Slipp, Tripp, Skipp, and Associates Legal Services

[Rich and Corporations]

Slipp, Tripp, Skipp, and Associates is a full service law firm, providing tax advice, assisting in criminal and civil cases, arbitrations, patent law, and many other laws, including customary law. Founded by Ichabod Slipp in 1996, it is the finest and most ethical law firm in all of Rich and Corporations.

A retainer is $10,000 a month, legal fees are $200 per hour.

[Puzikas]

Dear Slipp, Tripp, Skipp, and Associates:

With great urgency, we are contacting your services to inform you Slipp, Tripp, Skipp, and Associates Legal Services have been determined, upon analysis of our legal team, to be in violation of Patent #220291: Copyright of commercial partnership of two or more persons, whose clients require assistant in legal matters.
In addition, review of public information has reviled you to be in infringement of Patent #321856: Use of potted plant belonging to the botanical group known as Pteridophyta as interior decor. This patent is incidental due to a typing error, but none the less, stands as having been violated.

We have evaluated damages of your infringement to be the sum of sixty two trillion, five hundred thousand, eight six dollars and seventeen cents ($62,000,000,500,086.17) NSD. This patent is held by Verges, Inc., and payment shall be made payable to Verges, Inc. As such.

Failure to respond will result in involvement of authorities.

-Kushilevitz Goldenberg, Verges, Inc. Legal.

[Rich and Corporations]

Dear Slipp, Tripp, Skipp, and Associates:

With great urgency, we are contacting your services to inform you Slipp, Tripp, Skipp, and Associates Legal Services have been determined, upon analysis of our legal team, to be in violation of Patent #220291: Copyright of commercial partnership of two or more persons, whose clients require assistant in legal matters.
In addition, review of public information has reviled you to be in infringement of Patent #321856: Use of potted plant belonging to the botanical group known as Pteridophyta as interior decor. This patent is incidental due to a typing error, but none the less, stands as having been violated.

We have evaluated damages of your infringement to be the sum of sixty two trillion, five hundred thousand, eight six dollars and seventeen cents ($62,000,000,500,086.17) NSD. This patent is held by Verges, Inc., and payment shall be made payable to Verges, Inc. As such.

Failure to respond will result in involvement of authorities.

-Kushilevitz Goldenberg, Verges, Inc. Legal.

Dear Kushilevitz Goldenberg,

My client is willing to settle all claims as well as cease and desist in infringing upon your claims for a total sum of 17 cents to be mailed by check.

-Lilah Morgan, of Wolfram & Hart