The Great #NationStates Quotes Thread. Vol. II: The New Age

[Oyada]

You say you have no subject, that your keyboards all have died;
But come to GameSurge servers, at the ebbing of the tide,
And look you to the channel where good sense, though torn and scarred,
Struggles manfully to take control of talk by madness marred.

Paint her there, berating Sunset, in her glory and despair,
With a Freestian's right hand a-rubbing gently on her hair;
Let her whisper as she settles, of the good days long ago,
The age of one-line posts, and snarky comments from Rezo...

~ Anon (With apologies to Lt. Cmdr R. B. Mitchell, RN, and the Society fo the Prevention of Cruelty to Poetry)


In the mists of time, half-lost among the woods and fields of barely-recalled legend, there lay the once-famed #NationStates Quotes Thread. I say lost because I can't find it. It may not actually be lost; it may in fact be perfectly obvious for miles around, to anyone but I. I just don't know. But anyway. Long story short, we used to have one, and now we don't, a situation which demands rectification.

Yes, it's time for another quotes thread. If I do say so myself I can take a certain pride in having been a small part of its inception, dear reader; but so as not to get bogged down in self-congratulation and other loathsomeness, I think it worthwhile, without further ado, to get straight on to the main business of the day: QUOTES!

And so we begin, with a tale beginning with your narrator informing the channel he has two job interviews and things spirally, rapidly and unsurprisingly, downhill from there...

[12:54] <AirHippo> Ta Ainu
[12:54] <AirHippo> And Rez, too *fondles*
[12:54] * Rezo moans
[12:54] <Sigma|> damnit sun, come out so i can walk the dog and then sleep
[12:54] <Yamatto> So you'd not kick hippo out then
[12:54] * Ainulindalion will even add a special prayer for you at breakfast.
[12:54] <Rezo> Indeed not.
[12:54] <Rezo> Hippo's kinda my type.
[12:55] <AirHippo> o_O
[12:55] <AirHippo> I'm honoured, in an offended sort of way.
[12:55] * Ainulindalion hopes God's up on his internet personas, though, cause 'Dear God, please help AirHippo' might be kinda strange otherwise.
[12:56] <Rezo> We had a conversation about which men I'd like to fuck if I were actually gay/ bi, as opposed to pretending, AirHippo
[12:56] <Sigma|> its only if god frequents this channel
[12:56] <Rezo> You and Scolo rank pretty high.
[12:56] <AirHippo> I... see.
[12:56] <Rezo> Anu and Yamatto have no chance
[12:57] * AirHippo wonders what, if anything, the connection is.
[12:57] <Ainulindalion> Yam and I rank... really low.
[12:57] <AirHippo> Well no. Yams is an uncouth antipodean savage.
[12:57] <AirHippo> And Gehenna's already got Ainu's eye.
[12:58] <Ainulindalion> More, we're both large people.
[12:58] <Ainulindalion> And Rezo likes the skinny, breakable ones.
[12:58] <AirHippo> Ahh.
[12:59] * Ainulindalion is still finding odd to be writing a paper comparing automatic and manual toilet flushes.
[12:59] <Yamatto> man i was totally going to link the you gonna get raped image but every single copy of it has the title in the link
[12:59] <Rezo> Nah, large is cool
[12:59] <Yamatto> what is that for ainu?
[13:00] <Bazalonia> I'm the best person I know...
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[13:00] <Bazalonia> after all who can really say they know another person
[13:01] <Ainulindalion> Systems Engineering, Yam
[13:01] <Bazalonia> Want some Coke, Ainu?
[13:01] <Rezo> Automatc tolet flushes are fucking evil
[13:02] <Ainulindalion> No, I wanna finish this paper so I can get some breakfast before class.
[13:03] <Yamatto> nancy europeens and your flush toilets
[13:03] <Yamatto> in austrayia they wipe with a handful of particularly furry spiders
[13:04] <LE> ... not a very pleasing thought
[13:04] * Mei_Ikari poeks Rezo.
[13:04] <Yamatto> it's not about pleasing. it's about seperating the true blue fair dinkum cobbers from the tea-drinking poms maaaaate
[13:05] * AirHippo likes, Ainu. 'course, he'd always argue for manual flush.
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[13:06] <Ainulindalion> So what do they do in NZ, Yam? You don't have foot wide hairy spiders with sufficient poison to bring down an elephant.
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[13:06] <Ainulindalion> So far, AirHippo, everyone's arguing for manual.
[13:06] <Yamatto> we wipe with paper like civilised people. god. fuck doing anything the way australia does.
[13:07] <Ainulindalion> Even Rezo's arugment was for manual, if expressive and technically inelegant.
[13:08] <Yamatto> hrm
[13:08] <Yamatto> well i've finally been billed for that cd yet there is no "we're sendin it" email
[13:09] * Yamatto waits til monday and then queries
[13:10] <Rezo> I believe that everyone who has ever suffered through automatic flushing will favour manual
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[13:11] <Yamatto> i've never encountered one
[13:11] <Yamatto> praise god.
[13:11] <AirHippo> I have, and it does work.
[13:12] <Rezo> I have, and they're annoying as fuck
[13:12] <AirHippo> But it's pointless, extra cost and maintenance headaches for minimal if any return. Hell's teeth, even the hygiene argument's spurious; anyone who goes, washes their hands than then goes to flush the bog frankly deserves whatever nameless malady they (almost certainly won't) catch.
[13:13] <Jim|Midlonia> Depends on the tech used for an auto-flush.
[13:13] <Mei_Ikari> Half the time you get your cock swirled with toilet water with an auto-flush anyway, so the unhygiene just ends up somewhere you want it even less.
[13:13] * Rezo shudders briefly at the habit of unversity folks to not wash their hands.
[13:14] <Jim|Midlonia> Exactly why are you still sitting on the toilet when you flush it, Mei?
[13:14] <Rezo> Jim|Midlonia is, as usual, not getting it.
[13:14] <Mei_Ikari> I thought the whole point of automatic flushes is that you don't flush them yourself at all.
[13:14] <Mei_Ikari> You know, hence automatic.
[13:15] * Jim|Midlonia always thought automatic flushing nonsesne relied on sensors, like urinals
[13:15] <Mei_Ikari> Yeah, and how many times have you had a urinal go off while you were using it?
[13:15] <Rezo> They could install perma-flushes. Since they flush with EVERY LITTLE MOVEMENT you makem, it never really stops.
[13:15] <Jim|Midlonia> Not very often
[13:16] <Mei_Ikari> Anyway, I'm off to flush my toilet with my toilet flush, because I'm a motherfucking caveman and operating levers is the shit.
[13:16] <Ainulindalion> The seated ones are much worse for going off while you're using them.
[13:16] <AirHippo> You primitive, Mei.
[13:16] <Mei_Ikari> OOOOG
[13:16] <Jim|Midlonia> One's I've always seen that claim to be "auto flush" have a sensory pad nearby which you wave
[13:16] <Ainulindalion> I bet you like wheels and fire, too, don't you, Mei?
[13:16] <Yamatto> it's nothing to do with cavemanism
[13:17] <Mei_Ikari> I combined the two to make a cart full of hay that was on fire.
[13:17] <Mei_Ikari> The police were not amused.
[13:17] <Rezo> And celebrated midwinter with it?
[13:17] <Yamatto> it's to do with his overwhelming desire to have one of those ones with a pull-chain on it and pretend its' dora's main gun when he ahem, fires.
[13:17] * Rezo smacks Yamatto.
[13:18] <AirHippo> Pfft. Everyone knows Mei sits there and shoves down on the handle while yelling "BOMB GONE!" and waiting for the impact of his Grand Slam.
[13:18] <Rezo> Becase now I have the image of Mei using heavly accented german shouting EINS! ZWEI! FEUER! every time he ejaculates.
[13:18] <Mei_Ikari> o_O
[13:18] <Mei_Ikari> I'm going to kickban all of you.
[13:19] <AirHippo> TO THE QUOTES THREAD!
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[13:19] <Rezo> There is no such thread on the new forums.
[13:19] <AirHippo> Aw.
[13:19] <Ainulindalion> There may be soon.
[13:19] <Jim|Midlonia> THEN IT SHALL BE FORGED ANEW!
[13:19] <AirHippo> Yay!
[13:19] <Rezo> You could make one, I suppose
[13:19] <AirHippo> YUS!
[13:19] <AirHippo> TO THE SOON-TO-BE QUOTES THREAD!
[13:19] <Ainulindalion> And this would be a good convo to start it with.
[13:20] <Jim|Midlonia> Mmmm, Tropico 3 Oct 16th
[13:20] <AirHippo> Prescient, one might say.
[13:20] <Rezo> But correct my typos, please.
[13:20] <AirHippo> Nah.
[13:20] <AirHippo> Who's gonna do it, then?
[13:20] <Jim|Midlonia> You are
[13:20] <AirHippo> And also, should we try to conduct the rest of this conversation in pentameter?
[13:20] <Mei_Ikari> I'll forge you right in your Walschaerts, puny human.
[13:21] <AirHippo> Ha. I'll seize your tailrod, metal trash.
[13:21] <Mei_Ikari> I'll triplex your opposed pistons!
[13:21] <AirHippo> I'll duplex-drive your worm gear!
[13:21] <Yamatto> i'll become slightly aroused and not know why
[13:21] <Yamatto> right
[13:21] <Mei_Ikari> You'll wish you had a water tube in your firebox then!
[13:21] <Yamatto> time for bed
[13:21] <AirHippo> Come to think of it, that could come in handy.
[13:22] * Yamatto has quit IRC (Quit: come in handy. dohohoho.)
[13:22] <AirHippo> Bold. By gum, when I'm finished with you, you'll wish I'd left you in that scrapyard!
[13:22] * AirHippo blinks. Bloody colonial.

[Zwangzug]

Here's the original...I have it backed up in case an offline copy comes in handy.

I've been collecting IRC quotes for...just over two years now. Here's a sampling.

After JavaGuest047 joined #nssport...

[12:31] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> REVEAL THYSELF
[12:32] <JavaGuest047> Hello to you too
[12:32] * Oliverry KILLS! JavaGuest047
[12:32] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs>
[12:33] *** D2R is now known as JavaGuest404
[12:33] * ESF hits Guest
[12:33] * JavaGuest404 cannot be found

"Evil" is a strong word, but...

<Bostopia> and nationalism is evil

NSFS + field hockey = ?

Casari 6-2 Bazalonia (This score: 1 in -2481392685.9 chance; this result: 1 in -1093)

Oli was first, but we'll split the gold for wit.

