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The Moon of Much Gladness (Totally Open)

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The Moon of Much Gladness (Totally Open)

Postby Roania » Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:51 pm

The Roanian year is one of farming festivals and seasonal celebrations. Every day is holy to some Spirit or another, and every Spirit has its rites associated with it. Even in the Five Sisters or Imperial City itself the shrines to the land spirits, though their neighbors are now spirits of technology and progress, not the wilds.

But this week the land spirits have their time. The doors of their shrines are thrown open, with fragrant spices and fruits offered in their names. In the Great Temples, rituals are performed to assure a good harvest and give thanks to the spirits for their kindness. In two days will come the great Parade, where the local spirits will have their ‘homes’ lifted and carried to the prefectural temple to pay their own respect to the Light.

But tonight is the Moon of Much Gladness, the night of the full moons and the midpoint of the Mid-Autumn Festival, and across the heartland of the Empire the traditional rites were in full effect. Every temple and shrine was wide open, blessing the harvest and taking donations for the poor, approving of new births (for this is an auspicious season) and weddings.

Commoners and peasants went house to house, the nobility held audience for their extended clans…

But what of the truly Great and Good? Some of them, such as the Drakharns, had their own traditions over this week, though because of the time difference members of that far flung clan could be all over the place right now. Others, such as the Darsal, who were more closely linked to their agricultural interests, were sticking to their manors and estates.

But still more… well…

Ta Min kowtowed to the altar, her head tapping against the stone floor three, four, five, six times. She was praying as she did – for peace and prosperity, for health and happiness, for a good harvest and a safe harvest and all the other things she was expected to pray. She knew the words by heart, despite this being her first time leading the ceremony. And yet, she was doing so quietly. Her voice was so low that only those in the first row surrounding her could hear it even as a whisper. Between her and her audience stood a row of priests, some of them holding lit joss sticks and the others gathered branches or stalks.

After she finished her quiet ritual, she turned to the assembled crowd, though she kept her eyes entirely on the front row, and the assorted leaders of the empire sat on the provided cushions.

She was… pretty. That was the right word for her. She was still in her mid-teens, younger even than the Emperor and his wife, and she had more growth to do, both in physical form and in control of her features. But she was pleasant to look at, with bright orange eyes above ruby lips, with long silver hair falling almost to the floor, tracing the developing curves t hat marked her out as both more than a girl, but not yet a woman. When she spoke, even though it was quiet and stiff, even though tension was written in her features and in the way she repeatedly clenched and unclenched her fists, her voice remained musical. Especially as she spoke in Akati (Low Roanian). And not just Akati, but in a particularly obscure dialect from among the northern villages. ”Lord of Ten Thousand Years. Lady of the Phoenix Throne. Blessed Retired Empress. Honored and Noble Duke. Beloved children of the dynasty. Master Nesar and Mistress Daeri.” This would undoubtedly have continued for some time, but for a certain tension that momentarily appeared in the eyes of certain very important personages. She sped her greetings up. “Lords of the Empire, Servants of the Secretariat, and Priests of the Temple.”

“We are gathered here today in order to express…” Someone was coughing. She opened her mouth to try to continue, her brow wrinkling. ”We are gathered…” There was a strange sound from the imperial party. Words or not, it was difficult to say. It was below hearing and facing forward as they all were, no one would know whence it had came. Min’s expression faltered, and she scowled as she finally looked up and around herself, at the other guests. The barbarians. She switched to standardized High Roanian, and proceeded. ”We are gathered here today to give our thanks to the Light, and to the Spirits. To the Light for the establishment of the seasons and the many worlds, and to the Spirits for making it possible to populate and harness each in its time, and at its place. To everyone, there is a place. For everything, there is a time. For every planting, there is a harvest. This is the balance the Light has put in place.”

She raised her voice, a hint of anger entering into it. ”These days were declared holy in ancient times, for it is by the Spirits and the Light that we, all of us, people and…” She frowned, just slightly, and changed her words, ”that we, all of us, wherever we come from, are able to live. For it is not good to take life, but sometimes it is necessary. And it is not good to steal, but sometimes it is needed. Thus we pay homage to the spirits of the land, and the herd animals, and the crops.”

“Before the Spirits and the Light, I call upon the Lord of Ten Thousand Years, he who holds the mandate of the Light, to complete the ceremony, to unite the Ancestors to the Spirits and the Light. For if not by him, then who?”


Damalin slowly rose to his feet. He was dressed in heavy, long robes that trailed behind him as he walked to the altar on which the goods had been placed, then set a wooden figurine upon them. After a moment, the whole setup burst into flames.

The Lord of Ten Thousand Years walked to stand next to Ta Min, who quietly bowed slightly and stepped back so as not to be claiming equality with him. He deliberately, then, stepped in front of her and held up his hands. “Thus is the Ceremony Concluded. Now, beneath the light of the moon, I bid you all, noble or commoner, man or woman, to enjoy the Festival.”

Sometimes, of course, the Roanians called something a festival when it wasn’t actually a festival. It was a highly formalized and ritualized event with specific roles and rules for everyone and everything. This… was not one of those times.

There was food. There was always food. Heaping piles of round, thick, doughy cookies, some stuffed with bean and fruit paste or meat, others just sweet on their own. Cakes piled upon cakes upon cakes, next to fruits and vegetables gathered from across the cosmos. As well, there were trays of meats cooked in various ways, including the omnipresent lizards. Archchancellor Kouran had established himself in line, accompanied by a smattering of minor officials and other educators. He was easily the largest Roanian there, and quite possibly the largest man present. Unusual among a people known for their svelte forms, but it was his life and his decision on how to lead it.

There was more than just food, though. Soft music played to allow couples to dance, for while the Budding Days were where young love and the beginnings of love were celebrated, MidAutumn is when romance and contentment is shown. Alessa and Selevar, once they were certain their small children were secure, had gone there, him leaning upon her. Now they slowly circled, his arms wrapped tightly around her while her shoulders shuddered.

There was the Prince Tonen and the Lady Rihyl, sitting in solemn conference upon a secret hoard of pastries. Their younger siblings were with her parents, the Princess Ise snoozing contentedly in Daeri’s lap, while Lord Nesar held tight to his namesake as he assayed his first simple steps across the grounds, staring around himself with awe. And those were merely the important children. The Moon of Much Gladness is a festival for children, after all, one of joy at the bounty of the land in whatever sense you chose to view it. Whole armies of young children ran around and shrieked for joy and pleasure, grabbing at sticks or incense, waving their hands, and occasionally wailing, prompting a parent to come and reassure the child.

Strangely, or perhaps not so strangely, for the hosts there were very few of their peers around. This had inspired them to some affected solidarity, with Min joining Damalin and AiQien at their high table (as was her right) with slightly less displeasure than usual. The three of them sat there, limiting themselves to pointless banalities about the weather or topics that all three could agree on – or more to the point, topics that AiQien and Min could agree on, because Damalin, after a valiant effort, succumbed to his innate desire to start stuttering when confronted by multiple members of the female sex, and rather than suffer the indignity of his voice cracking he chose to remain silent. Under the table, his hand gently rested, possessively, on AiQien’s thigh.

Between the Imperial Party and Celestial Master, and the remainder of the party, was a handful of soldiers. Proper soldiers, from the First and Foremost Banner, as opposed to Guardsmen. If questioned, they would explain the reason for this… maybe. They were dressed in blue and golden armor with their helmets down, and each of them had his weapon ready for fast deployment. There was no attempt at ‘humanization’, though. They were, simply, faceless purveyors of imperial power. Not that this stopped the children in the crowd from running around at them or kicking balls in their direction, events they handled with quiet dignity. But a forceful attempt to bother the hosts would lead to… trouble.

Scattered around the party were assorted Great Secretaries and other dignitaries. The Grand Secretary, Ma Siela, had not arrived yet, it seemed. Perhaps this was the cause of some of the tension between the two girls surrounding the Emperor.

OOC: It is, of course, a party. Everyone is invited, with the following caveats: You pays your money and you takes your chances. The Roanians do not like artificial intelligence, but are trying to meet other cultures halfway on this issue, at least for the time being. The Roanians do not particularly care for intelligences that go beyond the demi-human in general, but if they behave there will be no problems.

As this is an informal event, ‘behave’ is going to be far looser then it was at my previous parties. Essential rule: Be polite, be respectful, listen to the men with the guns, and you will get no second warning.

As always, security will be provided by the Roanians. If you think the Emperor’s guards are the only security around, you’re wrong. They will all be twitchy, however. So, in order to ensure calm and peace, please leave all your guns, bows, projectors etc at home. All of them. Everything that fires a projectile of any description. It doesn’t matter if it’s a laser pointer, or a child’s capgun. This is not acceptable, and under no circumstances will exceptions be made.

You may carry ceremonial blades, provided they are sheathed at all times. You may also bring a bodyguard, if you like. He may not carry a gun, but he may carry a real blade. Again, provided it’s sheathed at all times.

Children and teenagers are welcome. Children more than teenagers, in spite (or because?) of the age of the hosts. There is a full first aid center behind some hill or other, so no one will get hurt. Certain tolerances will be made for younger children that would not be made for older ones. Be aware of this.

Also, and I cannot believe I have to say this, if your action involves another player’s character, you must allow that other player to post a reaction or deny the action.
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Postby Azura » Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:49 pm

Aboard the SLV Sciscitor (EC-1702)
The Lanthe Route, Alpha-Gamma Quadrant Periphery

Waking up was always the most difficult part of space travel aboard an Explorator: the deck plates reverberated just enough at superluminal speeds to distract you from falling asleep. Johnston Vance had spent years trying to master the technique, and had always relied on passing out from utter exhaustion to finally get some rest. His squad mates in the monastery at Rilas had taken to calling him 'Chipper' as a result. Even now, stretched out on an uncomfortable pallet, trying to get comfortable, he knew that the ship was secured for the moment. Yet it didn't stop him from slowly kicking his legs over the side of the bedding, sitting up in a vain attempt to stretch out some of the soreness from the restful sleep he'd just gotten.

"Proconsulem," Chipper whispered, noticing that the diplomatic envoy he was escorting out of Liu Xiu was staring up at the ceiling above his pallet. "Proconsulem, is there anything I can do for you?"

"Unh," the diplomat moaned, rolling over on his side. "A less-cramped ship, perhaps?"

"I wish, sir," Vance said, whimsically enthusiastic about the pipe dream. "Would you care for some coffee?"

"Hell no," the Proconsulem muttered, folding his arm over his eyes. "Sleep, Chipper. Sleep..."

"Ah, right then," Johnston nodded, feeling his back pop as he stretched standing up. "I'll extend your compliments to the captain for the smooth ride, sir."

"Meh," was the reply received. The Proconsulem was already turning over on his other side as Johnston rubbed at his eyes, careful to avoid banging his head on the hatchway leading out to the ship's main access corridor. The older Explorator-class scout ships in the fleet were being retired for official use, especially on long-range diplomatic missions. The two had rendezvoused with the Sciscitor at Eumenidum on Pinnacle in Liu Xiu, after having spent the trip from the Primareliqua proper on a larger frigate. Though there were few amenities on a Reliquai warship, they were an oasis in space compared to the frontier-spirit that had gone into designing the cramped scout ships. The sooner that they reached their destination, the better.

I don't think I could take too many more nights in that compartment.

Carefully moving forward, still trying to get woken up fully, Johnston entered the long walkway that led up to the auxiliary control deck. While the main bridge of the Explorator-class scout ships were designed to house more than twenty people, the ships were designed with a secondary tactical bridge for smaller reconnaissance teams. The adaptability is what made the ship class a prized possession of diplomats who wanted their own personal superluminal-capable vessels for factfinding trips into the home system and beyond. Generally speaking, the ships were not designed for comfort, though they were designed for speed. Short of using the proverbial Looking Glass to Auracexia, taking an Explorator on the Lanthe Route was the fastest way to the Alpha Quadrant.

Quietly, so as to not startle the occupant, Johnston pushed the hatch open to the cockpit of the secondary bridge, stepping inside slowly. Duryée Huguenot was something of an eclectic, and was quite easily-startled; coming out of Liu Xiu proper, he very nearly fired retrograde engines by mistake because the Proconsulem had come up behind him without alerting him first. Duryée was a strange bird; he was also the second-most influential negotiator in the Poinsettia colony at Eumenidum behind the Prefect, which made him a valuable asset to the Reliquai diplomatic team heading for the Radiant Empire's upcoming festival. If both the Poinsettia Colonial Authority and the Primareliqua could benefit from establishing a new diplomatic ally in the Alpha Quadrant, the mission was a sacred one.

"You don't have to worry about me, Chipper," Duryée said with merriment in his voice. "I have a camera rigged so I can see when you and Albie leave your quarters."

