HUNT FOR COMMIES BEGINS!
Today in the Republic of Darrington, over 300 communist protesters have been arrested after a national strike for 12' hours. The event has been dubbed 'the Hunt for Un-Darringtonian conspirators' by Darringtonians and the international community alike.
The organizer of the strike, Joseph Williams, who also happens to be the leader of the controversial Communist Party was beaten, shot with rubber bullets and dragged away into a sinister black van on charges of 'high treason.'
After the event, the communist party officially condemned the Darrington government, calling it a corrupt, theocratic hellhole run by evangelical imbeciles. It was followed by many burnings of communist flags and symbols with some churches holding a special day for the police officers that passed on this sad day. Some preachers resorted to hate speech that was condemned by the government.
President Dale Bertrand McCoy has spoken on these events by stating 'These police are Patriots and national heroes that should be respected on the international level.' How the world will react is unknown, but the President is certainly awaiting.