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Nationstatelandsville
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:09 pm

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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Founded: May 31, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:18 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:We were just outside the building.


NEI still needs to, and possibly a couple others. Once they've been taken care of I'll continue, unless you were planning on fucking with all of us and making the entire acquisition scene pointless.

Alright, continue when you're ready.

You can railroad us now or wait for Mark's friends and the supplies to arrive.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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The Nuclear Fist
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Posts: 28441
Founded: May 02, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:19 pm

Rupudska wrote:Catrin has an FAL. Like a BOSS.

Olegsandr has a tactical crossbow and a titanium sword-cane. Like a BOSS.
Last edited by The Nuclear Fist on Saturday January 13, 1254 9:19 pm, edited 86,744 times in total.


Creative Vikings wrote:Vlad: A merciful death to your crops and cattle
Vester wrote:Well here's to you killing children where ever you roam
Alidina wrote:You would of course have to dissect and study the local wildlife to get the necessary knowledge for reevolving your people, But something tells me you would enjoy that TNF
Nat wrote:You're the exact opposite of a role model, and that's why we love you
Erinkita wrote:You're too good for this world
Yalos wrote:I'm glad we have people like you to brighten our days
Nightkill wrote:I trust Vlad's wisdom.
Alexlantis wrote:Death is a lie that Vlad has conquered.


Ulthrannia: We got to talk about your addiction to Stonehenge

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Rupudska
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Founded: Sep 16, 2010
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:20 pm

Still not an FAL.

Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.

That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Economic Left/Right: -0.62 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.64
oh em gee| Best thread ever.|Strike Witches
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Jaakola Motors AG
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Aliana wrote:You should be ashamed. The Mexican people have a fine and beautiful culture, especially in sports. Like fence jumping.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:21 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Alright, continue when you're ready.

You can railroad us now or wait for Mark's friends and the supplies to arrive.

Hey hey, G said you can do whatever you want in San Francisco, and he didn't lie. Shit will go when the supplies arrive, but I'm railroading you into any particular thing other than stay in the city and find the Viper in thirty days.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:22 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Catrin has an FAL. Like a BOSS.

Olegsandr has a tactical crossbow and a titanium sword-cane. Like a BOSS.

Damien has an AK-74. Like a PRINCIPAL.
"A joke is a very serious thing."

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Neo Arcad
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Founded: Jan 29, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:24 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Olegsandr has a tactical crossbow and a titanium sword-cane. Like a BOSS.

Damien has an AK-74. Like a PRINCIPAL.


Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

viewtopic.php?p=12669674#p12669674

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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The Nuclear Fist
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Founded: May 02, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:25 pm

Rupudska wrote:Still not an FAL.

Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.

That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.

More like an oddly specific denial.
Last edited by The Nuclear Fist on Saturday January 13, 1254 9:19 pm, edited 86,744 times in total.


Creative Vikings wrote:Vlad: A merciful death to your crops and cattle
Vester wrote:Well here's to you killing children where ever you roam
Alidina wrote:You would of course have to dissect and study the local wildlife to get the necessary knowledge for reevolving your people, But something tells me you would enjoy that TNF
Nat wrote:You're the exact opposite of a role model, and that's why we love you
Erinkita wrote:You're too good for this world
Yalos wrote:I'm glad we have people like you to brighten our days
Nightkill wrote:I trust Vlad's wisdom.
Alexlantis wrote:Death is a lie that Vlad has conquered.


Ulthrannia: We got to talk about your addiction to Stonehenge

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Rupudska
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Founded: Sep 16, 2010
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:28 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Still not an FAL.

Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.

That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.

More like an oddly specific denial.


So it's Clearly-asbestos-free-nope-not-one-chance-of-dying-from-asbestos-poisoning-if-you-eat-this Chocolate?
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Economic Left/Right: -0.62 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.64
oh em gee| Best thread ever.|Strike Witches
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Jaakola Motors AG
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Aliana wrote:You should be ashamed. The Mexican people have a fine and beautiful culture, especially in sports. Like fence jumping.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:29 pm

I now like Catrin for her opinion on American beer.
Now a Mentor, in defiance of peace and sanity. TG me if you need roleplay help.
Agri, watch Community.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:30 pm

Also, you're getting to know each other! Yay!
Now a Mentor, in defiance of peace and sanity. TG me if you need roleplay help.
Agri, watch Community.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Posts: 7166
Founded: May 31, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:30 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Damien has an AK-74. Like a PRINCIPAL.


Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.

<smacks you and everyone else not using specific weapons>

You sound stupid when you just say "AP SMG" or "AP pistol", like some kid who grew up playing Halo.

I'll keep Mark's a secret for now.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Posts: 58691
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:30 pm

Rupudska wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:More like an oddly specific denial.


So it's Clearly-asbestos-free-nope-not-one-chance-of-dying-from-asbestos-poisoning-if-you-eat-this Chocolate?


Olegsandr Tasmagambetov and the Totally Asbestos Free and Not Deadly At All Chocolate Factory!

We need to get Tim Burton on this, ASAP!
I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Metanih
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Founded: Jan 21, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Metanih » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm

I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm

Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.


To be fair, Vernon is preparing himself, but in a roundabout manner.
I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Rupudska
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Founded: Sep 16, 2010
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I now like Catrin for her opinion on American beer.


It's true, and it's something I know while being too young. Most Europeans agree that American beer (Specifically our pale ale) tastes either very watered-down, or like piss.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Economic Left/Right: -0.62 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.64
oh em gee| Best thread ever.|Strike Witches
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Jaakola Motors AG
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Aliana wrote:You should be ashamed. The Mexican people have a fine and beautiful culture, especially in sports. Like fence jumping.

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Zarkenis Ultima
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Founded: Feb 22, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:33 pm

Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.


I haz the Kukri...
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:37 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.


I haz the Kukri...

The power of the Hindus is in your one hand.
Now a Mentor, in defiance of peace and sanity. TG me if you need roleplay help.
Agri, watch Community.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:38 pm

Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.

As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.
Now a Mentor, in defiance of peace and sanity. TG me if you need roleplay help.
Agri, watch Community.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Neo Arcad
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Founded: Jan 29, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:39 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.

<smacks you and everyone else not using specific weapons>

You sound stupid when you just say "AP SMG" or "AP pistol", like some kid who grew up playing Halo.

I'll keep Mark's a secret for now.


Fine. A 5-7 and a P90. Are you happy? Maybe I should specify the type of machete? Or what brand of jeans he wears? You're like a Life Nazi.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

viewtopic.php?p=12669674#p12669674

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Neo Arcad
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Founded: Jan 29, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:39 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.

As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.


Oops, typo. He's from OS.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

viewtopic.php?p=12669674#p12669674

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:40 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.

As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.


Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.
Now a Mentor, in defiance of peace and sanity. TG me if you need roleplay help.
Agri, watch Community.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 58691
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:41 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.


You won't like Nightkill when he's angry. He gets all green and muscly and shit.
I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Neo Arcad
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Founded: Jan 29, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:41 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.


Yeah, I'm not a huge college ANYTHING fan, but I like OS much more. I've considered going there; if I didn't live in Maryland, I would.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

viewtopic.php?p=12669674#p12669674

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:42 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.


You won't like Nightkill when he's angry. He gets all green and muscly and shit.

Nightkill isn't a Pakistani. :palm:
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