"That's mighty Fascist of you, Huguenot," Johnston joked, lifting the arm rest up on the co-pilot's seat next to Duryée. "I've never met a Poinsettia colonist who wasn't skittish as a deer."

"Well, when your people survived their star system getting reamed, you'd develop some skittish tendencies too," Duryée reminded him, pointing at his head. "The mind never forgets, Chip."

"Huguenot, the closest you've ever come to danger is getting drunk and nearly walking off the balconies back on Pinnacle," Vance chuckled, shaking his head. "Your grandparents weren't even born when Poinsettia was abandoned."

"Hey, fuck you, pal!" Duryée cursed in mock-anger, pointing a bony finger at Johnston. "And what has the almighty Chipper Vance ever done that's put him into danger, hmm?"

Johnston tilted his head, arching an eyebrow. "Are you sure you want to play that game?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know," Duryée conceded, shrugging. "The Disceptors are a bunch of Billy Badasses. Just know this, pal; the biggest diplomatic mission of the last fifty years, and who is the Primareliqua relying on? Me! Huzzah!"

"Well, Hell, you didn't leave us much choice in the matter," Chipper complained, this time drifting more towards reality. "You're the one that had the information on the Radiant Empire; you're the one that insisted on taking us there to negotiate on behalf of Eumenidum and the PCA. All I was asked to do is escort you and Proconsulem Keiper to the party."

"Festival, Chipper, Festival!" Huguenot chided him. It's a big celebration in the Imperial City on Rudan Prime, the Moon of Much Gladness. The Roanians are inviting people to attend, and it's a damn good time to extend diplomatic courtesy."

Johnston knew little about the Roanians as a people, but their reputation as a significant trade system off the Lanthe Route in Alpha Quadrant was well known, especially in and around Liu Xiu. "I trust that you've read up on the apropos manner of conducting business with the Roanians? I'd hate to have flown all the way to Rudan Prime, only to start an accidental war. We won't have enough bread crumbs to get home."

"Please! Has Duryée Huguenot ever let you down?"

Chipper shook his head, laughing. "All time bloody live long day, Duryée. You're like a monkey with a football."

"Words hurt, pal," Huguenot said, feigning sore feelings. "I suspect you must have kissed some serious ass to get this assignment, protecting Albie Keiper and all."

"It wasn't even my choice; I was ordered to go," Johnston answered. "A Disceptor goes where he is needed."

"A Poinsettia goes where he wants," Duryée smirked.

"For your information," Johnston clarified, "Albion Keiper is one of the most gifted intellectual minds in the Primareliqua. If there's a person alive that could negotiate on behalf of our people, it's Proconsulem Keiper. He deserves our respect."

Huguenot shrugged, looking out into space through the cockpit viewer. "I hope you're right, Chipper, for the sake of your people. It's not every day that people get to see the Emperor up close..."





The vessel being used by our delegation is a scout ship; it has only defensive weapons. There are two principle diplomats making the trip: the first and most important is Proconsulem Albion Keiper, a member of the Primareliqua government. Keiper will be attending on behalf of the Primareliqua. His second, Duryée Huguenot is an adjutant to the Colonial Prefect of the Poinsettia Refugee Colony in Liu Xiu, Eumenidum, and he will be on hand on behalf of both Eumenidum and the provisional Poinsettia Colonial Authority on Arx in the Calixtas System. Because of the closeness of the two governments, both the Primareliqua and the PCA have agreed to arrive together in a personal show of solidarity. Accompanying them is Johnston 'Chipper' Vance, their official second and bodyguard. Vance is a Disceptor, a ranger of the Primareliqua's Church of the Fidestatus. He carries only an eight-inch blade called a Falcatae, which can be checked by officials as needed, and will remained sheathed as requested.
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Postby Zepplin Manufacturers » Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:13 am

Two hours previously -Rudan Prime- Two miles beneath Mount Teko- DipSec Embassy facility

She was was well built for a human, he always liked that about her, it still all these years later went straight there. Legs that went on forever met at the hip by a tight black and white designer number straight from the great fashion houses in Sol. Her hair was a carefully arranged frizzled orange mass rammed under a draped somewhat dazzling decorative hat that would not have been out of place at a horse racing event. A data pad was held under one arm and under the other a simple sun jacket with far too many arms and apparently covered in hardened chunks of spiked fish and shells.

She was also angry. He liked it when she was angry it brought up the colour of her skin. None the less he held out his tentacles in contrition. Maybe it was time to..

“Dear they did say that I was to wear full traditional ceremonial dress and you know I look like a walking childs toy in.. “

He stopped talking his beak snapping shut. She was giving him the look.

“Gesion Fourlax the eighth you are the duly appointed ambassador to Rudan, a prince of the Forgon Moons and a blasted old fool! so for once in our lives we do not have to dodge falling bulkheads, exploding drive cores or your uncles damn marketing deals! I had to wear that damn sorn fish bikini for six hours! Your grand admirals first class! not your tribal gear! Not a business suit! not that ghastly Ubion neon thing from last year! now go back and get dressed properly before you give the dipsec staff a heart attack! and full decorations!”

“but ah”

He noticed the tapping high heel.

“..right away dear”

After all what was a 4 ton armoured ambulatory cephalopod to do when his wife asked like that. Ambassador or not.

If his beak could have grinned it would have.

Two hours later …

As he ambled up to the closest buffet his mind more on Roanian sugar coated fruit than his wifes legs his eyes focused on the suit and the man already standing there. Hrm what was ah his mental files did provide.,oh yes.

“Keiper is it? Grand Admiral Fourlax, ZMSF battlefleet, retired, hah now in this gig along with the rest of the old suits! oh yes those Fourlaxes you know the bath salt! I'm the other one, thats my uncle, I'm the admiral you know? Battle of Kharv and the whole Mars incident back in the 40s! hah! oh those were the days when you could really get your beak into someone for the fleet and dig right in! Haven't seen you at one of these before! HAH! you should try the red ones there very good! have you met my wife? Marie?”

She looked over and saw the left upper tentacle drip ever so gently. Ah. New mark. Just like the old days before he was an officer or she anything resembling more than a wild child of the deep meg.

“ Marie come over here and meet this delightful man from Primareliqua ! I don't think we even sell them anything yet eh Keiper?”

She sauntered over her high heels clicking before a set of tentacles wrapped around her her own arm draping over the old coots war torn head.

“So are you staying or just here for the fruit and view? Hah! Oh Marie you should try the red ones! quite delightful!”
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Postby Kinstantia » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:33 pm

A sharply-shined shoe stepped across the floor followed by its partner. With an elegant tailoring, the cuffs of the legs broke appropriately as the finely-pressed seemed flowed upwards along both legs. The jacket, black, like the shoes and the pants, buttoned in the front, thin lapel, breaking open revealing a silken white shirt. The tie, a dark gray, not quite charcoal, not quite black, knotted fancy at the neck and sliding down the torso clipped together with a gold tie clip garnished with a diamond. His face, squared and rugged with stylish stubble, was adorned with short black hair. Two brown eyes scanned the room. The slight chill in the air caused a burst of goose bumps along his tanned olive skin.

The fact that he was here at all was no less than a miracle of space. An open invitation stretched across the galaxy inviting anyone to come and celebrate a festival. This was right up the Kinstanti alley. They were born partiers. Yet, there was a hint of formality about the event even if the invitation didn't specify. There were imperial personages about. This meant a degree of decorum, a level of suave, and a preponderance of sophistication. If the Kinstanti were going to meet the Roanians for the first time, on the Roanian home turf nonetheless, they were going to so do with all the style and grace befitting such an occasion.

Kyran Tenaro became the obvious choice. A young up-and-comer from the empire who'd made his name in the service of His Imperial Highness, Alexander, Crown Prince of Kinstantia. A man who knew the ins and outs of hobnobbing in the imperial set who was well versed in the intricacies of such situations. As he adjusted his gold cufflinks emblazoned with his initials, he took a quick and obvious scan of the room.

He noticed the guards, who were the definition of conspicuous. He noticed the tables, the children, the people moving to and fro mingling. Rather than stick out like a sore thumb, he approached a table and gathered a small plate with appropriate portions for a healthy diet of various fruits. He would take a polite bite. The sweetness was surprisingly good. Perhaps this wouldn't be so bad after all.
It's as if someone thought, "What if we took Baywatch, mixed it with Star Trek, and then blended in a frat party?" That's Kinstantia, in a nutshell.
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Postby Scolopendra » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:38 pm

She could, as always, have been mistaken for a soldier, not that she would've minded. There were three ways. First, because she was one, once upon a time, but she'd traded the ground-forces red for the civil-services blue quite some time ago. Second, on that note, because her nation liked its uniforms and standardization to the point where the official uniform of their nominally civilian leader of their distinctly civilian government looked like their military's Class As: double-breasted short jacket with shoulderboards, black trousers, and combat boots. Everyone of any official capacity in Scolopendra wore combat boots, along with militaristic metal devices like the standard steel 'S'-shaped centipede badge on the right breast, the brushed steel name plate immediately underneath, and even golden rank triangles on the jacket's mid-height collar. They also liked their steel; the segmented metal belt with the spring-loaded buckle that sat over her jacket was made of such, and it held the third reason: a VSPP Pistol Mark II, one of the two standard armament options in the uniform regulations. Yes, a civilian government that went around uniformed and armed.

Occasionally, the Scolopendrans found themselves accused of being fascist, not least from their own citizenry. Every time the government had to cant its head, make a face suggesting that it was a fair assessment in part, and shrug slightly. They did like their symbolism, their orderly state, and their guns. Order below the state, well, that was optional and probably anarchic to properly ordered civilizations like the Eternal Radiant Empire. This was also generally admitted and equally preferred.

Mballa Ipolla, Supreme Emperor of the Federated Segments of Scolopendra, was quite willing to use her authority to change her uniform of the day to not include weaponry, but Damalin expressly 'graciously' permitted her to stay in the general regulations. There were advantages to being pen pals with the kid, a contact she'd kept up studiously since she'd gone Mama Bear on his behalf at the Peach Festival some time ago that no one talked about. They were an odd gang, those two, him with his youth and robes and her with her dark skin, greying black hair, green eyes, a stoicism approaching scowling, and obvious barbarity... but she'd been his best man at his wedding, frog-marching him down the aisle. She liked the kid. Hated most of what he had to do as the autocratic dictator of a repressive, backwards state, but gentle pressure and leadership by example would sort all that out in time. In any case, the good Emperor of Ten Thousand Years or whatever clearly had an ulterior motive and Mballa saw no reason not to enable whatever mischief her friend was up to.

Thus she stood alone with her hands folded behind her back and habitually scanning the area. Her usual partner in crime, her International Relations Advisor, had cut her loose for this one. She probably wasn't going to cause any diplomatic incidents by now, and she was a known quantity to the Roanians. Thing was, she'd never quite learned how to mingle and so she instead operated on the same principle as an ambush predator: find a strategically valuable location others would probably gravitate towards, and then pounce on them with conversation.

In this case, the strategic location was the snack table. Gravitating towards it, a dapperly-dressed young man with the sort of Mediterranean look that wouldn't have been unusual along the al-Halishi of the Scolopendrans. She figured it was as good an opportunity as any. "Try the clicklacketyclicks." She pointed out a fruit that resembled a very shiny and very grapefruit-sized plum-shaped, citrus-skinned raspberry with a funny green leaf-stem hat. "They're not local, but the former Empress ensures that they get only the best."
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Postby The Garbage Men » Fri Apr 24, 2015 6:36 am

A small practically insignificant vessel, nothing more than a mere shuttle landed on the surface of Rudan Prime. It was easy to dismiss it as nothing than background noise which was entirely the point. To those in the know, primarily Roanians, this vessel was far more significant than it appeared for it bore the two most important people within The Garbage Men Corporation, Trevor Desorté and Dominique Evangeline Alexandra Ryder-Desorté.

The pair had been married for some time, and had three children who had now grown into young adults. Yet the pair held a firm grip on the Corporation and saw it go from strength to strength. They were busy, busy with work, busy with family and busy doing whatever it is busy married couples do when they have a short breather from all of their other work.

Tonight, however, was their chance to relax and have a bit of fun. Technically, it was work but for once the Roanians opened up their doors to actually celebrate a festival, a real festival. All the preliminary work had been sorted, food and its ingredients were properly labelled and that was enough. Trevor had an allergy to onions, garlic and in fact apparently all vegetables in that family, even chives, and Dominique had also sworn off such vegetables for the sake of her husband.

The Garbage Men, did not have much in the way of Ceremonial Dress. Ceremony, rituals, and other such paraphernalia generally get in the way of work as far as the CEO is concerned. Though they do have Standard Operating Procedures, various checklist for quality and safety purposes as well as promotions and demotions however that is something totally different. Their formal dress was totally different was well.

