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Postby The Dalek Paradigm » Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:35 pm


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It is 2050 and for the last 100 years the world has lived in relative peace, minor skirmishes and scuffles have occurred, but for the most part the world was a bright and shining place. Technology is venturing closer and closer to a golden age and analysts the world over believe that the last 50 years have been the most prosperous in the history of known civilisation. On the 10th July 2050 Unfallious, a small quiet island nation with a remarkable interest in space, went silent. No one could contact the government or the population of Unfallious, it was completely silent. This was not a large worry, for the past few months Unfallious had been undergoing a complete overhaul of their energy sources, transitioning to more cleaner sources of power and power outages had happened before, nothing was picked up on radar and satellite images seemed to confirm that the power was out nationwide, except it never came back, days turned into a week yet Unfallious remained dark. The international community grew worried, until one day a single message was broadcast to all nations on all frequencies, it looped for about 20 minutes before returning to static, the message, a single word, changed the face of the planet forever. "Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate".

You take the position of the head of state of your nation, having just received this message. It is up to you to judge the reaction your nation will have and lead your people through these troubling times.



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Postby United American Lands » Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:25 pm

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Postby The Dalek Paradigm » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:00 pm

United American Lands wrote:
News tune plays*
Hi, I'm Mitch Mitchelson. This, just in, the United Regions have just issued a world-wide notification. Some things in this notification, and some important things are the bits that talk about aliens. Yes, you heard it right here on Channel 4 news, Aliens. the UR believes in Aliens. If they believe in them, then we should too. Another thing you might wish not to know is... the aliens are invading our planet. Aliens are invading Earth. I'm not sure if you viewers want to listen to anymore of this. You might think I'm making this all up, but I'm not. Aliens, extraterrestrials, outer space MONSTERS. ARE. INVADING. EARTH! Before I leave you, let me warn you.
On the darkest day or brightest night, when the word "exterminate" hits your ears, be prepared for you die. BE PREPARED. BE PREPARED!

Mitch is taken off screen forcefully by Will Smith in a black suit.


[At the UAL Military HQ]
Karter Mona, general of the United Forces, steps into the meeting room.

"Men, we face a grave danger. An enemy from, literally, out of this world. We have won countless wars, and have beaten many of our foes, but this one, I fear we may not be as so lucky. The populous are scared and angry. Riots, I fear, will soon ensue. Today is only the beginning. By the end of this war, I fear the United American Lands may not be so united. May Dan help us all."

A tall, handsome man with blue eyes, neat, combed brown hair, and a blue trench coat walks in. Karter looks up at the man.

Karter says, "You there! You have no power to be here. I've no idea who you are. State your name and reason that you are here!"

The man smiles and chuckles. "Don't you remember an ol' friend? My name is Captain Jonathan Ford. Leader of the Gunda Corps and previous major general of the UAL military. I've been called back to help with this little alien thing. You need to brighten up. We're United American Lands. We got this, Karter."

"Ford! Ah, I forgot about you. You were a good mentor, but seeing as how I'm a general, it seems that I've surpassed the teacher. So, do you have a plan to defeat this menace?"

"Of course I have a plan." Ford and Karter smile optimistically.


UAL Research Lab


Karter escorts the captain to the research lab where national pedophile and renowned doctor/scientist has been working on the crashed dalek body. A beautiful, blond-haired, toned man with dark glasses stands up from his hunched sitting position to greet the two.

"My name is Cory Jones, the pedo doctor, as some people call me. I've been analyzing this alien body. Trying to research its anatomy. Although its very interesting to see an alien, there's nothing much we're learning from it. The boys in the other research hangar is testing its shell that it was in. Apparently, it's the strongest metal known to man."

"Well then," Captain Ford says,"let's go check out that armor. See you later, Mr. Jones."

"Tata, pretty man."


OOC: 1. You don't know there's an alien attack
2. I've not sent any units for you to capture

You'll need to amend your post. What I wrote in the opening post is all you know.
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Postby Jaslandia » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:38 pm

Michael Palace, Michaelopolis, Jaslandia

The Prince Regent had gathered his top officials in his office. The Kingdom's intelligence service, with the cooperation of civilian radio stations, had obtained a tape of the alien message. Government officials were listening to the the tape almost nonstop, trying to gather clues on the signal's origin. Prince Mark, Prince Regent Jason's adviser and secretary, walked in. "Just heard back from the scientist committee," Prince Mark said. "They have been able to approximate the planet where the signal originated, but their estimate could be off by a few hundred light-years."

"I see," Jason replied. Then the estimate is useless. However, I've been informed that other nations heard this signal, so our best chance at figuring it all out is to cooperate. I'm sending some diplomats to our closest allies, UAL and Vladovaskia."

"We could send Prince Peter to Vladovaskia," Foreign Minister Charles Veron, Earl of Barchinburg suggested. "They've dealed with Peter before during the Chotestant War. We could send Prince Alexander to the UAL. He brokered the Treaty of Parstadt 10 years back, so he'll know what to do."

"Very well. We shall go through with your recommendation, Veron." With the Prince Regent having given the orders, Prince Alexander set out for Guynamr, and Prince Peter began the journey to Raven Citadel.
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Postby Vladovaskia » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:45 pm

Raven Citadel, Vladovaskia - House of Councils

The Councilmen lined the slick, polished, oak table. Representatives from all lesser councils were present. A state assessment had been called by the Councillor General, Thomas Hardy. "What is it you've brought us here for, Thomas?" Derek Waters, the head of the State Business Council, formally known as Councillor Businessman, irritatedly asked. "I'm sure you'll all be interested in this, gentlemen. The military has picked up a strange piece of communication. Open your debriefings and you'll notice everything you need to know
The men silently read through their manila folders.

