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Nobility only for the noble? That's a lie! Now, even you can become nobility!

How?
The newly founded nation of the Grittonian Isles is led by the forward-thinking minds of our Kangdents, Frederoid I and Vincent Paul I, who are of Royal birth, being part of the Du Grittonii-family. In order to raise funds for the Grittonian Isles treasury, we, Grittonian Nobility Inc., have been founded to grant you, be you either multi-millionaire or some bum on the streets, titles of nobility. Just wire us the money after sending your very own Nobility Application and then you will receive your very own Nobility Title and Documents stating that nobility within 4 to 6 weeks*.

*Delivery within the 4 to 6 weeks term are not certain. Some locations and nations may receive their nobility titles after a larger span of time due to problems with the post service of the nation and/or other things. Grittonian Nobility Inc. and the Government of the Grittonian Isles cannot be held responsible for any harm/damage caused by our products.

Why?
Why not? Be the big man at parties when you flash around your title as Duke of the Antadingus Islands! Or show your boss who's who when you get fed up with his attitude. Who is he to shout at the Baroness of the Triolectra Island Group! Or, if you are a Monarch or Leader of some obscure nation or a less obscure nation wanting to make himself look more important, just buy a title as Grand Duke of the Order of Nobility! Sure, there are thousands of other Dukes of the Antadingus Islands, more than five-hundred Baronesses of the Triolectra Island Group and over fifty Grand Dukes of the Order of Nobility, but how big is the chance that they will know that? Impress the ladies or men or both with your new title of nobility today!

What you will receive in our new Noble Title Pack:
* Your chosen Deed of Individual Noble Title Ownership
* Information about The Kingdom of the Grittonian Isles
* History Of The Grittonian Isles
* Location Information about The Grittonian Isles
* Photos of the Kingdom
* Official Folder to keep all your documents safe

Order now*!

*Titles of nobility only count for the person buying them. None of the titles are hereditary nor passable through marriage.

What?
This is how you order at the Grittonian Nobility Inc. shop! Simply pick a title and then a location and/or group, after which you add up the totals of the numbers next to the titles and location and/or group.

Titles:
Poobah/Poobess ($1000,00)
Principal/Principaless ($2500,00)
Baronet/Baronetess ($2500,00)
Baron/Baroness ($5000,00)
Jonkheer/Jonkvrouw ($5000,00)
Viscount/Viscountess ($7500,00)
Lord/Lady ($10.000,00)
Duke/Duchess ($25.000,00)
Grand Poobah/Grand Poobess ($25.000,00)
Grand Duke/Grand Duchess ($50.000,00)
Arch Duke/Arch Duchess ($50.000,00)
Viceroy/Vicereine ($100.000,00)

Location (can be chosen alone or in combination with a group):
Shamalayan Island ($1500,00)
Shimiliyan Island ($2500,00)
Homeradingus Island ($10.000,00)
The Antadingus Islands ($25.000,00)
The Triolectra Island Group ($50.000,00)

Group (can be chosen alone or in combination with a location):
The Royal Order of the Leather Shoe ($1500,00)
The Order of the Silver Spoon ($2500,00)
The Royal Grittonian Gentlemen's and Ladies Club ($10.000,00)
The Supreme Order of the Militant ($25.000,00)
The Grand Order of the Grittonian Isles ($50.000,00)
The Order of Nobility ($100.000,00)

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Example: Lord ($10.000,00) of the Antadingus Islands ($25.000,00) and member of the Order of the Silver Spoon ($2500,00). Total amount to be paid: $37.500,00

Application for a title of Nobility:

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Name of person receiving title of Nobility:
Age of person receiving title of Nobility:
Gender of person receiving title of Nobility:
Nation in which person receiving title of Nobility lives:
Title of Nobility that the person receiving title of Nobility wishes to receive:
Does the person receiving title of Nobility wish to get the Supreme Package which includes a second Deed of Individual Noble Title Ownership in a frame, both deeds hand signed by both Kangdents and a small miniature flag of the Grittonian Isles for only 10% on top of their purchase:

