The Final Battle[IC][FT][Closed]

[Great Humania]

Orion's Frontier Fleet, Star Sector 2190A9
The 1000 strong Orion's Frontier Fleet cruised around the outskirts of Star Sector 2190A9. It was a rather small fleet, it's purpose was to guard the outer rim of the Milky Way, near the Orion Arm. The flagship was the Absolution Class Destroyer, IFS Unfailing. The Unfailing lead several hundred destroyers, cruisers and dreadnoughts, searching for any hostile forces that would dare to attack the Interstellar Federation. It had been a rough day for the Universe: the Hellgustine Empire had been involved in countless conflicts that had wrecked havoc across multiple galaxies. And now, rumors of another war has been circulating through mass media as the IF stand firm to defend humanity.

*HSS Luna contacts IFS Unfailing*

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This is Grand Sandernin Michael of the Nova Corp, we will like to help your Orion frontier fleet with Humania's third and forth fleet of the 999th Armada


[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

The SMS Executor. Low Earth Orbit.

The members of the Spaghettian High Command sat staring at their consoles in shock. Forces of the Hellgustines were pouring out of portals all over the universe.
The President had had enough. Standing up, he turned to Admiral Charles Greaves, commanding officer of the SMS Noodly Appendage.
"Greaves, Wheatley. Is the Noodly Appendage ready for battle?"
The Admiral and the A.I. of the Noodly Appendage tore their eyes (and sensors) away from the screen to speak to the President. "Y-yes, sir," Greaves responded.
"Alright then," the Prez mused. "We need to make our first priority the defense of Earth. Our interstellar allies can deal with this themselves. The COTHEOTSM, Silverakia, Fascistisk...we must protect them."
He turned to Executor, who lounged in the captain's chair of the Executor. "Exie, deploy three squadrons of Peregrines."
She smiled wickedly. "With pleasure."

The hangars around the ship came alive as pilots rushed to their fighters. The swarms of 'Peregrine'-class starfighters launched and began to engage the enemy demons.

"Wheatley, bring the Appendage around and launch your fighters. Begin to engage them with your cannons...and send your bombers over to the Executor. Exie," he said, once more turning to the A.I. with a smile of glee on his face, "we're going on an adventure..."

As Greaves and Wheatley transported back to the Noodly Appendage, the Executor jumped away, towards the homeworld of the Hellgustine Empire...

[Great Humania]

The SMS Executor. Low Earth Orbit.

The members of the Spaghettian High Command sat staring at their consoles in shock. Forces of the Hellgustines were pouring out of portals all over the universe.
The President had had enough. Standing up, he turned to Admiral Charles Greaves, commanding officer of the SMS Noodly Appendage.
"Greaves, Wheatley. Is the Noodly Appendage ready for battle?"
The Admiral and the A.I. of the Noodly Appendage tore their eyes (and sensors) away from the screen to speak to the President. "Y-yes, sir," Greaves responded.
"Alright then," the Prez mused. "We need to make our first priority the defense of Earth. Our interstellar allies can deal with this themselves. The COTHEOTSM, Silverakia, Fascistisk...we must protect them."
He turned to Executor, who lounged in the captain's chair of the Executor. "Exie, deploy three squadrons of Peregrines."
She smiled wickedly. "With pleasure."

The hangars around the ship came alive as pilots rushed to their fighters. The swarms of 'Peregrine'-class starfighters launched and began to engage the enemy demons.

"Wheatley, bring the Appendage around and launch your fighters. Begin to engage them with your cannons...and send your bombers over to the Executor. Exie," he said, once more turning to the A.I. with a smile of glee on his face, "we're going on an adventure..."

As Greaves and Wheatley transported back to the Noodly Appendage, the Executor jumped away, towards the homeworld of the Hellgustine Empire...

*Gamma Corp contacts the Noodly Appendage*

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Hello Hello???

Ok the mics work.

I am Sandernin Commander of the 9th fleet Sir Eisenhower, i will like to help you to go against hellgustine's vonstien family. I got direct orders from Supreme Fuhrer Brandon VonHien to send you this message.




