by Padnak » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:25 pm
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.
Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.
Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.
The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.
Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.
by Vancon » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:11 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.
Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.
Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour
Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo
by Padnak » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:51 pm
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.
Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.
Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.
The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.
Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.
by Vancon » Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:38 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.
Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.
Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour
Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo
by Padnak » Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:20 pm
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.
Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.
Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.
The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.
Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.
by Vancon » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:13 am
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.
Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.
Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour
Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo
by Padnak » Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:02 pm
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.
Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.
Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.
The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.
Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.
by Congreveopia » Thu May 01, 2014 3:53 pm
We are interested in meeting to discuss the potential for development in the underwater oil and natural gas fields near your nation. If you will permit it, our President would like to fly to Provincia and meet with Demetrius Zansu in person to discuss this.
by Vancon » Thu May 01, 2014 11:57 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.
Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.
Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour
Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo
by Congreveopia » Fri May 02, 2014 4:42 am
by Die Erworbenen Namen » Fri May 02, 2014 7:23 am
Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Also, nominating DEN as ATLAS's Chef Ramses.
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm collecting friends. Hate to say it, but you qualify.
by Padnak » Fri May 02, 2014 7:31 am
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.
Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.
Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.
The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.
Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.
by Congreveopia » Fri May 02, 2014 7:44 am
Die erworbenen Namen wrote:"We got shots fired! Shots fired! I repeat, shots fired! Picking up extreme movement on radar! Satellites detect two commercial civilian ship casualties! Picking up a few birds, two jets. MiGs, it seems." The corporal in the bridge shouted, and it alerted the whole crew. The room glowed a shade of red as the sirens blared loudly, alerting the crew that it was now a Code Red situation. "Satellites confirmed civilian casualties! This is a code red situation!"
"Dammit! Just what we needed. Put the escorts on high alert!" The captain of the ship shouted, slamming his fist down and running to the front of the ship. He took out his high powered binoculars, but he couldn't see anything. Just... Contrails from the enemy jets as they flew around. "Check the naval radar and get an AWACS into the air! I want two
Nighthawks running visual recon. We can't be caught out in the open! Make a course for the incident, but stay as close to the border without running over it as you can!"
The captain's name was Captain Roberts, and he was a famous seafaring captain. In fact, he was the trainer for most ship captains, and was a leading member of Spetznaz, the Navy's special operations and boarding party. Every ship was needed to have at least 10 Spetznaz troops for close quarters boarding operations. Roberts wore a dark blue trench coat with a red star on his lapel and epaulets, symbolizing his rank. On his head he wore a red beret with a red star surrounded by a golden wreath, which symbolized Spetznaz Naval Operations.
"Yes, sir! We'll be within visual range within 30 minutes, going full speed." The driver of the ship responded, and the Captain nodded. Slowly, but surely, the DENS Vladimir, a Thriller Class Aircraft Carrier, and her escort of one cruiser and six destroyers, the largest escort they could afford. The cruiser was the DENS Hotspot, armed with the best weapons and the newest technologies.
The AWACS took off, the plane being catapulted off the deck, followed by two VI-1 Nighthawks. The nighthawks were Mach 3+ interceptors, but they could fly visual recon. Although they weren't the only thing ready, they were the fastest. Being scrambled was one transport heli and two attack hybrid helicopters, in total about thirty men were being prepped for peacekeeping and counter boarding. C-1 Minis and C-2 Seahawks, as well as the V-2B Shockwave AShW/ASW bombers were being prepped, and if needed, the Minis would fly AS, the Seahawks escort and decoy, and V-2B flying Anti Ship and Anti Sub.
"Sir, we can confirm from the AWACS. Warships are approaching the oil rig. They're beginning boarding. Orders?" The Flight Commander asked, getting information from the AWACS. The Flight Commander was in charge of letting the planes leave, and after AWACS Radar, the Nighthawks could fly visuals. "Visuals coming in. We've got a picture. Damn, they're closing in."
"Launch the helis and C-1 minis. I want to get those men off that rig, and get those fighters down!" Roberts shouted, and the planes and helicopters took off, ready to assist those attacked.
by Padnak » Fri May 02, 2014 7:49 am
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.
Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.
Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.
The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.
Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.
by Die Erworbenen Namen » Fri May 02, 2014 8:03 am
Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Also, nominating DEN as ATLAS's Chef Ramses.
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm collecting friends. Hate to say it, but you qualify.
by Padnak » Fri May 02, 2014 8:06 am
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.
Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.
Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.
The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.
Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.
by Padnak » Fri May 02, 2014 9:42 am
To: All it may concern
From: Republic of Padnak
We must keep this message brief due to the nature of our current predicament. The Republic of Padnak is on the brink of war with the imperialist nation of Vancon after a Vanconian incursion into our territory and we fear that they may try and attack us further. We need foreign support to fight off this rouge nation in the name of regional stability and the territorial integrity of Padnak.
And if we are attacked, oil production will be interrupted, so we recommend you offer your support.
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.
Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.
Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.
The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.
Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.
by The Macabees » Fri May 02, 2014 10:20 am
by The Volksreich » Fri May 02, 2014 11:03 am
by Padnak » Fri May 02, 2014 12:22 pm
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.
Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.
Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.
The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.
Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.
by Congreveopia » Fri May 02, 2014 1:13 pm
by The Macabees » Fri May 02, 2014 1:18 pm
by Die Erworbenen Namen » Fri May 02, 2014 2:44 pm
Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Also, nominating DEN as ATLAS's Chef Ramses.
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm collecting friends. Hate to say it, but you qualify.
by Padnak » Fri May 02, 2014 2:53 pm
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.
Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.
Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.
The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.
Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.
by Die Erworbenen Namen » Fri May 02, 2014 2:57 pm
Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Also, nominating DEN as ATLAS's Chef Ramses.
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm collecting friends. Hate to say it, but you qualify.
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