January 2nd
The chamber was a relic of an age long gone, the era of Maltropian imperialism long since relegated to the history books, and a testament to the grandeur and prosperity the Royal Kingdom had once enjoyed as the heart of a great trading empire. Now, with any ideas of expansionism well and truly dead and buried, Maltropia was at the lowest point it had been in within living memory. No war had had so far-reaching an effect as had the Northern Paradoxian Crisis, with the eastern counties laid to waste and the ports of Aghabullogue and Torres left burning. Now, many long months after the fragile peace in the north had been shattered, the findings of the inquiry that had been launched in its aftermath were to be released in this very room.
It was a long room, furnished mostly in wood with three centuries of varnish. About half of its length was filled with benches very like church pews, high-backed and uncomfortable, with a central aisle leading from the wide double doors dividing them down the middle. Windows stretched from chest height to the ceiling, three metres up, and golden midmorning sunlight streamed through the southeast panes, illuminating the entire chamber and its many occupants. For the benches were filled, mainly with government officials, a scattering of nobles from both Councils, and at least a dozen military officers. At the head of the room was a courtroom-like set of podia, at which were seated the King, in his official garb as commander-in-chief of the Royal Military, Proinsias Ó Manacháin, Minister of War, Caitlín Ní Ghráda, a judge of the Ardcúirt, and several other representatives of all levels of Maltropian government. Facing this intimidating array was a table with three chairs, the central one occupied by Admiral Caoimhín O' Rourke and those flanking him by members of the inquiry board.
As is the time-honoured tradition, the room was abuzz with murmured conversations as each person present tried to tell his neighbour what he had heard would be revealed here. Some were frantically whispering that the monarchy would soon be abolished; others were insisting that the entire state would soon be towed to moor near Yohannes or ViZion; one group near the doors were impassioned in their claims that soon a great iron wall would be put up all around the frontier and Maltropia would never see light again. As the noise reached a fever pitch, a deeply resounding bell outside announced the hour. Without a word, the group at the bench rose in unison, and in an instant silence descended on the room like a sudden rain. King Brendan spoke in solemn tones in a loud, clear voice.
"Ladies and gentlemen, honoured members of the Councils of Nobles, members of government both local and national, distinguished representatives of our military, free citizens of the Royal Kingdom; we are gathered here today to receive and review the findings of the Inquiry into the Northern Paradoxian Crisis, commissioned by the Office of the King and the Ardcúirt of Maltropia on May the 27th, the year of our Lord two-thousand and twelve. To act in the role as spokesman of the Inquiry board is present here today Admiral Caoimhín O' Rourke of the Royal Navy. Admiral O’ Rourke, you were appointed as head of the Inquiry board because of your perceived honesty and leadership abilities and your unstained record with the Royal Navy. Do you swear to uphold the principles of that institution, to tell nothing but the truth as best you know it and to conceal no facts from this panel?"
O’ Rourke had risen the first time his name was mentioned; now, with all eyes and ears focused on him, he stated simply, "I do."
Nodding, the King replied, "Then present your report, Admiral."
Picking up a bound file easily a hundred pages in length, the commander of the 1st Royal Fleet turned to the first page and began his initial statement.
"This is the report on the Northern Paradoxian Crisis; specifically, the manifold factors which contributed to the diplomatic and economic disaster in the east and to the mutiny of a portion of the Royal Navy, and in which shall be presented a number of possible solutions as researched and considered by the Inquiry board. At the outset, I shall synopsise the findings of the report, that rumours may be put to rest and context be provided for the remainder of the document."
Eyebrows raised, Judge Ní Ghráda interjected. "This is far from common procedure, Admiral."
"I accept that, your Honour," O’ Rourke replied, "but this is a point which I shall also be addressing in the report; and we must all admit that, the document being several hundred pages in total, a brief summary would be welcomed by many present."
The King cut across an attempted retort by the judge, saying "It most certainly will be. Please, continue, Admiral."
Acting as though no interruption had ever taken place, O’ Rourke launched into the summary of the report. "In the text of this document, I will be examining in considerable detail many of the factors which led to the diplomatic crisis of the past year. What the Inquiry has determined to have been the principle factors are, in the briefest possible terms, as follows:
"Too great a level of trust with too weak a foundation in fact with regard to regional diplomacy; excessive authority being granted to individual military commanders, particularly admirals in the Royal Navy; a failure by centralised regional authorities to adequately respond to a rapidly escalating scenario; insufficient defensive infrastructure for a prolonged engagement, in any theatre; too great a reliance on regional trade, particularly that of neighbouring states, rather than overseas commerce; a lack of interagency cooperation, both domestic and with the intelligence services of other nations.
