by Burleson 2 » Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:23 am
Italios wrote:In the south, Yankee sometimes is an insult. In the North East, it's not. In Boston, it's a declaration of war.
Alveda King wrote:To equate homosexuality with race is to give a death sentence to civil rights.
Ieperithem wrote:Hopefully. A nation whose majority consists of "aspiring artists", SNAP recipients, and identity politics obsessed professional victims rather than policemen, engineers, and farmers isn't going to last long.
Lol Democracy wrote:We should give him a Qur'an with a picture of Mohammed as the watermark on every page, can't remove stuff from the Qur'an, can't make pictures of Mohammed > Islam Explodes
by Lzherusskia » Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:36 am
To: The Deerfield Gay Liberation Front
As is to be expected from such backwards, stone-age thinkers as the Burleson government, you have been branded terrorists, but it is a worldwide aphorism that one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. Your fight truly is one for freedom, and the Fatherland is more than happy to stand behind you if need be. Some will call this warmongering and a transparent attempt to infringe on the sovereignty of other nations - I call this questing for a basic human right, and I leave this message unencrypted because I have no shame in endorsing your actions.
If ever you need safe refuge, Lzherusskia's doors are open.
Yours,
by Brillnuck » Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:47 am
by Greater Weselton » Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:35 am
by Venus Theocracy » Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:35 pm
by The Leodensian Republic » Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:46 pm
To: The Deerfield Gay Liberation Front
From: KP7M4MjUYhYQ+1vGAt9laoFtCKp2d7l68OAZITE2MCHHsczF
We support your actions against this Christian supremacist nation and we would like to support your group financially and possibly militarily.
That is all for now.
Yours sincerely,
KP7M4MjUYhYQ+1vGAt9laoFtCKp2d7l68OAZITE2MCHHsczF
by Davinhia » Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:03 pm
by The Leodensian Republic » Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:04 pm
Davinhia wrote:OOC: This might belong in International Incidents
by Euroslavia » Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:09 pm
Davinhia wrote:OOC: This might belong in International Incidents
by Burleson 2 » Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:13 pm
Italios wrote:In the south, Yankee sometimes is an insult. In the North East, it's not. In Boston, it's a declaration of war.
Alveda King wrote:To equate homosexuality with race is to give a death sentence to civil rights.
Ieperithem wrote:Hopefully. A nation whose majority consists of "aspiring artists", SNAP recipients, and identity politics obsessed professional victims rather than policemen, engineers, and farmers isn't going to last long.
Lol Democracy wrote:We should give him a Qur'an with a picture of Mohammed as the watermark on every page, can't remove stuff from the Qur'an, can't make pictures of Mohammed > Islam Explodes
by The Hezbollah Republic » Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:42 pm
by Snowfall the Unicorn » Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:49 pm
by New Pyrrhius » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:05 pm
The government of New Pyrrhius has chosen to:
[_] Condemn
[X] Commend
[_] Bombard your nation from orbit in response to
[_] Feign ignorance of
[_] Like, literally can't even
[_] Report to moderators
[_] Point and laugh at
[_] Other____________________
This act of:
[_] Treason
[_] Extra Treason
[X] Sticking it to the man, man
[_] Indescribable horror
[_] Describable horror
[_] Excessive use of emoticons
[_] Ineffective bioterror
[_] Special grade stupidity
[_] Removing Kebab
[_] Other______________________
By the nation of _____Darlington__________. Furthermore, we have determined that the best course of action is to:
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit for the safety of our homeland
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit for the safety of our foreign interests
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit out of spite
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit out of pity
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit out of solidarity
[_] Nuke our capital from orbit for some reason
[X] Cheer you on from the sidelines
until the situation improves. Please
[X]Heed
[_]Ignore
[_]Laugh at
[_]Burn after reading
ourwarningencouragement.
1000%!! I USED TO GIVE A FUCK
by Naval Monte » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:23 pm
To: The Deerfield Gay Liberation Front
From:"Deep Throat"
Sunject:Aid and support
Encryption:Extremely High
Greetings,
We have heard about your plight and wish to support you despite what these religious nut jobs say about you all. We will supply your troops with money, equipment, food, water, and arms buy taking advantage of the red cross. We will send in ships and planes to send in humanitarian aid and supplies to the people of Darlington, while that is happening on the surface some of our agents who have immigrated into the country will be secretly sending you supplies and arms to help you all on your fight for freedom. How much we will help you out on this afterward only time will tell.
