State Paganism .( Invite only) (Color War series)

by **New Acardia** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:07 am

"The nation is sliding in to civil war " says Jeffry Walker to the K-POP guy
Then minutes later at the Ecclissa Headquarters
" So what you are saying is that Church Archbishop Lancelot sent him ?" replies Walker to the police officer.

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:38 am

Cop Latrell replies to Walker "Who? That Anime K-POP guy, I don't care....Maybe he just went in, maybe he's from the Terra Nova of Scrin, maybe he's one of those cool and awesome so-called Special Forces the Church deploys from their home country but Meh? I don't care of Japanese and Korean stuff."

He sipped a cup of coffee and changed the embarassing topic "The police is divided between atheist and Christian belief. There had been a conflict between cops lately. Again, urban legends abound that Emperor Jonathan is trying to coax the whole government including the police into him. Maybe he's trying to convert New Acardia into atheist belief? But that's a rumour" He warns with the index finger. "Just like that Church anime character fighters, heh?". "Anyway, did you remember the condemnation of the Church Archbishop against Emperor Jonathan. Emperor Jonathan's reacting into it.

Meanwhile in Emperor Jonathan's Palace at the same time in that night. Emperor Jonathan called a man in black saying "I want to call a press conference tomorrow maybe at 6:00, tell the other government men."

by **New Acardia** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:20 am

Walker laughs at Cop Letrell comment about the K-POP guy.
"My sources say that he is trying to convert the nation to State Paganism. Much in the same way that Validimir King did with The Soviet Empire
And from what my sources say that the emperor much like everyone else is still in shock because both the leaders of The Catholic and Orthodox Churches have come out publicly and supported the church archbishop so that in it self a is a historic event . And as for the K-POP guy Japani, Korean and even Chinese the more help we can get the better"replies Walker

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:17 am

Cop Latrell, embarasssed that Walker took his comments on Japan and Korean pop culture seriously said loudly albeit in a non-threatening and a funny manner "Why not just f*****g shut up!". Church Archbishop "Someone wants animes' help, Walker?" (OOC: Walker shouldn't answer at this point, please?)

Meanwhile at Emperor Jonathan's Palace, Emperor Jonathan got a good night's sleep and the conference he demanded yesterday was already in place. After readying himself up, a man in black told him "Everything is ready, the Emperor.". Emperor Jonathan grinned "Well, good, but not a conference, a meeting of the advisers."

At the meeting room, Emperor Jonathan sat at the biggest chair forgetting what Christ had taught in Luke "But when you are invited, take the lowest place, so that when your host comes, he will say to you, 'Friend, move up to a better place.' Then you will be honored in the presence of all the other guests.".

The advisors came. They all sat in chairs facing a long wooden table. Emperor Jonathan said to his most trusted advisers "There is a need to get the government stable and in me." Emperor Jonathan added "We have to had real action in converting the government to atheist belief. What do you say? Purge all the Christians first? Is that reasonable?"

by **New Acardia** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:05 pm

" Rather then convert the government and the people to atheism why not convert them to State Paganism ? Because most ancient civiltions were ruled by god emperors Your Majesty" says a advisor
"And how are to convince people to worship the emperor?" asks another advisor
"Are you familiar with the ancient Sumerian book The Necromicon ?" Asks the first advis
"Yes everyone who is important and worth anything knows about the gods"replies the second advisor
"So why not tell the people that the gods of The Necromicon are the true gods and that that they have returned. And that Your Majesty is the offspring of Nyarahotep . The people need to worship You. In that way we can cast the Christians as the enemies of humanity. What do you think about my idea Your Majesty ?" Asks the advisor .

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:16 am

Emperor Jonathan became silent.
He held a Book of Necromonicon.
He held a kitchen knife.
And, he cut his vein in his right hand, much to the shock of his advisors in front.
He used his own blood to draw a pentagram.
And placed the Book of Necronomicon in the center of the pentagram.
He lit 5 candles and each of the pentagram's points.

And, he chanted "Praise be to the Elder Gods, Cthulhu and Nyarlatothep, the gods of New Acardia".

And he said to a man in black "Call a press conference for the Declaration of New Acardia's New Faith by the Son of Nyarlatothep Emperor Jonathan". His advisors just cannot comprehend what happened and went away with a confused face.

by **New Acardia** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:14 am

Meanwhile at The Eccessla headquarters
"How strong is the support amountist the police personal who support us
And how strong is the support ampunist the police personal who support Emperor Johnathan ?" Asks Jeffry Walker

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:21 am

Cop Latrell answers "There is a conflict in the police. Atheist and Christian. Spurred out by Emperor Jonathan."