Strolling into the chamber their “black-tie” formal wear stood out among the uniforms, armours and other such wear of many of the other delegates. Her black dress seemed to hover just slight above the floor, never touching but not leaving much of a gap either. A row of rather spectacular diamonds draped gently around her neck and sparkled brilliantly in the light. Her diamond-studded earrings matched the brilliance of her necklace and drew out the sparkle in her eyes. A small black cloth purse and black stiletto heels finished off the ensemble.

Trevor was the image of black tie perfection. His sharp features matched the sharp crispness of his clothes. Shiny black dress shoes, plain black socks, a subtle pattern adorn the black trousers with a matching suit jacket. A plain white short underneath with a plain black bowtie wrapped through the folded collar.

Their arms were wrapped together as they arrived and shared knowing glances with each other communicating things that only mind readers or couples who have been married a long time could understand. They walked and up and seemingly randomly pulled up beside Supreme Emperor Mbala of the Federated Segments.

“The Roanians don’t do anything by halves,” Dominique Ryder-Desorté stated playfully to no one in particular. She was currently the closest of the married couple to the Supreme Emperor of the Federated Segments of Scolopendra. Close enough so that her words could be easily heard by the Scolopendran but far enough away that they could just as easily be thought of as none of her business maybe by design letting the Supreme Emperor choose whether or not she wanted to engage the pair in conversation or not.
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Postby Kinstantia » Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:24 am

Kyran paused. At first, by quick glance, the person before him must have been one of the Roanian guards. Though, as he stood there in that brief second surmising the situation, he realized that it would be far too forward for an imperial guard to simply wander up to a guest and make a food recommendation. Once his brain processed the uniform and did its instant comparison to those standing about the place, it was safe for him to assume this person was not part of the security detail.

The recommendation was gladly accepted as evidenced by Kyran's placing of the whatevertyclack in his mouth and simply going for broke with a healthy bite and swallow. "Wow, now that's good," he admitted with a smile.

Without knowing proper Roanian protocol for meetingd and greetings of new persons, he would abide by what he knew from back home. It was his hope that such a forward gesture would not be received as improper. Of course, he felt that failure to introduce himself to anyone was more of a faux pas than simply being a tad too forward. After all, the atmosphere seemed a bit less formal than an imperial festival back home. Thus caution was tossed vigorously into the wind.

"I am Kyran Tenaro," he said with a polite bow. Not a full bow as one would do before the Emperor of Kinstantia, and nothing as simple as a head nod, but a gentle, slight nudge of his head and upper torso forward, then a return to their natural position in an attempt to give all due deference to the uniformed women before him. He would also omit the full title bestowed upon him by his emperor in an attempt not to sound pretentious. The Kinstanti were not known for such formality unless absolutely required.

He was a New Man as they said back home, having recently been make Duke of Akali. While the title in the old days would've come with estates and a pension, in the modern era of the empire, it came with access to the imperial family and the ability to work closely with them in an array of arenas. Certain positions within the imperial household required a specific level of nobility. In Kyran's case, the title came as part of his investment as the Comptroller of the Princely Estates. Without the ascension to this prestigious title, he would have never been able to receive such a position.

While all this would be interesting back in Kinstantia, in Roania, Kyran felt that would probably matter very little to anyone. Though, such a title did give him the ability to represent the empire at various functions, thus another reason why he was here in this place.
It's as if someone thought, "What if we took Baywatch, mixed it with Star Trek, and then blended in a frat party?" That's Kinstantia, in a nutshell.
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Postby Altarian Combine » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:17 am

Altarian diplomat Lairen floated serenely in the zero gravity of the Solar class exploratory spacecraft Fate Amenable To Change's docking bay, as it exited warp 11 light seconds from Rudan Prime. After checking in with traffic control, the craft began to accelerate towards the planet, interrupting Lairens 0G relaxation as she was gently pushed to the floor by a thirtieth of a gee. "Down here already, eh?", said Raznar, the craft's commander, climbing into the bay from the crafts rotating habitat section. "Yup", Lairen replied. "Just trying to get in some meditation time before the party". "Well, you should probably get ready. We'll be in planetary orbit in eight hours", said Raznar.

"Okay then", Lairen said, as she climbed into the habitat section. She was feeling somewhat tired, having been requested to attend the Roanian festival the day after she left the USU Stargazer summit, but at the same time she loved getting to see the universe. She walked to her room, and began to get prepared.

Eight hours later

The Skywraith carrying Lairen separated from the Fate, performing a short engine burn to bring its orbital periapsis into the lower atmosphere. After aerobraking off most of its orbital velocity, the shuttle switched its He IV-A rocket engines over to airbreathing mode, and set course for the festival, before landing in a nearby airfield fifteen minutes later. Lairen and stepped out on her four spindly legs, before getting in the cab she had requested, along with her personal assistant.
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Postby Scolopendra » Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:52 am

If it helped, the woman's uniform was distinctly different from the Roanians'. It was distinctly more... western. "Supreme Emperor Mballa Ipolla," she replied almost automatically as she returned the man's gesture with a short bow from her hips, "Federated Segments of Scolopendra." Title-and-name was a standard mode of address in the Segments outside of complete informality, and she recognized after the fact that the man hadn't shared any indicators of rank of his own. Maybe, depending on the use of foreign words. Mistaking the Taraskovyans' Vasilevs for a name rather than a title was something of a quiet shame around the Segments, so she smiled diplomatically. It worked well enough because she meant it well enough, but the lines in her face suggested the expression wasn't a common one. "Don't mind the title, it's intentionally overblown." She shrugged slightly, and this clearly suited her natural idiom much better. "It's basically what any sane people would call 'President.'"

Scanning Kyran's face, she habitually spun up the clockspeed in her encephalon and thus, as far as she was concerned, slowed down everything inside of her head. Pulling up her local copy of The Book from implanted memory, she took advantage of the Segments' quiet but enthusiastic embracing of transhumanism to see if she could match the face and name to a person. IntRelate, while good enough at their jobs, didn't have the resources to know everything about everyone everywhere in a universe as big and mixed-up as this one, so all her searches--by name (phonetic, spelling, alternate spelling, alternate alternate spelling), by visual pattern recognition (facial, clothing pattern, hairstyle), by random chances--came up blank. She'd have to do it the hard way, which, she had time to figure in her current state, was probably better. 'Pendran know-it-all-ness wasn't always advantageous.

She slowed herself back down and everything else sped back up. Hearing the diplomatic comment beside her, she took a half step back and turned to include Dominique in the conversation. "They really don't," she agreed, very silently appending though they should learn to in the back of her mind as she checked to ensure that no Roanians she could recognize were in immediate earshot. "I first visited for the Peach Festival some time back. That was an event."

Hoo boy, was it an event. The less said about it, the better. "Is this your first visit to the Radiant Empire?" This was directed to both. Another quick slow-down and lookup did gain the names of Trevor and Dominique; the Garbage Men were a known quantity to the Segments from some time back. Introductions were the polite thing to do, but she again didn't want to display creepy foreknowledge of people she hadn't yet technically met, so she played it by ear. "I'm Supreme Emperor Ipolla of the Federated Segments, though I'm sure you heard, and this is Kyran Tenaro of... I didn't catch your point of origin, sir."

Kraisee would've been smoother, she chided herself internally. Then again, Advisor Kraisee would have to have been, given his greater experience and specialization.

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Postby Northrop-Grumman » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:54 am

Parties. Whenever it was something throwing them around this wide, wide universe, it tended to be the Roanians, undoubtedly to ensure that everyone came to them as opposed to vice versa, and to display the supposed magnificence of the Radiant Empire. The Grummians had never ever run what would be termed as an official “state” party as these things tended to be; the closest had been a Christmas shindig years back. But the Chair stressed repeatedly that that had been a personal event – between friends – and not the showy, gaudy, “let’s invite everyone who has a pulse…and even those that don’t” functions that others had done. Admittedly, the Grummians had not had the greatest luck with these events. Their single event resulted in chaos, and their repeated showings at the Roanian functions proved to be less than pleasant, as each one tended to not go exactly as planned, with arguments, physical fights, and one of their own killing the heir to the Empire.

Regardless, they still managed to continuously show up, but this time was a touch different. With the Roanian/Than-Tonh conflict in recent memory, the Chairwoman would’ve much rather pulled the plug on the whole affair and keep a safe distance, but cooler minds prevailed and pressed for the sending of the usual diplomatic officer to the event. First Lieutenant Telenna Pawlowski was selected…or condemned, as some may say…to be the one to go. Officially, her orders were to play nice, play the diplomatic game, and make sure nothing blows up spectacularly. Unofficially, she was told from on high, in much less pleasant terms, that her focus should be on the other guests in attendance and not on the hosts.

So the golden-haired elf did exactly that, though she didn’t have the benefit of the whiz-bang gadgetry implanted in her head, just good ol’ flesh and blood brain cells. She remembered the Scolopendran from the Peach Festival, and the Grummians had briefly interacted with the Garbage Men Corporation in previous functions. The other fellow hanging around that group was an unknown, but hopefully that wouldn’t be the case at the end of the day. A few additional attendees had arrived and she made mental notes to find out more about them or make some quick conversation in passing, such as with those from ZMI.

Instead of barging into the nearest conversation head on with a “hey, how are you?”, she straightened her dark blue service dress uniform of the Grummian Air Force, decided to break from the norm, and headed for one of the trays of meats. She, not having much of a sweet tooth, couldn’t understand how people could sit there and utterly devour cookies and pastries right off the bat. To each their own, I suppose… she shrugged a smidge and collected herself some of the rather delicious looking foods.
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Postby Kinstantia » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:11 am

"Your majesty," he noddded. "I am the Duke of Akali, Comptroller of the Princely Estates of the Empire of Kinstantia. It is indeed quite a pleasure to make your acquaintance." It was hopped the oversight on omitting his title would be forgiven.

"Yes, this is my first visit to the Radiant Empire, and the first visit of any Kinstanti as well."

The pair who were conspicuously attempting to be inconspicuous didn't go unnoticed by Kyran either. When the emperor herself commented towards them, Kyran turned and offer a polite bow to them as well. "I take it that our hosts are quite known for their festivals," he added.

"After exploring near space around us for more years than it should have ever taken," Kyran began, "we discovered we were not alone not a few centuries ago with the two other species in nearby planetary systems. Then, we discovered, very recently, there were others we had not met before Thus the idea of meeting new peoples has rather consumed my government. So, when this invitation was overheard, well, we naturally thought this a good idea."
It's as if someone thought, "What if we took Baywatch, mixed it with Star Trek, and then blended in a frat party?" That's Kinstantia, in a nutshell.
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Postby Roania » Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:44 pm

At the party

The Roanians were unhappy. Even by the fairly low standards set for public displays of feeling by that people, that much was obvious. There was a tension in the air. Not directed towards anyone or anything this time. No one couched their words or hid additional meanings behind them; all was direct and above-board, if slightly distant. This was, in and of itself, probably unusual for long-time hands of Imperial Relations. There was also precious little contact between the Roanians and their subjects, and their guests from afar. For the most part, the upper echelons of Imperial Society had shed the hatred and fear of the foreign barbarians that had characterized them prior to Alessa's reign, and this was unlikely to be a return to more 'traditional' form, however it might at first sight appear. There was no rudeness, no anger, no questioning glances or deliberate pretense at not ,speaking the common tongue.

Some potential reasons could present themselves. The first was, of course, the combined presence of two Imperial figures and their consorts, neither of whom seemed much willing to interact with or acknowledge the other. The first was the Retired Empress, Alessa herself, showing herself to her former subjects for the first time in almost a year. While seeming far healthier than she had been upon leaving, there remained definite signs of harsh strain around her eyes and in the increasing thinness of her figure, at an age when many Roanian matrons began to plump. Her husband, Selevar, seemed... uncertain, but quietly devoted to his wife. The last year had not been an easy one for either, with his continued physical therapy following the assassination attempt, and her unexpected, unplanned and difficult pregnancy. They both certainly appeared to have aged markedly, which meant rather more for Roanians than it did for others.

The Present Emperor on the Throne, meanwhile, seemed ill-at-ease. Even for reasons besides the presence of two young women on either side of him. He had also visibly aged within the past year, appearing far less boyish then he had at his wedding. Some of that could be due to his decision to reinforce his power with actions his mother had rarely contemplated; the rest could be laid at the delicate feet of the young woman at his side, whose hand almost never left his. Regardless of the circumstances of the marriage, Damalin and AiQien (who also had visibly grown more into womanhood over the past year) had bonded on an absolute level by this point. When he tensed, as he so often did, a quiet movement from her relaxed him before he even realized it. And yet... regardless of her influence... the Roanians in the crowd were well aware that the slightest sign of disloyalty could lead to horrible things. Not just for them, but for those they loved. This was, of course, not anything new in the Empire. But after Alessa's rather more laissez faire reign it had taken some mental gymnastics.