Yours sincerely,
"Deep Throat"
by Burleson 2 » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:44 pm
Italios wrote:In the south, Yankee sometimes is an insult. In the North East, it's not. In Boston, it's a declaration of war.
Alveda King wrote:To equate homosexuality with race is to give a death sentence to civil rights.
Ieperithem wrote:Hopefully. A nation whose majority consists of "aspiring artists", SNAP recipients, and identity politics obsessed professional victims rather than policemen, engineers, and farmers isn't going to last long.
Lol Democracy wrote:We should give him a Qur'an with a picture of Mohammed as the watermark on every page, can't remove stuff from the Qur'an, can't make pictures of Mohammed > Islam Explodes
by Burleson 2 » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:44 pm
New Pyrrhius wrote:The government of New Pyrrhius has chosen to:
[_] Condemn
[X] Commend
[_] Bombard your nation from orbit in response to
[_] Feign ignorance of
[_] Like, literally can't even
[_] Report to moderators
[_] Point and laugh at
[_] Other____________________
This act of:
[_] Treason
[_] Extra Treason
[X] Sticking it to the man, man
[_] Indescribable horror
[_] Describable horror
[_] Excessive use of emoticons
[_] Ineffective bioterror
[_] Special grade stupidity
[_] Removing Kebab
[_] Other______________________
By the nation of _____Darlington__________. Furthermore, we have determined that the best course of action is to:
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit for the safety of our homeland
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit for the safety of our foreign interests
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit out of spite
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit out of pity
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit out of solidarity
[_] Nuke our capital from orbit for some reason
[X] Cheer you on from the sidelines
until the situation improves. Please
[X]Heed
[_]Ignore
[_]Laugh at
[_]Burn after reading
ourwarningencouragement.
Italios wrote:In the south, Yankee sometimes is an insult. In the North East, it's not. In Boston, it's a declaration of war.
Alveda King wrote:To equate homosexuality with race is to give a death sentence to civil rights.
Ieperithem wrote:Hopefully. A nation whose majority consists of "aspiring artists", SNAP recipients, and identity politics obsessed professional victims rather than policemen, engineers, and farmers isn't going to last long.
Lol Democracy wrote:We should give him a Qur'an with a picture of Mohammed as the watermark on every page, can't remove stuff from the Qur'an, can't make pictures of Mohammed > Islam Explodes
by Glamour » Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:10 pm
by Burleson 2 » Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:27 pm
Italios wrote:In the south, Yankee sometimes is an insult. In the North East, it's not. In Boston, it's a declaration of war.
Alveda King wrote:To equate homosexuality with race is to give a death sentence to civil rights.
Ieperithem wrote:Hopefully. A nation whose majority consists of "aspiring artists", SNAP recipients, and identity politics obsessed professional victims rather than policemen, engineers, and farmers isn't going to last long.
Lol Democracy wrote:We should give him a Qur'an with a picture of Mohammed as the watermark on every page, can't remove stuff from the Qur'an, can't make pictures of Mohammed > Islam Explodes
by Glamour » Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:54 pm
by Burleson 2 » Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:59 pm
Glamour wrote:Sender: cassadra.davenport@gov.glam
Subject: Emergency in Ranch County, BurlesonBy the Pen of Cassadra Davenport, 43rd Incumbent Diva of Glamour
On behalf of the people of our Esteemed ad Liberated nation, I would like to offer commentary upon the recent attack involving the Deerfield Gay Liberation Front (DGLF) and the Florence Transit Authority in Ranch County, Burleson.
Primarily, I regretfully express our most sincere condolences with reference to the eighteen souls who have shed their bodies as a result of this unacceptably criminal disregard for humanity.
If it is desired, we would offer the following advice regarding the ongoing situation in Darlington County between its residents and the DGLF, and Burleson's policies regarding LGBT rights.
The counterattack being orchestrated by the authorities of Magnolia should not be executed, due to the likely possibility of further escalation and loss of life in terms of government forces, protesters and Elmgrove Cape residents. Rather, the government's recognition of the issue should be made clear b the use of aid provided to those in captivity by air. It would be wise to carry this out in as dramatic a fashion as possible, and to allow the media to cover it extensively, in order to promote the government's image and to garner universal favourable public opinion for its actions over this divisive issue.