Each of these factors, and several more in addition, will be detailed in full in the course of this report."
The formalities that followed served little purpose other than to review the events that had caused the war, and it was over an hour before O’ Rourke finally started on the first point he had mentioned in his summary.
"Esteemed members of the panel, if you will turn to page twelve of your copies of the report, we now come to the discussion of the first of the factors mentioned at the start of this review. We shall begin with the section on regional diplomacy.
"Prior to the crisis, the Hanseatic League of Northern Bigfootia was a major trading partner of the Royal Kingdom’s, both a source of our imports and target of our exports. Several major state-sponsored capital investments served to improve this trade, most notably the Great Espian Highway system which provided a direct link from Bigfootia to many major cities of the Deasóir. In several past conflicts, with such nations as Rithian, among others, we and the Hanseatic League cooperated in the interests of regional stability. Yet, for all that we are major trading partners and share many of the same views, there remains not one substantive treaty between our two nations. In the event of the crisis, it was proven that an absence of concrete ties led to an atmosphere of distrust. Had we worked together in investigating the death of the Anderian ambassador, what resulted would never have gone beyond random terrorist attacks, but now our standing in Paradoxia lies in tatters.
"Obviously the solution here lies in new treaties, to be drafted without delay, if we are to avoid a recurrence. So therein lies the first recommendation of the Inquiry board; for the preservation of regional stability, Maltropia must undertake to sign new accords with her neighbours and fellow Paradoxian nations. Most crucially, we must continue to emphasise the importance of trade. The more Northern Bigfootia relies on our trade, and we on theirs, the less risk there is of war breaking out again."
As the Admiral turned a page, the Judge seized on the pause to pose a question. "Admiral, you stated in your... synopsis... that we were excessively dependent on regional trade, and now you tell me the Inquiry board would advocate utter reliance on one neighbour?"
To her surprise, O' Rourke smiled as he replied. "Not entirely, your Honour. What we are proposing is that we encourage or even subsidise our firms to operate within Bigfootia, as much as they possibly can. With such measures in place, a war with Maltropia would severely harm their trade - and, they will be quick to realise that the situation is mutual. If we could neutralise all enemies in such a way the world would be a more peaceful and more prosperous place, but this should be sufficient to pacify northern Paradoxia for years to come."
With O' Rourke's response finished, the King rose and addressed the whole chamber. "Ladies and gentlemen," he began, "I realise this is most fascinating for us all, but we have been here long enough to deserve an adjournment. I hope to see you all back here in an hour and a half."
The large chamber emptied swiftly; this conclave was going into far more detail than anyone had expected, and it was growing tedious fast. Little did anyone realise how much this event would affect their lives and the entire future of Maltropia.
It was a long room, furnished mostly in wood with three centuries of varnish. About half of its length was filled with benches very like church pews, high-backed and uncomfortable, with a central aisle leading from the wide double doors dividing them down the middle. Windows stretched from chest height to the ceiling, three metres up, and golden midmorning sunlight streamed through the southeast panes, illuminating the entire chamber and its many occupants. For the benches were filled, mainly with government officials, a scattering of nobles from both Councils, and at least a dozen military officers. At the head of the room was a courtroom-like set of podia, at which were seated the King, in his official garb as commander-in-chief of the Royal Military, Proinsias Ó Manacháin, Minister of War, Caitlín Ní Ghráda, a judge of the Ardcúirt, and several other representatives of all levels of Maltropian government. Facing this intimidating array was a table with three chairs, the central one occupied by Admiral Caoimhín O' Rourke and those flanking him by members of the inquiry board.
As is the time-honoured tradition, the room was abuzz with murmured conversations as each person present tried to tell his neighbour what he had heard would be revealed here. Some were frantically whispering that the monarchy would soon be abolished; others were insisting that the entire state would soon be towed to moor near Yohannes or ViZion; one group near the doors were impassioned in their claims that soon a great iron wall would be put up all around the frontier and Maltropia would never see light again. As the noise reached a fever pitch, a deeply resounding bell outside announced the hour. Without a word, the group at the bench rose in unison, and in an instant silence descended on the room like a sudden rain. King Brendan spoke in solemn tones in a loud, clear voice.
"Ladies and gentlemen, honoured members of the Councils of Nobles, members of government both local and national, distinguished representatives of our military, free citizens of the Royal Kingdom; we are gathered here today to receive and review the findings of the Inquiry into the Northern Paradoxian Crisis, commissioned by the Office of the King and the Ardcúirt of Maltropia on May the 27th, the year of our Lord two-thousand and twelve. To act in the role as spokesman of the Inquiry board is present here today Admiral Caoimhín O' Rourke of the Royal Navy. Admiral O’ Rourke, you were appointed as head of the Inquiry board because of your perceived honesty and leadership abilities and your unstained record with the Royal Navy. Do you swear to uphold the principles of that institution, to tell nothing but the truth as best you know it and to conceal no facts from this panel?"