On the other hand, maybe it was Damalin's other guest. The pretty Ta Min had drifted away from the Imperial Couple, judging that they needed time alone. Instead, she was now wandering the festival fields, tailed by an 'aide'. While most Roanian males topped out at around 5'10, Ta Min's 'aide' was roughly 6'3, and very broad across the shoulders. He also wore an expression of absolute stupefaction as he followed his mistress from place to place.

Ta Min loathed the foreigners, of course. Even if the guests hadn't known it before they would now, following her performance earlier. Now, on the ground with them, she was polite, she was friendly, and she also refused to speak their language when approached -- and if approached, she would swiftly disengage. As pretty and overtly sweet as she was, just her mere presence chilled any attempt by the Roanians to approach their guests.

As for those important enough to avoid the metaphorical thunderbolts flying... there didn't seem to be too many of them around, honestly. The Prince Nesar and his lovely wife seemed... content for the moment to stay away from the spotlight, to look around and enjoy the quiet. And as for the endless array of government officials that would generally be expected at this event... they seemed to be absent. At least, for the time being. Some individuals who had been introduced as Secretaries had been around for the ceremony, but vanished shortly afterwards.

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The unusual creature was carried, quickly, quietly and efficiently to the site of the event, and released with her aide to the party. The Roanians seemed somewhat of a loss at what to do about them. Still, they were treated politely.

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Postby Phoenix Conclave » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:48 pm

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Alpha Quadrant - Radiant Empire - Rudan System - Rudan Prime Surface
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The Conclave of Phoenix had never heard of the Radiant Empire, also known as Roania by some, until word began to circulate among the tradelanes that there was to be some important local celebration on their homeworld, and an open diplomatic invitation had been offered to any and all stellar nations wishing to attend. Careful inquires through contacts, as well as scouring the Oculus Nox network revealed only sparse information on these Roanians, but the fact that they were an old nation which had once held considerable interstellar clout was enough to convince the Conclave that an appearance at this celebration was in the best interests of the Phoenix Home Fleet.

Unfortunately due to timing, Phoenix' arguably best diplomat was already attending the Tocrowkian coronation on Terra, which left the Roanian assignment to Adala Lesaan El Arrasiid, a female Reikoan only a year junior Sadaahk, the first diplomat. The trip to Rudan Prime had been casual and comfortable for the young diplomat, and she was looking forward to exploring a new culture. Of course, as so often happens, reality had not lived up to the dream. Overall Adala had found the Roanian people polite and courteous, but she could not quite shut out what sounded to her like subtle whispering among a crowd. The surface throughts of a people not used to telepaths often 'leaked', and this was no exception for the most part. There were some individuals with more disciplined minds of course, but here on Rudan Prime that appeared to be the exception.

Dressed in a fine nano-woven silk dress with a pearlescent sheen, Adala likely looked odd to the locals, as her species resembled for all the world a bipedal skunk. An odd-looking skunk at that, as her fur had a tendency to shift colors in flowing patterns, today sticking primarily to shades that complimented the dress. Aside for the difference of species, Adala was doing an adequate job of looking like she belonged among assembled guests, or at least among the lower nobility at any rate. She lacked the natural aloofness that so many feudal societies tended to engender. Adala circulated among the crowds, catching snippets of conversation here and there without deliberately eavesdropping, and all the while sampling the various foodstuffs on offer. Thus far there had not seemed to be much in the way of a diplomatic agenda at this gathering, and it appeared to be exactly as advertised: a party celebration.

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Postby Scolopendra » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:24 pm

Mballa was, unusually, nothing but forgiveness, at least when it came to the foofaraw of titles and whatnot. It's not like hers actually meant anything--

'Your majesty?' She ran that through her head, then checked to see if he could possibly be addressing anyone else. The intentionally obnoxious title beside, 'Pendrans had no time for majesties and highnesses and graces and other such trappings of nobility... well, other than the 'zerks, but they were the 'zerks and thus a special sort of crazy. Having a city blown up and a government collapse could do that to a people, convincing them that continuity of government in a harsh universe required regressing from a proper democratic republic to a neofeudal federal monarchy. At least it was a parliamentary constitutional monarchy, or else the al-Halishi would've never recognized their old friends in Berserker. "'Ma'am' will be fine, sir," she corrected with a very rough approximation of grace and a nearly Platonic ideal of control. Whether she was controlling mirth or offense would be difficult to tell. "Padishah if you want to be fancy, padishahbanu if you want to be linguistically correct."

She momentarily realized what she might have sounded like. "No offense taken, naturally. It's what we get for abusing feudal titles." Oh, Kraisee would be so disappointed, not that she cared in any sense other than professional pride. "Welcome to the interstellar scene, then," she changed tack without excessive tact, "we're always open to meeting new people. Should the Trium's--er, the Triumvirate of Yut's--Galaxy Exploration Command ever turn up, I'm certain you'll get your fill of exopologists asking all sorts of questions about your culture and government and whatnot."

Beat. That suggested she wasn't asking. "Me, I work more on the individual level. That's why I'm here: as a favor to a local friend." As far as she knew, she needed to keep exactly whom that friend was on the delta lima. "The networking is just an added benefit." Ipolla smiled diplomatically to buy some time; working without an agenda was never her strong suit, so she fell back on everyone's favorite strategy: small talk. "Hopefully you didn't have to travel too far for too long?"

Not that she was very good at it.

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Postby Sunset » Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:33 pm

Ta Min...

"Ah, there she is... Our little minx," Doctor Ambrose was wringing his hands together behind his back with barely contained glee, "Shall we go introduce ourselves?"

"She doesn't look like she wants company," the woman just slightly behind him noted, speaking out of the side of her mouth.

"Ah! Or maybe she is expecting it, then?"

Like many of the other guests, the good Doctor and his companion... Companion was too much of an equal term really. Agent Sixteen was his pet killer but that wasn't really the title one would want to attach during invitations, was it? She was also a walking cultural abomination; While he had chosen to stick to a traditional (for Georgia) white linen suit, she was wearing the traditional Roanian Kouerse. It would be impossible to disguise her inhumanly hourglass figure, even under the all-covering garment, and the stiletto heels probably had something to do with it, but it was really the pattern of the silks that turned what might have been an homage to an affront. Hand illustrated and exquisitely detailed, they depicted scenes of bloodthirsty violence with decapitations, severed limbs, and evisceration being the most common and least creative.

Both were walking the outskirts of the main crowd after the opening ceremony and, with the young woman sighted, they began to casually follow her. Of the several reasons for coming to the event, she was by far the most potentially lucrative though considering the distance and costs involved, the Doctor had several more pots on the stove. Thus things came back to the question of how the pair were there in the first place. The answer lay in the normally efficient Sunset postal system; How a letter and its associated invitation meant for Ambassador Love at her home on Chuh-Yu ended up stuffed into the antique white mailbox at the end of the long tree-lined lane that led to the Ambrose homestead on Anuke was a happy accident that he was content to leave unexplained. It had nearly been tossed out as junk mail by the gray-faced minion who had checked the box but the Doctor had happened by just as he was sorting through it and plucked it from his thick fingers.

"Perhaps, though if we were to just walk up to her people might suspect our meeting had a less than casual intent, would they not? Hmm? Perhaps we should lead the duck, as they say," he said as he made a motion as if he was holding a shotgun and tracking an invisible waterfowl through the sky. "Wait for her to come to us and, as they say, stumble upon us?"

"A romantic moment?" She looked at him with an expression that explicitly stated she would then be glad to perform some of the more creative depicted scenes painted onto the silk of her dress on his bony body.

"Ah, er, no. I was thinking more of a heated discussion or some other less... Perhaps more realistic scenario."

She nodded and, after he had gathered a drink, they began to head further out to a point where, unless deliberately avoided, the young zealot would no doubt pass their way.

"I must say... Peach julep? Something we'll have to take home with us."
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Postby The Garbage Men » Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:17 am

The couple turned and waited for a natural break in the already existing conversation before responding.
“I am Trevor Desorté CEO of The Garbage Men” Trevor turned to face Mballa, twisting his head slightly to the right as he bowed it in respect before continuing. “and this is my wife Dominique Ryder-Desorté. Together we also own the corporation.” Dominque bowed her head in a similar fashion.

“We’d like to thank your people for allowing our son, Jonas, to live and work amongst them. Ma’am” Dominique stated “We appreciate the gesture.”

Up until this point Kyran, the Kinstantian, had been basically ignored but that would soon change. “Yes, indeed Duke Tenaro.” Trevor stated before Dominique picked up and continued picking up the dangling conversation thread about Roanian festivities. “Roanians are known for their rituals and festivals. Their parties are usually a blend of fun, formalities and the unexpected.”

“It is a rather pleasant and interesting mix” Trever went on before adding “that is quintessentially Roanian. No one else can hold an event like the Roanians. We’ve been here for business before keeping an eye on our operations but unfortunately not for a festival or an event like this. Networking, where possible, is always beneficial and so is the chance to have a bit of fun; even if it is technically work.”
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Postby The Maldorian Socialist Revolution » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:05 pm

Cecil was not a happy man. In fact, he was most decidedly unhappy, and he did not care who knew it...

Receiving his posting to the People's Revolutionary Diplomatic Corps of the Commissariat had been one of the proudest moments of his life. And here he was, walking down the grounds of an alien, as in extra-terrestrial, compound. He had been given this task by none other than the Premier himself, personally, and Cecil would not fail. No, he grit his teeth, he would not fail his duty, to himself, to Maldor, to the Premier...

"Commissar Cartwright! Commissar sir! I'm certain it's this direction sir! Absolutely... uh... fairly certain the alien festival of decadence and superstition is this way sir..." a young, occasionally breaking voice called back from ahead of Cecil. The man in question could only sigh, hang his head, and glance a forlorn look at the empty holster on his wait.

Cecil was not going to fail; he needn't bother with Commissar-Cadet Junior-Grade Jeffrey Anderson holding the map. The young man in question, a young man of nearly sixteen years of age, Cecil recalled with a groan, was soon to finish his training at the Army's first formal training academy... Not that Jeffrey had been there for even a year, none of them had. The Academy had only been established one day after the Premier had signed it into existence about six months ago. 'In his great wisdom! For the benefit of the Revolution!' Cecil hastened to add even to his internal monologue, one never stopped being a Commissar after all... Where was he?

A dull thud sounded to the front. "This way Comrades!" the Cadet exclaimed, in his best commissarial-voice, almost managing to do so without a voice crack this time, and doing passably well at concealing his embarrassment after falling flat on his face.

Oh, the idiot, right... Too much boot-polish is slippery. Maybe the Cadet would remember not to use so much next time. Unlikely, but maybe.

The Commissar-Cadet Junior-Grade had only even been at the academy for less than the six months since it was established. Sure, casualties were high, replacements were always needed, but one had to wonder where they found poor idiots like Jeffrey... His class at the academy had even been granted a special appellation, 'Junior-Grade', to mark them distinct from those who had earned the badge on their sleeve on the front-line. The thought being that, some indeterminate time after they graduate, they would prove themselves and serve with distinction, in which case the prefix before their rank would be removed, making them full commissars. That, or they would die, in which case they would be buried as full commissars... Sans pension, of course. The Maldorian Revolutionary People's Liberation Army tended to be rather efficient in that regard.

Cecil was not hopeful there would be many 'Junior-Commissars' left by the end of the year, certainly not if they managed to be as irritatingly incompetent as Jeffrey around the actual commissars. That is, the ones who are allowed to shoot people who annoy them, and traitors and cowards as well. They were granted wide discretion, however, and though incompetence was not usually a capital offence as well, Cecil didn't doubt his colleagues could work out an exception for Jeffrey.

Cecil's teeth started to make an ominous grinding sound as he watched the Cadet change direction, again... This was too much... It was just too much... Why couldn't he have his pistol...

"Pick a direction and follow it Cadet-Commissar Junior Grade Anderson! WE ARE KEEPING THE PREMIER WAITING YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!" the furious man finally burst out shouting, a vein, ever-so-precariously, pulsating on his left-temple...

Cecil exhaled, as twelve small, gaunt, pale faces with large pleading eyes, thirteen if you counted the Cadet, turned back to look up at him, mouth's slightly open, blinking ever so earnestly... approaching tears...

Oh... the Pioneers. Cecil had almost forgotten about them. Almost... Again, he felt his hand curling, aching for the familiar grip of his pistol.

Of course, the six boys and six girls were not upset that he had shouted at them, the Young Maldorian Revolutionary Socialist Pioneers were made of sterner stuff than that after all; he could probably have shot one or two of them before he got that much of a reaction. (What was it with these aliens about that anyway? How are children meant to learn if Cecil wasn't allowed to shoot one or two of them?) No, what had cut to the bone of these children, the Cadet definitely included this time, was the knowledge of something truly terrible. They were keeping the Premier waiting... Truly, the end times were nigh.

