Officials are baffled after a tourist, from the United Kingdom landed in the capital city of Telibi, Springtopia. Telibi has not seen a tourist since the Telibian Republic deceased to exist in 1945, and Telibi formed. Anthony Davis, the tourist in question, was detained for questioning, before he was released shortly afterwards. Although officials tried to convince Anthony to go home.
Telibi is known to be one of the most dangerous nations in the earth; plagued by disease, crippling poverty, civil war, banditry, kidnappings, rapes, armed militias and mafia groups and street gangs running the streets alike. This was brought to attention in 1998, when a Chinese journalist, reporting on the civil war, which was been running rabid for decades was,
"butchered to death in the street, like cattle."
Anthony was visited over 100 countries and says he intended to visit Telibi, despite knowing about the current situation.
"It would be unfair to leave Telibi out of my list of countries I want to visit; it has a beatiful peoples and great history. It's only sad they don't have a decent tourism business!"
Davis hired a private militia to protect him and spent a week in the capital, the surrounding areas being currently too dangerous to travel.
"It was a eye opener. But nice. I hope I can go again, but visit a different city."
Rashid Rakir, a immigration official said. "What the fuck."