[09:22] <Oli> <TheHURD> to be (sein) is IRREGULAR! <-- that's a given: it's an irregular verb in most languages
[09:23] <LE> to be sane is irregular?
[09:23] <Oli> in #nssport, yes
[09:23] <zwangzug> in this chat room, yes
[09:23] <LE> heh
[09:23] <TheHURD> *lol*
[09:23] <TheHURD> I think in Turkish, it isn't
[09:24] <commerceheights> 14:19:12 <@Oli> in #nssport, yes 14:19:12 < zwangzug> in this chat room, yes <-- anyone have a photo finish camera?

Nerds. On the internet.

[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> oh
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> my
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> god
[10:19] <LE> http://www.foxnews.com/images/497121/0_ ... es_450.jpg
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> http://www.wikihow.com/Celebrate-Pi-Day
[10:19] <LE> 3.14159265358979323846264 iirc
[10:19] <LE> or could be 64246
[10:19] <LE> can't remember
[10:19] <LE> the last five
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> you're a nerd
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> kindly leave the chatroom
[10:20] <Sorth> .....
[10:20] <Zwangzug> 426264
[10:20] <Zwangzug> *46264
[10:20] <Kose|Turkiye> ....
[10:20] <Zwangzug> 3383
[10:20] <Star|AtWorkHonest> "have fun seeing how many things can be referenced with pi"
[10:20] <Star|AtWorkHonest> "Convert naturally circular things into radians like the hours on the clock. Instead of it being 3 o'clock, now it's 1/2*pi o'clock. Or, instead of it being 3 o'clock, convert the inclination of the sun into radians and describe that as the time."
[10:20] <Sorth> has a nerd ever been told to leave an internet chat room before?
[10:20] <Star|AtWorkHonest> we're geeks
[10:20] <Zwangzug> lol most likely, sad do say
[10:20] <Sorth> ah
[10:20] <Star|AtWorkHonest> he's just gone beyond that
[10:20] <Zwangzug> *to
[10:20] <Star|AtWorkHonest> i'm appalled
[10:20] <LE> Zwang surely outdid me
[10:20] <LE> 3383?
[10:20] <Zwangzug> yeah
[10:20] <Zwangzug> that's as far as I go
[10:21] <Star|AtWorkHonest> http://www.piday.org/million.php <-- knock yourselves out
[10:21] <Kose|Turkiye> Hey I aint a geek....
[10:21] <Sorth> "Just like normal people celebrate Valentine's Day" <-- they do?
[10:22] <Star|AtWorkHonest> # Get married on Pi Day, there's nothing more romantic than being married to the one you love at 1:59:26 PM on March 14th, to show that, like Pi, your love will continue forever... <--- they're making a fatal error here
[10:23] <Sorth> I think that would be when the futre wife/husband realises they've made a mistake and calls it off tbh
[10:23] <Star|AtWorkHonest> I was thinking more the 'assuming they have girl/boyfriends' thing
[10:23] <Sorth> hmm true
[10:23] <Star|AtWorkHonest> Pi approximation day is also celebrated, though less widely. In the international date format this is July 22 (22/7);
[10:23] <Star|AtWorkHonest> On Pi approximation day it may be nice to eat something that approximates to a pie, such as a Cornish Pastry.
[10:24] <Sorth> oooo I'll do that
[10:24] <Star|AtWorkHonest> excuses for pies, basically
[10:24] <Sorth> can't argue with that
[10:24] * Zwangzug attended a math tournament (shut up) on pi day several years ago
[10:24] <Zwangzug> the contestants got pie in their faces
[10:25] <Star|AtWorkHonest> Zwangzugattended a math tournament (shut up) <-- I totally saw that one coming
[10:25] <Star|AtWorkHonest> it was the 3383 that did it

[Krytenia]

You'll never be able to look at a bicycle in the same way.

* NewTexxas waits for the first female winner to have steroids, testosterone and bull semen in her bloodstream
* Kry|Smoke is DEFINITELY going for cig now
<Sorth> have fun
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<Kry|Smoke> * NewTexxas waits for the first female winner to have steroids, testosterone and bull semen in her bloodstream <--- Wow, doping *and* bestiality.
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<Qutar> sorry what????!
<NewTexxas> must be one hell is a bestiality session if its in her bloodstream
<Sorth> :D
<Nethers> 'scuse me
<Nethers> but
<Nethers> what the fuck?
<NewTexxas> we're talking about the olympics
<NewTexxas> no wait. that sounds even more fucked up
<Nethers> oh my god
<Nethers> you animals
<QPeMA> thats not a demonstration event is it?
* Sorth bagsies donkey
<Nethers> I'm gone for about four minutes and you convert to beesiality
<Nethers> beastiality*
<Nethers> Can't I ever leave you guys alone?
* Nethers sighs

[Novar Ohan]

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[00:38] * +Ainulindalion points out that good only prevails over Morgoth because all the RAWRHUGE good guys come down full of fire and wrath... and it takes all 14 of the Good gods to beat the 1 Evil god.
[00:39] <+Ainulindalion> Good is, for the most part, dumb and gulible in Tolkein.
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[00:39] <Alessa_Cadarea> Huh.
[00:40] <+Ainulindalion> Tolkein?
[00:40] <+Ainulindalion> No, that didn't do it.
[00:40] <Alessa_Cadarea> Maybe it was calling good dumb.
[00:40] <+Ainulindalion> Good is smart and wonderful?
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[00:40] <Alessa_Cadarea> Well, that's one of them.
[00:41] <+Ainulindalion> Good is smart and wonderful?
[00:41] <Alessa_Cadarea> Hrm.
[00:41] <+Ainulindalion> GOOD IS SMART AND WONDERFUL!
[00:41] <+Ainulindalion> Ow, my head hurts now.
[00:41] <Alessa_Cadarea> Saying it burns.
[00:42] <Alessa_Cadarea> Tolkein is the greatest writer who ever was, and his characterisations are absolutely flawless!
[00:42] <Alessa_Cadarea> Phew. I'd hate to live in a world where that worked.
[00:42] <+Ainulindalion> And no doubt he reigns in heaven at the left hand of God.
[00:43] * +Ainulindalion is glad that didn't work either.
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[00:43] <Alessa_Cadarea> ,,,
[00:43] <Alessa_Cadarea> Ainu.
[00:43] <+Ainulindalion> Fuck.

[Midlonia]

Every so often the channel takes a turn for the worse and becomes a pit of depravity [Moreso than usual]

This is one such incident.

* +AirHippo doesn't like this car battery business. THinks he may do some ascaping of his own
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Not that I actually care, but he said 'in case you're thinking it, Alky's definately not going to be there' or some such.
* @Nathicana grins and sparks the clamps a bit.
* +AirHippo makes for the door!
<Vasilevs> Where IS Alky, by the way?
* Jim|Midlonia shoves it shut with his foot.
<@Nathicana> Bah. *kicks Melk inna shins*
* +AirHippo bites Jim. Mmm, plenty to eat there!
<+AirHippo> Because airhippos are omnivores, bitch.
* @Nathicana bzzzzots Hippo while he's distracted.
* +AirHippo ows!
<@Nathicana> Muahahahahahaha!
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<Jim|Midlonia> ALAK!
<+AirHippo> Damnit, this is what happens when you give women choice. Electrocution torture!
* Jim|Midlonia tackles the drow and hugs him to peices.
<Katt^Ori> Issa Alak
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Hello!
<Vasilevs> Lol, speak of the Alky.
<Jim|Midlonia> Wrong Alky.
* @Nathicana looks innocent and hides the jumper cables behind her back.
<Katt^Ori> HUGS ARE REQUIRED.
* +Alakantar_Aleanrahel oofs, is mashed, and hugs Jim
<Katt^Ori> Hey man. How's things?
* +AirHippo shrugs. What the hell. Gets out the riding crop; Nathi's been a bad girl.
* @Nathicana flees.
* +AirHippo grabs her with his whip, Indy-style.
* Jim|Midlonia sticks his leg out and trips Nathicana up, all the while sipping tea calmly.
* +Ranisath|Ctan watches AirHippo fail as riding crops aren't the right kinda whip?
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Eh, they're doing alright.
<+AirHippo> Ooh, lovely.
<@Nathicana> Those are only for use as a prop or in barrel racing, dammit!

* +AirHippo has two, Rani.
<+AirHippo> I have the whip and the crop. The whip travels with me always!
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Carry on then?
<+AirHippo> Danke!
* @Nathicana deftly ties Hippo up with his own whip then flees some more.
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Nathi: Which ones?
* +AirHippo ascapes and uses one of those boleas thingies to tie Naffi's legs.
<@Nathicana> Riding crops. At least, they're not for use on me.
<@Nathicana> Or those either. OBJECTION! *points*
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Yes they are.
<+Ranisath|Ctan> You're tougher than most tanks, you can take it!
<+AirHippo> Well yes, they can just break your legs instead.
<@Nathicana> No, no, no. I don't play this side of things. It simply isn't done.
<+AirHippo> Egad.
* Rezo sneaks up to Nathicana, then surprise-spansk!
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Tell it to Hippo!
<Jim|Midlonia> Spansk?
<Rezo> Yes.
<Jim|Midlonia> You sent her to a small town in russia?
<Rezo> In russian
<@Nathicana> Owie!
<Vasilevs> LOL
* Vasilevs makes that an actual city in Taraland.
<Rezo> It were only light spansks!
* @Nathicana has tender skin, dammit. I bruise easily.
<Vasilevs> Actually, it's gonna be an entire colonial system
<Jim|Midlonia> "Spanski!"
<Rezo> Oh, just trust me. I have experience.
<Vasilevs> That's what a denizen of the system shall be called.
* +AirHippo uses fluffy handcuffs?
* +Ranisath|Ctan awws, does not spank Nathi.
<@Nathicana>
<Jim|Midlonia> What you use is a padded paddle.
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Much as I might like to!
<@Nathicana> Naw. I dun like spankies.
Vasilevs names an Angstians the titular Duke of Spansk.
<Vasilevs> Angstian*
<+AirHippo> Or Spanskies, for that matter?
<Vasilevs> Span Skies... meh, naah.
<@Nathicana> Spansknaz?
<+Ranisath|Ctan> You should like them! They're good for you!
<Vasilevs> Spansksnaz... the special police units of Spansk \o/
<@Nathicana> heeheehee
<+AirHippo> Spansky Spanksnaz! The elite, stealthy secrect spanking force!
* Vasilevs sends them after Nathi.
* +Ranisath|Ctan spansk Nathi.
<Vasilevs> Armed with fluffy paddles.
* Unreal229 (~chatzilla@77.86.51.139) has joined #nationstates
<+AirHippo> Thank god this won't make the quotes thread.
* @Nathicana heads for the hills.
<Jim|Midlonia> Won't it?
<@Nathicana> It better not.
* Jim|Midlonia whistles innocently as he fires up his word processor.

Whoops.

