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Intervention
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Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:28 pmby The New Prussian Archipelago
The New Prussian Archipelago will not tolerate such abuse of power. We will boycott all Dredvian goods and launch a naval Blockade. Our military shall mobilize and prefer for war.
New Prussian troops posing as they prepare to go to war
Posted:
Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:32 pmby HippieLove
the hippie governemnt of HippieLove wants to spread the love to Dredvia due to all the violence. 75 hippies are getting sent to Dredvia to spread the love.
Posted:
Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:38 pmby Confederacy of Bavarian States
HippieLove wrote:the hippie governemnt of HippieLove wants to spread the love to Dredvia due to all the violence. 75 hippies are getting sent to Dredvia to spread the love.
OOC: I speak for all when I say GTFO.
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Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:56 pmby Legatia
HippieLove wrote:the hippie governemnt of HippieLove wants to spread the love to Dredvia due to all the violence. 75 hippies are getting sent to Dredvia to spread the love.
Posted:
Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:45 pmby Hananack
disgusted by the hippies, the Hananackians have an order to torture and brutally murder any hippie scum they see.
Meanwhie, the Hananackian extremists are now killing everyone they see. There was one Hananackian extremist who was walking down an abandon town, when he heard a crying sound, the Hananackian extremist came closer to the crying, he burst down the door and there was a school of little children, huddled in a corner. The Hananackian grinned, he was excited to slay some little kids. He took out his machine gun and mowed down all the little kids, all 57 of them.
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Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:09 pmby Sediczja
Hananack wrote:disgusted by the hippies, the Hananackians have an order to torture and brutally murder any hippie scum they see.
Meanwhie, the Hananackian extremists are now killing everyone they see. There was one Hananackian extremist who was walking down an abandon town, when he heard a crying sound, the Hananackian extremist came closer to the crying, he burst down the door and there was a school of little children, huddled in a corner. The Hananackian grinned, he was excited to slay some little kids. He took out his machine gun and mowed down all the little kids, all 57 of them.
Sediczjan infantryman drops from the ceiling, entrenching tool in hand. Extremist shits pants, followed by death. Great success.
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Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:17 pmby Berdanvia
Sediczja wrote:Hananack wrote:disgusted by the hippies, the Hananackians have an order to torture and brutally murder any hippie scum they see.
Meanwhie, the Hananackian extremists are now killing everyone they see. There was one Hananackian extremist who was walking down an abandon town, when he heard a crying sound, the Hananackian extremist came closer to the crying, he burst down the door and there was a school of little children, huddled in a corner. The Hananackian grinned, he was excited to slay some little kids. He took out his machine gun and mowed down all the little kids, all 57 of them.
Sediczjan infantryman drops from the ceiling, entrenching tool in hand. Extremist shits pants, followed by death. Great success.
Don't worry about this guy, he is now Banned from this forum.
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Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:23 pmby Sediczja
Berdanvia wrote:Don't worry about this guy, he is now Banned from this forum.
Godmodding, you say?
Berdanvia wrote:Due to Dredvia's extremist actions, Berdanvia is obviously going to get involved. Berdanvia sends in 1000 soldiers with 25 tanks into Dredvia to take out the police and the governent. Also Berdanvia sends in one of their bombers straight to the capital to blow it up.
Berdanvian forces move into Dredvia, when they got there, the border was sealed off by tons of barbed wire. But that was no match for Berdanvias tanks, when they got into Dredvia, they were pounded by gun fire from the Dredvian police. A few minutes later the police were shot dead and the Berdanvian forces and they proceeded into their country.
#REKT
Posted:
Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:04 pmby The German Democratic Reich
The Reichskanzler dropped down his paper, disgusted at what he just read. How could these people be, so...Subhuman!?
He looked at his Kommandant with a grave expression. "This is not a war we can avoid, prepare the country for another conflict, send the Luftwaffe there and provide immediate air support against this disgusting pig!"
The Deutsche Marine has moved outside Dredvia, their aircraft carriers carrying a total of 180 planes, ready for action. Several Stealth Fighters flew from the carrier, "Krieg Und Frauen" to Dredvia to perform one of the most infamous German flight invasions. The Blitzkrieg. The planes dropped massive amounts of bombs on one government owned building, and two military bases.