Cecil sighed deeply. This was not the end. Unfortunately. The day had only just begun, and already Cecil was watching his new posting go up in flames. Three months of bureaucratic tedium, another few on the ship, watching the Cadet fail miserably at being responsible for a group of twelve children, and now it was going to end. He will be taken back to the ship, locked in his cabin, made to do paperwork the entire way back to Maldor, given a last smoke, lined up against a wall next to Cadet Anderson and shot.

No, thought Cecil. Not like that. He had no intention of enjoying his last smoke listening to that simpering fool Jeffrey feel sorry for himself. Not if he had anything to say about it, he thought as he strode forward, snatched the data-pad from the Cadet, and sighed deeply. Cecil couldn't help but quickly reading what turned out to be a quite clear set of directions to a... 'temple' thing on the screen of the data-pad he had clasped in his gloved hands, before looking down at the Cadet with cold-fury...

"Did you read the dossier you were issued this morning, Cadet?"

A strangled sound of total despair was the only reply from the unfortunate teenager, and the quiet beginnings of a minor fit of giggles began to emanate from the rapidly recovering Pioneers. Perhaps there was hope for them yet, despite the Cadet Anderson's best efforts. Cecil roughly pushed the data-pad into the folds of the Cadet's oversized greatcoat, grabbed his shoulder in a vice-like grip, spun the sixteen year old around and pointed to a large building clearly visible not thirty meters ahead of them.

"I'll keep this simple, Cadet Anderson..." Cecil said in a low voice, leaning in close to the ear of his unfortunate subordinate. "Temple. Festival. That way. Forward. MARCH!"

Nodding with enough vigour to seriously run the risk of dislodging his peaked cap, Cadet Anderson quickly set off toward his newly identified objective, followed, with only the occasional snigger, by two parallel lines of a dozen smartly dressed children between the ages of eight and eleven. The instructions had been specific in that regard. A dozen Pioneers, of moderate intelligence and initiative, six of each gender, were to be selected two weeks before arrival, and issued double rations until arrival. Poor little idiots, Cecil couldn't help but think idly to himself, he'd sent younger into literal minefields during the war, even little traitors can still be useful, after all... but, a diplomatic function... and they had so much left to live for...

"So... order has been restored, Commissar?" a quiet, obviously bemused, feminine voice asked Cecil from behind him, as they followed along behind.

So he just couldn't get a break, thought Cecil. Now it was time for the bloody navy to voice its thoughts on the situation... The Glorious People's Revolutionary Maldorian Navy. Nearly ten years late for the war, which is bad enough, and yet, somehow, still managing to sound smug and condescending, which was even worse. A shame really, the naval 'attaché' to this unfortunate expedition, Chief Petty Officer Madeline Shelly, was a fine example; at least four of the girl Pioneers had already decided to join the navy, even one or two of the more precious boys had as well. Her dark-blue uniform, sailor's cap, and striped under-shirt showing at the collar were immaculate. She walked in a sharp step, with keen eye, a trim, petite figure, and carried herself with an air of quiet confidence. Really quite a nice contrast to the haggard looking man in an off-green greatcoat and peaked cap presiding over an outing of twelve misshapen, four foot tall, tan blobs in caps that were the Pioneers. And the less said about Jeffrey the better. All in all, a natural choice to represent the navy, and, Cecil could not help but admit, a fine specimen of the female form... He could think of some rather, 'productive' activities he might have enjoyed with her when he was younger.

"Comrade Commissar, I believe we have arrived outside our destination...unless you would like to check the data-pad again?" that smug, self-satisfied, young woman said in her smug, self-satisfied voice not even attempting to conceal her smirk. Yes, thought Cecil, a very pretty young lady, and the bloody navy had managed to ruin that too.

With a squeak and a stamp, Commissar-Cadet Anderson formed up the Pioneers before the double-doors leading to this... 'festival' thing...

Clasping his hands behind his back, doing his best to ignore the distinct feeling of condescension he was certain radiated from the blue and gold armoured soldiers by the doors, Cecil turned to face his young charges.

"Ahem..." Damn it... None of the exams he's sat for the Diplomatic Corps had a 'Giving pep-talks to excitable children' section. "Through these doors, is the 'festival' the Premier has travelled to this planet to attend. Needless to say, we are here to represent not only him, but all the workers and peasants of the Revolution..."

Well, that got their attention. Even the guards by the door seemed to listen, shifting their grip on their, definitively not decorative weapons, almost imperceptibly. Why couldn't Cecil have his pistol? No matter, it'd take more than some shiny toy-soldiers of a decadent bourgeois empire to make the People's Commissar Cecil Cartwright feel uncomfortable. Where was he? Ah, yes. Instructions...

"First. Cadet Anderson, shut up. Beginning immediately, if I look over to see you, mouth open with drivel pouring forth from its gaping abyss at any point during the festivities this evening, I will shoot you as soon as we are back on the ship. Clear? Good man Cadet, don't answer, just nod. See? You're learning."

Cecil could not help but momentarily crack his stern visage into a hint of a smile, his first since he'd set foot on this wretched planet. Sometimes, one has to enjoy the simple things in life. Abject fear of subordinates being one among the better ones...

"Second. Young Maldorian Revolutionary Socialist Pioneers..." what a mouthful, "Needless to say, I expect you to remember that I am also watching you, and you are to conduct yourselves accordingly."

A chorus of nodding heads, good... If he couldn't frighten children Cecil might as well pack it all in and off himself now; it's not as though being considered intimidating by that weed Jeffrey counted anyway...

"One last word, little Comrades. We are far from home, and though we are guests of the... uh..." Damn it... bloody alien names, "Ro-an-i-an... Empire, they are beneath you. Do not be fooled by their flair, when confronted with the iron will of Proletariat, they will crumble as will all others, of that you can have no doubt..."

Okay, maybe he shouldn't annoy the men with guns... Damn rules, Cecil would go back to burial-detail before he walked into one of these without his side-arm again...

"However! We will demonstrate the error of their decadent ways through our austere, and well-disciplined, example! Stand tall, little Comrades, today is a glorious day, as the People's Republic of the Maldorian Socialist Revolution emerges on the Galactic Stage!"

Way too many syllables... Cecil knew he'd lose Jeffrey from the start, but now the Pioneers were starting to look confused as well.

"Above all else, remember little Comrades, though victory is assured, the horror of the bourgeoisie can only be overcome through still greater horror! Guard yourselves, and remember always, Victory to the alliance of Workers and Peasants, Victory to the World Revolution... Strength..."

Cecil could not help but smile openly as twelve young voices echoed back the words, "Strength through collective suffering! Glory to the People's Republic of The Maldorian Socialist Revolution!"

That seemed to disconcert the two guards, who, after a curt not from the man apparently in charge of this crowd of terrifyingly well-indoctrinated urchins, opened the doors to the main-room of the Festival, and the small group from the PRMSR marched through them...

Truly, nothing could have prepared them for what lay beyond those doors. Even Cecil, who had once seen entire platoon drown in their own blood after being issued with a shipment of defective gas-masks, could barely contain his shock. Before them, from wall to wall, were the most colours they had ever seen in a single room. The figures, of all shapes and sizes, moving in the crowd, were wearing... Cecil had to stop himself from doing a double take at what they weren't wearing... The Cadet, Jeffrey, had within seconds turned a bright enough shade of red so that his spots were barely visible, his jaw clenched shut, eyes fixed on a figure across the room.

Following the boy's gaze, Cecil rapidly deduced the unlucky object of the boy's attention, a young woman, not yet fully-mature, but obviously no child. She radiated pure, undying, unadulterated... hatred. Oh yes... She would manage Jeffrey just fine, thought Cecil.

The Pioneers, meanwhile, were fully engrossed with what was, quite obviously, the single most beautiful thing they had ever seen in their young lives. There, stacked high on tables, stood more food than the twelve of them had ever seen in all their lives put together.

Cecil, meanwhile, leaving the Pioneers in the charge of the soon-to-be ex-Cadet, if that girl's expression was anything to judge by... Marched smartly across the room, and saluted a middle-aged man, a few inches shorter than he, dressed in a simple uniform adorned with a single medal, moustached and surveying the room with two greyish-blue eyes, a terrifying steel glint in them...

"People's Commissar Cecil Nathan Cartwright reporting, Comrade Premier Multon!" Cecil barked, standing smartly to attention.

A barely perceptible nod was all the acknowledgement the Premier offered him, as he instead glances behind Cecil, amusement crossing his normally stern features.

"I think... Commissar, that the young cadet may be in need of your assistance..." the Premier says softly, before turning to resume the conversation he had broken off with his staff at Cecil's approach.

Wait... What... 'What could the Premier mean?' Cecil's thoughts raced... 'Surely I'm not responsible for that little shit's incompetence? I spoke to him the first time this morning!' nothing made any sense, until... two words raced across the man's mind.

"The Pioneers..." the Commissar mouthed silently as he slowly turned to witness a massacre.

"Yes... They seem to have broken down into sections, and are mounting an assault on the... What do they call them? The... Doughy-Cookies, Commissar. You should try one before they're all gone, I doubt the cookies will meet with much mercy, and I cannot blame the pioneers, decadence though they may be, they are quite delicious..." the words of the Premier drifting past Cecil, accompanied by a restrained chuckle.

Cecil wished, for neither the first, nor the last time, that he had his side-arm. He needed it; he needed it to put an end to this. One shot to the temple, just like those cowards who couldn't stand the trench-line, one shot to the temple, and it would all be over,

Cecil was not a happy man.
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Postby Scolopendra » Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:41 pm

Mballa could say quite a few things regarding Roanian festivals and 'fun, formalities, and the unexpected.' As very few of them could be said around polite company, she kept them to herself.

As she stood next to the snack table, conversing relatively pleasantly with new people both officially known and unknown, she scanned the area during breaks in the conversation. As such, she spied the children. Children, in uniform. Odd. Children in dumpy, ill-fitting uniforms. Odder. Children in dumpy, ill-fitting uniforms of completely uniform color and texture, without the sorts of badges or scarves or any sort of special markings usually associated with civilian scouts.

Very odd indeed.

Then they charged the table. By habit she stepped to the side and, with one hand just above his elbow, not entirely gently brought Kyran along with her. While she may not have quite the sinews of steel usually associated with classical heroes, that was only because her sinews couldn't actually be made of steel as she lacked that particular kind of chrome. If Kyran looked down at the offending hand, as would be pretty reasonable in such a situation, he would see the scars over and around her knuckles bulge with the effort of not only gripping his upper arm but not pinching it off. It was, altogether, a controlled movement, not unlike those associated with stereotypical mechanical androids.

"خرى." She didn't sound angry, she didn't sound depressed. She almost sounded tired. She certainly sounded grimly unsurprised. "It begins."
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Postby Oyada » Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:09 pm

"Harrumph. Damned imposition, sir, that's what it is, a damned imposition,” bristled a voice that belonged a thousand years ago from within white whiskers that looked a thousand years old, perched beneath an aquiline nose on a reddening and heavy-boned face from which light brown eyes peered keenly.

“Yes, sir, but nonetheless, it is most fortunate that you were here, and the Ambassador will really be ever so grateful, and--”

“Yes, yes, I know, man. For the devil's sake stop fussing and make me a G and T.”

“Right away, sir!” The short, balding steward scurried to the bar – because of course the cabin had a bar – and began mixing.

“And one for yourself,” the other man, obviously his employer, allowed gruffly.

“Thank you, sir. By the way, sir, will you be requirin' a rifle, sir?”

“Dashed unlikely,” the big man grumbled, adjusting his khaki collar. “Won't be any sport there, what. Just some ragamuffin gaggle of catbats! Why, in my father's day...”

“Your gin and tonic, sir, with lemon and one ice cube, as usual,” the steward said, proffering the bubbling glass and keeping it firmly at arm's length.

“... thank you, we didn't go doing blasted diplomacy in our family; frankly, it's a damned imposition, and the scoundrels've no business whatsoever taking such a blasted liberty, by Jove...”

The steward, ignoring the lengthy outburst with the practised ease of a man who's been around wolves long enough to know the difference between a quick nip and an invitation to leave or lose a limb, progressively arrayed his master's jacket so that it hung just so, the khaki matching precisely the khaki of his shirt and his slightly bulging trousers, themselves brought to an abrupt halt at the knee by boots so shiny they caused blindness in bright sunlight and could set curtains on fire if pointed the wrong way.

“... and I shall write a damned long letter to the parvenu little upstart reminding her of her obligations to the family Burkensteiner-Sinisvskiy, by damn, what?”

“Indeed, sir,” the steward replied soothingly, and handed his master a freshly brushed pith helmet. “Satisfactory, sir?”