Total Amount to be paid for the title of nobility:

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Current amount of money raised by Grittonian Nobility Inc. for the betterment of the Grittonian Isles and it's citizens: $1.380.450
Current projects being made reality with the money raised by Grittonian Nobility Inc.:
- Enlargement of Runway B at Little Gritta Intl. Airport, from 1200 meters to 2400 meters, allowing for larger passenger capacity.
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Name of person receiving title of Nobility:Nathan Vladmir Detroit III
Age of person receiving title of Nobility: 47
Gender of person receiving title of Nobility: Male
Nation in which person receiving title of Nobility lives: The United Socialist States of Marcheria
Title of Nobility that the person receiving title of Nobility wishes to receive: Grand Poobah of Lastaland(A casino/resort franchise in Elkton, the USSM's Vegas.)
Does the person receiving title of Nobility wish to get the Supreme Package which includes a second Deed of Individual Noble Title Ownership in a frame, both deeds hand signed by both Kangdents and a small miniature flag of the Grittonian Isles for only 10% on top of their purchase:
Sure, what the hell.
Total Amount to be paid for the title of nobility: NS$27,500

Name of person receiving title of Nobility: His Royal Highness Prince Paolo, Marquess of Piedmont, Count of Cagliostro
Age of person receiving title of Nobility: 18
Gender of person receiving title of Nobility: Male
Nation in which person receiving title of Nobility lives: The United Kingdom of San Pellegrino Romana
Title of Nobility that the person receiving title of Nobility wishes to receive: Viceroy of the Triolectra Island Group, Duke of the Antadingus Islands, Viscount of Homeradingus Island, Member of the Grand Order of the Grittonian Isles.
Does the person receiving title of Nobility wish to get the Supreme Package which includes a second Deed of Individual Noble Title Ownership in a frame, both deeds hand signed by both Kangdents and a small miniature flag of the Grittonian Isles for only 10% on top of their purchase: Yes.

Total Amount to be paid for the title of nobility: $267,500 + $26,750 (10% Fee) = $294,250 NSD.

Name of person receiving title of Nobility:James damfore
Age of person receiving title of Nobility:25
Gender of person receiving title of Nobility:Male
Nation in which person receiving title of Nobility lives:zathganastan
Title of Nobility that the person receiving title of Nobility wishes to receive:Baron of The Grand Order of the Grittonian Isles
Does the person receiving title of Nobility wish to get the Supreme Package which includes a second Deed of Individual Noble Title Ownership in a frame, both deeds hand signed by both Kangdents and a small miniature flag of the Grittonian Isles for only 10% on top of their purchase:

Total Amount to be paid for the title of nobility:70,000.00

The Grittonian Isles wrote:
Application for a title of Nobility:

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Name of person receiving title of Nobility: King Siam Meow
Age of person receiving title of Nobility: 42
Gender of person receiving title of Nobility: Male
Nation in which person receiving title of Nobility lives: Vortiaganica
Title of Nobility that the person receiving title of Nobility wishes to receive: Viceroy of Shamalayan Island, Shimiliyan Island, Homeradingus Island, the Antadingus Islands and the Triolectra Island Group and member of the Order of Nobility.
Does the person receiving title of Nobility wish to get the Supreme Package which includes a second Deed of Individual Noble Title Ownership in a frame, both deeds hand signed by both Kangdents and a small miniature flag of the Grittonian Isles for only 10% on top of their purchase: Yes.

