The Free Kingdom of Allanea Requires Spoiled Milk
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:13 am
The Ministry of War of the Free Kingdom of Allanea wishes to procure a large quantity of milk. Because it is not intended to be used for food, it is possible for the milk be in less-than-usual quality, or past its expiration date.
Because the use we plan to have for this milk is fairly unconventional, it is possible for this to be cow milk, goat milk, powdered milk, or any other kind of milk that can be purchased in large quantities. We are happy to also entertain, for the purpose of our operations, the purchase of large quantities of sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and other agricultural organics.
These milk shipments should be delivered by us via the use of Allanean military oil tankers (GPT in size). Because the milk will not be at any point consumed by human beings or other sapients, hygiene failures are acceptable to an extent, as is the milk being spoiled.
Naturally we will not disclose the nature of our milk operations. On our side, all milk shipments will be handled by professional personnel in HAZMAT gear.
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