“Harrumph,” the tall man replied, and stood to attention, inspecting himself in the mirror. “Capital. Take the rest of the week off, Atkins.”

“Thankyou, sir! Will you not be needin' an escort to the ceremony, sir?”

“They shall need an escort from me, Atkins,” the other replied with a wicked grin. “I shall repair back to the ship when we are done. Ensure my weapons are ready for the next hunt!”

“Very good, sir,” Atkins replied, to an already closing door.

The older and taller man, Oswald Burkensteiner-Sinievskiy, wasn't a diplomat. He wasn't even a member of the government, or any government. Oswald was a private individual of the most individual kind; he did not care for anything to do with government, or compromise, or popularity, or (especially) convention. Six feet two inches of ageing but still sinewy muscle and bullhorn-loud voice, he indisputably liked three things: guns, khaki, and shooting things while wearing khaki. Today he had, much to his irritation, been pulled away from doing the third thing, and because the Roanians were such damned, confounded nancy-boys, with their laws against bearing weapons in public places and their damn fool habit of not keeping any wildlife around to hunt, he had been deprived of his first favourite thing, too. Had the Ambassador not been an old friend from schooldays (when they had both played endless games of Throw-Things-At-The-Geese, a game not named with much imagination), and not been down with an extremely serious case of gastric flu – the kind of case that leaves the sufferer needing intravenous hydration, and their quarters needing heavy fumigation and fresh wallpaper – he wouldn't have come at all. But old Chucky had insisted, mostly because Oswald was actually there and was pretty much the only Oyadan available who wasn't rapidly deflating, and Oswald had obliged, after much plying with pink gin and a long complaint about how Chucky was making him miss a damned good season out on the third world along from Rudan Prime, by crikey, and it was a bit of a damned imposition, what?

Still, he would make a good impression. Sort of. If he was honest, he didn't really care what kind of impression he made on most of the guests, because the one good side to the regrettable breaking-off of his hunting trip was that he might have chance to exchange stories with that grand old chap, Patrician Drakharn, once again. It was with this cheery thought uppermost in his mind that Oswald bluntly shoved aside all objections to his entry – mention of the Patrician's name seemed, indeed, to carry rather a lot of weight with the guards – and strolled unconcernedly into the celebration, making immediately for the drinks and unshipping his pith helmet as he did so, whiskers bristling. At his side, a small combination tool which was part knife, part corkscrew, part interesting tool for unblocking small holes hung ready to open any bottles that might come in handy, suspended from his uwaseya, or utility belt. There also was a small flask of tea leaves, a sachet of evaporated milk, a small bottle of sugar, and a wooden box containing a single, antique china cup. Tea was a serious business, by Jove, and Oswald would drink it properly wherever he was. He clomped up to the bar and laid his helmet meaningfully on it, not noticing that the (generally somewhat petite) Roanians gave him a wide berth, and cleared his throat.

“I say,” he asked one of the staff with all the subtlety of a charging bison, “I'd like three large pink gins. Double, there's a good chap,” he added, a little more sotto voce, with a gold coin plonked onto the polished wood for good measure.
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Postby Sunset » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:18 pm

For a long moment Doctor Ambrose stopped to stare at the chaos that was enveloping the distant buffet table. One might have even thought him fixated or even petrified except for the occasional movement of glass to lips and back to rest again. When he did speak, it was with a hand thrust deep into a trouser pocket and with the julep serving as a pointing device of sorts.

"I will admit that, based on the presupposition of a heated discussion as the mask for our interception of the young lady, I had begun casting about for a suitable subject of conversation. Finding none, it seems to have instead been presented to me in the form of a dozen fledgling troglodytes."

"Hmm? I don't see..."

"Commies, Agent Sixteen. Reds, pinkos. Call them what you will, but it is already clear that they are well on their way to throwing off the shackles of their socialist oppression. That does not, however, answer the riddle of just how they got here. The simple answer is a spaceship," he looked up through the leaves and branches of the peach tree that spread its limbs above the pair to the brilliant blue skies of Rudan and the distant twinkle of the gaggle of cruise ships, warships, and (in one particular case) garbage scows that had brought them to the far-distant world. "But spaceships are not simple, nor are they cheap. Certainly the cost and expense are unreasonable to an ideologically-saddled economic model such as they presumably labor under."

Which was a point both unfair and riff with hypocrisy; In Ambrose's perfect universe he would stand at the pinnacle of a carefully organized command economy where every output would be measured and bent to his own purposes. But, as is reasonably plain to anyone familiar with their mannerisms, Mad Scientists are almost never fair or especially truthful.

"No doubt if I were to confront them on the matter, they would respond with a pointless piece of propaganda that would indicate they have somehow replaced fusion reactors with..."

He paused and struggled with his point for several seconds before Agent Sixteen finished it for him in her best fake Russian accent.

"Glorious socialist space potato."

"Yes! And the hull of this beast? No complex amalgam of advanced materials but instead?" he prompted.

"Hearty space potato. Is making entire ship from potato. Very versatile is potato. Engines burn potato, crew eat potato, and of course rain death on enemies of glorious socialist state with potato cannon."

"Marvelous things those space potatoes. Though as a good Southern boy I of course prefer the goober to the tater any day of the week. Or," he raised his empty glass in a toast to the tree, "Our fine friend; The peach. And speaking of the flower of the orchard," his head peaked around the trunk to search the wood for the young fanatic and her pet Lurch, "Where is that girl?!"
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Postby Roania » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:47 am

Before the Children


The Imperial Couple

Well, Damalin was starting to relax. Things were going well! It had to happen sometimes, right? An event that gave him and his wife, and those members of his family whose existence he was prepared to acknowledge, the chance to get together and bask in the adulation of an undeserving galaxy. "Wife, I believe that our guests are enjoying themselves." He reached up and brushed his hand through her hair, then down her neck, along her spine to the small of her back, where he had learned she loved to be touched. She pressed back against his hand with a pleased little sigh, and then stepped forward, leaning her hands on his chest and kissing him deeply. He was acutely aware, now, how little fabric lay between their bodies... how little fabric she was wearing. Especially as her hand traveled down his body, gently resting on his hip... moving inwards... "Wife!" He whispered, sharply. Since they had established that physical relationship, she had been pursuing that connection, that physical reality, almost more than he had been. Which was contrary to his expectations.

AiQien smiled her soft, gentle smile and kissed him a second time before stepping back. "I do love you, husband." She softly, carefully ran her fingers through her hair, allowing it to regain the tightly bound status that marked her as a married woman. "I just thought I should remind you of it before we left our seclusion to meet our guests." She smiled a rather more confident smile. "And you looked like you needed to be cheered up."

"And I love you, wife." He blushed, ever so slightly, and adjusted his robes, then grabbed her hand. "Shall we, then?" She nodded. Around them, the soldiers formed a protective square. Where to go first, that was the question... and where are the idiots I have to manage my government?

To put it into some context. Damalin is wearing a more modern and westernized variation of the traditional garb, made from the finest fabrics the galaxy has ever seen, of course. He is towards the taller side of average for a Roanian, with blue eyes, bright blond hair and broad shoulders. This consists of a long 'jacket' worn over a long, belted tunic worn to the knees, over a pair of what we're going to call pants just for the sake of simplicity. AiQien is wearing a short blue sleeveless dress that probably cost more money than a lot of people would know existed. It's sleeveless and fairly sheer, too. She is reasonably delicate, but uses her body to best effect. She's also darker than is common for most Roanians, indicative of her origins elsewhere.



By the buffet table

While Damalin and AiQien worked to consider their first step, some of their guests had gathered by the table to talk amongst themselves. Nesar, Alessa, Selevar and Daeri had snagged some of the prime real estate in chairs, because rank and seniority hath its privileges. Their youngest children were now quietly being looked after by Alessa's regular babysitter - a Trollish teenager who seemed unable to believe either her luck or the money she was making, and otherwise seemed absolutely determined to stay out of the way of everyone of any importance.

"It was a beautiful ceremony. Far nicer than old TonKai did." Alessa said, softly. "And my son and his wife seem so happy together." That had been good to see. She had been so scared... so scared of her son not even finding what she had... not even finding what the... that thought bought her to tears, and she slowly fell back against her husband. She missed her children. All of them.

Selevar grunted in response, gently cradling his wife. His eyes met Nesar's momentarily, and a subtle nod passed between them. "This is a happy occasion." He said, even if he said it mostly through gritted teeth. "One where we take stock of the previous year, and find joy in the decisions we and others have made, however much we may have disagreed at the time." The former soldier looked around, noticing the absence of some figures, and turned to Daeri, who was quietly eating an apple with perfect delicacy. "Princess, has my son finally disposed of our illustrious Duke and Scholar of the 7th Rank? And even if he has, this doesn't explain why Miss Ma is missing."

Daeri opened her mouth to reply, but Nesar quickly cut her off with a glance. Something passed between them and she nodded. "Ramiel is probably no doubt choosing from among his stable what woman to bring. He's been spending a lot of time with that little brunette minx, so he probably has to decide if he wants someone else. This could take him hours of testing." She rolled her eyes and leaned against her husband with a yawn. "Besides, he's never liked the open air. He'll be here, though, don't worry."

"As for Miss Siela, Duke Selevar..." Nesar sipped his glass and smiled. He was drinking some deep purple liquor that seemed to fizz slightly in his grasp. "She said that she had to leave, because an important matter had arisen at the city. She would return as soon as it was dealt with. I promised I would pass on the knowledge to your son as soon as I could... but at the moment, he seems rather relaxed, and I judge it better to keep him that way, for him and for our guests." And that was, as they all knew, that. Even his wife wouldn't be able to draw any pertinent details beyond what he had already shared.

Grand Duke and Imperial Father Selevar is, of course, wearing his old formal uniform. Which he mostly fits into as well as when he left the service. It's a bright red and yellow belted robe that hangs almost to his feet. It's got a number of medals and feathers pinned to it, and comes with a ridiculous hat. That he is currently sitting next to. In his arms is his wife, Retired Empress Alessa, who is wearing an old-fashioned, but rather fetching, dress. Said dress is cut quite nicely, showing that she's still attractive for a middle-aged woman without being gauche. She does, however, look thin. Not thin even by the standards of Roanian matrons, who tend towards the svelte, but thin by the standards of her youth, too.

Prince Nesar is wearing an outfit very similar to Damalin. His jacket is both longer and thicker, however, and his chosen color is, as usual, grey. Grey with speckles of darker grey. One arm is holding the aforementioned drink, the other is resting over the shoulders of the Princes Daeri, who has chosen from her vast wardrobe a deep purple formal gown that matches her eyes and hair. She has changed the most of all of them, of course. Even though she has only borne two children, the former Judiciar has thrown herself into the roles of mother, wife and matron with all her heart.


Ta Min

"This is going wonderfully, don't you think?" Ta Min said brightly to her large companion, speaking as usual in Low Roanian just to make doubly certain no one 'foreign' (read: Barbarian) could understad her. We are showing the devils our cultural superiority, without needing to dirty ourselves in contact with them." Yes, this was everything she could have hoped for. It was a demonstration of Roanian culture, with little in the way of western 'influences' save for their presence, which was... unfortunate, but not unexpected, alas. If she closed her eyes and concentrated, though, she could pretend that they were here as their predecessors would have been, to pay homage to the greatest civilization of the cosmos and beg for mercy from the glorious Lord of Ten Thousand Years, lest he destroy them.

Mmm. That thought made her feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and her smile widened slightly, to the point where she didn't even listen to the giant's answer to her question. Still... still... as she looked around at many of the foreigners, she felt something almost akin to... to kinship? No, perhaps not, but to recognition. Did they truly deserve death for the failings of their cultures and systems? And... and could those failings even be so traumatic as all that? Obviously, their systems were failures, their lives built on lies, their subjects suffering for their wrong-doings. But... perhaps they were doing the best they could under the circumstances. A pretty furred figure caught her eye. Lovely pattern of fur, fetching dress... what would make her so different from the felinoids, after all? They were accepted.

Perhaps education was the path forward...

Ta Min is, as described originally, a pretty young thing. She's wearing a light grey dress that hangs roughly to her feet, with a slight window for cleavage she likes to reassure herself she actually has, mostly for her own benefit. No sleeves.


At the buffet table

Kouran, Archchancellor of the Gremperial Academy, had always considered the acquisition and eating of food to be the most important of life's duties. Followed, at some remote, by the acquisition and gain of knowledge. So while he would certainly be quite pleased at the arrival and sight of so many fine dignitaries to learn about, and from, his attention was focussed solely on the bounty before him. While many in his position and state would consider themselves gourmands, he was at his heart a simple man. Food, and lots of it. That was the ticket. Because food fueled the brain, don't you know? Of course you do!