"What're you saying? So, one, someone out there has advanced weaponry in space, two, we have fucking aliens on our hands, or three, this is a false flag," Chairman Charles Aleksandr, head of the state and leading councilman, questioned. "Well... that's all we have on it so far, sir..." Hardy said tentatively. The Chairman let out a sigh. "It's Summer recess, Thomas, and you pull us here away from our families," Charles said with another sigh. "Alright, gentlemen, I'm calling a Council vote on whether to ignore or investigate the situation further. Whatever the call, I want you, Zalu," the Chairman said pointing towards the Councillor Intelligible, head of all national intelligence services, "to carry out an investigation into this situation. Also, what's the gist on our friends in Unfallious?" The Councillor Intelligible slyly lit a cigar between his teeth, "our spies in Unfallious show things are going to hell. Power's out, all the infrastructure's being destroyed by rioters and looters." Chairman Aleksandr sighed with depression. "It's sad to see such a valiant state go, but I'm sure someone will take advantage of the power void," the Chairman said, "also, Hardy, keep your troops on the Northwestern coasts ready. I don't want any of that mayhem drifting over here." "Yes, sir," both representatives said in unison.

"All in favor of ignoring the situation, give your yea or nay at this time now," Charles ordered. Within 10 minutes the decision was made. Roughly 80% of the Chairman's Council voted to ignore the situation. "Oh, and Councillor Ambassador, please put me in contact with an Orvelecan ambassador as soon as possible," the Chairman requested. "Council dismissed."
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Postby The Dalek Paradigm » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:55 pm

*Transmission on all frequencies*

Nations of the world, this is Supreme-Colonel Colin Rodahah of the Unfallious high chamber. We are having a situation due to the power outages, but have now regained control of the capital. We have discovered something of urgent note about the transmission originating from a place in lunar orbit. We would like to organise an emergency meeting to share this information with you all as soon as possible in a secure fashion. Please join me in the Korkois parliament tomorrow at 7pm for a briefing on all our findings, this is an issue of global importance.
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Postby United American Lands » Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:55 pm

UAL MILITARY HQ
Karter Mona steps into the room. "Men, we've received a message from the state of Unfallious. The message is, "Exterminate." It was globally broadcasted for about 20 minutes. Thoughts?"

A mustachioed man stands and says, "Well, ain't it none too obvious to ya'll? These folks want war. If they is want war, then we better give it to em!"

"Be rational," Karter says, "this doesn't necessarily mean war. It could mean a number of things. My thoughts, personally, are that we increase DEFCON to 4, attempt to communicate with Unfallious, and generally try to understand more about what's going on. If this is war, I'm sure we'll all be alright. The UAL is a fighting force to be reckoned with."

UAL MILITARY RESEARCH LAB
A handsome, tidy blond man steps onto an escalator. Another man runs after him from afar, attempting to catch up to him.
The blond man speaks, but keeps his head looking forward. "You, I can hear you running. By the sound of your shoes and the heaviness of your steps, I'd say..." He turns and extends his hand for a handshake. "Captain Jonathan Ford, leader of the Gunda Corps. Nice to see you again, Jon."

The captain smiles, shakes his hand, and says, "Same, Cory. So, you heard about that transmission from that country?"

"Oh, yes. Interesting, don't you think? I assume the government recruited you for some reason?"

"Oh, no, I'm just visiting."

"I wouldn't be surprised if they did. You're the best tactician I've ever met."

They continue on their way, reminiscing about their time together in the military as privates.

UAL GOVERNMENT CONFERENCE ROOM
The room is filled with the members of the Gervais family. The queen, and eldest sister stands.

"A message was sent from the Supreme Colonel," the queen says. "He says we should meet him. I'm very weary."

"Sister," says Ephraim, "we should not send Ellen or Erin. I believe this may be dangerous. We should allow Lord Jacob to be our diplomat. To keep him safe, let Yao Feng accompany him."

"Yao Feng?" Ellen asks.

"Forget that name, Ellen," says Ephraim. "Samantha, send. Lord. Jacob."

"Very well," proclaims the queen. "Call him, dear brother."
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Postby Jaslandia » Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:22 pm

Michael Palace, Michaelopolis, Jaslandia

"Sir," a messenger said as he walked into Prince Jason's office. "Message from Unfallious. They regained control of the capital and want us to attend a meeting for more details."

"I cannot leave Jaslandia during this crises," the Prince Regent replied. "And neither can Veron. Send Prince Frederick?"

"Your uncle?" the messenger asked.

"Who else."

"Wait!" Prince Mark cried. "It could be a trap. Maybe the invaders of Unfallious are luring us to Unfallious to kill us all at once."

"What do out spies in Unfallious say?" Jason asked.

"They don't say anything," the Director of the Jaslandian Intelligence Service, Walter Stein, replied. "None of them have infiltrated the high level of government, and those that survived the enemy attack on the country are hiding out to avoid being a victim of the violence that is plaguing the city."

"I see. I don't want to take a chance. Still, this may be important. Send the former Ambassador to Unfallious, Mr. Benjamin Stevens. If it is a trap, at least it will be a civilian diplomat instead of the king's uncle. And tell him to bring extra security."

"I understand," the messenger responded as he left the room to tell Ambassador Stevens.

UAL Government Conference Room, Guynamr, United American Lands

A guard opened the door to the conference room, revealing a man with puffy red hair and a green military uniform. "I hope I'm not interrupting," the man said. "I am Prince Alexander, Duke of Parstadt. I am a Field Marshal in the Jaslandian Army, and a cousin of King Michael and Prince Jason. I was sent here on behalf of the Jaslandian government to help research the source of these strange radio signals, agree on a response to the occupation of Unfallious, and reaffirm our alliance. Which one of you is the Queen?"

House of Councils, Raven Citadel, Vladovaskia

After a long sea journey, Prince Peter arrived on the island of Vladovaskia and entered the government building, finding the place to be unusually quiet. "Hello," the Jaslandian envoy said. "Who's in charge around here? I'm the representative from Jaslandia."
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Postby Ballarswag » Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:25 pm

Machina, "Deep Under Bunker"

James Conroy stalked the table, looking at the map and projections his generals and his adviser Richard had prepared for him long ago. He watched the planes, small blips on his map, moving from destination to destination, and the boats around the world as they paraded through the open waters. His map was something to behold, he could find anyone in his country, and boat or plane in the world, follow any train he wanted to, and even watch some rival head of states.