O’ Rourke had risen the first time his name was mentioned; now, with all eyes and ears focused on him, he stated simply, "I do."
Nodding, the King replied, "Then present your report, Admiral."
Picking up a bound file easily a hundred pages in length, the commander of the 1st Royal Fleet turned to the first page and began his initial statement.
"This is the report on the Northern Paradoxian Crisis; specifically, the manifold factors which contributed to the diplomatic and economic disaster in the east and to the mutiny of a portion of the Royal Navy, and in which shall be presented a number of possible solutions as researched and considered by the Inquiry board. At the outset, I shall synopsise the findings of the report, that rumours may be put to rest and context be provided for the remainder of the document."
Eyebrows raised, Judge Ní Ghráda interjected. "This is far from common procedure, Admiral."
"I accept that, your Honour," O’ Rourke replied, "but this is a point which I shall also be addressing in the report; and we must all admit that, the document being several hundred pages in total, a brief summary would be welcomed by many present."
The King cut across an attempted retort by the judge, saying "It most certainly will be. Please, continue, Admiral."
Acting as though no interruption had ever taken place, O’ Rourke launched into the summary of the report. "In the text of this document, I will be examining in considerable detail many of the factors which led to the diplomatic crisis of the past year. What the Inquiry has determined to have been the principle factors are, in the briefest possible terms, as follows:
"Too great a level of trust with too weak a foundation in fact with regard to regional diplomacy; excessive authority being granted to individual military commanders, particularly admirals in the Royal Navy; a failure by centralised regional authorities to adequately respond to a rapidly escalating scenario; insufficient defensive infrastructure for a prolonged engagement, in any theatre; too great a reliance on regional trade, particularly that of neighbouring states, rather than overseas commerce; a lack of interagency cooperation, both domestic and with the intelligence services of other nations.
Each of these factors, and several more in addition, will be detailed in full in the course of this report."
The formalities that followed served little purpose other than to review the events that had caused the war, and it was over an hour before O’ Rourke finally started on the first point he had mentioned in his summary.
"Esteemed members of the panel, if you will turn to page twelve of your copies of the report, we now come to the discussion of the first of the factors mentioned at the start of this review. We shall begin with the section on regional diplomacy.
"Prior to the crisis, the Hanseatic League of Northern Bigfootia was a major trading partner of the Royal Kingdom’s, both a source of our imports and target of our exports. Several major state-sponsored capital investments served to improve this trade, most notably the Great Espian Highway system which provided a direct link from Bigfootia to many major cities of the Deasóir. In several past conflicts, with such nations as Rithian, among others, we and the Hanseatic League cooperated in the interests of regional stability. Yet, for all that we are major trading partners and share many of the same views, there remains not one substantive treaty between our two nations. In the event of the crisis, it was proven that an absence of concrete ties led to an atmosphere of distrust. Had we worked together in investigating the death of the Anderian ambassador, what resulted would never have gone beyond random terrorist attacks, but now our standing in Paradoxia lies in tatters.
"Obviously the solution here lies in new treaties, to be drafted without delay, if we are to avoid a recurrence. So therein lies the first recommendation of the Inquiry board; for the preservation of regional stability, Maltropia must undertake to sign new accords with her neighbours and fellow Paradoxian nations. Most crucially, we must continue to emphasise the importance of trade. The more Northern Bigfootia relies on our trade, and we on theirs, the less risk there is of war breaking out again."
As the Admiral turned a page, the Judge seized on the pause to pose a question. "Admiral, you stated in your... synopsis... that we were excessively dependent on regional trade, and now you tell me the Inquiry board would advocate utter reliance on one neighbour?"
To her surprise, O' Rourke smiled as he replied. "Not entirely, your Honour. What we are proposing is that we encourage or even subsidise our firms to operate within Bigfootia, as much as they possibly can. With such measures in place, a war with Maltropia would severely harm their trade - and, they will be quick to realise that the situation is mutual. If we could neutralise all enemies in such a way the world would be a more peaceful and more prosperous place, but this should be sufficient to pacify northern Paradoxia for years to come."
With O' Rourke's response finished, the King rose and addressed the whole chamber. "Ladies and gentlemen," he began, "I realise this is most fascinating for us all, but we have been here long enough to deserve an adjournment. I hope to see you all back here in an hour and a half."
The large chamber emptied swiftly; this conclave was going into far more detail than anyone had expected, and it was growing tedious fast. Little did anyone realise how much this event would affect their lives and the entire future of Maltropia.