Furthermore, in order t diffuse the situation, LGBT rights must be addressed by Burleson, and Glamour would solemnly and strongly advise that the existence, size, frustration and desparation of this group is largely attributable to Glamour's own inadequacy in the consideration of equality and civil rights involving LGBT individuals. These people are capable of atrocities as heinous as anyoe else's, especially in the face of oppression without an outlet for discussion or change. They are also capable of love, however, and therefore should be granted the subsequent right of marriage, equal in definition to that undertaken by heterosexual and cisgender couples in the eyes of the state and the law.
I, peronally and as the communicator of Glamour's populace's views, hope for the speedy and effective resolution of this incident and its fallout, as well as the full integration of LGBT individuals into society, so as to avoid further violence, disintegration and anomie, which we abhor and condemn as unjustifiable under any circumstances.Cassadra Davenport, 43rd Diva of the Esteemed and Liberated Land of Glamour
We would be glad to assist in the deployment of humanitarian aid to those under siege if this is something that Burleson would be interested in doing. To reiterate, we consider the Sexual Morality Act of 2014 to be inherently immoral.
Please forgive my handwriting during our earlier correspondence. I was significantly drunk and also being taken from behind.
Italios wrote:In the south, Yankee sometimes is an insult. In the North East, it's not. In Boston, it's a declaration of war.
Alveda King wrote:To equate homosexuality with race is to give a death sentence to civil rights.
Ieperithem wrote:Hopefully. A nation whose majority consists of "aspiring artists", SNAP recipients, and identity politics obsessed professional victims rather than policemen, engineers, and farmers isn't going to last long.
Lol Democracy wrote:We should give him a Qur'an with a picture of Mohammed as the watermark on every page, can't remove stuff from the Qur'an, can't make pictures of Mohammed > Islam Explodes
by New Edom » Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:09 pm
The Hezbollah Republic wrote:We shall support the terrorists with finically aid and weapons. 5000 Paratroopers are deployed over the small terrorist held town. "GO GO GO" All 5000 paratroopers drop from the skies like birds. The paratroopers are equipped with an AK-47 and several grenades. Hezbollah starts a campaign to convert the Gay terrorists to Anti-Gay. Pamphlets are handed out promoting Communism. If the terrorists do not become Anti Gay and Communist. We shall kill them and take the land for ourselves. Several suicide bombers are sent to the airport in Burleson. All board planes and blow them up before take off. One plane is hijacked and flown to Beirut.
by Burleson 2 » Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:11 pm
New Edom wrote:The Hezbollah Republic wrote:We shall support the terrorists with finically aid and weapons. 5000 Paratroopers are deployed over the small terrorist held town. "GO GO GO" All 5000 paratroopers drop from the skies like birds. The paratroopers are equipped with an AK-47 and several grenades. Hezbollah starts a campaign to convert the Gay terrorists to Anti-Gay. Pamphlets are handed out promoting Communism. If the terrorists do not become Anti Gay and Communist. We shall kill them and take the land for ourselves. Several suicide bombers are sent to the airport in Burleson. All board planes and blow them up before take off. One plane is hijacked and flown to Beirut.
OOC: The ideas in here are probably fine, but the execution of it is a godmod. It skips far too much time, it doesn't account for any acquisition of information, travel time or give any opportunity for discovery of these actions or any response. If I were the OP I would not accept this post as it stands and would request that it should be edited.
Italios wrote:In the south, Yankee sometimes is an insult. In the North East, it's not. In Boston, it's a declaration of war.
Alveda King wrote:To equate homosexuality with race is to give a death sentence to civil rights.
Ieperithem wrote:Hopefully. A nation whose majority consists of "aspiring artists", SNAP recipients, and identity politics obsessed professional victims rather than policemen, engineers, and farmers isn't going to last long.
Lol Democracy wrote:We should give him a Qur'an with a picture of Mohammed as the watermark on every page, can't remove stuff from the Qur'an, can't make pictures of Mohammed > Islam Explodes
by The Greater States of Racoonia » Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:35 pm
by Burleson 2 » Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:39 pm
Italios wrote:In the south, Yankee sometimes is an insult. In the North East, it's not. In Boston, it's a declaration of war.
Alveda King wrote:To equate homosexuality with race is to give a death sentence to civil rights.
Ieperithem wrote:Hopefully. A nation whose majority consists of "aspiring artists", SNAP recipients, and identity politics obsessed professional victims rather than policemen, engineers, and farmers isn't going to last long.
Lol Democracy wrote:We should give him a Qur'an with a picture of Mohammed as the watermark on every page, can't remove stuff from the Qur'an, can't make pictures of Mohammed > Islam Explodes
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