by Ravineworld » Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:59 pm
by Ravineworld » Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:45 pm
by TurtleShroom » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:59 pm
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by TurtleShroom » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:05 pm
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by Ravineworld » Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:38 pm
by TurtleShroom » Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:00 pm
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by Comrade Commisar » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:33 pm
by TurtleShroom » Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:38 am
Comrade Commisar wrote:[OOC: Tagged for interest. Seems like a decent rp, great chance to interact more with Turtleshroom. You wouldn't mind if I joined the party, would you now?]
THE FUTURE
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by TurtleShroom » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:57 pm
Ende wrote:OOC: Am I allowed to tag this? It seems interesting, I have nothing better to do, so I'd like to join.
TurtleShroom wrote:COME ON DOWN!!
THE FUTURE
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by Comrade Commisar » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:49 am
by TurtleShroom » Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:26 pm
TurtleShroom wrote:"Ever heard of a cup bearer?"
"Isn't that a man that drinks and tastes meals before someone else eats it, to check for poison?"
"Yes. There is one cup-bearer for each Chancelor. They follow him around, too. You can recognize cup bearers because their robes are crimson red and got the words 'Coca-Cola' written in white on them. The goblet they carry is made of real gold and rubies, generously donated by Coca-Cola."
"Coca-Cola sponsors your cup bearers?"
"Yes. They even endorse the drink and wear a stylized hat that looks like the top of the Coke bottle. It saves tens of thousands of dollars.
THE FUTURE
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by TurtleShroom » Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:43 pm
Comrade Commisar wrote:They walked up to the Turtleshroomian escort of Mister Freedom, under the disguise of being Shi Province representatives.
THE FUTURE
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by Ravineworld » Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:14 pm
by Comrade Commisar » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:33 pm
TurtleShroom wrote:"Anyway, I was told that each of you are from TurtleShroom's closest ally, Comrade Commissar. Your government is in turmoil, if I recall, and only the military remains national. There are a lot of Provinces... so which one are you from?"
by Ravineworld » Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:41 pm
by TurtleShroom » Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:04 pm
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by Ravineworld » Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:09 pm
TurtleShroom wrote:The train barrelled its way down the railways, heading east, away from the problems facing the country. The jungles thickened as the capital city thinned into the distance, and soon, the heavilly armed, bulletproof train was lone in the jungles. Little did they know, that a certain catgirl and Asian escourt had sneaked underneath the train, and like totally awesome spies of win, held onto the axles of the wheels, settling in for a breezy journey.
Mister Freedom, meanwhile, was provided with a fine TurtleShroomian dinner consisting of grilled fish with fried flour and (expensive, wheat) breadcrumbs on top of it, a bowl of mash potatoes with thick brown gravy, homemade biscuits (soaked with white sawmill gravy), turnip greens, and a salad of large, juicy, crispy leaves of lettuce. A small bowl of turnip greens sat to its side.
A second plate held a huge slate of numerous, deliciously crispy bacon strips next to a manly, heavy, thick ribeye steak cooked to perfection and seasoned just right. Juice pooled around it and sat atop it. A bowl of beef stew (pot roast), consisting of beef, carrots, and potatoes, was filled to the top.
Lastly, a slice of crispy, buttered cornbread rounded out the meal as it sat next to a large chicken drumstick and thigh.
For drinks, Mister Freedom was offered his choice of water, Coca-Cola, fine grape juice (or, as gourmets called it, "new wine"), Sprite, milk, lemonade, or sweet tea.
The silverware was fine sterling and actual silver, obviously prepared for a state dinner. It consisted of four forks to its left, each the same size, three spoons, one really skinny long spoon, a general knife, a steak knife, and a fine linen napkin with a smiling turtle on it, folded tent style with much attention.
The staffer rolled this meal out on a classic luxury serving tray, as another train staffer provided a card table, fastening it to the floor and draping a white, perfectly fine linen table cloth over it, without folds or creases visible. The plates were set in order and the silverware organized where each belonged, in accordance with classic fine dining rulesets. Extra napkins were placed to Mister Freedom's left.
"Sir," said a mushroom with a mushroom-shaped white hat on his head and a plastic bag over his entire head, "This multi-course meal is homegrown and raised in our own country, prepared with only local ingrediants and the finest of meats. We hope you ain't vegetarian. These are some of the finest TurtleShroomian dishes. We even got BREAD for you. Our people have to eat rice, 'cause wheat don't grow real well here."
The mushroom bowed and exited as Mister Freedom, who was very hungry and informed to consume nothing but water until today, eyed his selection of meats and gravy,and a few sides.
"It is our honor to serve you."
One of his security detailed smiled.
"We are taking you to the City of Gamblonia, which sprung up like a weed after we legalized gamblin'. We'll be at Whispy Woods Convention Center and will serve you with gourmet meals the entire time. Our topic will be currency reform. We turned our economy into a powerhouse since the Dark Harvest and the war. The Skillet is now worth MORE than the Americalandese Dollar, but we don't have enough iron to print it, causing a currency shortage. We've decided to wean ourselves off the fiat Skillet and switch to something else, but there are dozens of suggestions. You will meet TurtleShroomian economists of every school and stripe, and will ultimately craft the decision that will become the secondary currency of TurtleShroom. The Skillet, upon the transiation, will be permanently pegged at twenty five Americalandese cents, or one fourth of the Americalandese Dollar, as a fiat currency that can be accepted anywhere. The new currency, or currencies, will be discussed before you. We will be inviting many other creatures from the Land of Power and from yonder.
-but you're the smartest economist we know, Mister Freedom.
Are you ready?"
by Undead Gypsies » Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:35 pm
by Comrade Commisar » Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:36 am
by TurtleShroom » Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:43 pm
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by TurtleShroom » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:25 pm
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by New Amerik » Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:36 pm
by TurtleShroom » Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:05 pm
HOLY REPUBLIC OF TURTLESHROOM
MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
HEADMASTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
NEW AMERIK!
My goodness, I can't believe you guys remembered us and caught our invitation. To this day, we still thank you for your kind bestowing of the beautiful Nangnang to our environment. We all remember you and your eccentric marvels of technology well, and we wish your Emperor a blessed and endlessly productive reign; may his reign span the half-life of the slowest deteriorating element in the Periodic Table!
There is no doubt that a nation that never restricts science- ahem, SCIENCE -would, in the same way, never restrict capitalism. We would be honored for your input in drafting our currency reform. There are many groups in TS that will be presenting their circumstances. Some are as simple as fixing the worth of the Skillet, and others are as complex as Wildcat Banking and "free currencies", where currencies could compete on a national scale, instead of just using scrip in companies. Even a proposition to repeal the "anti-central bank" Amendment to the Constitution was proposed, though many expected strong opposition from those who feared central banks, including myself.
We would be beyond honored to grant you travel, by whatever it is you travel with, into TurtleShroom. If it's something illegal or considered unclean, we'll let the law sort that out after you enter.
I'll alert the Minister of Domestic Affairs, the Border Patrol, and other relevant agencies that some sort of portal will be torn. Naturally, our theologians and scientists will want to observe it, so we request that it be opened in the first basement floor of the hotel hosting our convention room in this event. Worry not: you'll have full security details down there, and your safety and privacy will be ensured.
It is a thrill to hear from one of our greatest, oldest, and most unique allies.
Your friend,
-Maven Outtacountry, Headmaster of Foreign Affairs of the Holy Republic of TurtleShroom
THE FUTURE
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PAST!!
by New Amerik » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:19 am
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