"Men. The time has come to decide" He said as he laid his hands on down on table, blurring the map that was projected before him. "What are we to make of the Message. It could carry grave warning, or be a rebellion Unfallious must deal with on. It could be so much, or so little. Now we must decide what it is."

The largest of the 4 secretary of the Armed Forces, Secretary of the Army General Arnold Partih, was the first to speak.

"I say we send our largest detachment of men to land on there beaches and secure a base for us! We must act while we can!"

Taken aback his comments the Intelligence Secretary, Peter Alexis, shot back a retort "Think of the lives we could lose! The information our remaining spies have provided show that the Island is a WAR zone General. A WAR ZONE. Come to your senses. Have we ever run head on into a situation before! Why start now. I say we lower Defcon and move to defend the area closest to the threat."

James surveyed the table, and after seeing the nod of heads stood up to talk.
"Our plan of action must be swift. As you all know, we cant just sit on our hands and wait for the whole picture to show up.
General Parith. I want you to station men along our coastal border with anti air vehicles and emplacements to support them.
General Mckin. I want your boats patrolling along 25 miles from our shore lines, and a want a loose chain of our in water carriers set up as long as they can go. Put our sonar submarines in the water, and all boats capable of it to have surface to air and surface to surface missiles equipped.
General Westbrook. I want to boost our air and sea radars to the max. I don't care what it takes. I want us to if even a foreign bird is coming towards our soil. Have your air-wings and choppers that are already near the coast be ready to take off at a moments notice, and I want drones in the air 24/7 running detection patterns.
General Ming. All non assigned special forces should now prepare for the worst. Have them assemble the teams if the case comes we need evac, medical airdrop, or anything else."

The Generals nodded back with agreement, and with that James turned his attention to his diplomatic core.

"I want a summit with all the leaders of the other countries of the world. Send them a request to have a teleconference to discuss the worlds feelings after this course of events. Send that to all nations, and alert me of their replies ASAP."


At this point a aid rushes into the bunker with urgent news. He alerts James to the new message being broadcast from Unfallious and their intent to host the meeting.

"Does anyone in this room have knowledge that this news is true? James said as he shot a look to this men and women seated before him. A few looked down at their computers or checked their respective devices, and one by one they returned no news.

"If this news is true, this is great, but until we can confirm this we must tread lightly. Secretary of State David, Please send a ambassadorial unit to Unfallious to attend this meeting. Send one of.. more disposable teams.. in-case this does turn out to be a trap. Send them with a double the normal security team, and have them armed to the teeth. I don't want to see our men dying because we didn't do enough for them."

The Secretary shot a look at his aid, who promptly ran out of the room, presumably to set up the team.

"I don't want a war on our hands. Our nation is reaching its peak, and a war will only serve to hinder progress. Effectively immediately we are moving to Defcon 4. You may all return to your offices now, but be sure to stay on high alert."

Dismissed
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Postby United American Lands » Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:45 pm

Jaslandia wrote:Michael Palace, Michaelopolis, Jaslandia

"Sir," a messenger said as he walked into Prince Jason's office. "Message from Unfallious. They regained control of the capital and want us to attend a meeting for more details."

"I cannot leave Jaslandia during this crises," the Prince Regent replied. "And neither can Veron. Send Prince Frederick?"

"Your uncle?" the messenger asked.

"Who else."

"Wait!" Prince Mark cried. "It could be a trap. Maybe the invaders of Unfallious are luring us to Unfallious to kill us all at once."

"What do out spies in Unfallious say?" Jason asked.

"They don't say anything," the Director of the Jaslandian Intelligence Service, Walter Stein, replied. "None of them have infiltrated the high level of government, and those that survived the enemy attack on the country are hiding out to avoid being a victim of the violence that is plaguing the city."

"I see. I don't want to take a chance. Still, this may be important. Send the former Ambassador to Unfallious, Mr. Benjamin Stevens. If it is a trap, at least it will be a civilian diplomat instead of the king's uncle. And tell him to bring extra security."

"I understand," the messenger responded as he left the room to tell Ambassador Stevens.

UAL Government Conference Room, Guynamr, United American Lands

A guard opened the door to the conference room, revealing a man with puffy red hair and a green military uniform. "I hope I'm not interrupting," the man said. "I am Prince Alexander, Duke of Parstadt. I am a Field Marshal in the Jaslandian Army, and a cousin of King Michael and Prince Jason. I was sent here on behalf of the Jaslandian government to help research the source of these strange radio signals, agree on a response to the occupation of Unfallious, and reaffirm our alliance. Which one of you is the Queen?"

House of Councils, Raven Citadel, Vladovaskia

After a long sea journey, Prince Peter arrived on the island of Vladovaskia and entered the government building, finding the place to be unusually quiet. "Hello," the Jaslandian envoy said. "Who's in charge around here? I'm the representative from Jaslandia."

UAL CONFERENCE ROOM
Queen Samantha stands and greets the man. "I am the lady of which you speak. I was not notified that you were coming here. Make one wrong move, and my nation will destroy your's. I apologize for my hostility. I'm just a little scared. Exterminate is not an inviting word. Do you believe we should attemp to understand the situation more, or do you think if we don't attack now, it might be too late later?"

Prince Ephraim stands and says, "The Council needs me. Samantha, sister, do have a good day. Ellen! Erin! Come now. It's also time for you two to go to school."

Erin does not wish to go to school. Her body language and subtle scoffing reaffirms that idea in her brother. "Dear brother, you have not completed your education yet you do not attend school. Why are you so special?"

Ephraim replies, "Erin, I am not special. I read and learn by myself on my own time. I've also completed level 6 education. I'm in the 9th area of education. As a council and congress member, I must keep myself educated. Come now, your school bus will be awaiting you."