[Dalviric UIA]

The Matasinir generated a massive death energy shield around the island. Every missile that hit the shield would simply fade into unexistence. Once the missiles stopped being launched, the Matasinir threw the death energy shield at the dreadnought.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

The SMS Executor. Low Earth Orbit.

The members of the Spaghettian High Command sat staring at their consoles in shock. Forces of the Hellgustines were pouring out of portals all over the universe.
The President had had enough. Standing up, he turned to Admiral Charles Greaves, commanding officer of the SMS Noodly Appendage.
"Greaves, Wheatley. Is the Noodly Appendage ready for battle?"
The Admiral and the A.I. of the Noodly Appendage tore their eyes (and sensors) away from the screen to speak to the President. "Y-yes, sir," Greaves responded.
"Alright then," the Prez mused. "We need to make our first priority the defense of Earth. Our interstellar allies can deal with this themselves. The COTHEOTSM, Silverakia, Fascistisk...we must protect them."
He turned to Executor, who lounged in the captain's chair of the Executor. "Exie, deploy three squadrons of Peregrines."
She smiled wickedly. "With pleasure."

The hangars around the ship came alive as pilots rushed to their fighters. The swarms of 'Peregrine'-class starfighters launched and began to engage the enemy demons.

"Wheatley, bring the Appendage around and launch your fighters. Begin to engage them with your cannons...and send your bombers over to the Executor. Exie," he said, once more turning to the A.I. with a smile of glee on his face, "we're going on an adventure..."

As Greaves and Wheatley transported back to the Noodly Appendage, the Executor jumped away, towards the homeworld of the Hellgustine Empire...

*Gamma Corp contacts the Noodly Appendage*

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Hello Hello???

Ok the mics work.

I am Sandernin Commander of the 9th fleet Sir Eisenhower, i will like to help you to go against hellgustine's vonstien family. I got direct orders from Supreme Fuhrer Brandon VonHien to send you this message.




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Hello, Commander Sandernin. We're on our way to the Hellgustine throneworld now. We'll rendezvous with you upon arrival.

The Spaghettian President


[Dalviric UIA]

Fracture
With Victor's very being being tormented, the Matasinir had another idea to deal with the Hellgustines. Something far more ominous then any other weapon ever deployed against them. This was the same virus which wiped out over a quarter of life in the Perseus Arm. This was the same virus which caused the demons of Inferno to swarm the Arm. This was the Infernovirus, an ancient species of demon which destroyed and assimilated countless specimens.
Entire empires fell to the fiery claws of the Ancient Curse.

"Maktis, my father."
"Maktanos."
The being Maktanos was speaking to resembled a swirling mass of dark magic. The entity grew massive tendrils of death energy, which stretched for miles. The entity seemed to be miles large, and was made with purple and red tones. The entity was Maktis'Arazerzha, the Essential God of Death, and the lord of Fracture. Maktis'Arazerzha and his lover Maktashata had birthed the entire Matasinir race themselves through continuous carnal relations, which resulted in a low - but extremely powerful - populace.
"You called me here?"

"Yes, Maktanos. The Infernovirus has been in our grasp for decades, and it is well within our power to annihilate Hellgustium. However, the Infernovirus hasn't been tested yet. You will release it."
"It shall be so."

[Great Humania]

*Gamma Corp contacts the Noodly Appendage*

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Hello Hello???

Ok the mics work.

I am Sandernin Commander of the 9th fleet Sir Eisenhower, i will like to help you to go against hellgustine's vonstien family. I got direct orders from Supreme Fuhrer Brandon VonHien to send you this message.




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Hello, Commander Sandernin. We're on our way to the Hellgustine throneworld now. We'll rendezvous with you upon arrival.

The Spaghettian President


Vice Sandermin- Alfred Smith: Sir Eisenhower..........

Sandernin Commander of the Fleet- Eisenhower: Yes????????

Vice Sandernin- Alfred Smith: They accept the offer and we are going to the noodly appendage's coordinates to help them going against the vonstien family.

