EBK Declarez War On da WORLD

[EBK]

We Declear war on Da World unlezz people join GANSTAZPARADISE.


Uve been warnd!!

[Kiawati]

Lol, more like you be warned. I have total of almost 1billion ( All military forces ), in my empire right now.

More like a standing army, idle army.


Were fighting like 8 different wars, and currently winning all of them.


YOU.BE.ARE.WARNED.


Anyway, I just laughed at your thread. DD

[Vaxzioslavia]

The Empire of Vaxzioslavia will not accept its surrender to your country. Our forces, along with His great powers, will crush your army and your country, and soon you will fall to your knees begging for mercy!

[Great Albion and Ireland]

Prime Minister's Office

Unencrypted

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Official Correspondence of Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Albion and Ireland

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To: Whomever it may concern within 'EBK'
From: Jimmy Martin, Principal Private Secretary, Prime Minister's Office
Date: 19 October 2012

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Subject: Damages claim

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Dear Sir/Madam,

We regret to inform you that this very morning, Prime Minister Caddell erupted into uproarious laughter, inadvertently spilling his coffee, upon learning of your government's hilarious and ludicrous declaration of war against the world, resulting in minor scalding which called for the attention of a professional physician. As such, we demand that your government foot the resultant medical bill in full, and compensate us for psychological damages inflicted by the sheer absurdity of aforementioned communication, which comes to a grand total of six hundred and forty Universal Standard Dollars, to be wired into our government's account within the Bank of Albion by noon today. Failing so, we will not hesitate to take up this case in an international court of justice.

Sincerely,

Principal Private Secretary
Prime Minister's Office

[G-Tech Corporation]

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[Woodstead]

To whom it may concern,

r u le mastur trole? xdxdxdxd

Signed,
Eniko Sipos MP
President of the Erlen Confederation, on behalf of Prime Minister Oscar Quay of Woodstead

[Aporentia]

We Declear war on Da World unlezz people join GANSTAZPARADISE.


Uve been warnd!!

Or I can invade and make you my colony.

[Allandium]

Lol, more like you be warned. I have total of almost 1billion ( All military forces ), in my empire right now.

More like a standing army, idle army.


Were fighting like 8 different wars, and currently winning all of them.


YOU.BE.ARE.WARNED.


Anyway, I just laughed at your thread. DD

There is no fucking way you can have one billion soldiers. I only have around 35,000,000 million soldiers (MT) or 350,000,000 (FT).

[Allandium]

We Declear war on Da World unlezz people join GANSTAZPARADISE.


Uve been warnd!!

Anyway, you will be completely destroyed by us. Surrender. Immediately. Otherwise my army of angry dictionaries will attack and maul you.

[Aporentia]

We Declear war on Da World unlezz people join GANSTAZPARADISE.


Uve been warnd!!

Anyway, you will be completely destroyed by us. Surrender. Immediately. Otherwise my army of angry dictionaries will attack and maul you.

Dear Allandium,

If war does come, we shall assist you in crushing these barbarians who threaten the world. We await a response.

Signed,
Great Duce Alberto Rolando of Aporentia.

[Antaros]

There is no fucking way you can have one billion soldiers. I only have around 35,000,000 million soldiers (MT) or 350,000,000 (FT).

OOC: He may be older than you. Or, FT. Or, he's a military superpower. Or, he has a population of 20 billion (so do you!), making 1 billion soldier slightly reasonable. Or, Chuck Norris.

IC:The civilians In Antaros guffawed at the message of declaration of hostilities between EBK. There's just certainly almost NO way to achieve that goal!

[Allandium]

Anyway, you will be completely destroyed by us. Surrender. Immediately. Otherwise my army of angry dictionaries will attack and maul you.

Dear Allandium,

If war does come, we shall assist you in crushing these barbarians who threaten the world. We await a response.

Signed,
Great Duce Alberto Rolando of Aporentia.

Dear Aporentia,
You shall join us, as they have declared war on the entirety of NS.

