Field Marshal Hong Pan stood at attention solemnly. The Socialist State of Khamul was all quiet that day. For months, hostilities in the Vitus Ocean between Khamul and Sri Tschow had escalated. Now, Pavel VIII was at work with the Khamul Congress. Pan shifted uneasily. Something was going to happen that day. He could feel it.
Pavlostan, Khamul
"No dammit! I will not deploy gas immediately!" Pavel thundered at Congressman Kostya. "My apologies, Pavel." Kostya blustered. "'It's just that if we're going to use military force, we might as well use overwhelming military force. We have plenty of chlorine gas, leftovers from Brandburg." He said. "If war happens and escalates, then yes, I will gas the shit out of their islands." Pavel snarled. "But this is about war. It's time we got to the point, Congress. What shall we do?" He asked. "Let's have a vote. All in favor of war?" Four out of ten Congressmen rose their hands. "Those not in favor?" The other six Congressmen rose their hands. "I say we do it." Pavel said. And like that, the votes of Congress ceased to matter.
June 15th, 1903
I, Pavel VIII hereby declare the Socialist State of Khamul to be in a state of war against the State of Sri Tschow. We today will avenge those who died in the undeclared war that has raged throughout the Vitus. The monsters of Sri Tschow shall not go unpunished for their aggression against our people. We shall teach the Tschowan people that they DO NOT RULE THE SEAS. This declaration is signed by Pavel and the Khamulite Congress.
"Well, that's very nice." Kostya said dryly. "Watch your tongue Kostya, or you go to New Brandburg." Pavel threatened. The Congressman's face paled. "My apologies, Dictator." He bowed his head respectfully. "Now, let's give this speech and send telegrams to AMEN and Sri Tschow." Pavel said.
To nations of AMEN: Today, I, Pavel VIII hereby declare war upon Sri Tschow. I respectfully request your assistance in this war.
The Sri-AMEN war had begun.