To the Government of Ahnilunia:
Despite your evident outrage, it is the notion of the Supreme Autocrat that your tiny nation, dwarfed in every aspect by ours, issued this statement of condemnation as a completely reactionary measure. He has assured us that your weak, inefficient military and equally weak leadership did not intend to threaten our government, but that extreme emotions clouded your logic. For this reason, the Supreme Autocrat has decided Obsasia shall refrain from obliterating the tiny, uppity nation of Ahnilunia.
I, however, the Lord General of the Army, am not so sure. Noting the recent missile attack (or attempted attack) by a submarine based missile platform, and noting your country's singular status as the only nation that has openly threatened Obsasia, I am inclined to think that the recently launched missiles originated from an Ahnilunian source. I sincerely hope, for your sake, that this is not true. If, by tomorrow, your government has not issued an apology to the Obsasian Supreme Autocrat regarding your inflammatory communique, my colleagues (Lady General Marya Rinmar and Lord General Francis Chevel) and I will issue an official recommendation to the SA that war be declared.
Thank you for your understanding,
Lord General of the Army, Jameson Rothstetther