Visit Bratoslovoukia

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Visit Bratoslovoukia, a land filled with gorgeous mountains and spacious taigas, ideal for the photographer. Visit Bratoslovoukia, a land filled with even more beautiful women, ideal for a man looking for a bride. Visit Bratoslovoukia a nation where pristine beaches and beautiful waters surround the nation, ideal for the vacationing family. Visit Bratoslovoukia, a land where yes is the answer to everything except elections, marijuana, sodomy, and terrorism, ideal for some looking for a get away. Looking for a vacation spot that is exaltation for the entire family, even grandpa. Visit Bratoslovoukia^TM.

Tourist Attractions:

Bratvit

Visit our nation's glorious capital at Bratvit nestled in a massive bay perfect for all kinds of watersports including Jet Skis and Banana Boats. Kayaking is a national sport so be sure to take a Kayak tour up the massive and scenic Bratvia river. Indulge in decadent food and gambling and go to bed in your affordable five star hotel, possibly with one of Bratvit's many beautiful escorts. As you sip your Vin Mariani from one of Bratvit's many Alcohol Repositories by the seashore and look out over the pristine Bay of Bratvit in the morning you will dream of a night out on the town in Opium Dens and magnificent casinos such as the BGT Absolut (left)

. Drink traditional Bratoslovoukian vodka in cafes on Vannevar Hill while Bratoslovoukia's pure snow pours from the heavens. Smoke fresh cigars at the factory. Drink fresh coca wines just from the distillery. Even test fire an assault rifle right at police test range in downtown Bratvit for a minimal fee. Go shopping at the Imperial Shopping Center. If you think there is nothing for kids to do, you'd be very wrong.

Kids have their own decadent activities also. Take you child to one of Bratvit's many frozen custard parlors and then burn off the calories in one of the many indoor sky diving houses all over Uptown. Buy them some M-80s in Chinatown. Teach them how to shoot a gun using the finest guns in the world at the police range.

Those guns are Bratoslovoukian. Bratoslovoukia, with 97% adherence rate to Judaism, is the perfect place to have your child Bar Mitzvah'd in one of our magnificent crystal banquet halls. Take them big game hunting Congo style with jeep mounted machine gun in one of the massive game parks that adorn the city. If you child is more studious, take them to one of Bratoslovoukia's famous libraries in Uptown like the Gloria Bringovoric Memorial Library (right). For another minimal fee, you and your child can take a ride in a Sukhoi Su-35. Other activities include a 20,000,000 square feet amusement park just outside of city limits including one of the fastest roller coasters in the world.

Want to experience a bit of Bratoslovoukia's history. Venture into the past at the Bratoslovoukian National Museum in Imperial Star Square or the Bratvian Peoples' Museum in the Kordechek District. If you are more technically or scientifically inclined you may wish to go to Bratviapolytechnika Museum, which features over 10,000 hands on exhibits detailing topics from gun firing mechanisms to tram engines to rockets with live demonstration every 15 minutes. The museum is over 15,000,000 square feet but trams function taking you across the museum. It is advisable to purchase a museum guide pass which allows you to enter the museum an hour early avoiding the rush of visitors which can amount to over two million visitors a day.

As for Grandpa, the National Arts Gallery is popular amongst elderly citizens as well as the aforementioned libraries. If the elderly member(s) of your family would like to listen to music, there is always a classical music concert in Imperial Star Park just outside of Imperial Star Square.

No trip to Bratvit is complete without an hour or two in one of Bratvit's beautiful beer halls. That's fun for the whole family.

Imperial Star Square

Imperial Star Square (left) is a place of national importance to every single Bratoslovoukian citizen.

It separates Imperial Star Palace, the Bratoslovoukia Capitol and residence of the Emperor, (right)

from the Imperial Shopping Center. On the left of the Square is the Bratoslovoukian National Museum and across from that is the Ministry Building, which house the ministry meeting hall and the State Department, most of the Offices of the Ministries are in the palace. Presence in the Imperial Star Complex by foreign nationals requires an evaluation by IKON, the Bureau of State Security, and a full body check which is required of Bratoslovoukian nationals as well. The Imperial Shopping Center is 12,000,000 square feet and the only mall in the city.

