Prisoners for Sale!

[Excidium Planetis]

300 billion!

We bid NS$ 300,000,000,000.05

300 billion and 5 cents.

Who knows? We'll ask them when we get them. Murderers and rapists will be sold to gladiator arenas to die glorious deaths, and all the rest will serve 5 years in the military before being released.

Well, to each their own. We will not tell you how to run your nation, no matter how morbid we find its actions.

The way we see it, we are preventing them from falling into the hands of even more immoral governments, who might force them into permanent slavery.

[New Anglo-Saxonland]

300 billion!

We bid NS$ 300,000,000,000.05

300 billion and 5 cents.

Well, to each their own. We will not tell you how to run your nation, no matter how morbid we find its actions.

The way we see it, we are preventing them from falling into the hands of even more immoral governments, who might force them into permanent slavery.

300 billion and 10 cents!

[Confederate catholic empire]

One trillion

[Sunkistodia]

Do I hear over 1 trillion dollars? Quite the hefty amount, but who is complaining?

[Mienon]

One trillion

Can you even afford that? Your "Law and Order" funding is only 5.5 trillion... Spending 18% of the budget on one thing isn't feasible.

[Excidium Planetis]

One trillion

F*** that. We don't have that much money to blow. We'll just take the slaves we got from another government.

One trillion

Can you even afford that? Your "Law and Order" funding is only 5.5 trillion... Spending 18% of the budget on one thing isn't feasible.

It doesn't have to come out of the Law and Order fund. We were paying out of our military fund because we intended to make them work off their sentences in service of Excidium Planetis. And we bid 7.5% of our budget on one thing, which is considerably lower than 18%, but maybe like us the Confederate Catholic Empire seeks to save on labor costs in the long run?

[Mienon]

One trillion

F*** that. We don't have that much money to blow. We'll just take the slaves we got from another government.

Can you even afford that? Your "Law and Order" funding is only 5.5 trillion... Spending 18% of the budget on one thing isn't feasible.

It doesn't have to come out of the Law and Order fund. We were paying out of our military fund because we intended to make them work off their sentences in service of Excidium Planetis. And we bid 7.5% of our budget on one thing, which is considerably lower than 18%, but maybe like us the Confederate Catholic Empire seeks to save on labor costs in the long run?

The comment was directed at CCE specifically. For them, it does have to come out of Law and Order. Law and Order is worth 5.544 trillion, Military is 5.832 trillion. Those are the only two that are even worth 1 trillion (not really, but you can't blow 80% of your budget, no matter what) except for Spirituality, which doesn't count for obvious reasons. 1 trillion is still 17% of their Military budget, but they announced no intention of using their Military budget.

[Excidium Planetis]

F*** that. We don't have that much money to blow. We'll just take the slaves we got from another government.


It doesn't have to come out of the Law and Order fund. We were paying out of our military fund because we intended to make them work off their sentences in service of Excidium Planetis. And we bid 7.5% of our budget on one thing, which is considerably lower than 18%, but maybe like us the Confederate Catholic Empire seeks to save on labor costs in the long run?

The comment was directed at CCE specifically. For them, it does have to come out of Law and Order. Law and Order is worth 5.544 trillion, Military is 5.832 trillion. Those are the only two that are even worth 1 trillion (not really, but you can't blow 80% of your budget, no matter what) except for Spirituality, which doesn't count for obvious reasons. 1 trillion is still 17% of their Military budget, but they announced no intention of using their Military budget.

Maybe it is their Spirituality budget they're using? They plan to convert the prisoners? Or have them work in the choir? I can't think of anything else more important that they could spend that 3.6 trillion "holy dollars" Spirituality budget on.

[New Anglo-Saxonland]

1 trillion and 10 cents!

[Liberty and Alderney]

Screw it, we'll sell all of Algonquin Island for the prisoners! Don't you want that prime real estate?

[St Saratoga]

1.2 Trillion for all.

[United Allied Earth Federation]

3 Trillion NSD

[New Anglo-Saxonland]

We'll give you every last pound in the nation.

[Excidium Planetis]

We'll give you every last pound in the nation.

9.09 trillion pounds in your government alone. If you rob your people too, you have 51 trillion.
That's about NS$ 75 trillion. For 4 million people.

That's a grand total of 18.75 million dollars for each prisoner, which is way more than they'll earn in their entire lives. And you bankrupted your nation to buy them.

You've got a swell business plan there.

[Liberty and Alderney]

We'll give you every last pound in the nation.

9.09 trillion pounds in your government alone. If you rob your people too, you have 51 trillion.
That's about NS$ 75 trillion. For 4 million people.

That's a grand total of 18.75 million dollars for each prisoner, which is way more than they'll earn in their entire lives. And you bankrupted your nation to buy them.

You've got a swell business plan there.

Yeah but, the private prison industry is going to be doing pretty swell after this from what I hear. It's an industry which we can still give China a run for their money.

[Excidium Planetis]

9.09 trillion pounds in your government alone. If you rob your people too, you have 51 trillion.
That's about NS$ 75 trillion. For 4 million people.

That's a grand total of 18.75 million dollars for each prisoner, which is way more than they'll earn in their entire lives. And you bankrupted your nation to buy them.

You've got a swell business plan there.

Yeah but, the private prison industry is going to be doing pretty swell after this from what I hear. It's an industry which we can still give China a run for their money.

We wouldn't know anything about that. We don't have prisons, they're a waste of space and a waste of government money. We just execute people and legalize everything not deserving of death. Basically everything except murder, assault, and arson.

[Liberty and Alderney]

Yeah but, the private prison industry is going to be doing pretty swell after this from what I hear. It's an industry which we can still give China a run for their money.

We wouldn't know anything about that. We don't have prisons, they're a waste of space and a waste of government money. We just execute people and legalize everything not deserving of death. Basically everything except murder, assault, and arson.

Huh, each to their own I guess. If we did it like your method you will probably kill every last man, woman and child here ... and I say this with no exaggeration.