[New Naggoroth]

<Katsumi> TV... has changed. Content Controlled Viewers watch Content Controlled Programming produced by content controlled networks on Content controlled televisions.
<Katsumi> TV... has changed...
<Katsumi> </MGS4_Parody>
<Nathicana> They sorta airbrushed out the glass-cutter titties.
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> TV....TV never changes

Epic quote, I think...

[Uiri]

Been logging all the channels I'm in (5-6 NS-related) since about July and these are just two of my favourite quotes.

[2009-09-08 19:23:54] <Antarctistan> hey
[2009-09-08 19:25:04] * Uiri facepalms
[2009-09-08 19:30:03] <Antarctistan> *falls asleep*
[2009-09-08 19:30:30] * Krytenia facepalms

[2009-08-26 15:49:10] <Asc> eating MSG has been proven to cause deficiencies in your mental capacities
[2009-08-26 15:49:20] <Uiri> that would explain Communism
[2009-08-26 15:49:21] <Leistung> monosodium glutamate has been proven to be hard to spell
[2009-08-26 15:49:55] <Leistung> XDXDXD
[2009-08-26 15:49:55] <Leistung> WIN
[2009-08-26 15:49:55] <MeneerOseato> Zomg
[2009-08-26 15:49:55] <MeneerOseato> Uiri wins the internets

[Midlonia]

I hearby steal this thread for one purpose to bring in a new feature. Quote of the Day.

*Sigma|Moves has to go upstairs, that much shattering glass couldnt have been good
<Sigma|Moves> okay, dad is arranging all of his empty wine bottles in the front window and putting christmas lights in them. That was the sound of ten 1.5 liter wine bottles exploding

[Midlonia]

Such Birthday Frivolities!

<Jim|Midlonia> Your dad blew up 12 wine bottles the other day because he rather moronically put christmas lights on them, your car is about 12 seconds away from exploding. I'm surprised your underwear drawer doesn't randomly combust too
<@Scolopendra> The Free towel dance. I require a link to it.
<Jim|Midlonia> No
<@Scolopendra> C'mon.
<Sigma|> lucky me i don't own an underwear drawer
<Katt^Ori> that should never see the light of day
<Jim|Midlonia> That dance is buried in a vault never to be revealed again
<Jim|Midlonia> EVER
<@Scolopendra> Is it still on the Internet?
<Jim|Midlonia> No
<@Scolopendra> Then that makes it easy.
<Sigma|> everything is on the internet, we shall find it
<Jim|Midlonia> And the only remaining digital copy is on a USB stick under 30 feet of concrete
<@Scolopendra> That seems difficult to believe.
<Sigma|> its out there
* Freet must make a new one sometime
<Freet> though Id imagine it be a lot less amusing
* @Scolopendra was just going to trump it is all.
<Freet> Oh god...
<@Nathi|crashed> What. Going to come out on camera with a washcloth hanging over your wang? o.O
<Jim|Midlonia> With a Firefury towel dance?
<Jim|Midlonia> ....
* LE just re-entered the channel at the wrong time
<Jim|Midlonia> Remind me to kill you slowly for that mental image Nathi
<Jim|Midlonia> Very
<Jim|Midlonia> Slowly
<LE> thankfully I'm not eating anything
<Skeelzania> Well this converstation seems to have gotten interesting
<@Nathi|crashed> XD
* @Scolopendra knows exactly what he's gonna do.
* Alakantar_Aleanrahel sips his tea
<@Nathi|crashed> He could do a ghost impersonation with it. "Wooooooooo." *wigglewiggle*
* @Nathi|crashed runs like hell. SO damn fas.
<@Nathi|crashed> t
<Jim|Midlonia> OHGOD
<Freet> Justa skinny naked dude
@Nathi|crashed freaking FLEES!
<Jim|Midlonia> You do realise I'm gunna Quote Thread this
<Freet> why am I okay with this?
<@Nathi|crashed> Because everyone secretly wants Scolo?
<Skeelzania> Uhh. Back to killing Xenos, Alak?
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Sure!
<@Nathi|crashed> Wants him, wants to be him, you know how it goes.
<LE> ... what a way to start my 20th birthday >_<
<LE> jeez, brain bleach time
<LE> so... how about that local sports team?
<@Scolopendra> Woooooooooo.
<@Nathi|crashed> Haaaaaaaappy birthday LE. XD
<Sigma|> they suck
<Freet> Happy Birthday
<Sigma|> and happy birthday
* Freet celebrates by getting in his birthday suit
<@Scolopendra> Say 'Happy Birthday,' Little Ghostie!
<@Scolopendra> Happy Birthday! *wiggles*
<LE> oh dear god. XD
<LE> is that what you call it?
<LE> Little Ghostie?
<@Scolopendra> No, I don't give subsidiary components names.
<Sigma|> besides little ghostie
<@Nathi|crashed> Lil Camper. *nods and giggles* As in "Buck up, lil camper - we'll make it through yet!" *takes hard cover*
<@Scolopendra> Special case scenario for this period in time.
* LE chokes on his saliva
<@Scolopendra> muahahahahaha.
<doujin> Sigma|: Doesn't APM have a car? Take his
* Freet makes crude aerospace based innuendo
<Sigma|> nah
<LE> thanks for the birthday wishes though
<Katt^Ori> man this channel went from mildly amusing to childish right quick.
<@Scolopendra> Ramjet Thrust Cone?
<doujin> oh wow, nathi..
<Freet> Yeah, Happy Birthday azn
<Jim|Midlonia> viewtopic.php?f=4&t=14979&p=1146087#p1146087
* @Nathi|crashed puts this together with the AI bits, and such and figures it gives a whole new spin to the phrase 'ghost in the machine'.
<LE> James, that quote needs extending
<@Scolopendra> If that's the case, Nathi, then that brings a whole new meaning to the word "cyber"
* USFTiburon (mibbit@LANDAU.PHYS.cmu.edu) Quit (Ping timeout)
<@Nathi|crashed> Heh heh heh. LE said 'extending'.
<LE> >_<
<Sigma|> great, me saying i don't own an underwear drawer is immortalized
* @Nathi|crashed giggles

[Septentrionia]

[19:11:18] <Bostopia> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/8447023.stm holy shit, wait, this picture's REAL/
[19:11:19] <Bostopia> *?
[19:11:19] <Sorth> feck off
[19:11:40] <Sorth> it's the BNP's dream come true!

[Septentrionia]

[19:09:36] <Tae> ?Nickserv IDENTIFY kosovoe
[19:09:40] <Tae> oh fuck
[19:09:41] * Vephrall is confused about now being used with a past tense
[19:09:41] <commerceheights> FAIL
[19:09:44] <Vephrall> ...
[19:09:51] <Bazalonia> ??
[19:10:46] * Tae est parti (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Starblaydia)))
[19:10:51] <Starblaydia> AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:10:54] * Tae (Mibbit@173-87-56-39.dr01.leol.pa.frontiernet.net) a rejoint #nssport
[19:11:05] <Starblaydia> That's awesome
[19:11:08] <Starblaydia> Tae, change your pw
[19:11:20] <Tae> yeah i know
[19:11:26] <Oli> but you don't now?
[19:11:35] * Starblaydia will try every couple of minutes to see if you've changed it
[19:11:37] * Tae est parti (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Starblaydia)))
[19:11:48] * Bazalonia stabs Star]
[19:11:49] * Vephrall high-fives Starblaydia
[19:11:49] <commerceheights> hey, that was less than one minute
[19:11:55] <Starblaydia> starting from then
[19:12:31] <Oli> so much hate for Tae
[19:12:36] <Oli> but it's great
[19:12:58] <Oli> msg nickserv identify urmomisadude
[19:12:58] <Vephrall> and this, kids, is why you must always proofread

[Czardas]

01:11 <@Pythagosaurus> I also found my toenail 8)
01:11 <@Kryo> ...ew.
01:14 <@Katganistan> all of it? or a clipped off bit?
01:15 <@Pythagosaurus> a whole one
01:16 <ardchoille> I am not squeamish. I changed many a nappy without a qualm. I've held many a drunk's hair out of the way while they threw up. But there's something about Pyth's toenails -- toenail discussions, toenail-related memorabilia -- that is setting my teeth on edge.
01:16 <ardchoille> AN NO< I DON'T CHEW MY TOENAILS!
01:17 <@Kryo> num-num.
01:17 <@Kryo> I clip my toetails at the computer.
01:18 <@Kryo> Mainly to piss off my ball and chain since he thinks its gross
01:18 <Lunatic_Goofball> I don't clip my toenails at all. Soon, I will be able to ice skate. :)
01:18 <@Kryo> nice
01:22 <ardchoille> Must turn you into a sort of submarine-with-scythes in the mud slide.
01:23 <@Kryo> heh
01:23 <@Katganistan> I used to be able to bite my own toenails.... gross. And I'm not nearly that flexible anymore
01:24 <ardchoille> A form of Western yoga. :)
01:25 <ardchoille> We call this pose "The Important Meeting".
01:25 <ardchoille> (foot-in-mouth, geddit?)
01:25 <@Kryo> hah!
01:25 <@Kryo> ^_^
01:27 <Lunatic_Goofball> *checks*
01:27 <Lunatic_Goofball> Hey, I still can bite my toenails!
01:27 <ardchoille> Shuddup, Junior!
01:27 <@Pythagosaurus> no need to check here
01:28 * @Pythagosaurus can put his foot behind his head
01:28 <@Kryo> toenails are yummy
01:28 <ardchoille> I'm doing well if I can SEE my toenails.
01:29 <Lunatic_Goofball> Ech. Tastes like mushrooms.
01:29 <@Kryo> Not if you're fresh out of the bath...
01:29 <@Kryo> or in one for that matter.
01:30 <ardchoille> Other people's toenails are more fun.
01:30 <@Kryo> for painting
01:30 <ardchoille> In baths.
01:30 <Nerv|Teaching> Yup, really shouldn't wander into these things.
01:30 <ardchoille> That too.
01:30 <@Kryo> my husband's are often too long and they scratch
01:31 * Nerv|Teaching runs off to class, out of the reach of toenails
01:31 <Lunatic_Goofball> There's no escape.
01:31 <@Kryo> I can't decide what's worse, the long toe nails or the snoring...
01:32 <ardchoille> The Japanese probably have the toenail problem totally under cotrol.
01:32 <ardchoille> Also the Swedes.
01:33 <@Kryo> so... Fass doesn't have toenail problems? ^_^ lol
01:33 <Lunatic_Goofball> It's an interesting question, isn't it?
01:33 <@Kryo> Yes it is
01:33 <ardchoille> We should ask him, next time he shows up in Moderation.

