War on Stomalia

[Aegugrec]

** A bomber created by pure homosexual meat would enter Stomalian borders, they would start dropping bombs made of pure homosexual meat. On impact, the homosexual meat splattered everywhere on Stomalian land, releasing malaria into Stomalia. **

[Stomalia]

** A bomber created by pure homosexual meat would enter Stomalian borders, they would start dropping bombs made of pure homosexual meat. On impact, the homosexual meat splattered everywhere on Stomalian land, releasing malaria into Stomalia. **

I don't know who you are, why you are doing this, and how you don't know that this post is God-Mod. I would spot your bomber even before it reached my waters, and then I would shoot it down.

[Aegugrec]

** A bomber created by pure homosexual meat would enter Stomalian borders, they would start dropping bombs made of pure homosexual meat. On impact, the homosexual meat splattered everywhere on Stomalian land, releasing malaria into Stomalia. **

I don't know who you are, why you are doing this, and how you don't know that this post is God-Mod. I would spot your bomber even before it reached my waters, and then I would shoot it down.

Go ahead and do that then, I'm not stopping you, in my post I'm assuming you wouldn't do any actions, but you did now, so the bomber was destroyed. But the war is not over yet.

[Stomalia]

President Cody Parker makes a speech in public."Today the Senate has approved the declaration of war on Aegugrec. They, apparently, tried to bomb us with a single bomber. That bomber was intercepted by 30 fighter jets. The military is readying an invasion of Aegugrec, to install a stable government."

[Aegugrec]

** The king stands infront of his mighty podium again, infront of Aegugrec Square, with millions of people cheering. **

*The king chuckles while talking.* Heh, they ask me, why did you start a war with a great nation? I tell them, because they broke a major law. Today, I was sitting in my royal mansion, when I heard news that a foreigner wearing a suit was spying on our nature. I was immediately angered, I was thinking, what kind of fool would break a major law, a law that clearly declares that any foreigner that looks at our well-earned nature will be executed. Did he think that our nature is not guarded? My royal guards brought the spy back to my royal mansion, in front of my throne made out of pure homosexual bones, assisted by some cement. He was dropped down to the ground, kneeling down before me, but I didn't accept this, after what he has done to our respectful nation, does he expect me to like him? I quickly stood up from my throne and kicked him hard in the chest. I questioned him hour after hour, hour after hour, hour after hour until he finally answered. These are his words, "FINE! HAVE MERCY! STOMALIA SENT ME!", I was surprised, and I didn't believe it at first until I saw the Stomalian flag hanging from his suit. Why would such a great nation send a spy to us? Surely our nature is admirable, but no one else other than my people can admire it. Of course, I can't let him with information of my nature. *The king reveals the spy before throwing him into the violent crowd, within seconds, the spy was killed by the angry mobs.*, good, good my people. Though we have no alliances, our nation itself is 1 billion alliances to me. Goodbye, and we will win this war for sure.

** The king leaves. **

[Nikolia]

Warning to Aegugrec

If you attack the nation of Stomalia, it will be an act of war against Nikolia too and we will not hesitate to send troops to your nation!

[Stomalia]

To: Aegugrec
From: Stomalia

All Stomalian allies have been notified, so you better find your own allies.


To: Stomalian Allies
From: Stomalia

Do not attack until I say, I want to have the first move and first laugh.

[Aegugrec]

The king ignored the warning by the nation of Nikolia. Today, 10,000 troops have been deployed at the borders of Aegugrec, a flag on a pole is very high enough for any attacking Stomalian troops to notice, the flag is blue and contains a cartoonated picture of the spy dead on the ground, bleeding and impaled on a metal spike, on top there is a caption, "Go away Stomalia!", the troops have a very vicious look on their faces.

[Asalm]

To: Aegugrec
From: Asalm

We have recently heard of your war with Stomalia and would demand you stop this aggression immediately before you and your nation is destroyed.

[Stomalia]

The king ignored the warning by the nation of Nikolia. Today, 10,000 troops have been deployed at the borders of Aegugrec, a flag on a pole is very high enough for any attacking Stomalian troops to notice, the flag is blue and contains a cartoonated picture of the spy dead on the ground, bleeding and impaled on a metal spike, on top there is a caption, "Go away Stomalia!", the troops have a very vicious look on their faces.

A single fighter jet flies above these troops. It drops a fire bomb (I really forgot what they call these) on the troops, and it lands bursting into flames and spreads flames 30 feet.

[Nikolia]

The king ignored the warning by the nation of Nikolia. Today, 10,000 troops have been deployed at the borders of Aegugrec, a flag on a pole is very high enough for any attacking Stomalian troops to notice, the flag is blue and contains a cartoonated picture of the spy dead on the ground, bleeding and impaled on a metal spike, on top there is a caption, "Go away Stomalia!", the troops have a very vicious look on their faces.

A single fighter jet flies above these troops. It drops a fire bomb (I really forgot what they call these) on the troops, and it lands bursting into flames and spreads flames 30 feet.

Its napalm

[Stomalia]

A single fighter jet flies above these troops. It drops a fire bomb (I really forgot what they call these) on the troops, and it lands bursting into flames and spreads flames 30 feet.

Its napalm

*Snaps fingers* Yeah...that's what it's called!

[Aegugrec]

All the troops died, the king however, does not care about the loss of 10,000 troops. He has deployed an anti-aircraft system on the ground, and it should detect any more jets that fly, and also deployed tanks in the exact same place of the troops. In addition to that, the king is now evacuating to a secret bunker in Aegugrec with his stealth plane.