Bratavia
Bratavia is the real tourist center in Bratoslvoukia. There are 568 casinos and entertainment centers in the entire city. The decadent and luxurious city is built on tropical New Bratvia Island in the Southwest of Bratoslovoukia. Home to 234 Million people, It is young in spirit, but old in history.

. Gorgeous shopping malls dot the massive city. Women can indulge in the finest coffee this side of Xanadou while shopping at malls with everything from Gucci to Ferrari. Men can test drive Bratvia Motors cars in the Bratoslovoukia Grand Prix Course while children spend their days at the Broznetz Amusement Park (Below)

and splash in the Bratavia Springs Indoor Pool and Water Park Complex. Not much else can be said for Bratavia. It is a gem for the tourist to discover.

Vacations:

Visa:
A visa allowing entry for 6 months is only available for NS$150 through this application :

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Vacation Packages:
There are many luxurious vacation packages that include a capable tour guide and prearranged flights and accommodations. Includes visa.

Adult Sight-seeing Package:

2 Nights in Bratvit at the Sevastopol Prospekt Hotel-Visitors will experience Bratolsovoukian culture at its best with museum, food, and arts.
1 Night traveling up the Bratvia River in luxury enclosed canoes-Visitors will travel up the river visiting scenic mining towns and eating traditional food and enjoying the magnificent mountainous landscape.
2 Nights in Danielsgrad at Ritz Carlton Danielsgrad- Visitors will go on hikes through the Danielsgrad taigas and visit traditional corporations in the city of Danielsgrad.
4 Nights in Bratavia at Ritz Carlton Bratavia-Visitors will be allowed time to sun bathe and gamble but also have to option to go on guided tours through the massive city.
1 Night in Bratvit at Sevastopol Prospekt Hotel-This will wrap up the trip while visitors are given a special performance at the National Theater by the National Ballet and the Army Circus.
Cost: NS$2250 per person
Months: Aug-Dec, Mar-Jul
Trip Lenght: 11 Nights

Family Sight-seeing Package

3 Nights in Bratvit at the Sevastopol Prospekt Hotel-Visitors will sample local food and entertainment such as comedy shows and time at the vast Amusement parks in Bratvit.
4 Nights in Bratavia at the Ritz Carlton Bratavia-Visitors will tour the local shows and amusement parks and spend some time playing in and soaking up the sun by the beach.
2 Nights in Bratosibirsk in luxury tents-A family bonding camping trip will take place in luxury tents in the wilderness of Bratosibirsk. Hearty Bratoslovoukian food will warm visitors bellies.
1 Night in Bratvit at the Sevastopol Prospekt Hotel-Visitors will have a special performance by the National Ballet and Army Circus before spending a happy night in a family-oriented beer hall.
Cost: NS$1950 per person
Months: Year Round
Trip Length: 10 Nights

Old Lady Adventure Trip

4 Nights in Bratvit at the Sevastopol Prospekt Hotel-Visitors will shop and sample traditional Bratoslovoukia culture.
4 Nights in Bratavia at the Ritz Carlton Bratavia-Visitors will shop and gamble.
Cost: NS$2150 Per Person
Months: Year Round
Trip Length:8 Nights

Bad Boys Bachelor Trip
8 Nights in Bratavia-Gambling and Entertainment(wink wink)
Cost: NS$3150 Per Person
Months: Year Round
Trip Length:8 Nights

Visit Bratoslovoukia^TM

[Bratoslovoukia]

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Name(s): Gergely Fenyves
Age: 23
Weight: 90 kg
Height: 2m
Criminal Record (y/n): n
Final Cost: Adult Sightseeing Package + Visa = 2400 NSD

[New Edom]

To: the Ministry of Tourism, Bratoslouvakia
From: The Ministry of Tourism, the Allied States of New Edom

We would like to make travel arrangements through our Travel Division as follows:

Adult Sight-seeing Package:
= 22,250,000

1,000Family Sight-seeing Package
=19,500,000

1000 x Old Lady Adventure Trip
= 21,500,000

1000 x Bad Boys Bachelor Trip
= 31,500,000

For a total of 94.750,000 NSD.

We hope to send more people to your beautiful country soon.

sincerely,
Undersecretary Fanon
Ministry of Tourism.

[Bratoslovoukia]

All purchases confirmed. We look forward to doing more business with more tourists.