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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:06 am

"Yeah, you could easily clean up in the Professional leauges" Charlie said "Those fancy chefs wouldn't know what hit them."
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"I'll just have to find a way to listen in at the time then" Sir Nigel said
Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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Postby Warhaven » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:10 am

"You could even, dare I say it, defeat The Iron Chef." Pondera said.

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"You should. For reasons I won't go into. It's the first thing to happen in the new year after the cheering and such dies down." Xos said.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:13 am

"I don't know who that is but they sound pretty formidable when it comes to the world of food" Charlie said
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"We just have loads of fireworks" Sir Nigel said
Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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Postby Warhaven » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:22 am

"No ordinary mortal can outcook The Iron Chef." And that was all the further either of them would go on the subject.

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"We don't, but we do show off our fanciest explosion spells." Ray said.
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:25 am

"So far" Was all Charlie would say before finishing his breakfast
Once they had finished, Charlie cleared away the plates and washed up.


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"Now that would be a sight to see" Sir Nigel said "Now, are we all finished?"
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Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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Postby Warhaven » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:28 am

"So, what now?" Pondera asked.

"See which couple gets louder in the bedroom?" Jezeel asked.


.....

Everyone looked at Irene.

She smiled, and privately wondered why everyone was looking at her, but didn't mention this.

"I think so." Xos said.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:31 am

"Sure, sounds like fun" Carol said
"That all depends on how we're making the noise" Charlie said
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"Are you going to make the journey by car or by Carpet?" Sir Nigel asked
Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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Postby Warhaven » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:33 am

Jezeel simply looked at Charlie and smiled.

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"Carpet. Wanna join?" Irene asked.

"It's a nice persian, made from oriental silk!" Xos promised.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:41 am

Charlie smiled back at her as he dried his hands
"Well then, What are we waiting for?" He asked
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"Sure, only a fool turns down the chance to ride on a carpet" Sir Nigel said
Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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Postby Warhaven » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:47 am

Jezeel and Pondera each lead the way to the seperate rooms.

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"Alright. First, we gotta be outside the house. Any locking up or other such preperations you need to do should be taken care of." Xos said, and the Masters went out front to wait for Nigel.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:51 am

"Good luck" Carol said before they went to their separate bedrooms
"Same to you" Charlie said
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Sir Nigel locked up and joined The Masters outside
Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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Postby Warhaven » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:54 am

Agrinja drew out the rug from his hat, and Kado laid it on the air. They all stepped on, and offered a hand to Nigel.

A flying rug was solid, yet had plenty of give.

Meanwhile, noise levels at the Miller house began to pick up...

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:57 am

Sir Nigel took the hand up and climbed onto the carpet
"This feels weird" He said
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If they got too loud the neighbours who shared a wall with the Millers would almost certainly come around to comlain
Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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Postby Warhaven » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:00 am

The rug flew gently, and suffered no turbulence, even if there would've been some. Xos had a wind shield up.

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Fortunately, Pondera had the foresight to silence those particular walls. So no one outside the house would know.

Meanwhile, both would try to coerce the loudest moans and screams they could from their mates.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:06 am

"Well, Its certainly smoother than Flying by Dragon" Sir Nigel said
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It would be a very close competition, With Charlie and Carol doing the same to Jezeel and Pondera.
When it came to the climax Carol would shame the opposition with an ear-splitting scream of pleasure.
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Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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Postby Warhaven » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:11 am

"And speed is variable. Right now we're doing the land speed limits. Good thing Stella knows where everything is. We should arrive shortly." Xos said.

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JEzeel tried her best, but just couldn't compete.

"That was fun. Now how's about we get dressed and watch TV now?" Jezeel hollered across the house.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:18 am

Soon they were over Beeching house
"There it is, Marvellous building isn't it?" Sir Nigel said
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"Good Idea" Carol panted in reply
Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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Postby Warhaven » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:23 am

"It is quite lovely. We're going to land at the front door, seems the polite thing to do." Xos said.

So, they landed, and the Masters stepped off, offering Nigel a hand down.