11:05 <@Katganistan> I think I have a new goal in life....
11:05 <@Katganistan> to eat as much pizza as possible in as many places as possible, and Write A Book.
11:05 <Lunatic> Make sure the book has lots of pie charts. :)
11:05 <@Katganistan> LOL
11:06 <czardas> 11:05 <Lunatic> Make sure the book has lots of pie charts. :) <<< do you expect it'll be topping the bestseller lists?
11:06 <ardchoille> Max'll probably want a slice of the action, saucy devil.
11:06 <Lunatic> It'll definitely be a hot seller.
11:07 <ardchoille> Salty observations peppered with spicy pics and corny jokes
11:07 <@Katganistan> God, the puns around here are getting cheesy.
11:07 <czardas> Its popularity will mushroom, I predict.
11:09 <Lunatic> It'll capture a huge slice of the market.

[18:37] <Jim|Midlonia> ITS ALL MELKS FAULT
[18:37] * Alakantar_Aleanrahel BLAMES
[18:37] * Webster FLAMES.
[18:38] * Pink MAIMS
[18:38] * barky GAMES
[18:38] * Sigma| TAMES
[18:38] * Jim|Midlonia SHAMES
[18:39] * Alakantar_Aleanrahel FRAMES
[18:39] * Webster NAMES.
[18:40] <barky> LAMES
[18:40] * Sigma| CLAIMS victory

[07:47] <Scolopendra> Images that should probably require seizure warnings are not appropriate as national flags. Please see the <a href="http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=13#p228">One-Stop Rules Shop ("Acceptable Flag Policy")</a>.
[07:47] <Scolopendra> RAAAAAAARRRRRRRR TAKE THAT BITCH
[07:47] <Scolopendra> HOPE YOU LIKE THE ABORIGINAL FLAG CUZ THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT NOW
[07:47] <Scolopendra> WHO DEY
[07:47] <Scolopendra> *ahem*

And, of course, the ritual torture of Katsumi, brought on by a single ill-advised reaction:

[22:46] <Awake-Kzintosh> Ham!
[22:46] <Webster> Ham?!
[22:47] <Nathicana> Haaaaaaaaam!
[22:47] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Ham?
[22:47] <Awake-Kzintosh> Hammmmmmmmmmmmmm.
[22:47] <Katsumi> What.... what the hell is this?

Unwittingly, the poor and innocent Katsumi had unleashed the full fury of... a wakeful kzintosh!

[22:48] * Awake-Kzintosh will get Katsumi used to being called Satsuma and will then get him used to being called Japorange.
[22:48] <Nathicana> Wot?
[22:48] <Nathicana> Satsuma?
[22:48] <Katsumi> I don't know what's going on anymore...
[22:48] <Awake-Kzintosh> Since we've already a Kat and "Katsumi" reminds me of "Satsuma"
[22:49] <Awake-Kzintosh> Or I can just call you Japorange right now :D
[22:49] <Webster> It's OK Satsuma, we're here for you.
[22:49] <Katsumi> The heck is a Japorange?
[22:49] <Awake-Kzintosh> A satsuma.
[22:49] <Awake-Kzintosh> Sats, that's what you can be :D
[22:49] <Awake-Kzintosh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satsuma_%28fruit%29
[22:50] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Uhuh...
[22:50] <Awake-Kzintosh> Katsumi -> Satsuma -> Sats
[22:50] <Awake-Kzintosh> Job done.
....
[23:14] <Awake-Kzintosh> YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME, SATS. *hugs tight*
[23:15] <Awake-Kzintosh> EXACTLY DOWN TO EVERY DETAIL INCLUDING PUBIC HAIR FOLLICLE PATTERN.
[23:15] <Katsumi> Oh god what.
[23:15] <Webster> Wait, what?
[23:15] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> ...
[23:15] <Katsumi> I think I need to lie down.

Presumably, that was the last time anyone dared question the ham.

[Reploid Productions]

From the depths of my epic quote file... Reppy's latest batch of quotes!

I'm not sure a mod saying this is a reassuring thing...

<+Firefury> Genocide is fun for the whole family!

Drills and MINDBURN

<+Ranisath|Ctan> I suppose it could be worse. He could be using a drill. While humping someone.
<Tsaraine> OH GOD HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MINDBURN AARFGH

Reppy doesn't like Prop. 8

* Tsaraine beats Kajal with a rolled-up copy of Proposition Eight.
* +Firefury smites Tsar for using toxic weaponry

Reppy is a MANLY MAN?

<@Awake-Kzintosh> Hikes are for BIG MANLY MEN.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Like me.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> And Fury.,
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Not you.
<Hive_Fleet_Sicarius>

Guided sniper shells?

<+Mei_Ikari> What if a sniper could fire a bullet that changed course in mid-flight, to hit its target? <-'Then you'd have a missile, fuckwit.'

Catching the important bit

<Kaenei> Your information control is fail becuase your closest henchmen were waivered and corrupted.
<Kaenei> Your forces are weak, disorganised. Your revolution has failed.
<slybrarian> Wait, I have henchmen?
<Kaenei> The Kiwi and his underling, Alak.
<Tsaraine> Wait, I have an underling?

Obligatory penis quote

<Kaenei> When you've got a penis that requires its own nose gear, you're damned ride.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Do you really want a nonstop penis service to Cleveland though?

Descent to what?

<Kaenei> Set flaps to PHWOARTY, and prepare for descent ... to ORGASM!!!
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Descent to orgasm? Always been described as a rise to me.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Maybe it's just so dull that it goes around the world and reaches orgasm going the completely opposite way. A Columbus Orgasm!
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Assuming of course that you don't run into a completely uncharted sex continent along the way.
<Tsaraine> What, you mean he aims for somewhere entirely different and reaches it by mistake?

Reppy offers intelligent discourse

* Firefury was all o_O and then >8F and then O_O! and then T_T

Sheep buggering

<RobCoPacktron> i could retaliate, of course, with a new zealand sheep fucking joke...but thats just to easy.
<Tsaraine> Yes. Besides, everyone knows that that's the *Australians*.
<RobCoPacktron> thats not what the australians say
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Now now now.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> We all know the /Welsh/ fuck sheep.
<RobCoPacktron> maybe the two countries should have a sheep fuck-off to settle it...the welsh can come too

What or what now?

<RobCoPacktron> just run em through the rinse cycle a few times
<Tsaraine> Are we talking about embryo selection here or infanticide?

Reppy and her sister, RE: Sister's wedding

<@Firefury> Racial BS like that is one thing I don't tolerate. So yeah, he's voted off the wedding.
<@One> Vote? There was no VOTE.
<@One> My wedding is not a democracy!
<@One> My wedding is a DICTATORSHIP!!
<@One> </bridezilla>

.... 'bagpipe gun'?

<Kaenei> Everyone gets to be giant robots and magic users and I get to be nothing.
<Tsaraine> I said I didn't know.
<Tsaraine> That doesn't mean you get to be nothing. Heck, you get to decide for yourself.
<Tsaraine> Or if you really want me to decide for you, you can be Captain Caledonia, master of the bagpipe gun.

Tsar needs mindbleach?

<Tsaraine> I'm having trouble imagining a snowman rapist.
<+Firefury> It'd be a bit ineffective, given snow melts, y'know? I mean, maybe a blunted icicle or something, but still...
<+Kajal> Well he just needs to be quick.
<Tsaraine> I scrub and scrub but I can still feel his hands! His cold, cold hands ...

OMG MAX

<@Fris> Max is the legendary but unknown author of several excellent books of political satire
<Max> I'm not sure you can be legendary AND unknown
<Max> but I'll TAKE IT

Max addressing the Mod Squad

<@Fris> picky picky
<@Scolopendra> Yes, yes I am. Words are an imperfect method of information transfer and so semantics are important.
<Max> My foot will imperfectly transfer information to your butt in a minute

Mod on Mod action?

* +Katganistan tacklehugs Tsar in her monkey pajamas....
<+Katganistan> And how he got in my pajamas, I'll never know! *rimshot*
<Tsaraine> Baby, I am the Kat's pajamas!

Scolo on Michael Bay

<@Awake-Kzintosh> EXPLOSIONS BY MICHAEL BAY
<@Awake-Kzintosh> MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSIONS
<@Awake-Kzintosh> BOOM BLAM SPLAM BAYSPLOSION
<@Awake-Kzintosh> boomSPLOSIONS
<@Awake-Kzintosh> BO-BAM-BLAST-BAY-KPEWWWW
* @Awake-Kzintosh Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
<+Firefury> Apparently Scolo baysploded his IRC

Tsar on... something

<Tsaraine> Instead of a war, they should have just got Al-Sahaf and Karl Rove to have a spin doctoring competition, see who can lie the hardest. Whoever wins gets a free washing machine.
<Tsaraine> And then they should have got the head Taliban guy to debate religion with Fred Phelps. Either both their heads would explode or they'd start making out like randy teens.

Tsar deploys a tactical porcupine

* Tsaraine sends a porcupine to have unwelcome carnal relations with Karma.

The secret life of Kat?

<+Katganistan> last week Scolo thinks I'm a furry, this week, Mei thinks I'm a lesbian. Fun times. ^_^ I must live SUCH an interesting life and I'm NOT AWARE OF IT!
<Tsaraine> Nah, Mei just sees lesbians everywhere. He has lesbian tinted glasses.

What, indeed?

<Tsaraine> And then he gets a harem (a literal harem, mind) of teenage sex kittens and has creepy BDSM sex with them until Ringo decides to advance the plot a little by acquiring a new slutty teenage girl to add to aforesaid harem.
* +Firefury <( . . . )
<+Firefury> What the fuck did I walk in on? O_o

Technofetish

<@Awake-Kzintosh> My penis was too big. It broke my cable modem.
<+Zero_X> Why were you sticking your penis in the modem?
<+Firefury> And just what were you doing to the poor cable modem, hm?

Holy what?

<@Awake-Kzintosh> YOU NEED A HOLY GHOST ENEMA
<+Katganistan> Get that thing away from me!
<+Katganistan> You're not stickin' no ghost up MY butt!

Old mod checked websites in the snow, uphill both ways-

<@Erastide> there's a question in technical about the RSS feed, anyone know anything about if it's working with the new server?
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Back in my day, I had to read all my goddamn websites myself.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Didn't have any fancy-pants technology to prompt me.

What is it with Scolo and penises?

<Tsaraine> Now to recongeal myself as a giant glowing blue man. <@Awake-Kzintosh> WITH AN ENORMOUS PENIS

Scolo is a wha-?

* @Solid-Kzintosh is a fuckin NINJA CRATE

Reppy and Scolo's entirely civil discourse RE: Jolt

<+Firefury> Jolt sucks syphillis penis.
<@Engineer-Kzintosh> Jolt has chicken herpes.
<Tsaraine> Also THANK YOU NOT AT ALL for that mental image Fury.
<@Engineer-Kzintosh> CHANCRES!

