Byzantium™ Exotic Animal Products and Remedies (OPEN)

by **Untaroicht** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 3:05 pm

Byzantium™ Exotic Animal Products and Remedies

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This official and sacred seal of approval from The Holy Autocratic Kingdom of Untaroicht comfirms this storefront’s status as a licensed and well-regulated corporation of the Untaroichii international grey-market, and is hereby exempt from any and all bans and punitive taxation in regards to environmental laws. Furthermore, the sale of formerly contraband items gained through poaching is now avaliable for sale from this corporation alone, in exchange for co-operation in scientific research, funding the nation's conservation efforts, and increased tariffs. This has been decreed by The Royal Minister of Economics and The Third Position. Equal in service to Huey Tlatoani and Christ!

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by **Untaroicht** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 3:07 pm

Our CEO, Dr. Leeroy MacLeod’s guarantee to our valued costumers:

About Us

Our exclusive hunting, harvesting, and preservation process can provide you will all the exotic animal organs, tissue, furs, bones, and bodily fluids you need to potentially Lose weight, look younger, beat cancer, prevent heart attacks and strokes, cure insomnia, reverse balding, treat depression, anxiety, ED, OCD, PTSD, ADD, lactose Intolerance, Incontinence, restless leg system, and a whole lot more!

Our products are 100% authentic, guaranteed to be perfectly natural, and non-toxic! We thoroughly sterilize and neutralize the bacteria and other pollutants from all animal remains, to ensure they are perfectly safe for your consumption. So don’t wait one more minute! End your suffering, enhance your life, and be the best person you can be before these offers go by!

History and Legality

Byzantium was founded by our current CEO in business, Dr. Leeroy MacLeod. Climbing out of the gutter and into wealth and prestige, he now offers his keys to success with the world

All of our products come
from the wild Untaroichii Serengeti

Leeroy was born to a family of lowlifes in the slums of a megacity of The New Frenco Empire. Despite their low social status, his family was able to immigrate to Untaroicht when he was at age 6, allowing him to climb his way up the caste system and receive a Ph.D. in business with a Bachelor’s degree in Wildlife and Fisheries. Thanks to generous scholarship grants from the government making his education completely free, he is living the dream!

With his new education, he tapped into a dangerous and risky market regarded by many as poaching. However, since day one we have worked hand-in-hand with government officials in Untaroicht to ensure everything we do and sell is 100% guareanteed to be legal. Our key to this is that we donate half of the remains of anything we kill to science and fund conservation efforts, so that our small and temporary damages to the environment can quickly recover.

Our company is named after the mighty Greek Empire, due to a legend concerning how a group of Eastern Orthodox monks smuggled silk worms from imperial china back to Constantinople, allowing the empire to have a monopoly in the silk market in Europe for centuries.

by **Untaroicht** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 3:12 pm

Our Products

NOTE ON PREMIUM PRODUCTS:

Our "Premium Products" section is the more expensive portion of our store, due to the risks involved with the hunting process and market fluctuations. These products can command tens of thousands of dollars but more then make up for their price in power, so buying in bulk isn't the advised method.

NOTE ON DISCOUNT PRODUCTS:

Our discount product section is more suitable for those in the middle to lower classes, but are not in any way reduced in quality to match the reduced prices. These are the best products suited for buying in bulk!

by **Untaroicht** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 3:14 pm

Order Form, Investing, and Partnerships

Order Form

Code: Select all: [b]Nation Name:[/b] [b]Products Requested and How Many:[/b] [b]Any special information, comments, or requests?[/b]

App for Investing and/or a Partnership (Please include a message for our CEO if interested)

Code: Select all: [b]Company Name:[/b] [b]Investor/CEO of partnering company’s name:[/b] [b]Reason for partnership and/or investment:[/b] [b]Percentage of Equity requested[/b] [b]Investment amount in NSD[/b]

by **The Hels syndicate** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:14 pm

salutations by the Hels syndicate, I run a multinational corporation and is looking to expand broaden our companies horizon in our views and fields we are in though we do not have has much experience in this field. You just need some capital to kickstart your dream and business.That is why we would be more than happy to give you a investment. Best wishes and godspeed ,
Company Name:JWW Soultions
Investor/CEO of partnering company’s name:James Spark
Reason for partnership and/or investment:We have been trying to get into the animal products and remedies service for along time. This company will be a perfect match to let us get in to the industry.
Percentage of Equity requested:35%
Investment amount in NSD:4.5 Billion USD
James Spark
Head of JWW Soultions
The Hels syndicate

by **Untaroicht** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:06 am

Dear CEO James Spark:

While we here at Byzantium™ Inc thank you very much for your interest and considerably generous offer, I believe that handing out over a third of our corporation this early in it's lifespan wouldn't be the best decision. Would you be willing to accept a counter-offer of 20% equity for 3 Billion NSD?