Sandernin Commander of the Fleet- Eisenhower: tell all crew and ships to be ready to go to hyper space


Vice Sandernin: Yes sir.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

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Hello, Commander Sandernin. We're on our way to the Hellgustine throneworld now. We'll rendezvous with you upon arrival.

The Spaghettian President


Vice Sandermin- Alfred Smith: Sir Eisenhower..........

Sandernin Commander of the Fleet- Eisenhower: Yes????????

Vice Sandernin- Alfred Smith: They accept the offer and we are going to the noodly appendage's coordinates to help them going against the vonstien family.

Sandernin Commander of the Fleet- Eisenhower: tell all crew and ships to be ready to go to hyper space


Vice Sandernin: Yes sir.

The SMS Executor arrived just outside the Hellgustine solar system, floating gently through the void
"Alright, I have visual on the Humanian ships," Executor said. "Should I hail them?"
The President responded quickly. "Yes. Tell them we're here and ready to bomb the Hellgustines into oblivion."

[Great Humania]

Vice Sandermin- Alfred Smith: Sir Eisenhower..........

Sandernin Commander of the Fleet- Eisenhower: Yes????????

Vice Sandernin- Alfred Smith: They accept the offer and we are going to the noodly appendage's coordinates to help them going against the vonstien family.

Sandernin Commander of the Fleet- Eisenhower: tell all crew and ships to be ready to go to hyper space


Vice Sandernin: Yes sir.

The SMS Executor arrived just outside the Hellgustine solar system, floating gently through the void
"Alright, I have visual on the Humanian ships," Executor said. "Should I hail them?"
The President responded quickly. "Yes. Tell them we're here and ready to bomb the Hellgustines into oblivion."

Gunner: Fire at target at 150-050-589-261


Gunner #2: LOAD THE GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gunner #50: I got visual.......


Gunner #15: Aiming Aiming...........


*Gunners points there guns at the hellgustine planet*

*pointing at key objectives*

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We going to bomb the key objectives, then we can deploy our ground forces to finish them off.




[Skyhooked]

Skyhookedian fleet finally arrived to the Hellgustine territory.

To: Humania
We arrived. Awaiting new notices. We can deploy our soldiers and giant robot scorpion any time. Just give a signal.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

The SMS Executor arrived just outside the Hellgustine solar system, floating gently through the void
"Alright, I have visual on the Humanian ships," Executor said. "Should I hail them?"
The President responded quickly. "Yes. Tell them we're here and ready to bomb the Hellgustines into oblivion."

Gunner: Fire at target at 150-050-589-261


Gunner #2: LOAD THE GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gunner #50: I got visual.......


Gunner #15: Aiming Aiming...........


*Gunners points there guns at the hellgustine planet*

*pointing at key objectives*

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We going to bomb the key objectives, then we can deploy our ground forces to finish them off.




"Sir, they've transmitted a guide to the key objectives. What do you think?" the A.I. informed the President.
He mused for a moment, looking over the objectives, and then made his decision. "Tell them we've got this one. Deploy the remaining fighters and both squadrons of bombers."

In the hangar, pilots who had been in their ships since the first jump had been made received the launch order. They quickly complied, heading towards the military targets marked out on their map, quickly breaking the atmosphere, ready to deal with any Hellgustium defenses...

[Silverakia]

Suddenly, a starship in orbit, the Rickroll, appeared in the sky. The captain, a Rick Astley clone named Rick 1-01, had a grim expression on his face as he noticed the demon invasion. He called out to the rest of his fleet. "Hey, Rick 1-02!"

Another Rick Astley clone, Rick 1-02, peered out from behind the wheel. He saluted loyally, and quickly replied. "Yes, captain!"

Captain Rick 1-01 frowned, and commanded his fleet with a handheld transceiver. "We got a demon invasion! We gotta give them up... DIVEDOWN!"

Rick 1-03, a shy clone, spoke up meekly. As you can tell, he is rather timid. He was standing next to Rick 1-01. "D-demons? Not the Divedown!" Rick 1-03 squeaked, and hid behind Rick 1-01.

Captain Rick 1-01 glared at Rick 1-03. "Just do what I say, and simply Rickroll the enemies!"

