Eden Labs a Division of Humantoir Inc.
Here at Eden Labs, we give you premade genetic weapons, and soldiers and are also able to take personalized demands. Our Hybrids as we like to call them in the lab are each genetically designed to do certain things, anything from Reconnaissance, to assassination, from being transportation to being disease spreaders, so come on down and buy the best genetics around.Eden Labs was founded as a division of Ryan J. Kerr the founder of our great nation; he called his company Techy Industries making everything from TV’s to kid’s toys to Nuclear Weapons. Here Mr. Kerr’s scientists discovered advanced cloning methods that allow them to not only to breed completely different animals, but even blends of humans and animals known as hybrids. After his death, it was thought the division had been shut down, but however the company continued to work on the project, funded by The Gothinian Government under what was then known as Project Commandment, however when rumors and conspiracies surfaced about the project most called it Project Eden after Eden Labs. After a lawsuit from PETA, a program that fights for animal rights, saying that cloning animals, is morally corrupt. Gothinian Government temporarily shut down project Eden until the election of El President in 74 CWE, who not only reenacted the project, but also banned PETA. Today we give you great military support for low prices. So why buy at anywhere else but Eden Labs.
Products and Services
Reconnaissance:
Fluffy: Description: Pursian, Sphinx or Siamese cats with increased Memory, Logistics, and Reasoning Skills, these creature were made by stimulating certain parts of the Cats brain at a young age as it grew those parts of the brain got stronger and stronger. They are designed for spy work, and reconnaissance, and being scouts.
Cost: 400 NSD each
Cost 500 NSD each ( poisonous)
Edgar: Description: Named after Edgar Allen Poe, these ravens, with like the Stac have also had their brain stimulated, to increase logistics, reasoning, and memory. They can act as Ariel spy units, looking at your enemies even if they are miles away, and not be noticed. They are designed for spy work, reconnaissance, and scouting.
Cost: 300 NSD each
Goldie’s: The Goldie’s mind has been stimulated to increase memory, logic, and reasoning skills. They act as an underwater spy, but the are best suited to guard your seas from the submerged enemy.
Cost: 100 NSD each
Camoimps: Description: They are chimps given the skin cells of a chameleon and are able to turn invisible they have had their brain stimulated to have increased intelligence.
Cost: 5,000 NSD each
Assassination:
Stinger:
Description: Flying Scorpions that has venom that can kill a full-grown man in 10 minutes; they are the best in swarms. However the user may be at risk at getting stung, they cannot have offspring naturally and are best for individual assassination or mass destruction. (Eden Labs is not responsible for any illness, death or injuries caused by product(s)).
Cost: 50 NSD each.
Antidote: 300 NSD
Biters:
Description: They are spiders that have a very venomous bite and are very hard to kill, they can survive being squished. They have a venom that causes a feeling of one’s flesh being on fire and unbearable pain before killing the subject, one hour later. They also can have 300 children in one week They are best suited for siege craft, assassination, and silencing opposers.
Cost: 65 NSD each
Antidote: 500 NSD
Catian:
Description: Someone decided that the Stac was simply not enough and genetically began making Catians.
A hybridation of humans and cats. They are as smart as a human and have quicker reflexes than the average human due to stimulation of the adrenal gland. They are faster than an olympic runner, trained to kill and can quickly hide in the shadows after a successful assassination. They have an average of 10, 3 inch claws that can act as daggers if you don’t want to arm them. If you want the best, we can give you a Catian that has even faster reaction time, reflexes and faster running, we can do this by stimulating the adrenal gland and the muscles even more. They are best suited for assassination, or being personal guards for yourself. They are also the most receptive to genetic modification.
Cost: Normal: 15,001 NSD each
Super: 30,000 NSD each
Vampiric: 20,000 NSD each
Winged: 17,000 NSD each
Guards/Soldiers:
Hellhound: German Shepherds, Golden Retrievers,Labrador, and Blood Hounds with a few genetic features of the Vampire Bat, such as echolocation, and the ability to suck blood out of victims. Be careful when feeding.
cost: 3,000 NSD each
cost:: 6,000 NSD each ( Super sized)
Minotuars: By hybridizing a bull and a man, the minotaur was born. He is more or less a tank in combat and it takes many people to take this bad boy down. However they also move as fast as one, for their weight makes it hard for them to move. They are best used as soldiers. Also they can be at times some what aggressive.
Cost: 20,000 NSD
Lunas: A hybrid between, a wolf or Labrador and a man, it has a heightened sense of smell and hearing, they prefer to instinctively hunt and work in packs, making them great guards. They have the same level of intelligence as an average human, and are extremely loyal.
Cost: 15,000 NSD
Vamps: Bat like humanoids cable of flight and would be you eye in the sky, and able to give you a signal if necessary. Great look outs. But they don’t like working during the day.
Cost: 15,250 NSD each
Trackers: Bees that will follow you and sting you if you get too close to the hive. The bees have poisonous stingers. They are best for use as a trap. They do this because we have stimulated their brains to instinctively be aggressive.
Cost: 1000 NSD per bee hive.
Transportation:
Wolvens: These are wolves and or dogs( any breed) that have been genetically modified to be very big, averaging 8 feet long and 6 feet tall, these things make great hunting companions and also a great source of transportation. Can ussually hold up to four people. By stimulating the pituitary gland which controls growth, we have made it so they grow faster and have grown bigger.
Cost: 4,000 NSD each
Mammoths: Our labs have brought these magnificent creatures back to life and are now able to become your new ride. Averaging 8.5 to 9 feet tall and weighing 4.4 tons these things are great for both normal transport and warfare. They can carry tons of supplies and weapons.
Cost: 7,000 NSD each
Nelly: for those interested in the sea we have nelly, a formally extinct plesiosaurus, now brought back to life by eden labs. They are best used as one person vehicles.
Cost: 5,000 NSD
Dragons: After revving some Pterodactyls we genetical modified them to be stronger, breath fire and carry tons of weight while flying. This would make a good alternative to planes. They breath fire and have a form of echolocation.
Cost: 8,000 NSD each
Diseases:
The bubonic plague: a disease of the middle ages killing a third of Europe and roughly half of Asia.
Symptoms include:
Fever
Chills
Seizures
Buboes
Gangrene
Note: This disease is spread by fleas through biting rats.
More Information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhoid_fever Here
Cost: One Vial of diseased blood for infection for another: 2.5 Billion NSD
Cure: 5 Billion NSD
More coming soon.
Overax: A parasite that gets into a victims brain and controls him/her making the subject display zombie like symptoms, like a lack of logistics, reasoning and memory and are not are not as coordinated, and are most likely spotted for this lack of motor control. But you can control the parasite through the use of electronic devices or chemicals, and can make Overax's victim obey your commands to kill, chase, kidnap, etc.
Cost: 7.9 Billion NSD
We also accept new ideas for products to sell and also take personal requests.