Hovering around him, like so many tugboats escorting a battleship, were lower class members of his institution, taking copious notes and recordings of everything going on around them. One of them jumped when a massive meaty hand slapped him on the shoulder and angled him towards Pawlowski. "Watch that girl! She'll go far, mark me, eh? She'll have to! Damn shame what happened on Mars. Damn shame! Now, where did those mooncakes get to... Ah! Here we are. Did you know that the original recipe actually did call for some chalk, to get the shade right? Well, of course you did! Now, I think... that looks like a good one..."

What Kouran is wearing doesn't actually matter. He's too large for more than details to be picked out. And I mean large. Most Roanians rarely top 180 imperial pounds soakin wet. Even the large thuggish ones rarely beat 220 imperial pounds, most of which is solid muscle or bone -- especially in their head. Kouran weighs roughly 320, and is about 5'9 inches. It is theorized at the Academy that if he was placed in orbit around... well, he'd suffocate and die and then his body would mostly burn up in the atmosphere, so the planned joke falls apart almost immediately. Still, though.


After the Children


The Roanians had experienced many strange things at their parties, lately. Including, on one memorable occasion, a breach from beyond the walls of time and space. A less persistent (some would say, less imbecilic) people would by now have given up, or at least planned more in the way of precautions and contingencies. It probably would not have helped, of course, but it's good to feel prepared. But at no point had anyone considered the attack of a squadron of children upon the buffet tables a possibility. Including the designers of said table, which resisted valiantly for a moment or two, but then simply collapsed, freeing its delicious combo with a very loud and sudden 'bang'.

Only Nesar was fast enough to react when things started going wrong; he grabbed his wife and pushed her away from trouble, then quietly spun to face it, whatever it might be. Selevar wasn't much slower, though he reacted to Nesar's movements rather than the situation. Alessa was quickly on her feet and behind her husband. Neither woman knew what was going on for a moment or two. For that matter, even though they were watching it, neither did their husbands. When they all four realized, Nesar said something, and the other three laughed, just slightly, all still confused.

AiQien and Damalin, within the armored phalanx, were even less aware of what was happening around them. Their security spoke in quick, sharp word, faster than the Imperial Couple could pick up. For a minute or two, they were frozen still, the guards raising their weapons to present an impenetrable front, while targeting fed them the information they needed to sort out who had to die. Once that information had gotten to them, and then relayed to the Emperor, the air of good feelings within the square quickly vanished, and a servant was swiftly dispatched.

In the chaos of servants running around, meanwhile, Ta Min had wound up seperated from her bodyguard, her warm and kindly feelings evaporating like the morning dew in the confusion, especially when she, with the skill of one sadly practiced, saw how hungry and starving the children were. Still, she wasn't stupid. If she was lost and wanted to be found, the best thing to do would be to stay still. Her muscle would come and get her.

Kouran, though, was much less fortunate. Hungry though he may have been, he was also fat, old and slow. So before he even reached the mooncakes, the table was gone. As were his aides, frightened away by the appearance of... of children! Lower than Kouran on the academic totem pole as they were, they still had nothing to do with anything as declasse as actual 'students', let alone the strange small creatures that students pupated from. The large man made a few sounds, mostly low rumbles and strange grumbling noises as he watched the mooncakes vanish before his unbelieving eyes, the lonely one he had managed to grab dropping from his hands to also disappear.

Oyada

"So, what's all this, then?" Came a voice at the door near where Oswald was sitting. It was, in fact, Patrician Casir Drakharn. Servant of four emperors and uncle to two. Galaxy renowned sportsman, philanthropist, and strategist. And one of the last living relics of the Retired Empress' childhood. He was old now. Not that he was on the brink of death. That seemed unlikely; a certain vitality and energy flowed through him and into every one of his actions; he had a long time to go before he met his ancestors. Yet his years had caught up with him to an extent. His hair had lost most of its original black, and he had gotten slightly smaller, while he also leaned heavier on his cane than Oswald would, perhaps, remember. But his voice was clear as a bell, neither tremoring nor hoarse.

First, he led in his companions, his three youngest children, and set them off with a warning to be polite and respectful to everyone, and not to go with anyone other than he or their cousins. In fact, he said, looking sternly at the youngest, if anyone asked them to go off with him, tell it to the guards immediately. This got a mingled rendition of 'yes, father' in Druchii and High Roanian. And they were off like lightning. "My wife sends her regards. Her and the twins will be here if they can get away. Calvyn's too busy studying. Doesn't know what he's studying for yet, but he's still at it." Casir shrugged. His son, the present Duke (Casir having resigned the position a few years back) had plenty of time to make a choice and tell him. "Mind if I sit, Oswald? Course you don't." And the old nobleman dropped heavily into the chair next to the hunter. "Heard you were here, but didn't believe it. Thought I may run into at the old Lodge on Rudan Quarternary, if anywhere."

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Postby The Maldorian Socialist Revolution » Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:41 pm

Things were not going according to Plan. This was bad. The Plan is law. All must follow Plan.

It was time for People’s Commissar Cartwright to reinstate the law… The Plan is law.

Where to begin, however, was a different question. A straightforward counter-attack against the Pioneers was out of the question. Such a manoeuvre would be tantamount to suicide, and Cecil was not the new commander of a Penal Battalion… Yet...

Speaking of promising, up-and-coming, young corrections officers, Cecil could see one now, slippery boots, spots, red-face, vacant expression and all, busily gazing off into the middle distance at the girl, Ta Min, Cecil hastened to recall was listed as a ‘very important class-enemy’ on the dossier from that morning the Cadet, it now becoming painfully obvious, was only passingly aware even existed. Clearly, the Cadet was also quite oblivious of the hulking body-guard following along behind her, just as he was to the scowling man, in an off-green greatcoat, dull field-dress, a peaked cap, and an empty pistol holster, who was approaching him, murder in his eyes.

‘Jeffrey…’ the man growled to himself; those two syllables on their own enough to raise Cecil’s blood-pressure, left-temple starting to beat in cadence with his pulse again, he just needed to grab the idiot, grab the children, enforce some discipline, and all would be going back according to Plan.

A startled yelp sounds from Jeffry as he suddenly felt the leather-gloved, iron grip of his superior sink deep into his shoulder before dragging him unceremoniously, but quietly, to a far corner of the party.

“Cadet Anderson,” whose feet were now hovering a good four or five centimetres from the floor, as Cecil bored into his eyes with his own, “You had but one, one single task for this entire day, do you know what it was?” Cecil growled at the, no longer red-faced, but deathly pale sixteen year old he was holding by the lapels.

The unfortunate young man in question, one Commissar-Cadet Junior-Grade Jeffrey Anderson, felt his eyes darting back and forth, trying to find somewhere, anywhere else, to look but directly into those of his superior, as he nodded his head in silence.

“You have my permission to speak, Cadet…” sighed Cecil, lowering the young man so that his feet were once again touching the floor. Cecil deeply regretted that he was not allowed execute the boy.

“Y-y-you aren’t going to shoot me, are you, C-commissar sir?” burbled the Cadet in reply.

And now it seemed Jeffrey, for his part, had somehow made it his life’s mission to make that simple requirement, that Cecil not shoot subordinates while attending the event, really as frustrating as it could ever possibly be… This truly was a gruelling test of Cecil’s willpower.

“To answer the question for you, Cadet,” Cecil was going to need new fillings after this, “Your job was described in the dossier this morning as ‘minding and setting an example to the Young Maldorian Revolutionary Socialist Pioneers’… Tell me where are the Pioneers? And bear in mind, if I am not satisfied with your answer I will shoot you Commissar-Cadet Junior Grade Anderson,” the burly commissar doing an impressive job of both speaking at nearly a whisper, and sounding as though he were about to begin foaming at the mouth.

“B-b-but sir, how will you shoot me without your sidearm? I don’t think this is entirely my fault -hrrck-” Jeffery began to sputter, pausing to suddenly noticing a rather strange feeling of light-headedness, and that a pair of gloved hands had suddenly shifted to grip him round his neck.

Why. Would. You. Point. That. Out? ” came the reply though tightly clenched teeth. Cecil was no longer responsible for Jeffrey’s fate, in that one ill-thought response it had been sealed. Cadet Anderson had pointed out to the People’s Commissar Cecil Nathan Cartwright that the Commissar did not, at present moment, have his sidearm. Moreover, he had just presided over the transformation Cecil’s exceptionally bad day into a living nightmare.

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A sensibly safe distance away from Commissar Cartwright, she hadn’t lived this long without a firm grasp of good sense, and if, even were one to doubt that on occasion, nothing else but the good sense to stand as far away as feasible from a Commissar who was starting to reach boil, stood Petty Officer Madeline Shelly of the Glorious People’s Revolutionary Maldorian Navy.

That’s right, she thought to herself, her entire branch of the military got Glorious in its title. Perhaps, once the Commissar had finished strangling that unfortunate excuse for a Cadet, whose name the Madeline couldn’t remember, she would find a safe way of reminding the Commissar oh so subtlety of. After all, what was the point in being in a situation where the Commissar wasn’t allowed to shoot her if she didn’t have a little fun with it?

Petty Officer Madeline Shelly, of the People’s Revolutionary Ship Malpotemkin, pride of the fleet, was actually starting to enjoy herself. There she stood, the Premier himself only a few metres away, and some Imperial Emperor-Empress person… she couldn’t remember the name of. Who actually reads those dossiers anyway? They are over fifty pages long!

Sighing contentedly, Maddie idly tugged on the corners of her uniform, if her only job was to stand around, look presentable, and show the capitalists what a proper sailor of the Glorious People’s Maldorian Navy looked like. The uniform certainly didn’t hurt.

Giving the her dark-blue sailor’s shirt a tug, and making sure the ribbon on her cap bearing the name of the proud vessel Malpotemkin was lying flush, and the seams on her matching dark-blue trousers were strait down to where they flared out ever so slightly just above her well-shined black half-boots, Maddie, newly promoted to Petty Officer, could not help but smile at the thought she, out of all the others had won the raffle to go with the diplomatic mission down to the planet... And then she heard three words floating across the party…

‘Glorious Socialist Space Potato’

Giving a quick snort at the sort of nonsense these foreigners spouted, wondering what they meant by ‘socialist’, Maddie’s heart skipped a beat when she heard the next words, inquiring about a hull and the pieces slipped into place in her mind… By the time the female voice had begun its short, amateurish imitation of what she figured the foreigners took to be an appropriately stupid sounding accent to accompany their grave insult to her, ahem, that is to say, the People’s magnificent space going vessel Malpotemkin, which was definitely glorious in a completely non-ironic way, she might add, had just about made her way through the crowd to the source of these vicious slanders. Ahead full, increase to flank speed, collision klaxons blaring in her mind…

Petty Officer Madeline Shelly had just enough time to think that, maybe, today she might have made an exception to her normal policy regarding dossiers and their unimportance, or… At least looked at the two figures she had decided to lay into before marching up to them…

"Where is that girl?!" finished the figure in the white suit with a strong accent, looking around from behind his hiding place under a… tree, of some sort. Standing just behind him, clearly some sort of bodyguard, was a… well Petty Officer Shelly was fairly sure it resembled a woman, of frankly impossible proportions, wearing a frankly terrifying garment apparently consisting largely of eerily well-illustrated scenes of carnage, standing on spikes, and glaring at her with an imperious expression of pity and disgust, but mostly disgust.

As she stood there, gaping at what she was realizing was exactly what the Commissar had meant when he spoke of the ‘horror of the bourgeoisie’, the man in the white linen suit languidly turned around with a distinctly bored expression on his face. Somehow, she realized, he was even more unsettling than his lady… friend… thing…

Petty Officer Shelly gulped, as a beat passed between the three of them, obviously the two were not expecting a direct frontal engagement from one among the crew of the subject of their misplaced mockery, but Maddie had started to realize that this was not because they were impressed. As her young life seemed to flash before her eyes, not too distracting as it consisted of 18 years about the Malpotemkin of course, Maddie realized that the figure in the white linen suit was about to speak. It was now or never…

“The PRS Malpotemkin is not a ‘space-potato’!” she finally managed to blurt out… sounding more hurt than cross with the two terrifying figures by this point.

Perhaps that might have gone better, but it was merely the opening salvo! Range-finding! A warning shot even! It didn’t count…

“She is not a potato, she is not made from potatoes, and her mighty armaments do not fire potatoes! Though… uh… we do sometimes eat potatoes…” Okay she had now definitively refuted the assertion that the ship had anything to do potatoes outside of the galleys; she should probably stop mentioning the word potato now. The phrase of an old admiral she once heard that ‘A sailor should never let his boat go faster than his brain,’ was suddenly starting to crystalize in a way it never had before. The man in the white suit was definitely about to speak this time…

“Malpotemkin is the pride of the People’s Navy! Her hull is made from hardened steel, and three layers of it, in some places! What’s more, she does, for your information, have reactors. At any one time, two of her four fission reactors are running. That’s right, she runs on pure uranium and her fuel bunkers mean that she can cruise from one end of the galaxy to the other and only stop for refuelling once! Her main batteries also fire uranium, propelled at speeds so as none may withstand her firepower!”

