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Polandball Thread V2 - II Editions: Remove Boogaloo

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Cyrisnia
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Polandball Thread V2 - II Editions: Remove Boogaloo

Postby Cyrisnia » Mon May 18, 2015 6:15 pm

Helloings all! Since our Great and Unanimous Consensus decided to sell me clay, and not deport me to Gulag, I have offered them to makings an OP for an International Incidents, NationStates Polandball RP.
First off, some rules:
1. Be nice. No flamings.
2. No shitpostings. I swear to God, if I see you shitposting, I will hunt you down.
3. Talk with others. Negotiate.
4. This thread is not into the seriousness much. Take things lightheartedly.
5. Rule subject to change: Numberwanking is allowed. This is Polandball, we take the shit out of things. II is II, and therefore we are allowed to numberwank to our hearts content, as is natural with II.
6. Unless English is yuor primiary language, please hab yuor country speak in broekne Engrishes.
7. Feel free to consult OP (me) for any questions.
8. Please follow the Official Polandball Guidelines, and when using RL nations, please refer to the Book of Börk when it comes to things like America saying "Burger burger" or Germany saying "wörk wörk."
9. For wording issues, please consult this.
10. Have fun! Your nation can violate some of the laws. This includes mainly shapes. However, it is recommended you keep your nation as a ball.

Also, as OP, I take up the law as Grand Inquisitor. If yuo into heresy (not followings rules), I will findings out.

Here is the official NS Polandball 2 Thread: viewtopic.php?f=19&t=336684

MAP (Will change later on, but I occupy Iran):
http://i.imgur.com/nF6TdwF.png
Credit for mappings goes to the beautiful and abnormally physically attractive Remulia.
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Postby Tekeristan » Mon May 18, 2015 6:55 pm

Tekeri wood leik to sae hi to wurlds!

Glurius Teker no knew weher to-o strartings.

Translation
Tekeristan would like to say hello to the world.

Glorious Tekeristan doesn't know where to begin with this thread

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The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact
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Postby The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact » Mon May 18, 2015 7:55 pm

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Postby AnimatedWolf » Mon May 18, 2015 7:58 pm

poland ball RP? could you explain what that is? this seems intriguing...

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Postby The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact » Mon May 18, 2015 8:03 pm

AnimatedWolf wrote:poland ball RP? could you explain what that is? this seems intriguing...

Nations register their polandballs on this thread here viewtopic.php?f=19&t=336684
and then interact however they want here.
When Debating: Please don't be condescending. I debate when I know my stuff; I don't debate when I don't know my stuff. Yes, I love Mass debating.
About me IRL: (66.7% Good 46.2%) Lawful Good Jew-on-a-stick-worshipping Asian Commie. Privelage Level: 125 SH1TL0RD
About IC nation: I have a factbook now! Yay!
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_east_asian_post-apocalyptic_pact/detail=factbook/id=main

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Postby Tekeristan » Mon May 18, 2015 8:08 pm

Ze Easht Asan Bost Apoc Pack!
We mufpht be freinds to taek ovre wurdl!

( I'm really bad at this broken english thing )
I believe Tekeristan is at war with the purples over Africa & Middle East.
Translation(?)
The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact
We must be friends, help Tekeristan in its war?
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Postby The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact » Mon May 18, 2015 8:11 pm

Tekeristan wrote:Ze Easht Asan Bost Apoc Pack!
We mufpht be freinds to taek ovre wurdl!

( I'm really bad at this broken english thing )
Translation(?)
The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact
We must be friends, help Tekeristan in its war?

もちろん!
Of course!
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When Debating: Please don't be condescending. I debate when I know my stuff; I don't debate when I don't know my stuff. Yes, I love Mass debating.
About me IRL: (66.7% Good 46.2%) Lawful Good Jew-on-a-stick-worshipping Asian Commie. Privelage Level: 125 SH1TL0RD
About IC nation: I have a factbook now! Yay!
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_east_asian_post-apocalyptic_pact/detail=factbook/id=main

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Postby The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact » Mon May 18, 2015 8:15 pm

What is your main strength in war Tekeristan? And what tech level are you?
I'm slightly future-tech focused on naval and marine warfare.
When Debating: Please don't be condescending. I debate when I know my stuff; I don't debate when I don't know my stuff. Yes, I love Mass debating.
About me IRL: (66.7% Good 46.2%) Lawful Good Jew-on-a-stick-worshipping Asian Commie. Privelage Level: 125 SH1TL0RD
About IC nation: I have a factbook now! Yay!
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_east_asian_post-apocalyptic_pact/detail=factbook/id=main

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Postby Wenedowslavia » Mon May 18, 2015 8:15 pm

Stuff is of goings on, it seems. Apparently I of still ownings Luxembourgh and Hawaii. I will into sellings them once again. After that, I will into buyings some of my land back and will be into full strength once again!
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Postby Tekeristan » Mon May 18, 2015 8:16 pm

The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact wrote:What is your main strength in war Tekeristan? And what tech level are you?
I'm slightly future-tech focused on naval and marine warfare.


Teker ish stronk, besh infantree in wurld
Toodey!

Translation
Tekeristan focuses mainly on land infantry.
Modern.

I don't really know what I'm doing with my military factbook
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Mon May 18, 2015 8:36 pm

Tekeristan wrote:Ze Easht Asan Bost Apoc Pack!
We mufpht be freinds to taek ovre wurdl!