"Fine. But before we go, I must ask this Vladovaskian something. Mr. Alex, how has my dear friend in your kingdom been? I've forgotten his name as it's been quite some time now. I did quite enjoy his company."

UAL TEA HALL
Maria's contact in the UAL military tells Maria of the message. "Exterminate." She grabs the "GTFO" button just in-case. Maria is hesitant to use the button, as she doesn't know what it does, but assumes it is for the safety of the hall.

UAL MILITARY HQ
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Postby Jaslandia » Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:44 pm

UAL Government Conference Room, Guynamr, United American Lands

"You are the Queen?" Alexander says. "It is an honor to meet you. I apologize for the lack of communication, but this is urgent." The Prince bows before Samantha and then turns to Erin. "Madame, I am no Vladovaskian. I am a proud Jaslandian. You must be the Princess Erin I was told about. Prince Jason and King Michael are well, as are Prince Franklin, who is around the same age as you, and Crown Prince Lawrence, who gave you a tour of the palace from what I've heard. Jaslandia is well, but we are all concerned about the recent events." The Duke of Parstadt turns back to the Queen. "We definitely need to learn more before we take major action. We don't know the strength of Unfallious's invaders, so we should not risk war. I assume you heard the message from the Supreme-Colonel of Unfallious. I have fears this meeting he mentions is a trap orchestrated by the invaders. What are you thoughts? What has your government found out about this menace?"

Jaslandian Military Headquarters, Michaelopolis, Jaslandia

While the government of Jaslandia responded to the crisis diplomatically and scientifically, it was soon realized that a military response may be necessary. To that, Prince Jason held a meeting with the Army Council of Seven, the heads of the Navy and Air Force, and other top commanders.

"While Jaslandia has previously been interventionist in international relations," Marshal Philip Alanzo explained. "This is an enemy unlike we've ever seen. We have never encountered an enemy that has the capacity to completely cut off communications from a nation for days. We must prepare, but we cannot attack."

"What is there to be afraid of?" Admiral David Miller asked. "We are far away from Unfallious, and they can't get to us without breaking through our navy. I am confident our navy will be able to defend against Unfallious's invaders."

"The rest of us are not as confident," Grand Admiral Paul Beauregard replied. "For all we know, these invaders could have a stronger navy than even our mighty navy. We cannot put our people's lives at risk until we know what we are up against."

"We don't know their air power either," Air Force General Douglas Smith added. "I suggest we construct more anti-aircraft batteries on the beaches and near the cities, and perform maintenance on those we already have."

Prince Regent Jason nodded. "Very well. We shall allow you to execute your plan, General Smith, and allow you discretion over how many AA batteries are to be built."

"I also suggest we move 200,000 troops here," Defense Minister Israel Palom said, pointing to the map.
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"Area closest to Unfallious," Prince Jason remarked. Sound idea. I approve. Beauregard, can you arrange for a naval squadron to patrol that area? We need to protect our troops."

"Of course," Beauregard replied.

"There's an air force base in the area," General Smith stated. "I'll make sure the guys over there keep a close eye on things."

"Thank you, Smith," the Prince Regent said. "Meeting dismissed." As the generals and admirals filed out of the room, the phone next to Prince Jason began to ring. "Hello?" He said. It was a representative from Ballarswag. "A teleconference? That would be wise. I recommend we do it soon, before the situation deteriorates further."

Michael Palace, Michaelopolis, Jaslandia

Elsewhere, King Michael was soon to go on live, broadcasting a message on all major TV and radio stations. The King sat at his desk, and went live. "Good evening. As many of you know, strange signals have been heard on the radio lately. We've conducted a thorough investigation, but all we can determine with certainty is that the message is from far away in the galaxy. We are continuing our investigation, and have also reached out to other nations to not only investigate the signal, but also to respond to the situation in Unfallious, which has been cut off from the world. Rest assured, my government will not rest until we determine the source of all this. And, if we ever need to respond in a military fashion, we will fight, and we will persevere. We will never surrender. Never. Thank you, goodnight, and god bless us all."
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Postby Vladovaskia » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:16 pm

Raven Citadel, Vladovaskia - House of Councils

A young, blonde secretary woman noticed the hurried Jasa diplomat. "Errrmmmm... I.D. please?" she asked questioningly. "Very well, Chairman Charles Aleksandr is still in the Situation Room. Here, let me show you," she said as she led the diplomat to the Chairman.

Meanwhile, as the diplomat was encountering the secretary, Charles and Councillor General Thomas Hardy were discussing the Unfallious situation. "Thomas, you know how things work in this government... we have to keep the Councillors happy, or else we lose office," the Chairman said solemnly. "I know, Charles, but... we can't let this country fall to the lust of power!" Hardy responded. "Very well, Thomas," the Chairman went to say as he was interrupted by a message over the holoscreen. The message from the leader of Unfallious left both men in awe. "What do we do?!?" Hardy asked excitedly. "...I'll appease you, but only because we're friends! We'll send a man," Charles said, "BUT! We are not sending a ranking ambassador. You find me the newest recruit we have in the military. A prime, uneducated man who takes orders. Bring him to me. We'll bring him to the status of a high-ranking ambassador. We can't risk a man in this ploy," the Chairman said in a strong tone. "Thank you so much Char..." Hardy was saying as a strange, Jasa man walked into the door. "Ahhh, yes! I was informed of your travel here. Welcome to Vladovaskia, my friend. What can we discuss?" the Chairman asked professionally.

