Gone A'Courting

by **New Emperica** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:31 pm

General Secretary Eriya Kashikoi believes it to be time for him to marry, preferably, another head of state. He searches mainly for companionship, not power - afraid of the gold-diggers who he may end up courting within his own populace. The following personal ad has been issued to any interested women of the world:

"Compassionate, quiet, intuitive man, age 27. World leader.; seeking compassionate, intuitive woman, age 25 through 30."

It should be known that Eriya is a dedicated Unaordist, a disciple of Aslan to be exact, and refuses to convert to another faith, but will not force his possible spouse to convert.

by **New Scorpio** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:54 pm

As a peace offering New Scorpio will proudly fund the marriage as soon as Eriya Kashikoi finds a bride.

by **New Emperica** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:57 pm

New Scorpio wrote:As a peace offering New Scorpio will proudly fund the marriage as soon as Eriya Kashikoi finds a bride.

That will be... unneeded.

by **New Scorpio** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:59 pm

New Emperica wrote:
New Scorpio wrote:As a peace offering New Scorpio will proudly fund the marriage as soon as Eriya Kashikoi finds a bride.

That will be... unneeded.

But I must. To redeem us for Riley's actions. Consider it a wedding gift then.

by **Super Bwitain** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:01 pm

New Scorpio wrote:
New Emperica wrote:
That will be... unneeded.

But I must. To redeem us for Riley's actions. Consider it a wedding gift then.

I distinctly remembering us ignoring each other...your doing a terrible job.

by **New Emperica** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:02 pm

I confess to agitating him a tad. Now, scaddadle!

by **New Scorpio** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:04 pm

So I take it that you don't want the Fifty million dollars then.

by **New Emperica** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:05 pm

American dollars? No. Don't count your lorises before they hatch, friend (fabrication reference), a wedding may not happen at all.

by **New Scorpio** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:09 pm

New Emperica wrote:American dollars? No. Don't count your lorises before they hatch, friend (fabrication reference), a wedding may not happen at all.

I am, of course, saying that I will fund it if it does happen.

by **New Emperica** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:11 pm

New Scorpio wrote:I am, of course, saying that I will fund it if it does happen.

You're willing to fund one of your worst enemy's weddings?

by **New Scorpio** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:14 pm

New Emperica wrote:
New Scorpio wrote:I am, of course, saying that I will fund it if it does happen.

You're willing to fund one of your worst enemy's weddings?

Like I said Before,

But I must. To redeem us for Riley's actions. Consider it a wedding gift then.

by **New Emperica** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:36 pm

No, comrade. We would never allow such a dishonorable nation to even donate one unoiko cent to this occasion, should it happen. I am sorry, but there is no way to sugarcoat genocide against one's own people.

by **New Scorpio** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:44 pm

New Emperica wrote:No, comrade. We would never allow such a dishonorable nation to even donate one unoiko cent to this occasion, should it happen. I am sorry, but there is no way to sugarcoat genocide against one's own people.

That is your choice

by **New Emperica** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:07 pm

New Scorpio wrote:
That is your choice

Indeed.

by **Kurona** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:17 pm

I'm extremely interested in this possible relationship. Though my Princess is younger and outside the age range he's looking for.

by **New Emperica** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:18 pm

Kurona wrote:I'm extremely interested in this possible relationship. Though my Princess is younger and outside the age range he's looking for.

How old would she be, comrade?

by **Kurona** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:20 pm

by **New Emperica** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:22 pm

Kurona wrote:17

We mean you no offense, but that is a tad young for the General Secretary.

by **Kurona** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:23 pm

Very young but she's a level headed and mature one. But the choice is yours.

by **New Emperica** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:28 pm

You see, comrade, there are concerns with age in our society. Unaordists, such as General Secretary Kashikoi, consider a person to enter adulthood at 21 years of age. You can see the uproar this would cause among the Unaordists in our country...

by **Kurona** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:31 pm

Interesting contrast, officially 14 is the legal adulthood but it has to be declared by parents and child alike. But most tend to enter it into 16-18. As our Princess has been reigning since she was 13 she's well into her adult years officially. 21 is a respectable age nonetheless

by **New Emperica** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:03 pm

Kurona wrote:Interesting contrast, officially 14 is the legal adulthood but it has to be declared by parents and child alike. But most tend to enter it into 16-18. As our Princess has been reigning since she was 13 she's well into her adult years officially. 21 is a respectable age nonetheless

We still thank you for your time, comrade. We wish your Princess the best of luck.

by **New Emperica** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:24 pm

*Shameless bump.*

by **Povos do Mar** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:30 pm

To Whom it May Concern,

Somehow, some Povos citizens have discovered this communique and two have specifically asked that I reply giving you the details of their personalities and looks. I personally do not feel that I should endorse other people's availability for marriage to a stranger, but I have no wishes to deny these citizens their freedom, I hope that General Secretary Eriya Kashikoi does not take offence to my saying so, and knows that my view does not represent that of my nation's. The two enclosed letters have been written by the two citizens who wish to make themselves known to you, and we hope that whatever they have written does not negatively affect your disposition towards Povos do Mar.

Paulo Martinez of the Union of Navigators

Enclosed Letter #1
is written in French and contains a small passport-sized photograph.

Hello Eriya!

My name is Dedei Houphouët-Boigny I too am 27 years-old, and want some excitement! I want to have a beautiful man with whom I can see the world with, and you fit that description well.
I work in a weaving factory in Capitão Capa, but I have many, many skills. You will have to find out how talented I am in person! I have travelled to many places, many places and know four languages: French, Portuguese, Spanish and Igala. I enjoy swimming, rock climbing, making clothes and relaxing, when I get the chance!
I want to experience new things and visit your country, I have heard good words about Emperican foods. Invite me to a restaurant sometime.
Expectantly,
Dedei

Enclosed Letter #2
is written in Portuguese and contains a floppy diskette with an annotated photograph in.

Dear General Secretary,
I'm a great fan of everything that you do. I would be the perfect wife for you, I can do anything including cooking, cleaning... Anything you will want of a wife. I am a model and an actress, but I cannot work in this country! I will move to your country and become famous for you, you will be known as the best leader with his talented wife. I have 2 daughters called Isabella and Beatriz who are young and will love you and want a father.
Yours sincerely,
Yasmin Álvarez

Here is me in a photo shoot, I set up the shot and did the lighting by myself.

by **New Emperica** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:52 pm

Povos do Mar wrote:Enclosed Letter #2
is written in Portuguese and contains a floppy diskette with an annotated photograph in.

Dear General Secretary,
I'm a great fan of everything that you do. I would be the perfect wife for you, I can do anything including cooking, cleaning... Anything you will want of a wife. I am a model and an actress, but I cannot work in this country! I will move to your country and become famous for you, you will be known as the best leader with his talented wife. I have 2 daughters called Isabella and Beatriz who are young and will love you and want a father.
Yours sincerely,
Yasmin Álvarez

(Image)
Here is me in a photo shoot, I set up the shot and did the lighting by myself.

Miss Álvarez,

I am flattered by your interest, but must decline your companionship. I have my own reasons, and wish for you the best of luck. If it means quite a lot to you to immigrate from your country, could you allow me to do you one small favor, possibly pushing paperwork for immigration to the Meritocracy through for you?

Sincerely,
General Secretary of the Socialist Party, Eriya Kashikoi

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