( I'm really bad at this broken english thing )
I believe Tekeristan is at war with the purples over Africa & Middle East.
Translation(?)
The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact
We must be friends, help Tekeristan in its war?

ahh, you are at war with LMZ..

i can join you...i will pay with the african clay i have.
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation.

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

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Postby Wenedowslavia » Mon May 18, 2015 8:50 pm

Tekeristan wrote:Ze Easht Asan Bost Apoc Pack!
We mufpht be freinds to taek ovre wurdl!

( I'm really bad at this broken english thing )
I believe Tekeristan is at war with the purples over Africa & Middle East.
Translation(?)
The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact
We must be friends, help Tekeristan in its war?


Financial support!

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Tekeristan
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Postby Tekeristan » Mon May 18, 2015 8:53 pm

Remulia wrote:
Tekeristan wrote:Ze Easht Asan Bost Apoc Pack!
We mufpht be freinds to taek ovre wurdl!

( I'm really bad at this broken english thing )
I believe Tekeristan is at war with the purples over Africa & Middle East.
Translation(?)
The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact
We must be friends, help Tekeristan in its war?

ahh, you are at war with LMZ..

i can join you...i will pay with the african clay i have.


Wait, you givings me your clay?

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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Mon May 18, 2015 9:00 pm

Tekeristan wrote:
Remulia wrote:ahh, you are at war with LMZ..

i can join you...i will pay with the african clay i have.


Wait, you givings me your clay?


the african clay...
(the red one)
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Postby Tekeristan » Mon May 18, 2015 9:02 pm

Remulia wrote:
Tekeristan wrote:
Wait, you givings me your clay?


the african clay...
(the red one)


I'll glady have it, yes.

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Postby Remulia » Mon May 18, 2015 9:10 pm

Tekeristan wrote:
Remulia wrote:
the african clay...
(the red one)


I'll glady have it, yes.


http://i.imgur.com/v7tVkni.png
here...
now you have a border with....ril island
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Postby Wenedowslavia » Mon May 18, 2015 9:12 pm

Of needings to form alliances. Anyone of interested? Yuo of winnings a cute Wenedów if yuo of formings an alliance with me.
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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Mon May 18, 2015 9:21 pm

Wenedowslavia wrote:Of needings to form alliances. Anyone of interested? Yuo of winnings a cute Wenedów if yuo of formings an alliance with me.
(Image)


i'm interested
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Postby Tekeristan » Mon May 18, 2015 9:22 pm

Wenedowslavia wrote:Of needings to form alliances. Anyone of interested? Yuo of winnings a cute Wenedów if yuo of formings an alliance with me.
(Image)


D'aw.. Of course!

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Postby The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact » Mon May 18, 2015 9:24 pm

Wenedowslavia wrote:Of needings to form alliances. Anyone of interested? Yuo of winnings a cute Wenedów if yuo of formings an alliance with me.
(Image)

I'm in
When Debating: Please don't be condescending. I debate when I know my stuff; I don't debate when I don't know my stuff. Yes, I love Mass debating.
About me IRL: (66.7% Good 46.2%) Lawful Good Jew-on-a-stick-worshipping Asian Commie. Privelage Level: 125 SH1TL0RD
About IC nation: I have a factbook now! Yay!
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Postby Wenedowslavia » Mon May 18, 2015 9:26 pm

Tekeristan wrote:
Wenedowslavia wrote:Of needings to form alliances. Anyone of interested? Yuo of winnings a cute Wenedów if yuo of formings an alliance with me.
(Image)


D'aw.. Of course!


Remulia wrote:
Wenedowslavia wrote:Of needings to form alliances. Anyone of interested? Yuo of winnings a cute Wenedów if yuo of formings an alliance with me.
(Image)


i'm interested


The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact wrote:
Wenedowslavia wrote:Of needings to form alliances. Anyone of interested? Yuo of winnings a cute Wenedów if yuo of formings an alliance with me.
(Image)

I'm in


Yes... YES!!! I knew it would into workings! All deh alliances!
https://www.facebook.com/Bossniaball/photos/a.281453735327870.1073741827.221725364634041/409314405875135/?type=1 Bosniaball, yuo of genius.
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Postby Dreamplanet » Mon May 18, 2015 11:33 pm

R.I.P Polandball Forum 2015-15
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Postby Wenedowslavia » Mon May 18, 2015 11:54 pm

Dreamplanet wrote:R.I.P Polandball Forum 2015-15


Bah. It will be into active again. Just of givings it time.

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Postby Dakran » Mon May 18, 2015 11:55 pm

Remulia wrote:
Tekeristan wrote:Ze Easht Asan Bost Apoc Pack!
We mufpht be freinds to taek ovre wurdl!

( I'm really bad at this broken english thing )
I believe Tekeristan is at war with the purples over Africa & Middle East.
Translation(?)
The East Asian Post-Apocalyptic Pact
We must be friends, help Tekeristan in its war?

ahh, you are at war with LMZ..

i can join you...i will pay with the african clay i have.

LMZ is of ally. I politefully requestings of yuo standings down and leaving them in peace.
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Postby Ril Island » Tue May 19, 2015 12:02 am

Wenedowslavia wrote:Of needings to form alliances. Anyone of interested? Yuo of winnings a cute Wenedów if yuo of formings an alliance with me.
(Image)


Oh yes i of givings cash money. And cookies.
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