Outskirts of Korkois, Unfallious - Freedom's Front Base of Operations

A group of men crowded around a campfire, their simple tents illuminated by the light. However, none of them would have ever guess that among their ranks was one of the highest-ranking Vladovastok spies. Issued directly from the KAV (Kentral Agency of Vladovaskia) the man was trained in almost every style of fighting known to man. His entrance into the Agency as a political analyst enabled him to understand the politics of situations as well. "They've left us. The government is abandoning the country with all of the money. They never gave a SHIT about us!" yelled one of the more rhetoric-spewing members. "Listen, we can't get hot-headed with this. Now, the situation as is, we're fucked, but there's a chance. We take the country back ourselves. Start with the rural outlying areas, and we'll work our way back into Korkois. As for now, ensure that it's kept under siege. We can do this, guys," the obvious leader of the sect calmed the others. "Tomorrow the government's holding a meeting with the world. I heard it over my radio. We can't kill those men, or we screw ourselves worse than we are now. Keep the siege sustaining, but not destructive. Agreed?" the Vladovastok spy, Tyrian Long, put forth to the group. The men mumbled in agreement. The group had recently 'secured' a drop of fresh weaponry and armor from a rural neighborhood. Outlying conspiracy theorists claimed the Vladovastok government supported the group, but there was no hard evidence.
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Postby Jaslandia » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:30 pm

House of Councils, Raven Citadel, Vladovaskia

"I am Prince Peter," the Jaslandian man said as he entered the room. "Brother of King Michael and Prince Jason. I come for three purposes: to reaffirm the close friendship between our two nations, to coordinate a response to the situation in Unfallious, and to help investigate the mysterious radio signals." Peter sat down at the table near the Chairman. "Since the third is the most pressing, I shall start with that one: what have you found out about these radio signals, particularly the ones saying 'Exterminate'? The only things my nation's scientists can determine is that the signals come from many light-years away in the galaxy, but I've heard they're even starting to question that conclusion. I do hope your nation's researchers have had better luck."
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Postby Liberated Democratic Republics » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:43 pm

Oval Office, Icecrown Citadel, COLDR

President Hominus DeGlacies sits down at the conference table with Earl Tell, the Secretary of Defense, and Frederick Urwell, the Secretary of State.


PHD: Thank you for meeting me at such short notice, gentlemen. Mr Urwell, status update on foreign affairs please.

FU: Sir, Unfallious has reportedly regained control of the capital, and are requesting our attendance at an emergency meeting tomorrow. Also, Ballarswag has requested a teleconference.

PHD: ok. Send Ambassador Clinton to the meeting. She's elderly, and won't hold up long under torture, in case it's a trap. I want a squadron of fully armed soldiers to escort her as a security detail. Have them bring their AKs, not anything fancy. Wouldn't want to show off our ...more advanced weapons to anyone else. I'll speak during the teleconference myself. Also, inform the leaders of Vladovaskia and Orveleca that I would like to speak with them. Separately.

FU: understood, sir.

PHD: Earl, what do you recommend we do from a military standpoint?

ET: Well, Ice, lemme tell ya. Frankly, we've got no idea who these guys are or how well they're armed. I reckon we should move anti-aircraft and troops to the southern coast.

PHD: sounds like a solid plan to me. Keep the rest of the military on high alert too, in case we need to move anywhere quickly. Thank you, Gentlemen.
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Postby Orveleca » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:01 pm

Supreme Magistrate Mencken
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Minister of Arcane Science Saito
Minister of Image Montgomery
Minister of Morale Parks
Minister of Technology Smith
Minister of Peace Summers
Nameless Tribunes
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It's been a few hours since the signal from Unfallious was first received by the Orvelecan military. As soon as the soldier stationed by it heard what was coming through, he went to the bathroom. He then immediately told his superiors, who relayed it through the chain of command until it reached the Supreme Magistrate himself, who already knew because he owns a radio. The Court of Tribunes is meeting to decide what to do in response to the incident.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to try and figure out what's going on within Unfallious. Minister Douglas, you have the floor.

Minister Douglas stands while nearly everyone in the room wonders how a woman of such obviously Irish descent could belong to a centuries-old family in a country almost exclusively composed of persons of colour.

Thank you, your honor. I propose an increase in our military presence in the <WHATEVER THE WATER BETWEEN ME AND UNFALLIOUS IS CALLED>, as well as a manned mission into Unfallious territory to determine the cause of the problems, and if necessary, eliminate them.

Ma'am, as far as we know, they've been overthrown in a coup. Do you really want our first encounter with them to be through military force?

And you'd propose what? To airdrop some roses and hope they call?

He's not wrong. As far as we know, they're lead by some crazy man who claims to be a god. And as far as we know, they could be armed with nuclear weapons. If we simply run in shooting, they're liable to shoot back.

But what if it's not a coup? What if it's something else, like... aliens?

Who elected you? If this is about that "UFO" that crashed into that farmer's house last month, we've established that it was a weather balloon.

In any case, I propose we increase military presence in the strait, but send in an unarmed group of about five or so diplomats. If they get killed, we react with the necessary force.

Agreed. We triple naval presence in that region and send in seven diplomats on a deep sea fishing boat. This meeting is adjourned.

Vladovaskia wrote:"Oh, and Councillor Ambassador, please put me in contact with an Orvelecan ambassador as soon as possible," the Chairman requested. "Council dismissed."


Ambassador Croshaw limps into the office and plants himself down hard on a chair.

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Postby Ballarswag » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:12 pm

Ballarswagian ambassadors are sent personally to Orveleca and Vladoskia, bearing with them potential treaties in a sealed package, only for the nations leaders to read, in hopes that if a war breaks out, some help locally may be aquired.

Along with the treaties, a wealth of the finest Ballarswagian desserts, world famous Ballarswagian chocolate, and a token gem is sent for the respective rulers of Orveleca and Vladoskia in hopes to appease the rulers.

The treaties read as followed

Orv-Swag accords
1. Should either region be attack, be it foreign or domestic, the region able to help the other will immediately dispatch naval and air supprt to the embattled nation, along with and additional forces decided upon by the ruler of the supporting country
2. A line of communication shall be open between both rulers at all times
3. Should one nation be devestated to a immeurable point, the goverment of the destroyed country will be granted shelter in the co-signed region, and will be given what is nessecary to get back to working order
4. Should the need arise, both regions agree to assit each other in any rebuilding, fortification, and resupplying that may take place. This includes but is not limited to materials, laborers, supplies, engineers, equipment, or any other forth of aid.
5. A trade agreement will be put in place to allow for open trade, free of tariffs or exclusion. Both nations will work to protect trade, and ensure safe passage as far as possible for ship, planes, and trains.
6. This treaty will be rendered null and void should one nation signed into this treaty created or fuel agression towards the opposite co signed party.