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Pondera and Jezeel got dressed.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:29 am

Sir Nigel hopped down to the ground
"Right then, when we get inside, You'll be directed into a room with a queue of other people in it, go straight to the front and wait until you are called By Queen Aldred." He said
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Carol and Charlie dressed and they all went down to watch TV
Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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Postby Warhaven » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:30 am

The Masters did as instructed.

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Pondera and Jezeel staked out comfortable seats for two in seperate areas infront of the TV.

"So, what's this ceremony we're supposed to watch about?" Pondera asked.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:34 am

In the long Queue of People they'd pass Bill Miller, dressed in his best suit.
They were waiting in a long woodpannled corridor, infront of them a set of Oak doors stood firmly closed

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"Basically Its giving Honours out to those who have earned them by doing somthing Special or being devoted to a cause in government." Carol Explained "Sir Nigel for example got his for his time in the Anti-Slavery Squad"
Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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Postby Warhaven » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:39 am

"I see." Pondera said.

He checked the time. It was about time for it to begin, so he hunted for the ceremony on TV.
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Meanwhile, The Masters nodded in greetings to the people they passed.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:46 am

He Would Find it on NBC 2
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Behind the doors they would hear Aldred talking, not loud enough to make anything out but the muffled noise was her voice
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Aldred was stood in a very fancy and beautiful room, next to her a servant stood holding a silver sword.
"...and this year there are several her to recieve the highest honour we have to offer, including Twelve Men and women who have furthered the rediscovery of ways lost to this nation and the introduction to some new ones. So come forth, Masters of Warhaven"
Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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Postby Warhaven » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:54 pm

Right as Pondera found the ceremony on TV, The Masters came forward as requested.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:39 am

"Over the past months you have given help and guidance for this nation, help and guidance I feel that we will appreceate more and more as the years go on. And so we have decided to reward you for your help. Please Kneel" Queen Aldred said.
Once they had Kneeled she took the silver sword and tapped it on each of their shoulders, then handed them a small red medal case, in which was a medal, a gold dragon wrapped around a small earth, and a small pamphlet explaining what The Freedom of The Floor Kippers was.


"By the Power vested in me by my bloodline and the Dragons of this nation, I hereby dub you Sir Ray Ignintantus, Knight of the Forigen Order and grant you the freedom of the Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers.

By the Power vested in me by my bloodline and the Dragons of this nation, I hereby dub you Sir Chris Morganson, Knight of the Forigen Order and grant you the freedom of the Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers.

By the Power vested in me by my bloodline and the Dragons of this nation, I hereby dub you Dame Rose Le'lanshire, Knight of the Forigen Order and grant you the freedom of the Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers.

By the Power vested in me by my bloodline and the Dragons of this nation, I hereby dub you Sir Kado Ventus-Pulsus, Knight of the Forigen Order and grant you the freedom of the Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers.

By the Power vested in me by my bloodline and the Dragons of this nation, I hereby dub you Dame Kalia Xilanthese, Knight of the Forigen Order and grant you the freedom of the Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers.

By the Power vested in me by my bloodline and the Dragons of this nation, I hereby dub you Dame Stella Jugis, Knight of the Forigen Order and grant you the freedom of the Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers.

By the Power vested in me by my bloodline and the Dragons of this nation, I hereby dub you Sir Chron Jugis, Knight of the Forigen Order and grant you the freedom of the Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers.

By the Power vested in me by my bloodline and the Dragons of this nation, I hereby dub you Dame Scria Esselnvia, Knight of the Forigen Order and grant you the freedom of the Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers.

By the Power vested in me by my bloodline and the Dragons of this nation, I hereby dub you Sir Agrinja Desenthall, Knight of the Forigen Order and grant you the freedom of the Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers.

By the Power vested in me by my bloodline and the Dragons of this nation, I hereby dub you Dame Irene Soggoth, Knight of the Forigen Order and grant you the freedom of the Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers.

By the Power vested in me by my bloodline and the Dragons of this nation, I hereby dub you Sir Rahegalhoff Mesquchoku, Knight of the Forigen Order and grant you the freedom of the Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers.

By the Power vested in me by my bloodline and the Dragons of this nation, I hereby dub you Sir Xos Xilanthese, Knight of the Forigen Order and grant you the freedom of the Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers."
Head of The WASO|Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

It's Cold Outside: The NS Red Dwarf Thread

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