She broke off as her burning lungs remembered their need for oxygen… Okay, definitely leaving these ground engagements to the Army from now on. Who’d have thought playing in the mud was this taxing? Not that she was shouting or anything, it was just that non-filtered air took some getting used to. That, and she was long used to standard procedure being to taking short breaths when uncertain of the air quality, as in the case there was a limited amount it would last longer, and if it was also radioactive, you would live long enough for it to run out. Where was she? Oh, right, the creepy old man and the freaky lady… Oh, and the man in white was now raising an eyebrow, apparently wondering if she had planned to continue. That was almost enough to make him seem less creepy… Almost….

“Uh…” Where had she left off? Oh, right the ship. “I am Petty Officer Shelly, of the Glorious People’s Revolutionary Maldorian Navy’s warship Malpotemkin,” she said, with a her hand curtly touching the rim of her cap, more out of habit than anything else, evidently not hearing, or very convincingly ignoring a snort, that one might have mistaken for a snigger, had one not known better, “If there are any other mistaken notions of the prowess of the People’s Navy I can disabuse you of, I stand ready to offer assistance…” There, that’s that sorted, unless she’d forgotten something, “Oh, and it is err… nice… to meet you both.” Smooth recovery, Maddie, very smooth…

A resounding ‘BANG’ from across the grounds in the direction of the buffet table interrupted the man in white, again, just as he was about to finally reply to the young woman who was by then, firmly convinced that if she focused hard enough, she could simply dissolve into the floor.

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The sound of the collapsing buffet table drowned out the sound of the, by that point bright purple and nearly unconscious, cadet hitting the floor. Unconcerned, Cecil walked away in silence, slowly taking in the waking diplomatic nightmare before him.

Cecil could only stare in silence at the devastation of the buffet table, noting with a look of resignation the phalanx of thoroughly perturbed looking guards surrounding the Imperial couple… whatever their names were… he hadn’t gotten that far in the dossier himself yet…

Glancing back over in the direction of his nation’s leader, Cecil noted that the Premier was no longer smiling bemusedly, but was instead quietly lighting a cigarette as his staff started to hastily, and in complete silence, study the possible routes of egress from the premises. The Premier only smoked cigarettes when he was stressed. The quick puffs of grey smoke rising from beneath the Premier’s moustache and the long drags that followed indicated to the Commissar that the Premier was very stressed indeed.

Now, thought Cecil, looking back down at the Cadet who was just starting to scramble back to his feet, the end times were upon them…

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At the site of the assault on the buffet table, the situation was equally dire. Though the assault was a success the Pioneers had suffered truly grievous casualties in the attempt…

As the senior Pioneer present, at by five whole days according to his count, Ivan looked over the scene with a stony gaze, taking in the heart-breaking sight of his Pioneer comrades stuck down, doubled over with aching stomachs, the richness of the ‘Doughy-Cookies’ revealed for the cunning capitalist deception they were… his eyes glanced upon a beautiful sight.

There amid the carnage, lay one, untouched, perfectly formed ‘Cookie’ at the feet of the largest man Ivan had ever seen. Not the tallest, Commissar Cartwright was far taller than this man, but… that thing where one is measuring a person’s height sideways… fat…

Moving with well-practiced precession, Ivan quickly snatched up the his delicious spoil of war in his grubby little fingers, and into his mouth.

“You weren’t going to eat that one were you, Mister Decadent-Fat-Man?” Ivan asked, quite politely he thought, between the chewing the, on reflection, rather large amount of food he had just shoved in his mouth before swallowing… Perhaps eating the whole cookie at once, after he had already eaten quite a lot of them, was not been the best idea.

And thus… the terrible Cookies of Doughy Decadence, claimed another young comrade.

As Ivan was coming to realize the pain of bourgeois cookie-based oppression, the large man in question found himself being prodded lightly from behind. Turning around, he saw a small boy… wait, no that one was a girl, who couldn’t have been older than eight, repeatedly jamming her finger into his, admittedly, generously proportioned waist.

“Yuri! Yuri! You’re wrong! It’s not like the circus! There is only one of him! There are no tiny men beneath his clothes look!” the clearly delighted child exclaimed.

“Stop lying Helga! The Premier hates liars! They are traitors! Stop lying… ohhh…” the voice of the young boy trailed off as Kouran began to feel another diminutive digit feverishly poking his, now lightly jiggling mass, evidently with much amusement.

As the other Pioneers who had reached the buffet table began to recover, they found a new object of fascination, a very large, funnily dressed, object of fascination, by the name of Kouran.
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Postby Oyada » Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:49 pm

“Patrician Drakharn!” Oswald rotated joyously on his chair as the barman poured the third (very generous) pink gin, and shoved one glass along the bar to his old friend. “My very dear fellow, how frightfully good to see you again! I say, have you been on the Quad this year? A most satisfactory season, m'dear fella, a most satisfactory season. Why, I've already bagged three salsels and a brace of tomois this week, and I've hardly been out!” The hunter slung his first gin down in a single, swift gulp, idly tossing the glass into a nearby wastebin, and grinned.

“So, young Drakharn Junior's busy at his studies? Capital, capital. Always said that boy'd turn out like his father. How the devil have you been, my dear chap? You are looking well,” Oswald beamed, and swept the second pink gin from the barman's hand, into his own, and down his throat in one movement. “And dear Aeselle, I do hope she's keeping well. How old are the little whippersnappers now? Must be giving you a bit of a run-around, my dear chap. You should send them off with me, if you'd like a rest. Just like the old days, what?”
Freedom's price is liberty. The individual and his liberty are secondary to our objectives; how are we to protect our lives, our culture, our people, if they all act independently? If each man pursues his own petty aims, we are no more than tiny grains of iron in a random heap. Only by submitting to the need of the whole can any man guarantee his freedom. Only when we allow ourselves to be shaped do we become one, perfect blade. - General Jizagu Ornua, The cost of freedom for Oyada, 1956.

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Postby Roania » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:05 pm

The Premier of the Glorious Socialist Republic of the Maldorian Socialist Revolution. as well as the Commissar and the Cadet, because they happened to be standing nearby and looked suspicious.

Many people have, in the past, accused the Roanians of being soft. This could be true, at first, and second, and possibly even third impressions. And almost definitely, they were decadent.

These soldiers, then, were probably both soft and decadent. So it was, no doubt, purely a strange affectation that, in their long grey armored robes and featureless helmets, they were fairly frightening. Never more so when six of them, their strange boxy weapons on their sides, swooped on the confused knot of Maldorians and (somewhat politely) 'encouraged' the Premier and the two uniformed officers (well, one uniformed officer and one uniformed officer-in-training) to come with them. Other guards tagged along, mostly to form a barrier between the escorted party and the aides.

They were led along, silently, to a subdued section of the grounds, where a rather strange proceeding was undergoing. An old-fashioned palanquin had been bought in, presumably from somewhere in the temple's storage. And four large, burly Roanians were standing at each pole. One of them being the unfortunate Ta Min's bodyguard, who had been pressed into service. On top of the palanquin, looking more irritated than amused by the whole scene, was the Emperor himself. As the Maldorians approached, Damalin was hoisted into the air, allowing him to look down upon them from on high. The guards formed two ranks and, with the Premier in the middle, were gently pushed forward.

A young aide who looked genuinely terrified for his life came forward, bowed slightly, and began to speak. "The Lord of Ten Thousand Years bids you welcome, and apologizes that the current situation makes it impossible to greet you as befits your station. It pleases the Lord of Ten Thousand Years that you were able to attend, but it is noted that unfortunately members of your party have behaved in a lamentable fashion. While it is sure that no blame falls upon them for their actions, as they are only children, the situation has..."

"This is unacceptable. My property damaged. My guests disturbed. My food, wasted." Damalin spoke for the first time, peering down at the three Maldorians as if they were fascinating specimens of insect. Only an expert eye could pick out how annoyed he was with the whole situation."But I am merciful. So we will do this in this fashion." Yes, he was probably only about a year older than Jeffrey. It was rather more important that they all remembered that if it suited him, he could have all sixteen Maldorians at the party killed... and if the briefing was at all thorough, they'd know he would if he found that the simplest solution. "I believe, gentlemen, that what we have here is a confused situation. Because obviously," he paused to let the impact of that word get into their heads, "you did not bring to my realm, on one of our most sacred occasions, a pack of untrained, uncontrollable starving children and set them loose. Without guard. Without being educated as to the occasion. Without awareness that many of the finest people in my realm, not to mention the galaxy at large, would be here and their behavior would reflect upon you. This would be madness, and none of you seem to be mad people. So, I am interested to know, my friends. What do you think happened here?"

The Glorious Socialist Pioneers! Marching Bravely On Into the Future!

"Oh. Oh my! I say, young... man, that is hardly appropriate. Now, stop that. Oh my." Kouran had, at some time in his distant past, had children. And even grandchildren. He presumed he still had them. His wife handled all of that for him. Always had. Good woman. Why he married her. But that was many, many, many years ago. And he'd not had much experience with children of this size since then. In a vague sense, of course, he had dealt with the current Emperor, and his... sister... since they had been small children. But they were not children. They were his students. He was permitted, within reason, to discipline them. This was a new and unpleasant experience. He stepped ba... no, that would hurt one of the children. That would be bad, yes? Children were fragile. "Who are you?"

"Ah, Kouran. Do you need a hand?" This was a soft, female voice. Daeri stood at the end of the table, surrounded by bustling felinoid servants who were quickly ensuring there was no mess. Her hands were on her hips as she looked at the children, a soft frown playing on her lips. "...children." This gained no attention, as she was speaking rather quietly. She considered the situation, and then smiled tightly. "Children! Those of you who are standing, to me immediately!" Her voice was like the crack of a whip on the back, yet somehow maternal. "Those of you who cannot stand, remain where you are and I will have medical assistance coming to you immediately."

"My wife, ladies and gentlemen." Nesar murmured from the opposite end, impressed in spite of himself. He stood in a casual way, seeming at once calm, and at the same time coiled and ready to strike. Peeking around him were two children even younger than the pioneers, dressed in adorable little clothes that probably cost more than the outfits of the whole group put together. Tonen and Rihyl had come over to obtain more cookies, and were rather frightened by the noise and confused by the strange sight in front of them.
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Postby Sunset » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:38 pm

There was, perhaps, only a few seconds of uncomfortable silence but it was only an uncomfortable bit of silence in the midst of chaos and what followed would have likely made those in the know less comfortable. Eyes wandered up and down the young woman; He seemed to be studying her and looking her over as one might an experiment though perhaps he lingered too long on the feminine attributes rather than whether or not she was healthy and fit to continue. She, on the other hand, was looking right through her. In fact, after a moment, she turned away to survey the surroundings until he caught her eye. A raised eyebrow said something but, whatever it was, it didn't seem cruel as his attitude turned genial.

"Ah! I'm so sorry, my dear. My... Friend? Yes, friend and I were simply making an unfair joke at your expense. Quite unsavory of us and," he half-bowed to take her hand and not quite kiss it, "I apologize. Completely and sincerely. In fact," he glanced over at the woman again and nodded towards the refreshments and she moved off towards them with a last look over her shoulder, "We should do something to make amends! Yes, quite right. Now, you are a military woman, are you not? Of course you are! With that uniform? Quite smart," he trailed off, whatever thought he had held apparently drifting away on the breeze until by some chance he caught it again.

"Which means no drinking on duty! And I can assure you that this rule, in every service, no matter how seemingly professional, never extends to officers. Yes, er," he stumbled, looking over to the table and back to the Petty Officer. "Ah! Yes, you introduced yourself. Quite rude of me, not to follow it up with my own. I am Doctor Stephen Ambrose and I am distinctly not from these parts. Quite some distance indeed," he chuckled. "Quite some distance. But yes, and you are..."

He waited for the young woman to make her own introduction and by then the other had returned with three drinks in hand. Another for the Doctor, a glass of wine for the woman, and a Collins glass filled with something that looked and smelled peachy and fizzy.

"And this is my Attache... Err," he looked at her and shrugged, not quite sure how to make up a name for her on the spot.

"Elizabeth Dole."

"Ah! Yes, sorry, Elizabeth. Who I never call that and thus have completely forgotten her name. Ms. Dole, this is Petty Officer Madeline Shelly, of the People’s Revolutionary Ship Malpotemkin. Fission powered, quite marvelous, and something that, I think, we should raise a toast to," he held up his glass. "To the Malpotemkin and her crew!"
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