Signed,
Great Emperor Altius I, Monarch of Allandium and all of its colonies, including the Allpines Island

[Varijnland]

I surrender

[Allandium]

There is no fucking way you can have one billion soldiers. I only have around 35,000,000 million soldiers (MT) or 350,000,000 (FT).

OOC: He may be older than you. Or, FT. Or, he's a military superpower. Or, he has a population of 20 billion (so do you!), making 1 billion soldier slightly reasonable. Or, Chuck Norris.

IC:The civilians In Antaros guffawed at the message of declaration of hostilities between EBK. There's just certainly almost NO way to achieve that goal!

1. I am older then him by a year.

2. My nation is any tech, including FT.

3. His army is just over a million, mine is 35,000,000 (MT.) Or 350,000,000 (FT.) So who is the Military Superpower?

4. He has just over a billion.

5. The only reasonable reason. However. He is mine!

[Pravska]

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To:Anyone Interested

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Dear sirs/madams,

I believe that this a well organized prank.Anyway three ministers died from laughter after reading the declaration of war by this nation called ehhhh...never mind.

Please calm down and relax.This is surely a joke.

Yours,
Prince Vladislav III

[Nuovo Buttsvart]

We Declear war on Da World unlezz people join GANSTAZPARADISE.


Uve been warnd!!

The Rightly Guided Caliphate that is our homeland and our Dear Leader Musa Fard scoff at your claimed abilities and will crush any invading army you elect to send to their death.

You have been warned.

[TechTown]

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[Aporentia]

Dear Allianum,

Great. We shall begin our deployments.

signed,
Alberto Rolando.

Ooc on a phone roght . So ill have better quality as soon as I get to a computer

[Kyrusia]

Out-of-Character: Welcome to NationStates - specifically to International Incidents, an In-Character board. Before you continue, I would suggest dropping by the Welcome to International Incidents thread and giving it a read. Also, I would suggest reading the following threads to acclimate yourself to this board and the expected procedures to be followed when conducting yourself and your roleplaying threads here:

• If You Could Give Advice to a New Player;

• A Guide to the NS-Nation;

• Guide to Overlooked Aspects of Warfare;

• A Guide to Getting Started in International Incidents;

• The Mechanics of Roleplaying;

• and the International Incidents Stickies

[Lichester]

EDIT: Ignore this post.

[Korintar]

We Declear war on Da World unlezz people join GANSTAZPARADISE.


Uve been warnd!!

OoC: You should probably read the stickies before posting on II. They are very easy to find- they are listed at the top of the first page of the II subforum.

As for everyone else, quit dogpiling the new kid!

[Korintar]

Out-of-Character: Welcome to NationStates - specifically to International Incidents, an In-Character board. Before you continue, I would suggest dropping by the Welcome to International Incidents thread and giving it a read. Also, I would suggest reading the following threads to acclimate yourself to this board and the expected procedures to be followed when conducting yourself and your roleplaying threads here:

• If You Could Give Advice to a New Player;

• A Guide to the NS-Nation;

• Guide to Overlooked Aspects of Warfare;

• A Guide to Getting Started in International Incidents;

• The Mechanics of Roleplaying;

• and the International Incidents Stickies

OoC: I was about to list those myself. Good call.

[Pravska]

OOC:Is the guy trolling?

I mean I am new and I would never do something as idiotic as that........

[Allandium]

OOC:Is the guy trolling?

I mean I am new and I would never do something as idiotic as that........

Pravska,

Welcome to NS!

Anyway, even if the guy is trolling, people take it seriously. It is in International Incidents after all...

[Aporentia]

OOC:Is the guy trolling?

I mean I am new and I would never do something as idiotic as that........

Pravska,

Welcome to NS!

Anyway, even if the guy is trolling, people take it seriously. It is in International Incidents after all...

yeah, I wsnt to have a war with a new rper and see how it goes. Maybe we can help him at the same time.