OOC: I made an attack, you can decide the casualties.
Nuclear Conflict
Posted:
Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:12 pmby Legatia
"Prepare for launch in 3, 2, 1."
The Trierarch inserted the keys into the slot, twisting them. Twin SLBMs fired from the submarine, and headed towards both Hananack and Dredvia.
Posted:
Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:37 pmby Berdanvia
After the missles were fired at both Dredvia nad Hananack, everything was destroyed. Both countries had no choice but to surrender to the opposing faction.
A few hours later, both Dredvia and Hananack surrendered to Legatia.
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Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:22 pmby New Frenco Empire
Tagging to repeatedly laugh at this illogical, godmodded PoS.
Posted:
Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:55 pmby Sovereign Colonies
The situation in Dredvia is most dire, and is in need of immediate attention. Should Dredvia and those nations in cahoots with Dredvia not stand down at once, the Colonial Fleet and Marines will be called in to stabilize the situation.
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Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:27 amby Nua Corda
Sediczja wrote:Sediczjan infantryman drops from the ceiling, entrenching tool in hand. Extremist shits pants, followed by death. Great success.
I loled. Easily the best post in this shockingly bad thread.
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Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:38 amby New Frenco Empire
Nua Corda wrote:Sediczja wrote:Sediczjan infantryman drops from the ceiling, entrenching tool in hand. Extremist shits pants, followed by death. Great success.
I loled. Easily the best post in this shockingly bad thread.
I don't know.
This little piece of godmoddingly beautiful roleplay-ability made me laugh for some reason.
Posted:
Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:19 amby Senaria
Senaria, although it's army sent elsewhere, begins drawing support for more volunteer groups, in a attempt to take down the clearly anti-worker society of Dredvia, it's entire existance practically alien to the communist Senarians.
Posted:
Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:15 amby Gigaverse
Excuse Berdanvia for his tendency to use puppet and refusing to learn what "god-mod" is.
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Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:56 amby The German Democratic Reich
Gigaverse wrote:Excuse Berdanvia for his tendency to use puppet and refusing to learn what "god-mod" is.
OOC: Don't quite like the God modding here...
So Berdanvia is ignored?
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Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:58 amby Gigaverse
The German Democratic Reich wrote:Gigaverse wrote:Excuse Berdanvia for his tendency to use puppet and refusing to learn what "god-mod" is.
OOC: Don't quite like the God modding here...
So Berdanvia is ignored?
OOC: Uh... I don't get it.
The guy's just a bit headstrong. I was like him when I first started (though judging by attitude, I was much milder).
Posted:
Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:35 pmby Legatia
I myself do not see how two nuclear missiles can destroy two entire countries.
This is bad, I had a feeling it would be from the start.
Posted:
Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:59 pmby Achaian Peloponnese
Minister Peiraias read through the latest message and blinked. He read it again. He blinked again. Obviously something was wrong here. He put down the missive and reached for his telephone.
"Minister Pagkrati? This is Peiraias. Have you heard the latest in the Dredvia situation?"
"Obviously not. You're the Minister of the Exterior, not me. The last I heard was your briefing from yesterday afternoon."
"Yes, well... Apparently missiles can kill countries. Yes, 180 million or so people at a time. How far along is that missile program you've been working on?"
"...I'll get on that right away. Thank you."
"Not a problem."
Minister Peiraias put the receiver back in its cradle and glanced at the world map on his wall. "Well, at least they're too busy fighting over scraps over there to worry about us piddly little Achaians..." Obviously the anax wouldn't need to hear his assessment worded quite that way, but Peiraias was certain that Kerameikos would get the idea anyway.
Posted:
Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:10 pmby Armakistan
The Glorious Leader of Armakistan took time out from fighting protesters in his own capital city to send his crucial telegram to all involved in this mess.
To: All those involved in this mess
From: The Emergency desk of The Glorious Leader of Armakistan Jacob Marston
Meh...
Yours sincerely,
The Glorious Leader of Armakistan Jacob Marston