Attached is a note asking what it would take for the treaty to be signed, along with a handwritten letter for the Supreme Magistrate detailing worry on the part of James Conroy


BallarSkia accords
1. Should either region be attack, be it foreign or domestic, the region able to help the other will immediately dispatch naval and air supprt an if needed ground troops to the embattled nation, along with and additional forces decided upon by the ruler of the supporting country
2. A line of communication shall be open between both rulers at all times
3. Should one nation be devestated to a immeurable point, the goverment of the destroyed country will be granted shelter in the co-signed region, and will be given what is nessecary to get back to working order
4. Should the need arise, both regions agree to assit each other in any rebuilding, fortification, and resupplying that may take place. This includes but is not limited to materials, laborers, supplies, engineers, equipment, or any other forth of aid.
5. A trade agreement will be put in place to allow for open trade, free of tariffs or exclusion. Both nations will work to protect trade, and ensure safe passage as far as possible for ship, planes, and trains.
6. This treaty will be rendered null and void should one nation signed into this treaty created or fuel aggression towards the opposite co signed party.

A letter is attached asking what it would take for the treaty to be signed, along with a letter asking for 50 baskets for the royal palace back in Machina
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Postby United American Lands » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:15 pm

Jaslandia wrote:UAL Government Conference Room, Guynamr, United American Lands

"You are the Queen?" Alexander says. "It is an honor to meet you. I apologize for the lack of communication, but this is urgent." The Prince bows before Samantha and then turns to Erin. "Madame, I am no Vladovaskian. I am a proud Jaslandian. You must be the Princess Erin I was told about. Prince Jason and King Michael are well, as are Prince Franklin, who is around the same age as you, and Crown Prince Lawrence, who gave you a tour of the palace from what I've heard. Jaslandia is well, but we are all concerned about the recent events." The Duke of Parstadt turns back to the Queen. "We definitely need to learn more before we take major action. We don't know the strength of Unfallious's invaders, so we should not risk war. I assume you heard the message from the Supreme-Colonel of Unfallious. I have fears this meeting he mentions is a trap orchestrated by the invaders. What are you thoughts? What has your government found out about this menace?"

Jaslandian Military Headquarters, Michaelopolis, Jaslandia

While the government of Jaslandia responded to the crisis diplomatically and scientifically, it was soon realized that a military response may be necessary. To that, Prince Jason held a meeting with the Army Council of Seven, the heads of the Navy and Air Force, and other top commanders.

"While Jaslandia has previously been interventionist in international relations," Marshal Philip Alanzo explained. "This is an enemy unlike we've ever seen. We have never encountered an enemy that has the capacity to completely cut off communications from a nation for days. We must prepare, but we cannot attack."

"What is there to be afraid of?" Admiral David Miller asked. "We are far away from Unfallious, and they can't get to us without breaking through our navy. I am confident our navy will be able to defend against Unfallious's invaders."

"The rest of us are not as confident," Grand Admiral Paul Beauregard replied. "For all we know, these invaders could have a stronger navy than even our mighty navy. We cannot put our people's lives at risk until we know what we are up against."

"We don't know their air power either," Air Force General Douglas Smith added. "I suggest we construct more anti-aircraft batteries on the beaches and near the cities, and perform maintenance on those we already have."

Prince Regent Jason nodded. "Very well. We shall allow you to execute your plan, General Smith, and allow you discretion over how many AA batteries are to be built."

"I also suggest we move 200,000 troops here," Defense Minister Israel Palom said, pointing to the map.
(Image)

"Area closest to Unfallious," Prince Jason remarked. Sound idea. I approve. Beauregard, can you arrange for a naval squadron to patrol that area? We need to protect our troops."

"Of course," Beauregard replied.

"There's an air force base in the area," General Smith stated. "I'll make sure the guys over there keep a close eye on things."

"Thank you, Smith," the Prince Regent said. "Meeting dismissed." As the generals and admirals filed out of the room, the phone next to Prince Jason began to ring. "Hello?" He said. It was a representative from Ballarswag. "A teleconference? That would be wise. I recommend we do it soon, before the situation deteriorates further."

Michael Palace, Michaelopolis, Jaslandia

Elsewhere, King Michael was soon to go on live, broadcasting a message on all major TV and radio stations. The King sat at his desk, and went live. "Good evening. As many of you know, strange signals have been heard on the radio lately. We've conducted a thorough investigation, but all we can determine with certainty is that the message is from far away in the galaxy. We are continuing our investigation, and have also reached out to other nations to not only investigate the signal, but also to respond to the situation in Unfallious, which has been cut off from the world. Rest assured, my government will not rest until we determine the source of all this. And, if we ever need to respond in a military fashion, we will fight, and we will persevere. We will never surrender. Never. Thank you, goodnight, and god bless us all."

UAL CONFERENCE ROOM
Erin smiles condescendingly. "Jaslandian, Vladovaskian. The difference? Goodbye Mr. Alex." She leaves.

Ephraim says, "Erin! Show some respect! I'm sorry, Erin's been like this since she lost her last girlfriend. She's simply emotionally distressed. Come now, Ellen." Ephraim and Ellen follow Erin.

The Queen sits down and crosses her legs. "This meeting, if it were one with evil intent, wouldn't be much of a problem. Whatever danger there may be, we can easily take down. However, to be cautious, we'll be sending an expendable diplomat, but also a well-trained agent. Yao Feng is highly-skilled in many areas that include: fighting, sneaking, researching, etc. As for our intelligence on this "menace" as you may call it, we've used Google Maps to see the nation. It seems many new buildings have sprung and these penis-looking robots have appeared from time and time again throughout the nation. These PenisBots appear to have a whisk as a limb. Strange, don't you think? We're not sure how dangerous they really are. We've sent drones to check it out ourselves."