Meanwhile in the news, the radio broadcaster had announced "There is a police strike in the Government City, New Acardia Police HQ, sources report of religious strife as a possible cause."

Meanwhile in Emperor Jonathan's Palace, Emperor Jonathan called another press conference to another man in tuxedo. The man in tuxedo, yet somehow anxious responed by a simple nod. Emperor Jonathan then opens the door, walks in a dark hallway with a seemingly Gothic design and meets with a man in a black cape. A mysterious man shrouded with an aura of darkness.

by **New Acardia** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:46 pm

"Who do you think is going to most likely win the conflict and how much help does your side need ?" Asks Walker
Meanwhile at the Emperor's palace all the reporters are wondering what all the wired symbols mean.
And at the Government City police station Christian and Atheist police are standing in two lines facing each other.

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:30 am

Cop Latrell responded quickly and briefly "A lot of help, indeed."

At the New Acardia TV HQ, editor chief Brian Mc'onnel was met with news that there was a Lovecraftian dark ritual at Emperor Jonathan's Palace. He said "Nothing but rumours. A Creepypasta legend. This Creepypastas do get a lot of attention, no wonder Emperor Jonathan's Palace was designed Gothic architecture"

Meanwhile in the Government City Police HQ, Gov City Chief of Police Henry Roosevelt went into action. He held a megaphone and said "I order all police officers to cease conflict and get calm their a**es!" All the police officers stopped immediately and obeyed to Chief Roosevelt's orders. Chief Roosevelt asked a fellow police officer what is the cause of the riot.

Police Officer Louis Jefferson responded and embarassed to say the answer "Some group of police shouted Jesus Christ was a myth. And then the other folks said "Well, then fuck Richard Dawkins and Charles Darwin" and then the other group said "Well, then yo' Christians yo' must worship Haruhi Suzumiya yo' and the Flying Spaghetti Monster yo'" and then they were angered all and fought over there [pointing his finger in the intersection]". Chief Roosevelt was only confused.

Meanwhile at the Palace of Emperor Jonathan, the meeting with the mystery man continues. The man robed in a dark robe lifted off his robe and revealed himself to be the New Prophet Ix'ka'ra'tong'il- The Harbringer of the New Worship. He said for the typer bothered to repeat his name as it is hard to type "I work for the convertion of the New Acardian nation".

by **New Acardia** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:07 pm

I don't care how it started both sides are acting like numbnuts. We are all brothers and sisters of the badge . Its time you all start acting like adults and not like a bunch of numbnuts . We have enough of that in this city already." Said Chief Roosevelt.
Meanwhile at the Essliea headquarters.
"What kind of help does your side need ?" Asks Walker

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:09 am

Cop Latrell responds "Prayer for our safety".

Meanwhile in the Palace of Emperor Jonathan, the Cthulhu Mythos Prophet opened his mouth with fangs inside. Jonas counted and the man had 7 fangs! The Prophet said to him holding a copy of the Book of Necronomicon "We should convert all the masses to the worship of Cthulhu. Burn all flowers and get straight. Take-over the media, the waves, the winds, the medium of communications to coerce the people's minds and hearts to worship the Great One." He laughed maniacally and bursted suddenly, very suddenly "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn","Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"!!!!!

by **New Acardia** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:44 pm

"We can do that and is there anything else your that your side needs?" Asks Walker.
Meanwhile at The Emperor's palace .
As the Cthulhu Mythos Prophet is chanting .
Jonas is confused and a little scared because he knows people who warship the Cthulhuian gods . But as a Athiest he never though they were serious about it he just though that they were doing just to bother the Christians.
Meanwhile at the Government City police station.
After Chief Roosevelt's speech the groups of police officers have stopped fighting but are still in there lines.

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:11 am

Cop Latrell responded "God Bless you". And, Chief Roosevelt decided "I don't wanna deal with this bullshit anymore."

Meanwhile in the Palace of Jonathan, Emperor Jonathan's conscience said to him appearing like a clone of himself "We wanted to fight Christians yet we delved in the occult."

The Cthulhu Mythos Prophet said "Emperor Jonathan, your heart is not sincere, Cthulhu communicated me through astral revelation through the Book of Necronomicon"

by **New Acardia** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 3:36 pm

At the Government City police station
"You know the chief is right this is bull shit . We are police we are not gangers" says on of the Christian police officers as he walks over to the line of Atheist police office with a extended hand.
"Your right " replies the Atheist police officer as he shakes the Christian officer s hand.
Then the other Christian and Atheist officers start to shake hands.
At the Esslica Headquarters.
" You got it and if there is anything else you need just let me know. Now I need to show Church Archbishop Lancelot some files."replies Walker
At The Emperor's palace
"I am the son of Nyarlahotep how can my heart not be sincere?!" Replies Emperor Johnathan to the Cthulu Mythos Prophet .

