The First Edition of GrittSail (Like, closed I guess.)

[Grittonia]

Los Gritta International Airport - Grittonian Mainland - Grittonia

Los Gritta International Airport... Gotta love the pollution in the air due to the planes and everything around it. Your life expectancy goes down with half an hour for every second you are there. Yummy.

Anyway, we are going down to the place where the Grittonian delegation was standing. Well, delegation... A delegation means a group of professional-looking people. These people looked like a less-than-average family waiting for the others to be beamed back down, from the mothership.

First off was Pappa, the Supreme Ruler and generally well-respected artist and person of the world, being the person that he was, he wore blue, velvet, tracksuit-like pants with a jacket, nothing under it, which was half open, thus revealing a six-pack. As the finishing touch of the outfit, he wore baby blue sneakers.

Then, we have his assistant. Nicolai Übergay. Wearing his, almost trademark, golden suit with silver shoes, he sort-of danced around the others, in a attempt to calm down.

The next were the Personal assistants of the Supreme Ministers, Pamela and Pam. Both wearing identical outfits, miniskirts with shirts that wouldn't fit the average 4-year old correctly. Finishing that outfit where two pairs of gold platform shoes. They were writing down stuff while looking at both Dolf Speechwater and Heinrich Klabatz.

Then, we have the dynamic duo, Dolf and Heinrich. While Heinrich was wearing his, pink, lederhosen together with a pink and white checkered shirt, long blue socks and blue and white checkered mountain boots, Dolf had gone full Grittonian fashion... of a few years back. Wearing pink platform shoes, with a pink shirt, half of the buttons open, revealing yet another sixpack, pink pants, which were tight and revealed a above-adult-average bulge, and a golden chain which had the name 'Hot Stud' on it, he could have been from a bad B-list movie from who-knows-what-age.

As they stood there, waiting for the Sailsian delegation to arrive, Pappa found that Nicolai twirling around him had been enough. Suddenly setting his foot in front of him, he tripped Nicolai, who in turn fell into Heinrich Klabatz.

''What... the... fuck!''

Heinrich became mad but still decided that his beer stein, which somehow always was filled, was more important. Taking a large sip from it, he let Nicolai loose. Stumbling forward, Nicolai barely managed to keep his balance.

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Now, the waiting was for the Sailsian delegation.

[Sailsia]

Over Los Gritta Airport, Grittonia

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The plane slowed down, and began to bank left for the runway. Everyone in the Sailsian delegation put on their seat belts, and prepared for the land that waited before them. Grittonia. But more so, they prepared for the PEOPLE that waited FOR them. President Grean looked out the window at the hazy cloud that surrounded the ground below, and imagined what lay before him. "What antics would the Grittonian leader, Pappa P, be up to?" The very thought sent shivers down Alex's spine. He straightened his gold-colored tie, and cleared his throat. He leaned over to the seat next to him, occupied by his wife, Anne.

"Well, are you ready?"
"Ready for what? Sure, I've heard their leaders are a little- eccentric, but there isn't anything that we need to be prepared for."
"I guarantee you won't be saying that in an hour"
"You're paranoid"

[Grittonia]

As the plane landed, Heinrich felt a little hungry and pulled out a sausage, God knows from where, and began munching on it. Washing it down with one of his regular beverages, Grittonian Ale or Beer, he belched before walking over to Pappa.

''So, what do we expect?''
''I don't know. I have heard that they are... unique but who knows. Maybe they are normal, like us.''
''Alright.''
''Also, don't smack Dolf today. That won't look good.''
''But... I never do that.''
''Shut the fuck up and give me a sip of your beer.''

Pappa took Heinrich's beer stein and took a sip before giving it back.

''Gotta love Grittonian Ale, that pinch of cocaine just makes the difference.''
''I know, I know.''

After Heinrich took another sip, without any intoxicating effect as he could absorb lethal amounts of alcohol without effect, Dolf walked over to the two, his golden chain gently swaying.

''So... Dolf, are you excited or what?''

Pappa pointed at the crotch of Dolf's pants, which bulged.

''Nope.''
''If you were just a few years older, damn. Cocktease.''
''You know it.''

[Sailsia]

Los Gritta Airport, Grittonia

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The plane let out a screech as it landed. The engines slowly powered down, and in a few minutes, the delegation was standing and ready to walk on the land Sailsians had only heard about. Alex took his wife's hand, and they walked down the stars to the run way. Alex looked forward at the end of the run way, and his face went pale. His wife was even more astonished.

"Is that THEM!?"
"Yes, dear. I told you to be prepared."
"Dear God..."

