NationStates

The Central Shadow Nation wrote:

ISAF-Usea wrote:
You have never been to Tennessee or Missouri, have you?

A quarter of my family comes from the South. Arkansas and Texas. The rest is European, French Canadians and and Polish.

And can someone post on Uprising? This is why we dont have too many roleplays at a time.

No offense, but every FC I've met has been a complete jerk. And Arkansas? Some of my family lives there, nothing much in AR but it's a nice place.

Rynagria wrote:

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
With shiny metal ones.

Did you manage to be victorious?

Well he demanded I provide him with all of my naval ships if I wanted to surrender. He didn't say whether or not they should be filled to the brim with explosives and detonated in the midst of his fleet.

Old jolt was the best. A combination of wankery/lulz/and pure trolling.

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:

Rynagria wrote:Did you manage to be victorious?

Well he demanded I provide him with all of my naval ships if I wanted to surrender. He didn't say whether or not they should be filled to the brim with explosives and detonated in the midst of his fleet.

Old jolt was the best. A combination of wankery/lulz/and pure trolling.

That's hilarious!

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:

Rynagria wrote:Did you manage to be victorious?

Well he demanded I provide him with all of my naval ships if I wanted to surrender. He didn't say whether or not they should be filled to the brim with explosives and detonated in the midst of his fleet.

Old jolt was the best. A combination of wankery/lulz/and pure trolling.

Talk about savage denial.

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:

Rynagria wrote:Did you manage to be victorious?

Well he demanded I provide him with all of my naval ships if I wanted to surrender. He didn't say whether or not they should be filled to the brim with explosives and detonated in the midst of his fleet.

Old jolt was the best. A combination of wankery/lulz/and pure trolling.

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the reasons why Ralkovia is one of the scariest motherfuckers around.

Post War America wrote:

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
Well he demanded I provide him with all of my naval ships if I wanted to surrender. He didn't say whether or not they should be filled to the brim with explosives and detonated in the midst of his fleet.

Old jolt was the best. A combination of wankery/lulz/and pure trolling.

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the reasons why Ralkovia is one of the scariest motherfuckers around.

I made it pretty compelling, which is partially the only reason he believed me. Had Admirals crying before stepping off their ships. And then each of the crew was replaced by Slaves and Death Guard. When what was left of his fleet was crippled in the middle of the Ocean, I had my slaver ships "rescue" who they could.

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:

Post War America wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the reasons why Ralkovia is one of the scariest motherfuckers around.

I made it pretty compelling, which is partially the only reason he believed me. Had Admirals crying before stepping off their ships. And then each of the crew was replaced by Slaves and Death Guard. When what was left of his fleet was crippled in the middle of the Ocean, I had my slaver ships "rescue" who they could.

Can you post a link to this?

Unfortunately it's on Jolt. It's literally a mess of broken links and an absent search function. I'd have to use the Waybackmachine

But in the meantime, please enjoy one of my favorite threads ever.

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=23862&p=907174&hilit=ralkovia+church#p907174

Found the Jolt Archives....

http://nationstates.ermarian.net/jolt/1230

Hi Guys,
Trying to survive two grueling Mary Poppins tech weeks...
I have a question, and don't explode at me for being clueless...
What's Operation Paramount, and is it open?

Post War America wrote:Found the Jolt Archives....

http://nationstates.ermarian.net/jolt/1230

If you want to find it, the guy's name was Ryanbrum or Ryan_Brum.

Haha, I have to thank you for finding this. I'm literally overjoyed reading through some of these things. A lot of the people that I used to RP with are no longer around. So holy shit. This makes me feel like I was back in middle school again.

I'm right here, Ralk. You little [expunged]...

Lyras wrote:

The United Remnants of America wrote:
A. We don't mention that name. Or else the mission after Ralk's will probably be assaulting a Lyran outpost or sabotaging a Longsword.... Hmm...

B. That plan was indeed scary.

Bring it. It would be interesting.

I don't pull punches, but if you can conceptualise a way in, you're welcome.
Plan carefully, though, because there may well be casualties

We haz reserves.

And will this be one of your longswords, or as wielded by a typical tech-wanker?

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:

Lyras wrote:
Bring it. It would be interesting.

I don't pull punches, but if you can conceptualise a way in, you're welcome.
Plan carefully, though, because there may well be casualties

We haz reserves.

And will this be one of your longswords, or as wielded by a typical tech-wanker?

I saw your plan by the way. Instead I could restart the CA. Get Blackhelm and the old crew back together and get some revenge on you Hurtful.

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:We haz reserves.

And will this be one of your longswords, or as wielded by a typical tech-wanker?

I saw your plan by the way. Instead I could restart the CA. Get Blackhelm and the old crew back together and get some revenge on you Hurtful.

Blackhelm really is not up for starting a war against me, though.

We're allies, technically. I even helped stabilize his region when his president briefly pretended to be assassinated.
(There was totally nothing sinister going on back then)

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
I saw your plan by the way. Instead I could restart the CA. Get Blackhelm and the old crew back together and get some revenge on you Hurtful.

Blackhelm really is not up for starting a war against me, though.

We're allies, technically. I even helped stabilize his region when his president briefly pretended to be assassinated.
(There was totally nothing sinister going on back then)

When someone put "totally nothing" it means there is something.

Anyone interested in attending a practice mission to test our skills in Riysa, perhaps?

Riysa wrote:Anyone interested in attending a practice mission to test our skills in Riysa, perhaps?

I would avoid asking to make missions, there is evidently a clusterfuck going on right now... and URA doesn't like people proposing more new missions... I think.

I would gladly, little Arab nation. Except it wouldn't be a practice mission.

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:I would gladly, little Arab nation. Except it wouldn't be a practice mission.

You have something to Riysa? You have something to me.

And you shall learn how sharp Riysan and Nihonese blades are...

New Aeyariss wrote:

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:I would gladly, little Arab nation. Except it wouldn't be a practice mission.

You have something to Riysa? You have something to me.

And you shall learn how sharp Riysan and Nihonese blades are...

Blades down. Now.

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:I would gladly, little Arab nation. Except it wouldn't be a practice mission.

Gladly. Can you hold your own against someone that'll bite back?

Riysa wrote:

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:I would gladly, little Arab nation. Except it wouldn't be a practice mission.

Gladly. Can you hold your own against someone that'll bite back?

Yes, I would hope you would.

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:

Riysa wrote:
Gladly. Can you hold your own against someone that'll bite back?

Yes, I would hope you would.

Oh, just be aware, it'll be a lot more than that.

Lock it down, both of you.

Riysa wrote:

Ralkovian Grand Island wrote:
Yes, I would hope you would.

Oh, just be aware, it'll be a lot more than that.

Fun! And you belong to Sancto as well. So they'll be coming too I hope?