Yohannes wrote:
To The Excellency or The Honourable representative of our friend and trade partner - the Paganistian government,
As Emperor of my empire, I am hereby submitting the following application for you to consider:
Nation's full name Yohannes
Nations population can be whatever you want it to be bby
Government style enlightened despotism (inspired by Europa Universalis III series of Paradox games)
Military budget can be whatever you want to be bby
Military tech level (MT,PMT,FT ect) can be whatever you want it to be bby
Police budget ah bored of sayin' the same thing
other notes
Look... I have a lot of things to do today: pulling the ponytail of my blonde Aryan secretary, taking a peek at the new Imperial Representative of the Electorate next to my parliamentary office (it's a she if you are wondering) - this is the first world problem of a first world national leader ruling a first world empire
But look; there's a catch to it: the incessantly demonstrative Greenies as well as the Chardonnay Socialists next door still fully expect my government to produce that 'steady as she goes' trickle-me-down surplus this year. And you see... this is where you - one of our trade partners around the world - will come to the story. I want my great empire to join your organisation as an observer nation. But, there's a catch to it. I want my great empire to engage in two way trade of equality with nations of this organisation.
You see, that way I can somehow add to yet another bullet point on my 'why the Committee has predicted a hand-me-down paper tight surplus 2015' list. And that way? The Greenies to the left and the Chardonnay Socialists to the right will be content with what they do best: saying one thing but doing another completely contrasting thing.
Why should my empire be accepted as an observer? Well, for once: Yohannes is a rich empire. You can be sure that we will give you the tanks, the moolah, the ships and the stealth bombers. And oh? Interest free my friend.
I look forward to hearing back from Your Excellency.
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His Imperial and Royal Majesty Wilhelm III
By the Grace of God, Yohannesian Emperor and King of Alexandria, Margrave of Southland, Burgrave of Scarymelly, Count of Mamamia, Duke of Homophora and of the County of Glass, Grand Duke of the Upper Vista and of Windows, Duke of Apple, of Washing, of Cartamania, of Jenrakia and of Tsaraine, Duke of Maxtopian, of Smalltopia and of Crossing, Duke of Bambamburg, of Clever, of Goodmanland and of Dumb, Sleeves and Burb, Duke of the Weeds and the Kardashians, of Laurasville and of Rottenburg, Landgrave of Hiss and in Massgrave, Margrave of Upper and Lower Loopholia, Prince of Purple, of Bluedenberg, of East Chipsland, of Higherborn and of Python, Prince of Halberd, of Moonster, of Linden, of Osfallenouch, of Hildasgood, of Fallen, of Kammir, of Foolah, of Baws and of Booze, Princely Count of Heineken, Count of the Manns, of Crowberg, of Wilhelmstein, of Adolftein and of Tinglen, Count of Catherine, of Singmarine and of Papousmen, Lord of Flankpoop and Princely Elector of the Baboushka-Mungkey Village, Enlightened Despot, Papertowel Field Marshal, Administrator of the Yohannesian Fictional GE&T Office, Grand Judge of The Hunger Games, Imperial Ambassador to the World Assembly, Defender and Supporter of the Maxtopian Faith
OOC: So many New zealand refferences. I love it.... Accepted