YAO FENG'S CHINESE RESTAURANT
A teenage boy stands at the front desk. "Weh come to Yao Feng Chy knee restaurant. I am Chi Feng, son of Yao Feng. Tabo fo 2? What you ordah? I... rec oh men, the or and chicken."
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He thinks to himself, "Gooodness. I have to speak like this so these white people feel more comfortable and have some entertainment? Sigh. Maybe one day I'll escape this place and actually become like my dad."

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Hello, Control.
Hi, Todd.
How are you, Control?
I'm quite fine, Todd.
Alright, Control. That is very. Nice to hear... Control.
Yes.
Goodbye, Control.
Alright, Todd. Goodbye.
Oh. I forgot. Your coffee. I forgot your coffee.
Oh, no worries, Todd.
I'll get Sandra on it now, Control.
Thank you, Todd. That's very kind.
Bye, Control.
Goodbye.

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General Karter steps into the room.
"You there. Have you been informed of the new research project?"
The man he speaks to is mechanic, scientist, and engineer Connor Cane. Connor replies, "No, sir. What is it?"
"Here, read this folder. We begin today. Stop all other projects. Get your men on this immediately."
"Yes, sir." Connor salutes Karter and walks to his office. He opens the folder to read the title, "Project AeroFighter" It contains details, concept art, and other things that pertain to the creation of Karter's mind.
"He wants... my team and I to build a giant robot. A mecha... An AeroFighter, evidently. Very well."
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Postby Orveleca » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:19 pm

Ballarswag wrote:Ballarswagian ambassadors are sent personally to Orveleca and Vladoskia, bearing with them potential treaties, in hopes that if a war breaks out, some help locally may be aquired.

Along with the treaties, a wealth of Local Ballarswagian's best desserts, worldfamous Ballarswagian choclate, and a token gem is sent for the respective rulers of Orveleca and Vladoskia in hopes to appease the rulers.

The treaties read as followed

Orv-Swag accords
1. Should either region be attack, be it foreign or domestic, the region able to help the other will immediately dispatch naval and air supprt to the embattled nation, along with and additional forces decided upon by the ruler of the supporting country
2. A line of communication shall be open between both rulers at all times
3. Should one nation be devestated to a immeurable point, the goverment of the destroyed country will be granted shelter in the co-signed region, and will be given what is nessecary to get back to working order
4. Should the need arise, both regions agree to assit each other in any rebuilding, fortification, and resupplying that may take place. This includes but is not limited to materials, laborers, supplies, engineers, equipment, or any other forth of aid.
5. A trade agreement will be put in place to allow for open trade, free of tariffs or exclusion. Both nations will work to protect trade, and ensure safe passage as far as possible for ship, planes, and trains.
6. This treaty will be rendered null and void should one nation signed into this treaty created or fuel agression towards the opposite co signed party.


Well, I do like swag. Yeah, sure. I'll accept it.
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Postby Ballarswag » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:21 pm

Orveleca wrote:
Ballarswag wrote:Ballarswagian ambassadors are sent personally to Orveleca and Vladoskia, bearing with them potential treaties, in hopes that if a war breaks out, some help locally may be aquired.

Along with the treaties, a wealth of Local Ballarswagian's best desserts, worldfamous Ballarswagian choclate, and a token gem is sent for the respective rulers of Orveleca and Vladoskia in hopes to appease the rulers.

The treaties read as followed

Orv-Swag accords
1. Should either region be attack, be it foreign or domestic, the region able to help the other will immediately dispatch naval and air supprt to the embattled nation, along with and additional forces decided upon by the ruler of the supporting country
2. A line of communication shall be open between both rulers at all times
3. Should one nation be devestated to a immeurable point, the goverment of the destroyed country will be granted shelter in the co-signed region, and will be given what is nessecary to get back to working order
4. Should the need arise, both regions agree to assit each other in any rebuilding, fortification, and resupplying that may take place. This includes but is not limited to materials, laborers, supplies, engineers, equipment, or any other forth of aid.
5. A trade agreement will be put in place to allow for open trade, free of tariffs or exclusion. Both nations will work to protect trade, and ensure safe passage as far as possible for ship, planes, and trains.
6. This treaty will be rendered null and void should one nation signed into this treaty created or fuel agression towards the opposite co signed party.


Well, I do like swag. Yeah, sure. I'll accept it.



Great to hear Sir, If you will sign it, my signature is already there, and you may keep your copy of it, as I have a copy of the treaty in my office.
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Postby Orveleca » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:25 pm

Ballarswag wrote:
Orveleca wrote:
Well, I do like swag. Yeah, sure. I'll accept it.



Great to hear Sir, If you will sign it, my signature is already there, and you may keep your copy of it, as I have a copy of the treaty in my office.

Yeah. This'll do just fine.

He signs the treaty and turns back to his other duties. Being a totalitarian dictator sure is hard work!
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Postby United American Lands » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:25 pm

The Dalek Paradigm wrote:
*Transmission on all frequencies*

Nations of the world, this is Supreme-Colonel Colin Rodahah of the Unfallious high chamber. We are having a situation due to the power outages, but have now regained control of the capital. We have discovered something of urgent note about the transmission originating from a place in lunar orbit. We would like to organise an emergency meeting to share this information with you all as soon as possible in a secure fashion. Please join me in the Korkois parliament tomorrow at 7pm for a briefing on all our findings, this is an issue of global importance.

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Lord Jacob sits in his swivel chair before his Dell computer. "Is this thing working? I hate Skype so much. Anyway, hello. My name is Lord Jacob Rodriguez of Northtown. I will be the diplomat who is being sent to your facilities. Mr. F, an employee of our government and military will be joining us. Also, 10 royal guards will always be at my side. 50 soldiers will accompany me as well, but will not be at my side at all times. Do not ask for my reasons. Do you comply, Supreme Colonel Colin Roadahah? Rodada? Ro...dahada? Anyway, do you comply to my terms? If you do, I will get on a transport tube there ASAP."

