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by Isointania » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:27 pm
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A lie will get half way around the world while the truth is still putting his pants on
Although prepared for martyrdom, I prefer that it be postponed
I am ready to meet my maker, if my maker is ready to meet me is another matter
by North Banrodesia » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:21 am
Micasa wrote:Her Majesty Queen Susan
Invites all Nations to her Coronation Ball Tomorrow Night at 6pm
All available Nations Telegram The Kingdom Of Micasa
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by Srpska-Krajina » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:54 am
United Socialist Republics of Lupina wrote:Srpska-Krajina wrote:Fyodor was eating his lunch quietly.The restaurant had Yuvάrzi the national food of Srpska-Krajina.He looked all around the delegates and spotted the Verecian ones.He watched them with interest.They didn't seem interested in any of the events that would take place later.He also flet quite lonely.He didn't have someone to talk with and an alliance would be most accepted right now.Julius Prega was the only other communist/socialist country representative.So with a little fear he approached him and introduced himself."Hello" he said."I'm Fyodor Kreshiv of the People's Socialist Soviet of Srpska-Krajina.So what do you think of this place?".
"Good day to you comrade Kreshiv." he outreached his hand and shook his. "I find this place to be a little too modern and lavishfor my taste. I prefer the older buildings without all these capitalistic idioms dotting the entrance."
"How are things in Srpska-Krajina?"
The Premier noticed the foriegn food upon the mans plate.
"And may I ask what it is you're eating for lunch?"
by Falsea » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:08 am
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by Socialist Republic of Chichistan » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:09 am
by Priory Academy USSR » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:06 am
by Isointania » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:04 am
Socialist Republic of Chichistan wrote:President Davos Meilerdan approached Prime Minister Marino and offered him a warm handshake.
"How are you doing my friend? And more importantly, how is Isointania doing? I was appalled when General Hursh published a report on Chichian armed forces looting Marritimo and all offenders have been suspended from military service and detained; I would like to inform you that should you wish to extradite them to your country for trials regarding the crimes they commited within your country, all you must do is contact General Hursh to specify arrangements."
Davos then pulled a report out, "This document lists each member of the Armed Forces and the crimes they are suspected of during the occupation of Marritimo, but have not been formally charged with.Domus Aki-Theft, Robbery, Assault with deadly intent
Thomas Milner-Rape, Murder
Stephen Jessup-Murder
Jacob Linden-Theft
Stan Gerardson-Arson
Peter Gerardson-Arson
Leon Cole-Manslaughter (Arranged a Sarin gas strike against a 'hostile' village although no weapons were recovered)
"I wish to remind you that Chichistan will always be a friend and ally of Isointania and the conduct of the vast majority of our troops was immaculate, but we would like to route out these criminals from the armed forces; as I have said, they have been detained and are waiting for an official response from Isointania. I would definitely like to discuss, privately, further economic, military or diplomatic ties between Isointania and Chichistan."
A lie will get half way around the world while the truth is still putting his pants on
Although prepared for martyrdom, I prefer that it be postponed
I am ready to meet my maker, if my maker is ready to meet me is another matter
by Xanixi » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:23 pm
Most Astounding FactDr. Carl Sagan wrote:“They say astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.”
#AupaAtleti #ContigoHastaElFinal
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by The Republic of Legantus » Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:37 pm
by Korinekia » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:49 pm
Isointania wrote:A general message was sent out:>>Incoming Transmission
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by Korinekia » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:52 pm
by Isointania » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:28 am
Xanixi wrote:I listened carefully to my most desired part of any airplane landing; the wheels smashing against the tarmac. I closed my eyes, ignoring the pain coming from my ears, and listened. I blocked out the commotion from inside the aircraft; the Imperial National Guards chatting, or the words of confidence from the IEC squad that lingered in the "class" before me, though the Imperial jet didn't separate into classes, just sections.
Then, I heard it. The screech as the wheels began to roll at incredible speeds on the tarmac broke through my ears, penetrating my brain and ringing, causing a grin to appear on my face. The sound of these wheels reminded me of my service on the INV Geneva, the Dreadnought Carrier that patrolled the Baltic Sea. I would constantly be listening to the landing of the F-20s that patrolled the waters, watching with pride as the Imperial Navy established its presence in all sectors of the European continent. Oh, how I longed to return to the days of the military.
But no. The Empire had newly assigned me, the 52-year-old general Colton Byrd to the Imperial Diplo-Corps, instead of giving me the position I had requested: commanding officer of the INV Aurora, in the Mediterranean.
