adventures in Time And Relavent Dimensions In Space (Closed)

[The Floor Kippers]

"You're slipping, Lily," Eris grinned.

[Warhaven]

Pachuco took off his hat and turned it over to show a very highly compressed ocean of Chaos.

"Wow, that's...that's...I'm...." Lily started, but then stopped.

She went wide eyed, as she inhaled sharply, suddenly gripping the arms of the chair she was in so fiercely she crushed them. The sound of liquid hitting the floor could be heard, and that meant exactly one thing. They were about to have another family member for breakfast.

[The Floor Kippers]

"Life, Brother Nature. Here. Now." Ordinatio ordered and the pair arrived and began to tend to Lily.

[Warhaven]

"Good gracious at least let me get to a bed to lay on, possibly also disrobe." Lily growled, mostly because of Labor pains.

"It's ok dear, he's just making sure any issues can be dealt with quickly and properly, no one's stopping you from getting to a bed." Pachuco stated calmly.


Lily growled and punched a hole in a wall to deal with the pain, as she made her way to a bed and got ready to give birth. Pachuco amused himself by fixing the hole in the wall, and cleaning up the mess she trailed behind her.

"I'll be waiting!" Pachuco promised.

[The Floor Kippers]

"You fixed this wall with cake," Eris grinned gleefully as Ordinatio followed Lily, Life and Brother Nature.

[Warhaven]

"Not just any cake. Wait until Ordinatio walks by it in a few days." Pachuco grinned.

Then he pulled his personal Chaos Ocean, and swirled it to show her in movie format what would happen.

Ordinatio walked by the wall, most likely thinking about his newborn son and still tired wife, when the cake burst out of the hole in the wall and splattered him across the face, right as he was about to say something. This of course left exploding cakes all over the room, and each one disarmed would cause two more to appear, until he found the master cake, which would be chilling in the fridge, and be both tasty and delicious.

[The Floor Kippers]

Eris giggled gleefully and kissed Pachuco.
"You are so magnificent," She said.

Meanwhile Ordinatio was fretting over Lily as Brother Nature and Life tended to her.

[Warhaven]

Slowly but surely she made her way to the main phase, and from there it began to proceed quickly, as she pushed her son out into the world, cursing and swearing in an alien language unique to a Multi-verse so far away the chances of encountering it were 0.

And then, there he was, the little boy wide eyed with wonder, as if being born had been the most amazing thing to ever happen to him, which it was. He was orderly through and through, the Chaotic aspects frozen until he was old enough to handle them better.

The little prince cried for his mommy, and she wept with joy.

[The Floor Kippers]

Ordinatio carried his son up so Lily could hold him.

"Say hello to Mummy," Ordinatio said, barely choking back tears of joy.

[Warhaven]

"My son, Prince, Erdin." She decided finally, holding her son, who was busy looking for his first meal.

[The Floor Kippers]

"Erdin" Ordinatio agreed with a nod, "A fine name for a beautiful child."

[Warhaven]

A short while later, Erdin was fed, and burped, so Lily called her family in. Erdin seemed amused by his grandmother's mere appearance.

"Well, aren't you a charming little fellow." Pachuco stated, leaning in to look at the boy.

[The Floor Kippers]

"He is," Eris agreed, pleased she amused her grandson.

[Warhaven]

"His Chaos is frozen, held in stasis, until he is old enough to handle it. His order flows strong though, and he will grow in a nice orderly typical baby fashion. She passed Erdin off to Tew and Eris so the two of them could hold him and fuss over him.

[The Floor Kippers]

"He's adorable," Tew cooed, taking Erdin.

[Warhaven]

Erdin looked quietly at his Aunt Tew, not sure what to do with himself now that he was born.

[The Floor Kippers]

"This is your Aunt Tew," Eris said to Erdin, "She'll be in charge of finding you a girl, or boy, in the future."

[Warhaven]

Erdin lay there quietly, slowly nodding off.

[The Floor Kippers]

Tew carefully handed him back to Lily as he drifted off to sleep.

[Warhaven]

And so another day passed.

The very next day....

Ziella happened to be in the doctors office for her last check-up to make sure everything was going according to plan when her water broke.

"Heh, at least I'm already here." She managed after the spasim of growl inducing pain.

[The Floor Kippers]

The doctor would lead her to the nearby examination bed before getting the receptionist to call Dexal, who would arrive half an hour later.

[Warhaven]

"Hello dear, you're just in time for the main event." Ziella managed hoarsely when Dexal arrived. the pain was visible in her eyes and written plainly across her expression.

[The Floor Kippers]

"I'm here now," Dexal said, taking up his position, "You've done brilliantly so far."

"Just a few more pushes," The doctor said.

[Warhaven]

"Well, here goes nothing." Ziella choked.

A few athletic grade pushes later, and there was Jexeel freshly newly born.

[The Floor Kippers]

The young Jexeel wailed and squirmed as Dexal held her.

The doctor cut the cord and Dexal carried Jexeel up to Ziella.

"Say hello to Mommy," Dexal said.