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Postby Orveleca » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:30 pm

Forgot this part happened. Oops.

The Dalek Paradigm wrote:
*Transmission on all frequencies*

Nations of the world, this is Supreme-Colonel Colin Rodahah of the Unfallious high chamber. We are having a situation due to the power outages, but have now regained control of the capital. We have discovered something of urgent note about the transmission originating from a place in lunar orbit. We would like to organise an emergency meeting to share this information with you all as soon as possible in a secure fashion. Please join me in the Korkois parliament tomorrow at 7pm for a briefing on all our findings, this is an issue of global importance.

The Ministry of Peace sends the aforementioned seven diplomats to the Korkois parliament.
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Ballarswag
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 59
Founded: Nov 11, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Ballarswag » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:37 pm

Octagon Office, Deep up Machina's surface
Fearing the worst, James Conroy issues DEFCON ORDER 001.
The order composes of the following
Effort being put into developing large scale teleportation has been tripled and the budget for it has been quadurapled
1/5 of the countries factories have been order to produce whatever possible to aid any future war efforts. This on top of the factories and production facilities means more uniforms, weapons, bullets, tanks and other armor, helicopters and all other vehicles, rations, and more are being mass produced
All Operatives in Orveleca not there as diplomats are being withdrawn, and new sets of diplomatic units are being sent


Lastly James Enacts Defcon 4 BLACKLIST ORDER 0001(TOP SECRET, OCTAGON OFFICE LEVEL CLEARANCE)
A new form of fighter jets are now being developed, based of model already created
Genetic Super soilders begin being tested
*Production of new age weaponry(Mech suits for soilders, and Cluster Buster Surface to Air missles) have begin, working 14 hour shifts aday to produce them*
Acting founder of Genuan Rebirth
CFN Citizen, Goverment of St. Abbadon, Other secret roles in the world as well

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Vladovaskia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 521
Founded: Sep 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Vladovaskia » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:43 pm

Raven Citadel, Vladovaskia - House of Councils

"WAT EN DA HELL! Where did you come from?!?" the Chairman yelled. He grabbed a Five-Seven pistol from inside of his jacket and waved it at the strange gentleman. Once the Chairman noticed the diplomat from Ballarswag's paperwork, and read through it, he was calmed. Charles read through the treaty and smiled. He signed it, taking his copy, and giving the diplomat back the copy for Ballarswag. "Pleasure doing business with you," the Chairman said. "Oh! Also, tell your boss that he can expect 300 freshly woven baskets from the West-End by sunset tomorrow!"

The Chairman took a seat back beside the shaken Jasa diplomat. He looked at him with humor. "Wanna do a line?" the Chairman giggled as he revealed a golden-case containing three plastic bags of pure cocaine and two golden straws.

"Oh..." the Chairman says as he notices the Orvelecan diplomat. "Umm... here. Take this to your boss," the Chairman says as he makes an exact copy of the BallarSkia treaty. "There... and uh... you want some too?"
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White male; US; Omnivore
Former Hyper-Capitalist
Former Diehard Communist
Now Independent Centrist
PoliTest: Cosmopolitan Social Democrat
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Jaslandia
Minister
 
Posts: 2652
Founded: Aug 11, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Jaslandia » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:46 pm

UAL Conference Room, Guynamr, United American Lands

"Expendable diplomat and well-trained agent," Alexander repeated. "Wise strategy. I believe my nation is following a similar course of action. While Ambassador Stevens isn't expendable per se, but better to send him than a member of the Royal Family. And he was told to bring extra security. If you like, my security force can meet up with Mr. Yao Feng to help protect both diplomats. New buildings and phallic robots? Intriguing. I cannot say I recognize these creatures. They do sound strange looking. Drones sound like a sound course of action. If they haven't done so already, I'll send a recommendation to employ drones near Unfallious.

"If you don't mind, I do have one request: Prince Jason would like to know if he can build military bases in UAL or share some of yours. He said that even though Jaslandia is safe from attack for now, he wants a military presence near Unfallious so Jaslandian soldiers can contribute to the fighting if war breaks out with Unfallious's invaders. Will you allow Jaslandian troops to be stationed in your country, Queen Samantha?"

Somewhere beneath Michaelopolis, Jaslandia

Back in the Jaslandian kingdom, Marshal Alanzo, Field Marshal Dublanc, and Field Marshal Midling entered a mysterious underground laboratory through an elevator. "This project is top secret," Alanzo explained. "Even King Michael doesn't know about it." The three commanders walked into the research and command room. "We just started working on it," Marshal Alanzo said. "It's shielding technology. How it works is that it will launch of shield of energy that can cover entire cities without interfering with the city's functions and infrastructure. When finished, these shields should be able to withstand all kinds of weapons, from bullets to laser." As the three generals looked on, a scientist pulled down a lever. A small, purple shield that covered the dinner table and chairs was released. Cheers rang out from the generals and the men of science, but the celebration abruptly ended when the shield spontaneously dissipated, having survived for less than a minute.

"Back to the drawing board," a scientist quietly remarked.

House of Councils, Raven Citadel, Vladovaskia

"No thank you," the Prince replied. "I just want to get down to business: what have you found out about these radio signals?"
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Call me Jaslandia or Jas, either one works
This nation (mostly) represents my political views.
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Puppets: Partrica, New Jaslandia, Kasbahan
Pro: Regulated Capitalism, Two-state solution, nice people, Nerdfighteria, democracy, science, public education, rationalism, reason, logic, politeness, LGBT rights, feminism, UN, Democratic Party

Anti: Religious extremism/fundamentalism, terrorism, dictatorship, oppression, hatred, bigotry, racism, homophobia, anti-Semitism, conspiracy theories, Stalinism, theocracy, social conservatism, corruption, Nazism, Vladimir Putin, Republican Party

In-between: Religion, socialism, Barack Obama

RP Population: 675,000,000

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