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Nationstatelandsville
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:09 pm

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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:18 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:We were just outside the building.


NEI still needs to, and possibly a couple others. Once they've been taken care of I'll continue, unless you were planning on fucking with all of us and making the entire acquisition scene pointless.

Alright, continue when you're ready.

You can railroad us now or wait for Mark's friends and the supplies to arrive.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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The Nuclear Fist
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Founded: May 02, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:19 pm

Rupudska wrote:Catrin has an FAL. Like a BOSS.

Olegsandr has a tactical crossbow and a titanium sword-cane. Like a BOSS.
Creative Vikings wrote:Vote Vlad: A merciful death to your crops and cattle
Old Vester wrote:Well, here's to you killing children where ever you roam
Nana wrote:I'll call you The Fist of Satisfaction
Umbie wrote:Don't worry, even female horses are afraid of one that big. :0
Nationstatelandsville wrote:You are the exact opposite of a role model, and that's why we love you.
Erinkita wrote:You're too good for this world
Mavorpen wrote:If I weren't pro-choice, I would have your baby
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I trust Vlad's wisdom.
Alexlantis wrote:Death is a lie that Vlad has conquered.

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Rupudska
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:20 pm

Still not an FAL.

Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.

That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Holy...| Best thread ever.|Strike Witches
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

NERVUN wrote:I am going to have nightmares about this tonight. I know I am. And when, tomorrow, I come to NSG all grumpy from not sleeping due to nightmares of deranged pink bunny girls humping anything that moves and start banning people right and left, I'm going to blame YOU!

Aliana wrote:You should be ashamed. The Mexican people have a fine and beautiful culture, especially in sports. Like fence jumping.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:21 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Alright, continue when you're ready.

You can railroad us now or wait for Mark's friends and the supplies to arrive.

Hey hey, G said you can do whatever you want in San Francisco, and he didn't lie. Shit will go when the supplies arrive, but I'm railroading you into any particular thing other than stay in the city and find the Viper in thirty days.
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
Tiami is cool.
The Russian guy: American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Furthermore I think Carthage should be destroyed.
Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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New East Ireland
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:22 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Catrin has an FAL. Like a BOSS.

Olegsandr has a tactical crossbow and a titanium sword-cane. Like a BOSS.

Damien has an AK-74. Like a PRINCIPAL.
"A joke is a very serious thing."

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Neo Arcad
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:24 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Olegsandr has a tactical crossbow and a titanium sword-cane. Like a BOSS.

Damien has an AK-74. Like a PRINCIPAL.


Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Spreewerke wrote:Found my new comic book hero.
"Help, help! Timmy's stuck under the school bus and is bleeding internally and has AIDS!"
"SHUBADABLLE PUFFITY PAM GASIHGALSKAHSIG!!!"
*throws bus into oncoming traffic*
"Gee, thanks, PCP Man!"
"*screeches*"

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

viewtopic.php?p=12669674#p12669674

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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The Nuclear Fist
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:25 pm

Rupudska wrote:Still not an FAL.

Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.

That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.

More like an oddly specific denial.
Creative Vikings wrote:Vote Vlad: A merciful death to your crops and cattle
Old Vester wrote:Well, here's to you killing children where ever you roam
Nana wrote:I'll call you The Fist of Satisfaction
Umbie wrote:Don't worry, even female horses are afraid of one that big. :0
Nationstatelandsville wrote:You are the exact opposite of a role model, and that's why we love you.
Erinkita wrote:You're too good for this world
Mavorpen wrote:If I weren't pro-choice, I would have your baby
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I trust Vlad's wisdom.
Alexlantis wrote:Death is a lie that Vlad has conquered.

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Rupudska
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:28 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Rupudska wrote:Still not an FAL.

Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.

That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.

More like an oddly specific denial.


So it's Clearly-asbestos-free-nope-not-one-chance-of-dying-from-asbestos-poisoning-if-you-eat-this Chocolate?
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Holy...| Best thread ever.|Strike Witches
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Jaakola Motors AG
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

NERVUN wrote:I am going to have nightmares about this tonight. I know I am. And when, tomorrow, I come to NSG all grumpy from not sleeping due to nightmares of deranged pink bunny girls humping anything that moves and start banning people right and left, I'm going to blame YOU!

Aliana wrote:You should be ashamed. The Mexican people have a fine and beautiful culture, especially in sports. Like fence jumping.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:29 pm

I now like Catrin for her opinion on American beer.
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Inchland might or might not have been here.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
Tiami is cool.
The Russian guy: American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Furthermore I think Carthage should be destroyed.
Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:30 pm

Also, you're getting to know each other! Yay!
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Inchland might or might not have been here.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
Tiami is cool.
The Russian guy: American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Furthermore I think Carthage should be destroyed.
Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Founded: May 31, 2011
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:30 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Damien has an AK-74. Like a PRINCIPAL.


Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.

<smacks you and everyone else not using specific weapons>

You sound stupid when you just say "AP SMG" or "AP pistol", like some kid who grew up playing Halo.

I'll keep Mark's a secret for now.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:30 pm

Rupudska wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:More like an oddly specific denial.


So it's Clearly-asbestos-free-nope-not-one-chance-of-dying-from-asbestos-poisoning-if-you-eat-this Chocolate?


Olegsandr Tasmagambetov and the Totally Asbestos Free and Not Deadly At All Chocolate Factory!

We need to get Tim Burton on this, ASAP!
I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Metanih
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Founded: Jan 21, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Metanih » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm

I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm

Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.


To be fair, Vernon is preparing himself, but in a roundabout manner.
I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Rupudska
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Founded: Sep 16, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I now like Catrin for her opinion on American beer.


It's true, and it's something I know while being too young. Most Europeans agree that American beer (Specifically our pale ale) tastes either very watered-down, or like piss.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Holy...| Best thread ever.|Strike Witches
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Jaakola Motors AG
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

NERVUN wrote:I am going to have nightmares about this tonight. I know I am. And when, tomorrow, I come to NSG all grumpy from not sleeping due to nightmares of deranged pink bunny girls humping anything that moves and start banning people right and left, I'm going to blame YOU!

Aliana wrote:You should be ashamed. The Mexican people have a fine and beautiful culture, especially in sports. Like fence jumping.

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Zarkenis Ultima
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Founded: Feb 22, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:33 pm

Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.


I haz the Kukri...
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:37 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.


I haz the Kukri...

The power of the Hindus is in your one hand.
✯[ Justice for NationStates: http://s4.zetaboards.com/UDL/index/ UDL
Inchland might or might not have been here.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
Tiami is cool.
The Russian guy: American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Furthermore I think Carthage should be destroyed.
Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:38 pm

Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.

As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.
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Inchland might or might not have been here.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
Tiami is cool.
The Russian guy: American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Furthermore I think Carthage should be destroyed.
Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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Neo Arcad
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Founded: Jan 29, 2011
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:39 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.

<smacks you and everyone else not using specific weapons>

You sound stupid when you just say "AP SMG" or "AP pistol", like some kid who grew up playing Halo.

I'll keep Mark's a secret for now.


Fine. A 5-7 and a P90. Are you happy? Maybe I should specify the type of machete? Or what brand of jeans he wears? You're like a Life Nazi.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Spreewerke wrote:Found my new comic book hero.
"Help, help! Timmy's stuck under the school bus and is bleeding internally and has AIDS!"
"SHUBADABLLE PUFFITY PAM GASIHGALSKAHSIG!!!"
*throws bus into oncoming traffic*
"Gee, thanks, PCP Man!"
"*screeches*"

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

viewtopic.php?p=12669674#p12669674

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Neo Arcad
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:39 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.

As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.


Oops, typo. He's from OS.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Spreewerke wrote:Found my new comic book hero.
"Help, help! Timmy's stuck under the school bus and is bleeding internally and has AIDS!"
"SHUBADABLLE PUFFITY PAM GASIHGALSKAHSIG!!!"
*throws bus into oncoming traffic*
"Gee, thanks, PCP Man!"
"*screeches*"

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

viewtopic.php?p=12669674#p12669674

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Father Knows Best State

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:40 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.

As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.


Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.
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Inchland might or might not have been here.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
Tiami is cool.
The Russian guy: American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Furthermore I think Carthage should be destroyed.
Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:41 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.


You won't like Nightkill when he's angry. He gets all green and muscly and shit.
I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

http://bowtiesarefantastic.wordpress.com Oh look! A blog! And I'm updating again!

viewtopic.php?f=31&t=229631 SPACE JAIL!

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Neo Arcad
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Founded: Jan 29, 2011
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:41 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.


Yeah, I'm not a huge college ANYTHING fan, but I like OS much more. I've considered going there; if I didn't live in Maryland, I would.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Spreewerke wrote:Found my new comic book hero.
"Help, help! Timmy's stuck under the school bus and is bleeding internally and has AIDS!"
"SHUBADABLLE PUFFITY PAM GASIHGALSKAHSIG!!!"
*throws bus into oncoming traffic*
"Gee, thanks, PCP Man!"
"*screeches*"

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

viewtopic.php?p=12669674#p12669674

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:42 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.


You won't like Nightkill when he's angry. He gets all green and muscly and shit.

Nightkill isn't a Pakistani. :palm:
"A joke is a very serious thing."

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