Okay, the other team can have him!

<Sirocco> I get shouted a lot for charging in and dying/ running in front of her and riddling myself in her bullets/ sticking grenades to myself/etc.

Freudian typo

<Katsumi> http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/K ... rglow3.jpg <=== I seem to have trouble making engine blocks look like anything other than giant dicks.
<Katsumi> *BRICK!
<Katsumi> *BRICKS!
<Katsumi> I MEANT TO SAY GIANT BRICKS!

Non-traditional uses for a fax machine

* +Firefury stabs Rezo. With a fax machine.
* +Ainu[DinnerFood] takes the fax machine and beats Kaj over the head with it.
* Aralonia takes Kaj and beats the fax machine off with it.
<Aralonia> Wait a minute, hang on, something broke there
<Aralonia> ...oh god what did I just type
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> ...wait...
<Kajal|G1> you like fax machines too much, Aralonia
<Aralonia> IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT FAX MACHINE IS LIKE THAT
<Aralonia> I-I-I-I MEAN... STUPID FAX MACHINE! ALWAYS BEING USELESS, SO STUPID
<+Ainu[DinnerFood]> You just used Kaj as a sex toy for a machine.

Geese juggling returns!

<|Karma|> geese juggling!
<Kandarin> Hey, geese juggling is something we can all get behind.
<Kandarin> It's not hard to see how the Almighty could approve of it too.
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> I think God does it when he's bored

From fax machines to necrophilia

+Kajal derezzes Tsar
<Tsaraine> Is that the same as Lay Undead?
<+Katganistan> Kinky
<Tsaraine> Hey, if Kajal wants to sleep with zombies, that's between him and the hideous lurching corpses he molests.
<+Kajal> ...

Uh....

<+Kajal> why did I click that?!
<Tsaraine> If that can hurt your brain, you're practically an internet virgin.
* +Alakantar_Aleanrahel washes Kajal's eyes out with goatse
<+Kajal> thank you!
<+Kajal> That's more tolerable.
<Tsaraine> ... You are a strange man.

Tsar makes a good point

<Tsaraine> Man, being a castration fetishist must be tough. You can only do it the once.

This seems to happen a lot

* FuryAFK|BuggingOne is now known as Firefury
* +Ranisath|Ctan cockblocks Kajal
<+Firefury> ... What did I walk in on?

UNETHICAL!

* @Scolopendra and Kajal share an unethical hug

PETA activists, take warning.

<@Eating-Kzintosh> mmmm steak
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel>
<+Firefury> Dead cow is yummy!
<Tsaraine> Bovine muscular tissue!
* +Kajal had dead fish.
<+Kajal> halibut!
* +Alakantar_Aleanrahel is having ribs.
<+Firefury> Yay dead things!

Penal lesion

<@Scolopendra> This suits the Timperial Penal Legion.
<@Scolopendra> hee hee hee penal legion
<@Scolopendra> sounds like penis lesion
<Nathicana> Timperial Penis Lesions: The latest in shore leave malignancies. *flee*
<@Scolopendra> Timperial Penis Lesions: Burn the Timperator, and he'll make it burn when you pee.

WARNING: Atrocious pun ahead!

<Tsaraine> God, you two are adoooorable. Like a pile of kittens painted with pure evil.
<@Scolopendra> Pure evil paint? Is it satin or matte or gloss?
<@Scolopendra> Satin, of course.
<@Scolopendra> We are BLESSED BY SATIN
<Tsaraine> *groans at the pun*
<@Scolopendra> Tsar, you have no one to blame for that one but yourself.

Siri likes lasers

<Tryle Enderor> here's a conundrum: why can't we mount the lasers to the lasers? you always hear about mounting lasers on other things, but why not on each other?
<Sirithil> Why, you could have an entire ship composed of lasers daisy-chained off of other lasers. Laser-armed laser lasers, with lasers.

Frankentank Bride?

<Tsaraine> Alak; then go to Russia and cobble some together out of spare parts. Honestly, all you need is a good hand with a needle and a lightning storm.
<@TheCentipedeNaps> Tsar, I know you're talking about Frankenstein's Monster but I just think of making Russian brides out of old rusted Soviet tractor parts when I read that.

Transformer fetish

<+Ranisath|Ctan> Admit it. Some kind of transformer that turns into a plane would be Kae's ideal mate.
<+Ranisath|Ctan> But I can't imagine Alak marrying Starscream.

Transformers 2

<@Scolopendra> It's the Bayverse.
<@Scolopendra> Everything is made of explodium and boobs.

Whaaaat?

<@Scolopendra> YOU HAVE NOT TASTED MY JESUS
<+Mei_Ikari> I BITE INTO YOUR JESUS
<+Mei_Ikari> THEN I PUT ON MY CAPE AND WIZARD HAT

A valid point!

<@Mei_Ikari> If you recuse himself because of his bullshit, you just tell him he's right.
<@Mei_Ikari> If you punch him in the scrotum you tell him he's right but you also get to punch him in the scrotum!

Modly discourse

<@Euroslavia> so I read the title of "Too many cooks spoil the broth" on the top 5 threads on the left-hand side, and thought it was "Too many cooks spoil the brothel". xD
<@Pythagosaurus> nope, but too many cocks maybe

OH MY... Scolo?

<@Scolopendra> I did jumping jacks and ran across the pool a few times.
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Scolo is Jesus?
<@Scolopendra> Fine, I ran -through- the pool.
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> You're Moses?

Macross Missile Spam + boobs

<@Scolopendra> Do you really want me to have Foreigner Annihilation Breasts?
<Kajal> well I was thinking more gunbreasts or knifebreasts or clawbreasts.
<@Scolopendra> Boobs that could pop open and release a Macross cloud of anime missiles would be kind of cool.

Drill tits?

<@Scolopendra> Venezuelan Rugby.
<@Scolopendra> It's played with strapon drill tits of steel.
<@Scolopendra> It's a real man's sport.

More mod business

* Melkor melts and gurgles
<Melkor> I... hate...you... all
<@Scolopendra> Quick, MegaMei, shoot MelkMan with the FURRY ASS
* @Mei_Ikari fires!
<@Scolopendra> It's his weakness!

Where, indeed?

* +Euroslavia grabs Firefury and Scolo too
* +Firefury eeps!
<@Scolopendra> EURO DO NOT GRAB MY SPECIAL PLACE I NEED AN ADULT
<Kandarin> Where are we going to find one of those?
* @Scolopendra hops into Fury's arms.
<@Scolopendra> EURO IS A BAD MAN HE GAVE ME A BAD TOUCH AND I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE AND I THINK HE MAY BE CATHOLIC
* @Scolopendra bawws.

Incriminating evidence!

* @Scolopendra makes sure Nathi is out
<@Scolopendra> Nathi's oooolllllld

Um.... Is it not legal elsewhere-?

<@Scolopendra> It's okay, Euro, we love you.
<@Scolopendra> In a wholly platonic way.
<@Scolopendra> That's 100% legal in the state of Georgia

Sex drive

<Rezo> Why shouldn't combat robots have sex drives?
<Kandarin> But sex drive is an integral part of robotic structural integrity.
<Kandarin> Everyone knows that industrial automation couldn't have happened without sweet titanium love.

True story

<Leach Islands> i thought at least the internet would provide shelter
<Scolopendra> The Internet is not like a big bomb shelter that you can just hide in. It's more like a series of train tracks to get run over on.

Mei, RE: Shodey

<+Mei_Ikari> 'There is no way you could possibly comprehend what you are seeing anyway.' 'Yes I can.' 'Let me create a suitably evil bio-mechanical towel to throw at you.'

Uh.... you rubbed what-?

* +Katganistan rubs meat tenderizer all over her legs

=_o is not a smiley

<TheHiveWatchesMatchOfTheDay> <=O=>
<@Scolopendra> KLINGON BATTLECRUISER DETECTED
<@Scolopendra> FIRE PHOTON TORPEDOES
<@Scolopendra> =_o * * *
<TheHiveWatchesMatchOfTheDay> []=<___()___>=[]

Yes, yes it does.

<Kaenei> I'm going to request the FUCK out of you! (See how the capitalisation makes it all the more weird and unsettling?)

If you say "Tom Cruise" often enough, it stops sounding like a real word!

<@Scolopendra> Tom Cruise is a celebrity, but the person who is identified as Tom Cruise isn't Tom Cruise, it's someone who's taken the role of Tom Cruise... with strategic brain damage.
<+Helen_Ikari> No, that's Tom Cruise with the brain damage

Understatement

<Mei_Ikari> ENTER THE COMPETITION OR I WILL GAY YOU UP THE ASS
<Webster> This can only end badly.

Natural Suck

<@Scolopendra> Every location on the planet gets a budget of Natural Suck, and each location spends it differently.
<@Scolopendra> Southern California spends its budget in big flashy events, leaving the rest of the time clear for beautiful weather.
<@Scolopendra> Scotland, on the other hand, spends a little bit each day to maintain a steady level of crap weather.

Crossed wires

<@Mei_Ikari> Well, obviously. Conservatives made Jesus up just so they could crucify him for being Jewish!
<@Mei_Ikari> And because Gaius Bushus III was in with the cross-making and nail industries!

Impressive!

* Bazalonia punches Skeelz in the face
<Ainulindalion> * Alarms go off. Police appear. Shoot Baz dead.
* Bazalonia dies happy knowing he has punched Skeelz
<Ainulindalion> Huh. You must be a real bastard, Skeeks, if the opportunity to punch you in the face is worth dying for.

Suffer!

<@Scolopendra> Someone got in the way of his art and therefore wanton property destruction was in order.
<Mangala> I like that. Why should artists suffer for their art? they should make OTHERS suffer for it, hehehe.

An oddly accurate description of the forums

<Maurepas> What happens when you get several fictional nations together? They attempt to kill eachother over a fictional cult whilest talking like pirates, lol

Hooray!

<The_Serene_Union_of_Kaenei> Hooray! My miniscule authority upset someone! I'm part of the Problem at last.

What?

<Tsaraine> There is a special convent for the chain-smoking booze-swilling rocket launcher-wielding combat nuns.

Good job, Scolo!

* @Scolopendra Quit (Quit: I'm pretty sure though that turning my crotch into the Box of Pain from Dune will not be replicated without good cause.)

Watery

<@|Karma|> RARAREAREAD
<@Scolopendra> No more caffiene for Karma.
<@|Karma|> I had a glass of water.
<@|Karma|> it was watery.
<@|Karma|> someone should do something.
<@|Karma|> I mean
<@|Karma|> it's all watered down.

More cocks

<Kaenei> And, "I AM THE COCK OF THE PROPHET."