To: Stomalia
From: Aegugrec

We suggest you surrender, and if you don't, we will start attacking.

[Futrellia]

The king ignored the warning by the nation of Nikolia. Today, 10,000 troops have been deployed at the borders of Aegugrec, a flag on a pole is very high enough for any attacking Stomalian troops to notice, the flag is blue and contains a cartoonated picture of the spy dead on the ground, bleeding and impaled on a metal spike, on top there is a caption, "Go away Stomalia!", the troops have a very vicious look on their faces.

The Hierarchical Meritocracy of Futrellia has officially made a brutal statement on Aegugrec today.

"To the leaders of Aegugrec. If you continue this war against Stomalia, so help you, we will launch a massive invasion on every side of your borders. We will dominate your skies with fire and metal. We will make sure you never become a threat to anyone again. So we suggest you recall every single soldier at the border and submit. If you do not, it will be the bloodiest display of Futrellian military dominance you have ever seen. Thank you."

[Stomalia]

All the troops died, the king however, does not care about the loss of 10,000 troops. He has deployed an anti-aircraft system on the ground, and it should detect any more jets that fly, and also deployed tanks in the exact same place of the troops. In addition to that, the king is now evacuating to a secret bunker in Aegugrec with his stealth plane.

To: Stomalia
From: Aegugrec

We suggest you surrender, and if you don't, we will start attacking.

Nah, I think more like 200 troops died, as a warning. Only a few would've been killed because I only dropped 1 napalm bomb.

[Slafstopia]

Dear Messrs of Stomalia,

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Due to being a defenceless, pacifist government, the Libertarian Communist Directly Democratic Realm of Slafstopia thoroughly approves of you taking action against the genocidal, tyrannical government of Aegugrec.

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The dismantling of our military is still underway, and thus we still have many of our disused vehicles and bombs. We would be glad to donate such weapons to you.

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Please let us know if there is any other action we can take to indirectly assist you in this righteous cause.

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Regards,

The Ministry of Diplomacy

[Aegugrec]

The king has finally arrived at the bunker and sat down, nervous about the war going on with his nation. However, bad news he didn't want to hear came from a person, a man entered the king's office and nervously said, "Futrellia is threatening us", the king was enraged, he slammed his clenched fists into his desk, literally breaking it in halves from his anger. He will not tolerate this anymore, a group of rocket-powered bombers were dispatched to Futrellia, immediately bombing off a part of the wilderness in the area.


(( The others died from depression ))

[Aona]

Telegram to Stomalia
To whom it may concern:

While we wish to remain neutral in the conflict, provisions and medical equipment will be sent to Stomalia's borders immediately.

Sincerely,

Ministry of War, Aona.

[Stomalia]

The king has finally arrived at the bunker and sat down, nervous about the war going on with his nation. However, bad news he didn't want to hear came from a person, a man entered the king's office and nervously said, "Futrellia is threatening us", the king was enraged, he slammed his clenched fists into his desk, literally breaking it in halves from his anger. He will not tolerate this anymore, a group of rocket-powered bombers were dispatched to Futrellia, immediately bombing off a part of the wilderness in the area.


(( The others died from depression ))

God Mod, again. Futrellia is even more advanced than I am with detection and interception.

[Aegugrec]

The tanks, along with a fresh new group of soldiers marched towards Stomalia, armed with grenade launchers. The soldiers in front of the platoon were carrying the grenade launchers, the rest were carrying swords crafted purely by the official blacksmith, though this doesn't sound a threat, it proved effective in previous wars.



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God Mod, again. Futrellia is even more advanced than I am with detection and interception.

Like I did with my first post, if they do an action, then the bombing will be voided.

[Stomalia]

Telegram to Stomalia
To whom it may concern:

While we wish to remain neutral in the conflict, provisions and medical equipment will be sent to Stomalia's borders immediately.

Sincerely,

Ministry of War, Aona.

Thank you, for your support. This war started on Stomalia's heavy anti-homosexuality laws. Although Stomalia is large enough to not need any assistance from anyone, we gladly accept the offer.

[The Communist States of Russos]

We declare war on Aegugrec. We will send a carrier and 10,000 troops to Auegugrec.

[Stomalia]

The tanks, along with a fresh new group of soldiers marched towards Stomalia, armed with grenade launchers. The soldiers in front of the platoon were carrying the grenade launchers, the rest were carrying swords crafted purely by the official blacksmith, though this doesn't sound a threat, it proved effective in previous wars.



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God Mod, again. Futrellia is even more advanced than I am with detection and interception.

Like I did with my first post, if they do an action, then the bombing will be voided.

Fine. I hope you realize bullets travel faster than a sword.

[Futrellia]

The king has finally arrived at the bunker and sat down, nervous about the war going on with his nation. However, bad news he didn't want to hear came from a person, a man entered the king's office and nervously said, "Futrellia is threatening us", the king was enraged, he slammed his clenched fists into his desk, literally breaking it in halves from his anger. He will not tolerate this anymore, a group of rocket-powered bombers were dispatched to Futrellia, immediately bombing off a part of the wilderness in the area.


(( The others died from depression ))

OOC: Li-....dude....like...are you serious right now. *Laughs hysterically*.

[Vaktrania]

Telegram to Aegugrec


With Vaktrania's trade routes being close to Stomalia, the infection has managed to spread into Vaktrania leaving dosens to rot.

The Imperator is displeased; and is ready to launch an invasion. Him and his General's will be preparing for a raid against the enemies. General Evor Valdus is also not liking the bad things they have done, for the infection went to his family causing major issues. He will be leading an invasion with many different regiments prepared for battle.