-Dr Leeroy Macleod, CEO Byzantium™ Inc.

by **The Recon Empire** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:29 am

To Dr. Leeroy MacLeod of Byzantium™ Exotic Animal Products and Remedies

Greetings! On behalf of the Legion Corporation, we would like to invest heavily in your company. Being a related company through The Crown Federation of Recon, we hope to boost your businesses along with ours, to reach a mutually beneficial deal.

We hope to invest $8 billion in 35% of your company, and with that, comes a whole list of added values guaranteed:

- With this share hold, will transfer the control of 25% to a representative of your company. The Legion Corporation will in no way attempt to affect the runnings of this company through this amount during board meetings, hence only utilizing 10% of our share hold. We want to keep your company runnings as raw as possible to your initial direction and fit the flow of your company vision. We, however, expect to be paid in accordance of the dividends provided from the 35%. This would help to secure 35% of unsold shares that will protect your company in cases of corporate coup or corporate monopoly. The Legion Corporation reserves the right to alter the representative from BEAPR in the advice of King Ezlizuma and Dr MacLeod.

- Our subsidiary, Legion Insurances is willing to become a corporate partner of Byzantium™ Exotic Animal Products and Remedies, with the Legion Corporation's full subsidies for a complimentary 2-year Legion Deluxe Entity Plan. This will provide all-rounded insurance coverage for all your products and guarantee your customer's trust. Do apply to become a corporate partner if you are interested in this complimentary option.

- Our other subsidiary, Legion Properties Group is also happy to gift your CEO, Dr. MacLeod, one of the six(two remaining) exclusive waterpod residences, aptly named the Rémi Waterpod Residences, a high-end futuristic residence, costing at $60 million per pod. This is a complimentary deal for our partners that we feel have worked closely with us, and we hope to encourage even greater cooperation in the future. We require an acknowledgement regarding this deal.

- Do also note that we have a finite sinking fund and the costs that will be invested will be deducted from it.

Attached is our application form:

Company Name: The Legion Corporation
Investor/CEO of partnering company’s name: H.I.M. Mr Lee Hong Xuan, CEO of the Legion Corporation
Reason for partnership and/or investment: Member nation's company and interested future cooperation between corporations.
Percentage of Equity requested 35%
Investment amount in NSD $8 billion

Thank you very much, and we hope to hear back from you soon!

Sincerely yours,

Sir Edward Lovin
Executive President
The Legion Corporation

and

Mr Benjamin Crawford
Director of Acquisitions and Investments
The Legion Corporation

by **Untaroicht** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:35 pm

The Recon Empire wrote:
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To Dr. Leeroy MacLeod of Byzantium™ Exotic Animal Products and Remedies

Greetings! On behalf of the Legion Corporation, we would like to invest heavily in your company. Being a related company through The Crown Federation of Recon, we hope to boost your businesses along with ours, to reach a mutually beneficial deal.

We hope to invest $8 billion in 35% of your company, and with that, comes a whole list of added values guaranteed:

- With this share hold, will transfer the control of 25% to a representative of your company. The Legion Corporation will in no way attempt to affect the runnings of this company through this amount during board meetings, hence only utilizing 10% of our share hold. We want to keep your company runnings as raw as possible to your initial direction and fit the flow of your company vision. We, however, expect to be paid in accordance of the dividends provided from the 35%. This would help to secure 35% of unsold shares that will protect your company in cases of corporate coup or corporate monopoly. The Legion Corporation reserves the right to alter the representative from BEAPR in the advice of King Ezlizuma and Dr MacLeod.

- Our subsidiary, Legion Insurances is willing to become a corporate partner of Byzantium™ Exotic Animal Products and Remedies, with the Legion Corporation's full subsidies for a complimentary 2-year Legion Deluxe Entity Plan. This will provide all-rounded insurance coverage for all your products and guarantee your customer's trust. Do apply to become a corporate partner if you are interested in this complimentary option.

- Our other subsidiary, Legion Properties Group is also happy to gift your CEO, Dr. MacLeod, one of the six(two remaining) exclusive waterpod residences, aptly named the Rémi Waterpod Residences, a high-end futuristic residence, costing at $60 million per pod. This is a complimentary deal for our partners that we feel have worked closely with us, and we hope to encourage even greater cooperation in the future. We require an acknowledgement regarding this deal.

- Do also note that we have a finite sinking fund and the costs that will be invested will be deducted from it.

Attached is our application form:

Company Name: The Legion Corporation
Investor/CEO of partnering company’s name: H.I.M. Mr Lee Hong Xuan, CEO of the Legion Corporation
Reason for partnership and/or investment: Member nation's company and interested future cooperation between corporations.
Percentage of Equity requested 35%
Investment amount in NSD $8 billion

Thank you very much, and we hope to hear back from you soon!