Sighing, the shy Rick 1-03 went back to work, and put on his Divedown gear. "Yes sir..."

The captain pushed a series of buttons, and pulled down a lever. "Good! Now get ready!"

Suddenly, the ship dived down, and collided with huge demonic packs! The demons were mowed down. These were the last things that the demons heard... "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!"

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Suddenly, a starship in orbit, the Rickroll, appeared in the sky. The captain, a Rick Astley clone named Rick 1-01, had a grim expression on his face as he noticed the demon invasion. He called out to the rest of his fleet. "Hey, Rick 1-02!"

Another Rick Astley clone, Rick 1-02, peered out from behind the wheel. He saluted loyally, and quickly replied. "Yes, captain!"

Captain Rick 1-01 frowned, and commanded his fleet with a handheld transceiver. "We got a demon invasion! We gotta give them up... DIVEDOWN!"

Rick 1-03, a shy clone, spoke up meekly. As you can tell, he is rather timid. He was standing next to Rick 1-01. "D-demons? Not the Divedown!" Rick 1-03 squeaked, and hid behind Rick 1-01.

Captain Rick 1-01 glared at Rick 1-03. "Just do what I say, and simply Rickroll the enemies!"

Sighing, the shy Rick 1-03 went back to work, and put on his Divedown gear. "Yes sir..."

The captain pushed a series of buttons, and pulled down a lever. "Good! Now get ready!"

Suddenly, the ship dived down, and collided with huge demonic packs! The demons were mowed down. These were the last things that the demons heard... "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!"

SMS Noodly Appendage

Admiral Greaves hummed along happily as the Rickroll destroyed several of the demon legions. As the Peregrine fighters swooped and dived circles around the hellspawn, he began to feel more relaxed, thinking that this wasn't going to be so bad...
"Starship Rickroll?" he said as he hailed the ship. "You going to need any help out there?"

[Great Humania]

*Carrierships flies out of the carrier*

*Escorted by star fighter*


Commander Siren(Lighting war veteran/hellgustini-humanian war veteran): ALRIGHT BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT WE ARE FACING A REALLY DETERMINED ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE MIGHT LOSS SOME FRIENDS, COMRADES AND FAMILY MEMBERS, WE WILL STILL STAND TOGETHER AS A FAMILY>
YOU GOT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


men in the Carrier ship: SIR YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Commander Siren: PILOT TELL THOSE SHIPS TO FIRE AT THOSE KEY OBJECTIVE TO LAST 001 HOURS(1 minute).


Pilot: Yes sir, on the way sir.

[Great Humania]

Skyhookedian fleet finally arrived to the Hellgustine territory.

To: Humania
We arrived. Awaiting new notices. We can deploy our soldiers and giant robot scorpion any time. Just give a signal.

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Deploy now at LZ Bravo. Commander Siren is at LZ Charlie. Meet them at the RZ point 9 5 0 5 6 8 0 1



[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Skyhookedian fleet finally arrived to the Hellgustine territory.

To: Humania
We arrived. Awaiting new notices. We can deploy our soldiers and giant robot scorpion any time. Just give a signal.

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Deploy now at LZ Bravo. Commander Siren is at LZ Charlie. Meet them at the RZ point 9 5 0 5 6 8 0 1



Executor intercepted the message.
"Sir...thought you should know...they're sending down troops."

The President's eyes widened. "Fuck..Exie, tell them we've got this. WE'VE GOT THIS! Troops on the ground will only be endangering themselves!"

"Message sent, sir..."

[Skyhooked]

Skyhookedian fleet finally arrived to the Hellgustine territory.

To: Humania
We arrived. Awaiting new notices. We can deploy our soldiers and giant robot scorpion any time. Just give a signal.

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Deploy now at LZ Bravo. Commander Siren is at LZ Charlie. Meet them at the RZ point 9 5 0 5 6 8 0 1



"Roger that! Okay folk, grab your guns and bags for loot! We gonna pay those Vonsteins back!" -Says General John, and orders to deploy Skyhookedian army at the LZ bravo.