The delegation all gathered outside of the plane and walked towards their hosts. Henry Lassenger, Minister of Education looked woozy, and at on point, nearly fell over. Alex reluctantly walked right up to Pappa P, and stuck out his hand, looking in either jealousy, or disbelief, at Nick's exposed six pack.

[Grittonia]

Identifying the look as jealousy, Pappa took the hand.

''Looks good, doesn't it? No harm in looking. Good food, good genes and lots of... training does that. Then again, most Grittonians have good genes. Hell, even Dolf has a six-pack.''
''Hah, I sure do. I don't see Heinrich having that.''
''No, but I do have regular sex and I drink and munch everything I want. More than you do and have.''
''Fuck you.''
''I'm sure you want that.''

After Dolf and Heinrich gave each other death stares, Heinrich pulled out another sausage and began munching on it. Nicolai made some hand movements and Heinrich took out a sausage and handed it over to Nicolai, who began eating it.

''Sorry, I've had a bit of the munchies. These taste divine Heinrich, what is their secret?''
''Fat. And lots of it. Nice and greasy, then let them cool off.''
''Good, good.''

The twin Personal Assistants, Pamela and Pam came to the group and began standing to each side of Dolf.

''Mister Speechwater, do you want a munchy too?''
''Maybe a nice chocolate bar? Or something to drink?''
''Oh no, thanks Pam and Pamela. I'm fine.''

Lazily scratching his crotch while saying that, the bulge 'jumped' in his pants. Then deciding to reveal his six-pack more, the 14-year old unbuttoned his shirt even more, fully showing his toned torso.

Pappa took control of the situation again, by beginning to speak.

''I shall introduce our group, I guess. I, myself, am Pappa Nick P., call me Pappa or Darling or whatever you want, and I am the Supreme Ruler slash singer slash actor slash etc. of Grittonia. Then, this fella over here, in the pink outfit is one of the two Supreme Ministers of Grittonia...''
''Dolf Speechwater, Politician, Actor, Dancer and Supreme Minister of Grittonia. Pleased to meet you.''
''Then we have the second Supreme Minister of Grittonia...''
''Heinrich *munch* Klabatz, ex-Arena Champion *munch*, singer and Supreme Minister of *munch* Grittonia.''
''Then we have their Personal Assistants, Pamela and Pam...''

Pamela and Pam replied in unison.
''Nice to meet you all.''
''And then we are left with my Personal Assistant, atleast one of the three. Also the oldest, he's older than me. Can you imagine that? Then again, he...''
''Does look like it. I know, I know. I'm a old fuck, can we get past that? Nicolai Übergay, Personal Assistant in name and fame. Hello to you all.''

[Sailsia]

"Um, nice to meet you too."

One by one, Alex shook the Grittonians hands. The last was Heinrich, which Alex noticed, had left his hand covered in grease. "I hope to God that's from the sausage" Alex thought. Anne also did the same, this time snubbing Heinrich, who didn't seem to notice, as he was occupied with another sausage.

"I'm sorry, where are my manners! Would you like some?"

Anne looked in disgust at the sausage, (which Heinrich appeared to have pulled from his pocket) now being shoved into her face.

"No thank you darling. I ate on the plane just a half hour ago."

Heinrich apparently bought the lie, as he shoved the sausage in his own mouth. She noticed Dolf was especially interested in the sausage, and subsequently took a step back from him.
Alex looked at Pappa Nick.

"So, what do you all have planned for us?"

In early anticipation of the answer, his bowels froze, and his face went from a pale white to a pale green.

[Grittonia]

''Uhm... What did I have planned, Nicolai?''
''Let's think. We are going to visit the Parliament building and then check out the new bar that was installed in there. Then, a small munchy has been planned followed by a visit to the statue of the Council of Four and with that comes a small press moment.''
''And that is it for today?''
''Yup. Of course, things can be added and left out. Except the press moment. Don't worry, just a few pictures for the tabloids, the newspapers and the Secret Service. The SIG has planned to take your license photo's at that press moment so that they won't have to do it later on.''
''Alright then. And the munchy?''
''I've rented the 'Perfa Grittonii' so we will be eating some nice Grittonian cuisine. I've had them specially get the things needed for Kyrrpeian Filled Goat's Skull. And of course, Liver Pie and such will be there. Oh, and some non-Grittonian foods in case our foreign friends don't like the magnificent Grittonian cuisine.''
''Good, good. Now, vehicle?''
''I've had Manny warm up the DV-299 Limousine and Gustavo is coming with him, so any security needs will be filled too, not that there are any.''
''Aight. Sounds magnificent. Well, there you have it, the plan for the day.''