Sincerely yours,

Sir Edward Lovin
Executive President
The Legion Corporation

and

Mr Benjamin Crawford
Director of Acquisitions and Investments
The Legion Corporation

Dear Sir Edward Lovin and Mr. Benjamin Crawford;

While hesitant at first to lose over a third of our equity, we have come to the conclusion that this offer would greatly help to kickstart our company into the international market; and therefore we are happy to accept your offer! You have our promise and legal backing that all of your requests will be fulfilled to the upmost ability.

-Dr. Leeroy MacLeod, CEO Byzantium Inc.

by **Seripheap** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:00 pm

Do you anything for scientific purposes ??

by **Untaroicht** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:17 pm

To Whom It May Concern:

The legal status of our products comes from our close co-opperation with Untaroicht's biologists and other wildlife scientists, as well as a good percentage of our profits being re-directed to fund further conservation effort. As for foreigners, we only offer to sell our products unless they are partnership corporations seeking to help our research and development division, but it of no concern of ours what they are used for once they are sold and shipped to our valued customers. Thank you for your interest in Byzantium Inc.

- Dr. Leeroy MacLeod, CEO

by **The Hels syndicate** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:39 pm

Untaroicht wrote:
Dear CEO James Spark:

While we here at Byzantium™ Inc thank you very much for your interest and considerably generous offer, I believe that handing out over a third of our corporation this early in it's lifespan wouldn't be the best decision. Would you be willing to accept a counter-offer of 20% equity for 3 Billion NSD?

-Dr Leeroy Macleod, CEO Byzantium™ Inc.

salutations by the Hels syndicate,I would be glad to accept you counter offer. My legal team has prepared some legal documents for you and when you sign them you will receive your check. Best wishes and godspeed
James Spark
Head of JWW Soultions
The Hels syndicate

by **Insanica** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:23 pm

Nation Name: Insanica
Products Requested and How Many: Tiger Bones (1 kilogram) Elephant Tusks (1 kilogram), Great White Shark Tooth Necklace (2)
Any special information, comments, or requests? n/a

by **Untaroicht** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 6:11 pm

To our recent valued customer:

We would like to gladly confirm that your order has been processed, and thank you very much for choosing to shop with Byzantium™. We are also happy to inform you that, because of your status as our first customer overseas, a 10% discount has been applied to your first purchase! Upon confirmation of payment, your item will be dispatched immediently and should arrive within 3-4 business days.

Your total comes to $77,715 NSD. Payment should be made via the Royal Bank of The Third Position in Tlaxtiqueruk via cheque or cash (please visit http://www.TTP.gov.unt to deposit the payment online) to the account 'Byzantium Inc.' (account number: XXXXXXX). We hope you enjoy your order and insist that if you have any questions or comments, please do not hesitate to contact us so we can ensure your upmost satisfaction.

We hope you consider shopping again with us in the future!

Signed: Dr. Leeroy MacLeod, CEO of Byzantium™ Inc, Animal Products and Remedies

by **Insanica** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 6:16 pm

From: the President of Insanica
To: Byzantium Inc.

We would like to confirm that the payment has been transferred to your Royal Bank. We thank you for doing business and also thank you for the generous discount.

Signed,
Prez of Insanica

by **Untaroicht** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:30 pm

Dear James Spark, Head of JWW Solutions of The Hels Syndicate:

Unfortunately, we have to ultimately decline your investment offer in light of our recent partnership with Legion Corp. Sorry, maybe next time!

- Dr. Leeroy MacLeod

by **Rawlincia** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:59 pm

To- Byzantium
From- Rawlincian Exterior Trade Affairs
________________________________________
After review of the standards of your country and the proven ineffectiveness of most of your products Rawlincia has decided to BAN All products except Alligator Meat. Do NOT attempt trade to ANY Rawlincian Citizens or you will be faced with HARSH penalties. We know the importance of Natural Remedies but mostly from plants.

by **Untaroicht** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:35 pm

A message from Chicahua "Rubberneck" Ixtli, Chief of Security of Byzantium™ Inc. to whomever it may concern:
If you ban our products in your nation, that's your choice and your loss.