Soon after, the army deploys at the LZ Bravo. People from all groups are participating in this operation, Kabanarian rangers, Capital Minutemen, Los Escorpiones and others are deploying, after a short briefing. They go to the RZ point 9 5 0 5 6 8 0 1, ruthlessly striking down and looting any enemy squads they encounter.

[Great Humania]

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Deploy now at LZ Bravo. Commander Siren is at LZ Charlie. Meet them at the RZ point 9 5 0 5 6 8 0 1



Executor intercepted the message.
"Sir...thought you should know...they're sending down troops."

The President's eyes widened. "Fuck..Exie, tell them we've got this. WE'VE GOT THIS! Troops on the ground will only be endangering themselves!"

"Message sent, sir..."

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Commander Siren:

Our forces are just raiding and freeing hidden concentration camps , secret labor camps and secret bases that are still active. We need 5 of your best squads

at this located position.

*sends in encrypted coordinates*

right now i am in under heavy fire and artillery explosions. you'll meet tiger legion from there.

good luck



[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Executor intercepted the message.
"Sir...thought you should know...they're sending down troops."

The President's eyes widened. "Fuck..Exie, tell them we've got this. WE'VE GOT THIS! Troops on the ground will only be endangering themselves!"

"Message sent, sir..."

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Commander Siren:

Our forces are just raiding and freeing hidden concentration camps and secret labor camps that are still active. We need 5 of your best squads

at this located position.

*sends in encrypted coordinates*

right now i am in under heavy fire and artillery explosions. you'll meet tiger legion from there.

good luck



"Damn them..." the Prez whispered. "Siren, we'll be there soon...Executor, gather 3 of our best squads and tell them to meet me in the hangar."
"Sir, they said they needed 5 squads...are you not mathing well today?"
The President grins and taps his lightsaber. "Yes, but it's going to be the equivalent power of 5 squads..."

[Great Humania]

Meanwhile at the battle field................


*Soldiers run from one building to another, try to find openings to attack*

Commander Osiris: HEY SIREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commander Siren: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commander Osiris: YOU GOT ANY MORTARS????????????

Commander Siren: ONLY 10 OF MY SQUADS HAS THE MORTARS!!!!!!! WHY!!!?!?!?!?!?!????!?!

Commander Osiris: MY * Dodges bullets from gun fire * ENTIRE MORTAR SQUAD GOT MOWED DOWN BY THAT MACHINE GUNNER

Commander Siren: HOW COME YOU DIDNT SHOOT IT WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!!!????????

Commander Osiris: DANG SNIPER BLEW THE SHOOTER AND THE AMMO CARRIER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commander Siren: Sh*t, OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GIVE YOU HALF OF MY MORTAR SQUADS AND 2 OF MY DEMOLITION TEAM

Commander Osiris: WILL DO!!!!!!!!!!! ILL MEET YOU UP AT THE RZ POINT!!!!!!!!!11

Commander Siren: ILL SEE YOU THERE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


COMMANDER OSIRIS: LETS MOVE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hellgustine Empire]

A cloud of darkness and pouring red eyes would seen as ships near the territory that feel of omnious dread and the sounds of screaming would be heard,as to this part of space would be a living galaxy known as the Grandmaster in his true form,the hatred and lessers would be everywhere."You heroes have come....here to lock away a evil of old...I ask why you dare stand against me? You have already chained my son,victor for eternity that so he couldn't be put to death and be reborn....." says the Grandmaster would a calm but with the tone of malice and dread.Demons would swarm out of the storm and tear through Coalition ships like nothing.

[Skyhooked]

Meanwhile at the battle field................


*Soldiers run from one building to another, try to find openings to attack*

Commander Osiris: HEY SIREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commander Siren: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commander Osiris: YOU GOT ANY MORTARS????????????

Commander Siren: ONLY 10 OF MY SQUADS HAS THE MORTARS!!!!!!! WHY!!!?!?!?!?!?!????!?!