<Kaenei> "PENIS CANNON DETECTED" *COCKTHRUST* MY BASE! MY MEN! MY TANKS! NOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

<+Nathicana> You know, making sex sound like a full-on frontal assault is probably not the most endearing of methods.
<@Scolopendra> Just so long as no one affixes bayonets

Weaponized yaoi

<Kryo|AFK> I wonder if I could scare him off if I brought up the topic of yaoi/shounen-ai and asked if he was a seme or uke...
<@Mei_Ikari> Ask him if he has a skunk fursuit or if he's more a zebra kinda guy.
<@Mei_Ikari> Structure your sentences so every fourth word is 'yiffing.'
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> Weaponized yaoi... this could be interesting
<@Mei_Ikari> The n-uke?
<Kryo|AFK> ^_^
<@Mei_Ikari> 'Oh, tritium-sempai, we must not be seen colliding this way!' 'Take it like a bitch, deuterium.'

Aw, why not?

<Nathicana> Memo: You are not to conduct psych experiments on the students, kthxbai.

2012

<One_Amahira> Damn those mutant neutrinos.
<@TheCentipedeApocalypsizes> Behold the latest in military technology: the douchebag-seeking crustal crack
<@TheCentipedeApocalypsizes> 45:45 - Douchebag-seeking crack is upgraded to antivehicle grade
<@TheCentipedeApocalypsizes> Recommended counter: throw the douchebag out of the car
<@TheCentipedeApocalypsizes> 1:34:11 - The White House is crushed by USS JOHN F KENNEDY CV-67, emblematic of the United States being crushed by the military-industrial complex.
<@TheCentipedeApocalypsizes> Oh, and AIRCRAFT CARRIER DISASTER
<+Slybrarian> Why is the carrier in question in a place where it can be disastered?
<+Slybrarian> I'm just saying that if I were on the crew of that ship, I'd rather not be anywhere near the crumbling continents full of douchebag-seeking cracks.
<@TheCentipedeApocalypsizes> THE NORTH POLE IS IN WINSCONSIN.

Tits!

<Bazalonia> tis more realistic than green and not as combustion implying as red
<Pink> I read that as "tits more realistic than green"
<Sunset> ...stare. <Sensori> Tits are always more realistic than green!!

A case of bad timing

<@Scolopendra> There's Always Masturbation (TM)
<Tsaraine> Ehh ... I live in a flat with a bunch of other people. That'd be creepy.
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Mmm....raw ground beef

Chickens!

<Tsaraine> Aaand now I had better go give the chickens their dinner. And pull some vegetables for my own dinner!
<@Pythagosaurus> you have chickens?
<@Pythagosaurus> did you rent them?
<Melkor> that is the coolest thing ever
<Melkor> I had no idea a NS mod actually had chickens

Fresh from the chat!

* Helen_Ikari is now known as Helen|ScrewYouCoffeeMaker
<Kajal> I unno, that might leave burns twixt the nethers.

And finally... ABOUT this batch of quotes!

<+Firefury> S'gonna be a long batch... I've got several months worth of quote file to look through XD
<Tsaraine> Try to express the natural superiority of my dignity and grace.
<+Firefury> Well I know what I'll be ENDING this batch with
<Kajal> orly
<Kajal> is it something I said about penises?

.... Yes, Kajal. yes it is.

[Krytenia]

You're dead. Stay in character.

[01:54] <Mark_Olic> OOC: Isn;t Carlos dead?
[01:54] |<-- CarlosCueto has left irc.esper.net (Quit: Client Exited)

[Zwangzug]

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[20:02] <Jenny> <Erik_the_Red> omg guise luk nuther land
[20:03] <Jenny> <King_Harald> dood wtf r u talking about
[20:03] <Unreal229> Vikings got to America before the Amerindians
[20:03] <Jenny> <Erik_the_Red> i found land over ther dood
[20:03] <Jenny> <King_Harald> wtf r u high
[20:03] <Unreal229> XD
[20:04] <Jenny> this has been vikings-as-if-they're-teenagers-on-IRC
[20:04] <Zwangzug> If the Minnesota Vikings get anywhere first, it's either because it's a scandal
[20:04] <Zwangzug> or because they are building up a lead, only to choke
[20:04] <Jenny> Stay tuned for next week when we mock Harold Godwinson
[20:04] <Weegies> <Skraelings> STFU N00B
[20:05] <Unreal229> not 1066 England next? :(
[20:05] <Jenny> * King_Harald has kicked Skraelings from #vikings (stfu)
[20:05] <Jenny> <King_Harald> lul pwnt
[20:05] <Jenny> whoops the king ain't opped
[20:06] <Unreal229> maybe the irc client doesn't show opped and voiced on that
[20:06] <Weegies> * Skraelings has kicked Vinland_Settlement from #america (trolling)
[20:06] <Unreal229> like mine
[20:07] <Jenny> * Christopher_Columbus has joined #america
[20:07] <Jenny> <Christopher_Columbus> yo wassup
[20:08] <Jenny> * Jamestown_Settlement has left #america (disease)
[20:08] <Jenny> <Spanish_Governor> lul
[20:08] <BazAtWork> chatzilla doesn't
[20:08] <Weegies> * Native_Americans is now known as Indians
[20:08] <Jenny> <King_Charles_V> stfu and get me silver
[20:08] <Oli> XD
[20:08] <Jenny> <Spanish_Governor> o sry
[20:08] <Virabia> * Indians is now known as Savages
[20:09] <Weegies> <Sir_Francis_Drake> dood i need some of that
[20:09] <Jenny> * Rebellious_Peasants is now known as Martin_Luther
[20:09] <Jenny> <Martin_Luther> stfu pope
[20:10] <Jenny> * King_Charles_V has been kicked out of #HolyRomanEmpire by Martin Luther (catholic)
[20:10] <Zwangzug> <Pope> Stfu Luther
[20:10] <Oli> <Jenny> * King_Charles_V has been kicked out of #HolyRomanEmpire by Martin Luther (catholic) <-- that is so Bos-like XD
[20:10] <Jenny> * King_Charles_V has joined #HolyRomanEmpire
[20:10] <Jenny> <King_Charles_V> wtf was that for
[20:10] <Jenny> <King_Charles_V> how did u get opped
[20:10] <Zwangzug> NETSPLIT!
[20:10] <Unreal229> are you suggesting that Bos is secretly Martin Luther?
[20:11] <Jenny> <King_Charles_V> this is my channel
[20:11] <Weegies> * Schmalkaldic_League has been kickedout of #HolyRomanEmpire by King_Charles_V (lolprods)
[20:11] <Unreal229> lol Zwang
[20:11] <Zwangzug> * #HolyRomanEmpire is now known as #BunchOfPrincipalities
[20:11] <Unreal229> XD
[20:11] <Oli> hahahaha
[20:11] =-= Jenny has changed the topic to “WC51 RP t=50772 rosters t=50773 | BoF38 UDZ-MOU-UNI | CoH42 MIL-VPH-UIR | WGPC X JGV Quali | AOCAF Cup 29 MD2 | http://tinyurl.com/IRCcountdown | Congrats to Arch on his modship! | <@Oli> GET CAMCAM IN HERE | #nssport is now known as the Retelling of entire history of Europe”
[20:12] <Weegies> Gustavus_Adolphus has joined #BunchOfPrincipalities
[20:12] <Jenny> * King_Charles_V is now known as King_Phillip_II
[20:12] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> wtf y r u revoltin
[20:12] <Weegies> <Gustavus_Adolphus> Dude, my channel now
[20:12] <Jenny> <William_of_Orange> dood y r u forcin me 2 be cathlic
[20:13] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> b/c im king bitch
[20:13] <Jenny> <William_of_Orange> orite
[20:13] =-= Virabia is now known as Lost_American
[20:13] * Unreal229 is literally revising this stuff :D
[20:13] <Jenny> * William_of_Orange changes topic to 'Welcome to #Netherlands | Open Revolt!'
[20:13] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> WTF
[20:13] <Oli> XD
[20:13] * Lost_American is lost in Euro-History
[20:14] <Jenny> <Queen_Elizabeth> o lol want help
[20:15] <Jenny> <William_of_Orange> kk
[20:15] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> oky u ded nao
[20:15] <Jenny> * King_Philip_II has been kicked out of #Netherlands by William_of_Orange (lulpwnt)
[20:15] <Jenny> * King_Phillip_II has joined #England
[20:15] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> okay lizzzy u ded
[20:16] <Jenny> <Queen_Elizabeth> orly com and get me
[20:16] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> yarly
[20:16] <Zwangzug> <Lord_Nelson> nowai
[20:16] <Weegies> Spanish_Armada has been kicked out of #England by Sir_Francis_Drake (you and whose army?)
[20:16] <Oli> * Grand_Armada has left #England (sinked :()
[20:16] <Zwangzug> er, wrong battle, sorry :(
[20:16] <Jenny> * King_Phillip_II has been kicked out of #England by Queen_Elizabeth (lol see i sed so)
[20:17] <Jenny> * King_Phillip_II has rejoined #spain
[20:17] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> WTF IS HAPPENING
[20:17] <Unreal229> when does Sorth bash open some Spanish guy's head?
[20:17] <Jenny> <Inquisition> lets kill al o dem
[20:17] <Weegies> Queen_Elizabeth quit (dead)
[20:17] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> ya gud idea
[20:18] <Jenny> Okay, I went a bit overboard with this :P
[20:18] <Unreal229> no
[20:18] <Unreal229> you should continue
[20:18] <BazAtWork> lol
[20:19] <Oli> yeah :D
[20:19] <Jenny> okay, what period of history do you want next? :P
[20:19] <Oli> the period where France surrenders
[20:19] <Zwangzug> we're up to...is it about time for the scientific revolution/enlightenment?
[20:19] <Oli> oh wait... that's EVERY periods :(
[20:19] <Oli> period*
[20:20] <Zwangzug> ApplesGuy is now known as Isaac_Newton
[20:20] <Weegies> James_VI_and_I has joined #England
[20:20] <Weegies> <James_VI_and_I> hop non of u guys are witches
[20:20] <Unreal229> how's about Rome late republic onwards, Yaf
[20:20] <Zwangzug> *Isaac_Newton has a headache :/
[20:20] <Weegies> Not yet
[20:20] <Weegies> we're in the early 16th c
[20:20] <Weegies> <Charles_I> RIGHT THIS IS MY CHANNEL N00BS
[20:21] <Weegies> <Parliament> With respect, Charles, we have ops too
[20:21] <Jenny> isn't it great htat I turned in my textbook last week? :P
[20:21] <Jenny> * Henry has quit #France (im ded)
[20:21] <Weegies> Charles I has kicked Parliament from #England
[20:22] <Weegies> Parliament rejoins #England
[20:22] <Zwangzug> <Parliament> MODBOOZE!!
[20:22] <Jenny> <Bourbon_Family> omg im in charge nao
[20:22] <Weegies> <Parliament> Dudenotfunny
[20:22] <Jenny> <Guise_Family> no i am
[20:22] <Jenny> <Catherine_Di_Medici> stfu i am
[20:22] <Weegies> <New_Model_Army> right, that's it
[20:22] <Jenny> <Huguenots> stfu
[20:23] <Jenny> <Catherine_Di_Medici> STFU PROTESTANTS
[20:23] <Jenny> * Catherine_Di_Medici has set mode +m
[20:23] <Weegies> Charles_I quit (hedsaybyebye)
[20:23] <Jenny> * Catherine_Di_Medici has set mode -v Huguenots
[20:23] <Jenny> * Huguenots is now known as Henry_of_Navarre
[20:23] <Zwangzug> Parliament has set move +v Oliver_Cromwell
[20:24] <Jenny> * Chanserv has set mode +v Henry_of_Navarre
[20:24] <Zwangzug> *Henry has joined
[20:24] <Oli> +o, you mean :P
[20:24] <Weegies> Oliver_Cromwell has set mode -v Levellers
[20:24] <Zwangzug> * /msg nickserv identify Hey, /I'm/ Henry!
[20:24] <Jenny> <Henry_of_Navarre> guise lets not fite
[20:24] <Jenny> <Guise_Family> lol r u talking 2 me
[20:24] <Zwangzug> * /msg nickserv identify No, me!
[20:25] <Jenny> * Catherine_Di_Medici has quit #France (ded)
[20:25] <Jenny> * Chanserv has set mode +o Henry_of_Navarre
[20:25] <Jenny> <Henry_of_Navarre> LOL IM KING
[20:25] <Jenny> <Guise_Family> im guna leave if u dnt cnvrt
[20:25] <Zwangzug> <Henry> :(
[20:26] <Jenny> <Henry_of_Navarre> kk
[20:26] <Jenny> * Henry_of_Navarre is now known as Henry_VI
[20:26] <Jenny> <Henry_VI> gud nao?
[20:26] <Jenny> <Guise_Family> nt rly but kk
[20:26] <Jenny> <Ronald_Reagan> LOL IM HERE
[20:26] <Jenny> <Henry_VI> wtf
[20:27] <Jenny> * Henry_VI has set mode +anachronism Ronald_Reagan
[20:27] <Jenny> okay now I actually need to do work
[20:27] <Jenny> as hard as that is to imagine :P
[20:27] <Unreal229> :(
[20:27] <Weegies> *History_Monks have kicked Ronald_Reagan from #EarlyModernPeriod (go back to #post1945, n00b)
[20:28] <Zwangzug> *Henry has quit #France (/GHOST command used by Henry)
[20:28] <Lost_American> * Ronald Regan joins #republicangods
[20:29] =-= Lost_American is now known as Virabia
[20:29] <Weegies> <Ronald_Reagan> awfully lonely up here...
[20:29] <Weegies> <Conservative_Movement> OH HAI
[20:29] <Weegies> <Conservative_Movement> YA DUDE
[20:30] <Weegies> <Conservative_Movement> WE KICKED BARRY_GOLDWATER, HE WAS BEING A DICK ABOUT MORAL_MAJORITY
[20:30] <Weegies> <Moral_Majority> sup
[20:31] <Virabia> *Glenn Beck crys for no reason
[20:31] <Weegies> <Conservative_Movement> ALSO WE THOUGHT TEDDY_ROOSEVELT MIGHT HAVE JOINED #SOCIALISM FOR A SECOND
[20:31] <Oli> :(
[20:31] <Oli> post-1945 history is boring
[20:32] <Weegies> <Clement_Attlee> stfu n00b
[20:32] <Virabia> <GB> #SOCIALISM is the devil
[20:32] <Zwangzug> *Revisionist_Historians have set mode -m on #post1945
[20:32] <Virabia> <GB> OBAMAS in there
[20:32] <Weegies> <OBAMA> sup
[20:33] <commerceheights> league post done (except for formatting), so the moment of judgement (of RPs) is upon us! :O
[20:33] <Zwangzug> * Revisionist_Historians vindicate oppressed minorities
[20:33] <Unreal229> :O
[20:33] <Zwangzug> *Savages is now known as Native_Americans
[20:33] <Zwangzug> <Revisionist_Historians> LOOK AT HOW PEOPLE LIKE YOU OPPRESSED PEOPLE LIKE NOT YOU
[20:33] <Weegies> :( damn wish my computer hadn't chosen that point to fuck up. could have finished my RP
[20:34] * Zwangzug curls into a ball and whimpers
[20:34] <HockeyCanada> *RomanovDynasty has been kicked by V.I.Lenin (GTFO capitalizt)
[20:34] * Unreal229 gives Zwang some maths equations to do
[20:35] <Zwangzug> ah, thanks :)
[20:35] <Weegies> V.I.Lenin has set mode -v to Soviets
[20:35] <Unreal229> :)
[20:35] <Virabia> * Revisionist_Historians have kicked opressed minorities from #history (dem not houman)
[20:35] * Zwangzug digs out physics assignment
[20:35] <Oli> * Gorbatchev has been kicked by Eltsin (GTFO Commie)
[20:35] <HockeyCanada> *Zinoviev has been kicked by V.I.Lenin
[20:35] <HockeyCanada> *Trotsky has been kicked by V.I.Lenin
[20:36] <Weegies> <Kronstadt_Rebellion> V.I.Lenin is there some mistake, you said you were going to give Soviets ops
[20:36] <HockeyCanada> *V.I.Lenin has been kicked by Stalin
[20:36] <HockeyCanada> <Stalin> He lied
[20:36] <Weegies> ehhhhh HC, got that just a bit wrong there :P
[20:36] <HockeyCanada> XD it did
[20:37] <HockeyCanada> *Trotsky has joined #Soviet_Union
[20:37] <HockeyCanada> <Stalin> You again?!?!?
[20:38] <HockeyCanada> *Trotsky has left #Soviet_Union
[20:38] <HockeyCanada> *Trotsky has joined #Mexico
[20:40] <Jenny> * Icepick has joined #Mexico
[20:40] <Jenny> <Icepick> o lol
[20:40] <Unreal229> XD
[20:40] <Jenny> * Trotsky has been kicked from #Mexico by Icepick (n commies allowed)
[20:41] <Weegies> <PRI> onorly?
[20:43] <commerceheights> the Group of Life continues its trend, as no team has more than seven points from four matches
[20:43] <commerceheights> which, incidentally, has allowed Krytenia to go from bottom to top in the span of two days
[20:43] <Zwangzug> ...that's...good, I think :)
[20:43] <Weegies> hah, awesome
[20:43] <HockeyCanada> *Yagoda was kicked by Yezhov
[20:43] <HockeyCanada> *Yezhov was kicked by Beria
[20:44] <HockeyCanada> *Stalin has set move +o to Beria