While we will obey the laws of the international market, we will not tolerate threats or insults to our company, our employees, our customers, and our nation. I run a very tight security operation in such scenarios, and failing that we are backed by Caligula's Legion, the armed forces of The Holy Autocratic Kingdom of Untaroicht... and a considerably larger one then your, I might add. Don't do something stupid you'll later regret.

by **Mephistophilia** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:28 pm

Nation Name: Mephistophilia
Products Requested and How Many: Would it be possible to provide live specimens? We are looking for Dolphins that we can train for military applications. For this first order would a quantity of 10 young dolphins be doable? Significant compensation would of course be provided, as we are aware of the increased difficulty.
Any special information, comments, or requests? We see that you're getting harassed a bit from certain pesky groups and in the interest of future business deals, we decided to give you a gift of a nuclear IRBM from NukeMart as a deterrent from annoying problem nations. This gift is yours to accept or refuse, but we sincerely hope you accept this gesture of our goodwill. In addition, should you ever require legal or military assistance in the future, we would be happy to help.

With Regards,
Admiral Abixion
Mephistophilian 5th fleet

by **Rawlincia** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:05 am

Untaroicht wrote:
Rawlincia wrote:To- Byzantium
From- Rawlincian Exterior Trade Affairs
________________________________________
After review of the standards of your country and the proven ineffectiveness of most of your products Rawlincia has decided to BAN All products except Alligator Meat. Do NOT attempt trade to ANY Rawlincian Citizens or you will be faced with HARSH penalties. We know the importance of Natural Remedies but mostly from plants.

A message from Chicahua "Rubberneck" Ixtli, Chief of Security of Byzantium™ Inc. to whomever it may concern:
If you ban our products in your nation, that's your choice and your loss.

While we will obey the laws of the international market, we will not tolerate threats or insults to our company, our employees, our customers, and our nation. I run a very tight security operation in such scenarios, and failing that we are backed by Caligula's Legion, the armed forces of The Holy Autocratic Kingdom of Untaroicht... and a considerably larger one then your, I might add. Don't do something stupid you'll later regret.

Who said anything about violence, by harsh penalties I mean a 100% tarriff on all Untarouicht products.

by **Untaroicht** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 3:17 pm

(OOC: Sorry for the late replies, the internet, cable, and phone has been out in my neighborhood for the past few days)

HIGHLY ENCRYPTED: SECURE LINE

To Admiral Abixion, Mephistophilian 5th fleet

While normally we keep a strict policy on only selling the animal after it's been killed, I happen to have connections to the black market in Hong Kong. With a few favors here and there, I have been able to retrieve 10 healthy and juvenile Indo-Pacific Bottlenose Dolphins to be shipped to you immediately...that is, after you wire 12 million NSD to Byzantium™ Inc.'s bank account. Do keep in mind this is a once-in-a-lifetime offer, as we won't be selling live animals again anytime soon....but we couldn't resist the offer from such a high ranking official in a foreign military!

- Dr. Leeroy MacLeod, CEO Byzantium™ Inc.

by **Mephistophilia** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 8:11 am

To: Dr. Leeroy MacLeod, CEO Byzantium™ Inc

I am very happy with this development. The funds have now been wired to your account.
I hope to do further business with you in the future.

With regards,
Admiral Abixion, Mephistophilian 5th fleet

by **Untaroicht** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:57 pm

Duely noted, we will refrain from seeling our products to your citizens unless they are interested in our alligator meat.

-- Chicahua "Rubberneck" Ixtli, Chief of Security of Byzantium™ Inc

by **The Recon Empire** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:30 am

To Byzantium™ Exotic Animal Products and Remedies:

Greetings! Legion Hypermarkets is a global hypermarket retail chain, and we'd like to cordially invite BEAPR to be one of our first few opening items on the shelves of our hypermarkets and branches! We are currently scouting for products to be sold on our shelves, and we believe that your products will do extremely well considering its recognition in the international platform!

If you are interested, we hope that you will apply at our storefront! Thank you very much and we hope to hear from you soon!

All the best,

Mr Tony Blake
Associate President of Supply Acquisitions
Legion Hypermarkets
The Legion Corporation

by **Untaroicht** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:44 pm

Mr. Tony Blake:

While we appreciate the gesture and are more then happy with our current partnership with The Legion Corporation, we do not think this offer will be in Byzantium's best interests, due to how expensive some of our products can be and how hard it can be to regularly ship them in bulk. We hope you understand our decision, and still hope to do business with us in the future.

- Dr. Leeroy MacLeod, CEO Byzantium™ Inc.

by **The God-Emperors Terran Empire** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:55 pm

Nation Name:
The (God-Emperors) Terran Empire

Products Requested and How Many:
Tiger bones (300 Lbs.)
Rhino horn (120 Lbs.)
Black Bear bile (85 Lbs.)

Any special information, comments, or requests?
We would like this amount to be delivered on a monthly basis, if at all possible.
Furthermore, we apologize for using a different unit scale; as we only use European measurements for size and distances.

Also, Lord Minister Volkoff is is considering a partnership with Volkoff Enterprises, if this deal proves satisfactory (Not to mention feasible!).

Kind regards,
- The Imperial Ministry of Commerce, representing Alexander IV Volkoff