"Sir, we'll be arriving at the terminal momentarily," the same hostess mentioned, looking down at me, the same factitious smile still drawn on her.
"Grazie," I replied, in Italian, for reasons not even I know. "I'm sorry," I rapidly corrected, shaking my head, "thank you." Her smile grew, now seeming genuine, and lightly nodded her head. She walked off, and I sighed, standing with my bag in hand.
"May I carry that for you, Mr. Byrd?" one of the national guards asked, extending his hand to take it from me.
"No, thank you," I replied, smiling, "I'll carry this one."
After waiting a few more moments for the doors to open, I walked out, the two guards walking behind me. The IEC squad hadn't been permitted to enter this territory, and were forced to remain within the aircraft, considered traveling Imperial territory.
As I exit, I looked around, for any official that seemed to be a government official.
"Let's wait here," I said to the guards," someone's bound to come pick us up."
A lie will get half way around the world while the truth is still putting his pants on
Although prepared for martyrdom, I prefer that it be postponed
I am ready to meet my maker, if my maker is ready to meet me is another matter
by Veceria » Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:40 am
Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.
DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.
Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.
by Isointania » Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:56 am
Veceria wrote:Location: Isointania, the Tra le Nuvole Airport (still)Danna sighed. They were waiting for several hours now, and had visited nearly any corner of this airport. One of the guardsmen raised his arm to look on his watch. "Does anybody know when this ... summit-thing will start?" The other guard, a female in her late thirties, shook her head. "Nah. Just do the same as I do, and watch those people running around here with bored and/or stressed out faces." Advisor Danna giggled silently. The four Vecerians were standing in the middle of one of the halls of the airport, leaning against a large column. Rodger, the male guard, retrieved his blade from beneath the long, black-and-red trenchcoat and started to sharpen it. "Oh c'mon, you'll scare the natives." His companion giggled and retrieved her own sword. The tanto-style blade looked quite new, even if it had already seen several battles. "Hope those guys will pick us up from here, don't want to wait for hours just to miss the summit we came for." Danna sighed again, looking at the Archon. Lorena nodded, eating a rasher of bacon she had stored in her food pack. They continued to watch natives and delegates wandering around, and wondered if the time they spent in this land was worth it.
A lie will get half way around the world while the truth is still putting his pants on
Although prepared for martyrdom, I prefer that it be postponed
I am ready to meet my maker, if my maker is ready to meet me is another matter
by Veceria » Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:00 pm
Isointania wrote:Veceria wrote:Location: Isointania, the Tra le Nuvole Airport (still)Danna sighed. They were waiting for several hours now, and had visited nearly any corner of this airport. One of the guardsmen raised his arm to look on his watch. "Does anybody know when this ... summit-thing will start?" The other guard, a female in her late thirties, shook her head. "Nah. Just do the same as I do, and watch those people running around here with bored and/or stressed out faces." Advisor Danna giggled silently. The four Vecerians were standing in the middle of one of the halls of the airport, leaning against a large column. Rodger, the male guard, retrieved his blade from beneath the long, black-and-red trenchcoat and started to sharpen it. "Oh c'mon, you'll scare the natives." His companion giggled and retrieved her own sword. The tanto-style blade looked quite new, even if it had already seen several battles. "Hope those guys will pick us up from here, don't want to wait for hours just to miss the summit we came for." Danna sighed again, looking at the Archon. Lorena nodded, eating a rasher of bacon she had stored in her food pack. They continued to watch natives and delegates wandering around, and wondered if the time they spent in this land was worth it.
A large Divalo X-1 pulled up beside Advisor Danna, a good looking, nervous man opened the doors.
"I am so sorry Mr Danna! Please get in the car, I am sure you will find it most pleasent."
Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.
DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.
Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.
by Priory Academy USSR » Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:13 pm
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by Isointania » Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:02 pm
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:Pilkington's jet had landed late. He would have been on time if he hadn't insisted stoping for Bar Be Cue while the plane was refueling. After hearing that luncheon has been canceled, he was glad he ate. He found the hotel cultured enough and his room fit. Pilkington tried to lay on his bed, but the bed was designed for humans, he tossed an tumbled but this bed was not suit for velociraptor use. So he tossed the mattress out the window. He then called room service "Hello, Room Service? I request human liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. And send a maid with a new bed and plenty of blankets."
A lie will get half way around the world while the truth is still putting his pants on
Although prepared for martyrdom, I prefer that it be postponed
I am ready to meet my maker, if my maker is ready to meet me is another matter
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