Commander Osiris: MY * Dodges bullets from gun fire * ENTIRE MORTAR SQUAD GOT MOWED DOWN BY THAT MACHINE GUNNER

Commander Siren: HOW COME YOU DIDNT SHOOT IT WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!!!????????

Commander Osiris: DANG SNIPER BLEW THE SHOOTER AND THE AMMO CARRIER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commander Siren: Sh*t, OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GIVE YOU HALF OF MY MORTAR SQUADS AND 2 OF MY DEMOLITION TEAM

Commander Osiris: WILL DO!!!!!!!!!!! ILL MEET YOU UP AT THE RZ POINT!!!!!!!!!11

Commander Siren: ILL SEE YOU THERE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


COMMANDER OSIRIS: LETS MOVE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skyhookedian forces finally arrived to the battlefield. "Look's like our friends have some trouble... Help them, dammit! And show our enemies, what the real Skyhookedian soldier is! Attack!"- As general John gives his order, Kabanarian rangers took their positions and started shooting Hellgustine troops from far distance together with the artillery. After that, giant scorpion first one to run to the battle, starts moving enemies with flamethrower and miniguns on it's pincers, while melts few artillery units with it's tail. Soon after others engaged too.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

A cloud of darkness and pouring red eyes would seen as ships near the territory that feel of omnious dread and the sounds of screaming would be heard,as to this part of space would be a living galaxy known as the Grandmaster in his true form,the hatred and lessers would be everywhere."You heroes have come....here to lock away a evil of old...I ask why you dare stand against me? You have already chained my son,victor for eternity that so he couldn't be put to death and be reborn....." says the Grandmaster would a calm but with the tone of malice and dread.Demons would swarm out of the storm and tear through Coalition ships like nothing.

The President paused on his way out the door of the bridge, and walked slowly towards the viewport, never taking his eyes off of the eldritch monstrosity.
"Executor," he said, oddly calm, "shields up."

He walked back out, and paused again. "And ready my spacesuit. I have a god to kill."

[Silverakia]

Suddenly, a starship in orbit, the Rickroll, appeared in the sky. The captain, a Rick Astley clone named Rick 1-01, had a grim expression on his face as he noticed the demon invasion. He called out to the rest of his fleet. "Hey, Rick 1-02!"

Another Rick Astley clone, Rick 1-02, peered out from behind the wheel. He saluted loyally, and quickly replied. "Yes, captain!"

Captain Rick 1-01 frowned, and commanded his fleet with a handheld transceiver. "We got a demon invasion! We gotta give them up... DIVEDOWN!"

Rick 1-03, a shy clone, spoke up meekly. As you can tell, he is rather timid. He was standing next to Rick 1-01. "D-demons? Not the Divedown!" Rick 1-03 squeaked, and hid behind Rick 1-01.

Captain Rick 1-01 glared at Rick 1-03. "Just do what I say, and simply Rickroll the enemies!"

Sighing, the shy Rick 1-03 went back to work, and put on his Divedown gear. "Yes sir..."

The captain pushed a series of buttons, and pulled down a lever. "Good! Now get ready!"

Suddenly, the ship dived down, and collided with huge demonic packs! The demons were mowed down. These were the last things that the demons heard... "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!"

SMS Noodly Appendage

Admiral Greaves hummed along happily as the Rickroll destroyed several of the demon legions. As the Peregrine fighters swooped and dived circles around the hellspawn, he began to feel more relaxed, thinking that this wasn't going to be so bad...
"Starship Rickroll?" he said as he hailed the ship. "You going to need any help out there?"

The message manager, Rick 1-04, projected a message to the other ship. "Sure, because we're never going to give the universe up!"

Rick 1-05, meanwhile, was pushing a series of buttons while humming happily. It was a long while since he ever got any fighting action. It seemed that it was too peaceful for a moment. It was the calm of the storm. Suddenly, a torrent of demons flooded out of an enormous portal. Shocked, he started singing as he made a giant red laser envelope yet another giant serpentine demon. "I'm never gonna say goodbye! Oh yeah!"

[The Imperial Regions of Commerce]

"Droids, prepare the landing craft. And make sure you take that God into oblivion."

"Roger Roger."