[Midlonia]

Shooting things is a past-time of many an NS-er, be they paper targets or illegal migrants.

<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Heh, someone sent my mother a flash game through her email. It involves shooting mexicans running across the US border (think Duck Hunt)
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Ah, what horrible things the internet comes up with. *head shake*
<Jim|Midlonia> What's your highest score then?
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> 44 out of 88. *cough*
<muravyets> slacker.
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> They're faaaaaast

[Formicidae Maximus]

<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Oooh....lightning
<Rezo> Get hit by one and become LIGHTNING MAN!
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> That'd be a shocking encounter
<Treznor> The experience would be positively electric.
<Rezo> You'd be illuminated.
<AirHippo> Indeed, quite incandescent.
<Nathicana> I'd get a charge out of it.
<Treznor> But I'd be worried about things becoming static.
<AirHippo> I have to say, however, that galvanising as it might be, you'd need to watch that you didn't energise yourself too much.
<Treznor> I suppose you could ion things out.
<ITD> Lightning Man is sure to receive thunderous applause from the public
* Nathicana is no longer sure if it'd be a positive or negative thing ...
<AirHippo> But with many hertz along the way.
<AirHippo> One might find one's polar opposite.
<Treznor> But at least you're a grounded individual.
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> I think I'd bolt right out the door in joy!
<Treznor> Although quite prone to heavy resistence.
<muravyets> jesus horatio christ, is this the pun channel?
<Treznor> It is ALSO the pun channel. With great frequency.
<AirHippo> Keep yourself down to earth, I say.
<ITD> We tend to have very pun time.
* muravyets dies.
<AirHippo> We don't mind a punt, to a point.
<Treznor> Best to conduct yourself properly.
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> But some people think it's a bit too much of a punishment
<AirHippo> I think we pack a notable punch.
<ITD> Yes, too many can be very punitive
<AirHippo> Indeed. Punctillious over our punning punctuation and its punctuality.

[Oyada]