Total Amount to be paid for the title of nobility: $289,000 + 28,900 = $389,900

Application for a title of Nobility:

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Name of person receiving title of Nobility: Dames Mary and Elizabeth Rexx Meow
Age of person receiving title of Nobility: 19 (Identical twins)
Gender of person receiving title of Nobility: Female
Nation in which person receiving title of Nobility lives: Vortiaganica
Title of Nobility that the person receiving title of Nobility wishes to receive: Vicereines of Shamalayan Island, Shimiliyan Island, Homeradingus Island, the Antadingus Islands and the Triolectra Island Group and members of the Order of Nobility.
Does the person receiving title of Nobility wish to get the Supreme Package which includes a second Deed of Individual Noble Title Ownership in a frame, both deeds hand signed by both Kangdents and a small miniature flag of the Grittonian Isles for only 10% on top of their purchase: Yes.

Total Amount to be paid for the title of nobility: $578,000 + 57,800 = $635,800

To be charged to the cost of the Vortiaganic Administration Budget, by order of his Majesty the King. Total cost comes to $1,025,700.

To: Nathan Vladimir Detroit III
From: Grittonian Nobility Inc. - Customer Service

Dear Sir,

We of Grittonian Nobility Inc. are only certified in granting you titles of nobility from the Grittonian Isles. As such, we cannot fulfil your request.

Have a nice day,
Grittonian Nobility Inc.

To: Prince Paolo, Marquess of Piedmont and Count of Cagliostro
From: Frederoid I and Vincent Paul I, Kangdents du Isleletta Grittonii and CEO's of Grittonian Nobility Inc.

Dear Sir,

We are pleased to announce the acceptance of the by you requested titles of nobility. The total price for the titles of nobility and the requested Supreme Package which, among other things, includes handwritten signatures from us both, comes to: $294.250. We wish to note that all of the money made by Grittonian Nobility Inc. will be directly used for the betterment of the Grittonian Isles and it's citizens. As such, you can see your money as a donation towards the Grittonian Isles.

As soon as the $294.250 is received in the Grittonian Nobility Inc. bank account, we will send your official nobility titles and the items that come with it. Please enjoy your new titles!

Signed with Everlasting Grace,
Frederoid I and Vincent Paul I,
Kangdents of the Grittonian Isles/Kangdents du Isleletta Grittonii


To: James Damfore
From: Frederoid I and Vincent Paul I, Kangdents du Isleletta Grittonii and CEO's of Grittonian Nobility Inc.

Dear Sir,

We are pleased to announce the acceptance of the by you requested titles of nobility. The total price for the titles of nobility and the requested Supreme Package which, among other things, includes handwritten signatures from us both, comes to: $60.500. We wish to note that all of the money made by Grittonian Nobility Inc. will be directly used for the betterment of the Grittonian Isles and it's citizens. As such, you can see your money as a donation towards the Grittonian Isles.

As soon as the $60.500 is received in the Grittonian Nobility Inc. bank account, we will send your official nobility titles and the items that come with it. Please enjoy your new titles!

Signed with Everlasting Grace,
Frederoid I and Vincent Paul I,
Kangdents of the Grittonian Isles/Kangdents du Isleletta Grittonii

To: Siam Meow, King, Dames Mary and Elizabeth Rexx Meow
From: Frederoid I and Vincent Paul I, Kangdents du Isleletta Grittonii and CEO's of Grittonian Nobility Inc.

Dear Sir and Madams,

We are pleased to announce the acceptance of the by you requested titles of nobility. The total price for the titles of nobility and the requested Supreme Packages which, among other things, includes handwritten signatures from us both, comes to: $1.025.700. We wish to note that all of the money made by Grittonian Nobility Inc. will be directly used for the betterment of the Grittonian Isles and it's citizens. As such, you can see your money as a donation towards the Grittonian Isles.

As soon as the $1.025.700 is received in the Grittonian Nobility Inc. bank account, we will send your official nobility titles and the items that come with it. Please enjoy your new titles!

Signed with Everlasting Grace,
Frederoid I and Vincent Paul I,
Kangdents of the Grittonian Isles/Kangdents du Isleletta Grittonii

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