
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:09 pm

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:18 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:We were just outside the building.
NEI still needs to, and possibly a couple others. Once they've been taken care of I'll continue, unless you were planning on fucking with all of us and making the entire acquisition scene pointless.
Alright, continue when you're ready.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by The Nuclear Fist » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:19 pm
Rupudska wrote:Catrin has an FAL. Like a BOSS.
Creative Vikings wrote:Vote Vlad: A merciful death to your crops and cattle
Old Vester wrote:Well, here's to you killing children where ever you roam
Nana wrote:I'll call you The Fist of Satisfaction
Umbie wrote:Don't worry, even female horses are afraid of one that big. :0
Nationstatelandsville wrote:You are the exact opposite of a role model, and that's why we love you.
Erinkita wrote:You're too good for this world
Mavorpen wrote:If I weren't pro-choice, I would have your baby
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I trust Vlad's wisdom.
Alexlantis wrote:Death is a lie that Vlad has conquered.

by Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:20 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
NERVUN wrote:I am going to have nightmares about this tonight. I know I am. And when, tomorrow, I come to NSG all grumpy from not sleeping due to nightmares of deranged pink bunny girls humping anything that moves and start banning people right and left, I'm going to blame YOU!
Aliana wrote:You should be ashamed. The Mexican people have a fine and beautiful culture, especially in sports. Like fence jumping.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:21 pm
Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".


by Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:24 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Spreewerke wrote:Found my new comic book hero.
"Help, help! Timmy's stuck under the school bus and is bleeding internally and has AIDS!"
"SHUBADABLLE PUFFITY PAM GASIHGALSKAHSIG!!!"
*throws bus into oncoming traffic*
"Gee, thanks, PCP Man!"
"*screeches*"
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by The Nuclear Fist » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:25 pm
Rupudska wrote:Still not an FAL.
Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.
That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.
Creative Vikings wrote:Vote Vlad: A merciful death to your crops and cattle
Old Vester wrote:Well, here's to you killing children where ever you roam
Nana wrote:I'll call you The Fist of Satisfaction
Umbie wrote:Don't worry, even female horses are afraid of one that big. :0
Nationstatelandsville wrote:You are the exact opposite of a role model, and that's why we love you.
Erinkita wrote:You're too good for this world
Mavorpen wrote:If I weren't pro-choice, I would have your baby
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I trust Vlad's wisdom.
Alexlantis wrote:Death is a lie that Vlad has conquered.

by Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:28 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
NERVUN wrote:I am going to have nightmares about this tonight. I know I am. And when, tomorrow, I come to NSG all grumpy from not sleeping due to nightmares of deranged pink bunny girls humping anything that moves and start banning people right and left, I'm going to blame YOU!
Aliana wrote:You should be ashamed. The Mexican people have a fine and beautiful culture, especially in sports. Like fence jumping.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:29 pm
Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:30 pm
Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:30 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:30 pm

by Metanih » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm

by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm
Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.

by Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I now like Catrin for her opinion on American beer.
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
NERVUN wrote:I am going to have nightmares about this tonight. I know I am. And when, tomorrow, I come to NSG all grumpy from not sleeping due to nightmares of deranged pink bunny girls humping anything that moves and start banning people right and left, I'm going to blame YOU!
Aliana wrote:You should be ashamed. The Mexican people have a fine and beautiful culture, especially in sports. Like fence jumping.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:33 pm
Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:37 pm
Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:38 pm
Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

by Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:39 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Neo Arcad wrote:
Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.
<smacks you and everyone else not using specific weapons>
You sound stupid when you just say "AP SMG" or "AP pistol", like some kid who grew up playing Halo.
I'll keep Mark's a secret for now.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Spreewerke wrote:Found my new comic book hero.
"Help, help! Timmy's stuck under the school bus and is bleeding internally and has AIDS!"
"SHUBADABLLE PUFFITY PAM GASIHGALSKAHSIG!!!"
*throws bus into oncoming traffic*
"Gee, thanks, PCP Man!"
"*screeches*"
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:39 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.
As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Spreewerke wrote:Found my new comic book hero.
"Help, help! Timmy's stuck under the school bus and is bleeding internally and has AIDS!"
"SHUBADABLLE PUFFITY PAM GASIHGALSKAHSIG!!!"
*throws bus into oncoming traffic*
"Gee, thanks, PCP Man!"
"*screeches*"
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:40 pm
Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:41 pm

by Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:41 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Spreewerke wrote:Found my new comic book hero.
"Help, help! Timmy's stuck under the school bus and is bleeding internally and has AIDS!"
"SHUBADABLLE PUFFITY PAM GASIHGALSKAHSIG!!!"
*throws bus into oncoming traffic*
"Gee, thanks, PCP Man!"
"*screeches*"
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

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