[16:33] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> It's our birthday today and I always wish him
[16:33] <AirHippo> One of the best bits: sleeping until noon.
[16:33] <AirHippo> Yaffs can has berfday?
[16:33] <Nathicana> d'awww. Happy Birthday.
[16:34] <AirHippo> Indeed! Happy birthday to Yaffs! Happy birthday to Yaffs!
[16:34] <AirHippo> Happy birthday dear Yafor, happy birthday to Yaffs!
[16:34] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs>
[16:35] * AirHippo gives a present: a stack of Mighty Hippo Pancakez, covered in syrup.
[16:35] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Mmmm.
[16:35] <Kaenei> HAPPY ONE LESS YEAR LEFT ALIVE ON EARTH DAY!!!!!!
[16:36] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> considering how old I am, that's really not all that threatening
[16:36] * usualpeopleinlife has joined #nationstates
[16:36] <Nathicana> How old are you?
[16:36] <usualpeopleinlife> Me?
[16:37] <AirHippo> Nope, yafor. 'tis his birthday!
[16:37] <usualpeopleinlife> oh
[16:38] <Kaenei> I bet 12!
[16:39] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> <Nathicana> How old are you? <-- take a wild guess
[16:39] <Nathicana> Somewhere in your 20's?
[16:40] <Rezo> He's OVER NINE THOU- well, that's probably not the appropriateuse
[16:40] <Nathicana> hee
[16:40] * Alakantar|Out is now known as Alakantar_Aleanrahel
[16:40] <AirHippo> 19!
[16:40] <AirHippo> Alak! 'tis Yaffs' birthday!
[16:40] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAFFY!
[16:41] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> <AirHippo> 19! <-- very, very close
[16:41] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> 18?
[16:41] <usualpeopleinlife> 17?
[16:42] <Nathicana> 21
[16:42] <AirHippo> 20!
[16:42] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> 18? <-- there we go
[16:42] <usualpeopleinlife> 99
[16:42] <Nathicana> Oi, young!
[16:42] <AirHippo> Arg.
[16:42] <AirHippo> Damn that's young.
[16:42] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Yaffy was always younger than all us.
[16:42] <usualpeopleinlife> haha
[16:42] <AirHippo> I remember being 18. Feels like some time ago.
[16:43] <usualpeopleinlife> couldnt resist the joke
[16:43] * Alakantar_Aleanrahel remembers when Yaffy was just 15.
[16:43] <Nathicana> Most of you are younger than me in any case.
[16:43] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Nathi's just old. >.>
[16:43] * Nathicana ventilates Alak.
[16:43] * Alakantar_Aleanrahel breathes freely.
[16:43] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Ahhh...spring.
[16:43] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> * Alakantar_Aleanrahel remembers when Yaffy was just 15. <-- yup, I figured the fact that I've talked about school/HS a lot would be a clue
[16:43] <usualpeopleinlife> guess mine then
[16:44] <usualpeopleinlife> go on
[16:44] * Katt^Vossyr has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[16:44] <AirHippo> 16.
[16:44] <usualpeopleinlife> nope
[16:44] <AirHippo> 15. 17. 112.
[16:44] <usualpeopleinlife> maybe
[16:44] <usualpeopleinlife> not 112
[16:44] <Nathicana> 12.
[16:44] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> 14?
[16:44] <usualpeopleinlife> no
[16:44] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> 13?
[16:44] <usualpeopleinlife> no
[16:44] <Nathicana> 10.
[16:44] <usualpeopleinlife> no
[16:44] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> 9?
[16:44] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> 37
[16:45] <usualpeopleinlife> no
[16:45] <usualpeopleinlife> no
[16:45] * SpamServ sets mode: +b *!*@95.144.65.128
[16:45] * usualpeopleinlife was kicked by SpamServ (Repeating yourself too often is against the channel rules.)
[16:45] <Nathicana> XD
[16:45] <AirHippo> XD
[16:45] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> xD
[16:45] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> XD
[16:45] <AirHippo> Quote thread?
[16:45] <Nathicana> Muahahahaha, spamserv is our friend.
[16:45] <Nathicana> Not me.
[16:45] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> <AirHippo> Quote thread? <-- yeah, I think so
[16:45] <AirHippo> Aye-aye.

[Quintessence of Dust]

Do not let this man drink.

<@Jenny> yo yo yo
<@Jenny> anybody hoommeeee
<@Jenny> I'm exhausted and worn out and dont feel like putting on mIRC
<@Jenny> but I'm heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
<@Jenny> I also have to go to sleeeeeeeeep soon
<@Jenny> because I have to UP UP UP tomorrow morn ing at teh six (OVER THE BOUNDARY) to continue my quest to see every minute of the WC
<@Jenny> but Idontfeeellikesleeepingnononono
<@Jenny> viewtopic.php?f=20&t=56189 <-- no you're still a n00b, generalite
<@Oli> Jenny: are you high%%
<@Oli> you seem hyper tbh
<@Jenny> high? nah
<@Jenny> I don't do that sheeet
<@Jenny> also, were I high, I'd be even more incoherent
<@Jenny> but if I'm not drunk, that was a terrible waste of good alcohol
<@Jenny> I think that was a quote from a movie
<@Jenny> or maybe a book
<@Jenny> I'm not sure
<@Jenny> lemme think
<@Jenny> one sex
<@Jenny> (sec, too
<@Oli|sleep> one sex?
<@Oli|sleep> EWWWWWW
<@Oli|sleep> anyway... going to bed now
<@Jenny> nah need MULTIPLE goddamnit
<@Jenny> pfffffft
<@Jenny> pansee
<@Oli|sleep> I actually have work tomorrow
<@Jenny> pantsee
<@Jenny> I have work too!
<@Oli|sleep> school doesn't count
<@Jenny> my work is watching all the game ptttbht
<@Jenny> school's been out for like two wweks oli
<@Oli|sleep> you sound like a baby
<Virabia_> hey
<@Jenny> hey hey hey hey
<@Jenny> Oli, I normally sound like oneofthem
<@Jenny> also the NSWCDT is rly boring
<@Jenny> someone needs to spice it up
<@Jenny> I miss that colo(uouou)r that used to be there
<Burch> why don't you
<@Jenny> poor taeshan people complained >:
<@Oli|sleep> ok... I shall say that CATCOR is back
<@Oli|sleep> but seriously... beddytimes
<@Jenny> awww
<@Jenny> don'tgoIloveyouuuuuuu
<Burch> lol
<@Jenny> hey don't laugh, I don't laugh at your eyebrows
<@Jenny> also cam needs to update that young cmsc
<@Jenny> also I think I pulled something in my jaw. is that possible? because it hurts when I open my mouth to yawn
<@Jenny> I wonder how, I didn't fall down or anything in our game today
<@Jenny> you people are boring and silent and stufff

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

<AirHippo> And so continues work on my new epic, "Harold the Horny Hunter (With Apologies to Ben Elton).
<@Nathicana> Fear.
<AirHippo> Indeed. Only five stanzas at present, mind you.
* AirHippo has a terrible feeling this will turn into a long and rambling rant about the dangers of contracting VD from South American women, in limerick form.
<Starblaydia> Not an opportunity to go all topical with South African women, then?
<Starblaydia> 'Harold the Horny Hunter', or 'How I learned to stop worrying about the World Cup hookers and love the clap'

[Formicidae Maximus]

This amused me more than it had any right to.

[04:13:04] <Scolopendra> On the matter of the French...
[04:13:26] <Scolopendra> Only one thing can be said about the French today.
[04:13:30] <Scolopendra> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[04:13:37] <AirHippo> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ?
[04:13:38] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[04:13:52] <AirHippo> BZZZZZZZ, BZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZBZZZ BZZ.
[04:13:53] <Webster> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP
[04:14:05] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
[04:14:08] <Rezo> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[04:14:21] <Scolopendra> They got well and truly BZZZZZZ'd
[04:14:41] <AirHippo> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[04:14:47] <Rezo> Not a surprise, they got BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'd by the homeland of the killer BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZs
[04:15:22] * muravyets used to just not like soccer, but now actively hates it.
[04:15:46] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> What's the BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz about vuvuzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzelas?
[04:15:51] * Scolopendra puts a meter-long plastic horn next to Mura's ear. Deep breath. "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
[04:16:40] <Rezo> Also it should be noted that the mexican fans out-chated the infernal BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[04:16:54] <Scolopendra> Viva Mexico!
[04:16:59] * muravyets grabs plastic horn, tries to wrap it around Scolopendra's neck, but it breaks while bending, so she just stabs Scolo with one bit and Rezo with the other.
[04:17:08] <AirHippo> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
[04:17:23] <muravyets> damn, now i need more weapons.
[04:17:28] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Mura iZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz piZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZed
[04:17:55] <AirHippo> Want some CHEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE PIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA, Alak?
[04:18:17] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> YeZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ pleaZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[04:18:22] <Rezo> A good idea. lets celebrate mexico with BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA
[04:18:46] <AirHippo> I also have one with ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEBRA. You can enjoy it with ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZINFANDEL.
[04:18:56] <Nathicana> Cut it out, now.
[04:19:13] <Scolopendra> Buzzkill.

[Czardas]

This amused me more than it had any right to.

Not to mention the obligatory hurricane of puns afterwards:

[22:19] <Scolopendra> Buzzkill.
[22:19] * AirHippo buzzes Nathi.
[22:19] <Rezo> XD@scolo
[22:19] <Scolopendra> Look at me, I made a pun.
[22:19] <AirHippo> Egad.
[22:19] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> XD
[22:19] <AirHippo> Channel was buzzing a moment ago.
[22:19] <AirHippo> Now look. Buzziness as usual.
[22:19] <Rezo> What a buzzer
[22:20] <Scolopendra> Well, when you buzz the wrong people...
[22:20] <Rezo> They tend to get buzzy
[22:20] <Scolopendra> And tell you to buzz off
[22:21] <Rezo> And then you're buzzed
[22:21] <Scolopendra> Listen here, buzzter, that pun didn't even fit into the flow.
[22:22] * Rezo looks buzzed :(
[22:22] * Alakantar_Aleanrahel watches from a nearby buzztop.
[22:23] <AirHippo> Buzzted.
[22:23] * Webster buzzes in.
[22:23] <AirHippo> Buzzily?
[22:23] <Scolopendra> Oh, look, the Air Force is putting more research into drones. ;)

[Hockey Canada]

[03:20] <HockeyCanada> i want u now
[03:20] <Gruen> yep, that's officially creeyp
[03:20] <Gruen> *creepy
[03:20] <HockeyCanada> 31 straight messages of that
[03:20] <HockeyCanada> from 22:06 to 22:51 earlier tonight
[03:21] <Bazalonia> wow HC
[03:21] * Bazalonia shudders
[03:22] <HockeyCanada> that... and this pic was commented rather creepily in russian (image blocked for privacy reasons)
[03:22] <Jesselton> the girl in white is hot though
[03:22] <Burch> lol
[03:22] <Gruen> lol
[03:23] <Gruen> oh my god, that just made my day
[03:23] <Jesselton> ahahaha
[03:23] <HockeyCanada> well there's a facepalm for the ages
[03:23] <Gruen> jesselton: the girl in white *is* HC

[Hockey Canada]

[13:35] <Oli> because there are other ways to promote Quebec independence than by hating Canada
[13:35] <Uiri> lol
[13:35] <Nanwe> like?
[13:35] <Uiri> hating America?
[13:36] <Oli> because I don't hate Canada; I'd rather have a country of my own in which I can speak French without running the risk of being chased by KKK dudes in Alberta
[13:36] <Uiri> hating the English language?
[13:36] <HC|Market> [13:35] <Uiri> hating America? <--- that's called "promoting world peace"
[13:36] <Kose|Turkiye> lol HC
[13:36] <Oli> lol
[13:36] * Uiri curses
[13:36] <Nanwe> xD

[Krytenia]

Well hello, kitty...

[01:22] * Aalnordhavn throws a Barbie Girl dildo at James|Midlonia
[01:22] <Aalnordhavn> :|
[01:22] * James|Midlonia deflects it to Zwangzug
[01:22] <Aalnordhavn> I'll bet that accessory never made the shelves
[01:22] <James|Midlonia> Bet it did
[01:22] <James|Midlonia> If Hello Kitty did, Barbie did somewhere.
[01:22] <HockeyCanada> they make hello kitty dildos?
[01:22] <James|Midlonia> yes?
[01:23] <HockeyCanada> sweet
[01:23] <HockeyCanada> brb then
[01:23] =-= HockeyCanada is now known as HC|Out
[01:23] <James|Midlonia> XD
[01:23] <James|Midlonia> Not sure how to respond to that
[01:25] <James|Midlonia> Video killed the radio star, and Aal and HC managed to kill the chat.