[Banshee grendels]

The slaves we bought last time have now all been eaten. We will now buy more of the same.

[Diatraba]

The slaves we bought last time have now all been eaten. We will now buy more of the same.

please use the form in the first post then if you want to order some slaves

[Lord Atum]

It's extremely bad customer-service to charge for features and then add a 'no responsibility if not as advertised' disclaimer. In any civilised country that would be unenforcable due to a consumer's legal rights when purchasing such things.

I am bemused by your fixation on feeding the poor wretches in order to fatten them. Are you cannibals or something? You realise that for humans, that's not a healthy habit, yes? In fact, I am somewhat disturbed that you do not offer any over the age of eighteen with this in mind. Are you some kind of cannibal communists? I always knew there was something odd about that ideology...


High Lady Nirrti, Barbarian Controller

[Diatraba]

It's extremely bad customer-service to charge for features and then add a 'no responsibility if not as advertised' disclaimer. In any civilised country that would be unenforcable due to a consumer's legal rights when purchasing such things.

I am bemused by your fixation on feeding the poor wretches in order to fatten them. Are you cannibals or something? You realise that for humans, that's not a healthy habit, yes? In fact, I am somewhat disturbed that you do not offer any over the age of eighteen with this in mind. Are you some kind of cannibal communists? I always knew there was something odd about that ideology...


High Lady Nirrti, Barbarian Controller

No - we just have a preference for selling young people as slaves because they are so versatile. All our males are fattened - and we don't eat then - we just fatten them, that's all

[Emporer Pudu]

To: Diatraba Slave Market
From: Mr. White, foreign affairs office, Pantokratic Dominate of Emperor Pudu XLII;

The Dominate would like to secure the annual purchase of five-hundred thousand (500,000) adolescent male slaves for the next ten (10) years. The Imperial Treasury will transfer the total sum of the decade of transactions, twenty billion (20,000,000,000), immediately upon your confirmation and in whatever currency you prefer.

Name of State: The Pantokratic Dominate of Emperor Pudu XLII
Head of Slave or Trade department: not applicable
Number of slaves: 500,000
Sex slaves: Y or N
Age group of slaves: aged 1 to 8
Characteristics: alive
Body condition: intact
Special requests: order is to recur annually for a period of ten years from first delivery

Good day,
Mr. White

[Porinn]

From: Artyom Svoboda, Porinnian Department for Human Rights
To: International Slave Market of Diatraba
Subject: Dispicable acts of evil

May I begin by projecting my utter despisal for you so-called 'human beings', you disgusting masses of flesh who would dare to claim that they have souls while they put a meager value on a human life and disperse said lives globally like petty goods. We would like no more than to see your downfall, and no less than your life imprisonment.
Alas, the world is ignorant to the evils that befall its residents, and many people opt to live within their closed bubbles and shut out all that happens. "Out of sight, out of mind" as they say.
And so comes our "business proposal", while this is very controversial and we would much rather annihilate you disgusting fiends, we have come to the conclusion that the best option is to simply purchase, in bulk, these lives to be promptly freed and integrated within Porinn, should they wish.
Should you choose to refuse our offer, we shall arrange trade sanctions under the claim that you refuse to sell your goods to other nations simply based on the grounds of what they wish to do with it. Our offer is as follows:

90,000 individuals, we do not care about characteristics or race, we simply request that you sell us these people so that they may be freed
Name of State: The Free and Empowered Peoples of Porinn
Sex slaves (Y or N): N
Age group of slaves: Any and all
Characteristics: No matter
Body condition: No matter
Special requests: That they are treated with care on their delivery, we will fund this

We thank you for your business.

Artyom Svoboda

Department for Human Rights, Goya-Boyedi, Porinn

[Diatraba]

Would both customers please use the order forms on the first page - without them, your orders cannot be processed