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:09 am

The Cthulhu Mythos Prophet quickly became mad, his face becoming red, dropped the Book of Necronomicon on the floor producing a heavy sound and shouted "Do you really take our religion as a joke? If you only did this for shock value, get away, we followers of the Great One in the City of Rl'yeh take our beliefs seriously!"

Meanwhile, Emperor Jonathan took his cellphone and looked at cellphone numbers to call just in case, the cellphone numbers of his advisors.

by **New Acardia** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:09 pm

The Third Nova Terra of Scrin wrote:The Cthulhu Mythos Prophet quickly became mad, his face becoming red, dropped the Book of Necronomicon on the floor producing a heavy sound and shouted "Do you really take our religion as a joke? If you only did this for shock value, get away, we followers of the Great One in the City of Rl'yeh take our beliefs seriously!"

Meanwhile, Emperor Jonathan took his cellphone and looked at cellphone numbers to call just in case, the cellphone numbers of his advisors.

After talking to his advisors
"I am Emperor Jonathan Son of Nyarlahotep and by his grace I rule this empire and I will make all peoples worship the gods The Cthulu Mythos as the only gods of this nation" replies Emperor Johnathan as he throws a Bible in to one of the fire pits and grabs a Cthuluan style crown and places it on his head.

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:07 am

The Cthulhu Mythos Prophet, out of disbelief, walked out quickly with an angered face. Emperor Jonathan came back to the room where he meets with the advisers and sees a man wearing a tuxedo, smiling on him which turned to be famous atheist biologist Rochard Dickens.

by **New Acardia** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:00 pm

The Third Nova Terra of Scrin wrote:The Cthulhu Mythos Prophet, out of disbelief, walked out quickly with an angered face. Emperor Jonathan came back to the room where he meets with the advisers and sees a man wearing a tuxedo, smiling on him which turned to be famous atheist biologist Rochard Dickens.

"Your mission is to make a religion with me as the god and MR. Dickens is going to help us do just that" says Emperor Jonathan to his advisors.

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:42 am

Meanwhile, an effeminate man in another tuxedo said "So, Emperor Jonathan really wanted to be a god, perhaps we do need a make-over.. [gay smile]"

The effeminate (gay) man then said "I mean in the political aspect and the image, makeover in that (not as you know, :hug:

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by **New Acardia** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:29 pm

The Third Nova Terra of Scrin wrote:Meanwhile, an effeminate man in another tuxedo said "So, Emperor Jonathan really wanted to be a god, perhaps we do need a make-over.. [gay smile]"

The effeminate (gay) man then said "I mean in the political aspect and the image, makeover in that (not as you know, )

"Make me into a god " replies Emperor Johnathan with evil smile

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:08 am

The effeminate man "We need to establish a cult of personality on you like that on North Korea and broadcast it"

A man with a headphone holding a tripod carrying a camera said upon hearing immediately the word "broadcast" immediately "Right, we are to broadcast it later at 8:00 PM in the evening."

And a board of men in the table said "And we're going to draft all the doctrines"

They cautioned "Emperor Jonathan, you should not make yourself into a god for no one will obviously worship. However, cultivating a cult of personality around you is reasonable and a tad better".

by **New Acardia** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:33 am

Then anouther advisor replies.
"Many of society's elites are all ready worshiping pagan gods and many anichent empires were ruled and some empires are still ruled by god emperors . We can say that Your Majesty is the son of ruling god of the mythos that most of the elites follow" replies the advis

Meanwhile at the Esscliea Headquarters.
"I got these files to show Church Archbishop Lancelot ." Says Walker
OOC:I will let you decied which pagan mythos that most pagans follow

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 4:45 am

Meanwhile, in the Protestant Church of New Acardia HQ, the Church Archbishop was given of the files. He read it quickly and he gave it back quickly. He touched his eyeglasses for a while and mentioned in a soft voice "Cthulhu".

by **New Acardia** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:55 pm

The Third Nova Terra of Scrin wrote:Meanwhile, in the Protestant Church of New Acardia HQ, the Church Archbishop was given of the files. He read it quickly and he gave it back quickly. He touched his eyeglasses for a while and mentioned in a soft voice "Cthulhu".

"What does the word Cthulu mean Church Archbishop?" Asked the Church Archbishop's assiant.
"Now you understand what we are up against ." Replied Walker

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