THE PLACE THAT GOD FORGOT
Whether by the guidance of Fate's gentle hand, or by choosing of your own, you're here : the Place that God Forgot - Meridia. In either case, congratulations are in order. That's why we, the (not so) friendly denizens of Meridia have lovingly prepared this small primer for you. We hope it will answer any and all questions you have. If not, don't be afraid to ask your new brothers in arms, or even the guy on the far side of the rifle. We don't bite. Well, most of us, anyway.
Let's start by telling you that this introduction will be honest. We won't try to make ourselves look better than we are (you'd find out the truth for yourself anyway, then be angry at us for lying). We're dogs when it comes to war. If your looking for a nice region with helpful allies, you'd better look elsewhere, and turn back now.
There, we said it. We're no Maredoratica, nor Terra Firma, nor Haven. We're Meridia. The Place That God Forgot, and it's a name we carry with pride. The story behind it has nothing to do with the creation of the universe, sadly: Meridia has been in a constant state of war since before there even was a Meridia. Sure, nations have changed, borders have been drawn and redrawn, and alliances formed and broken - but that hasn't changed the fact that, somewhere in our region, there's always a war brewing. Located along the intersects of the Equator and Prime Meridian, Meridia is the center of the world, and quite fittingly, the center of attention.
So without further ado... welcome to Meridia, mate. Welcome home.
Feel your blood rise? Your stomach tingling with excitement? Do you want to sing your national anthem, cry out patriotic slogans or shoot someone right now? If yes, that was enough pathos, if not, you're a lost case. Either way, on to practical matters.