"All the other candidates are scrubs. Vote Eura or get rekt. JUST DO IT." - Shia LaBeouf
He then broke into his famous monologue out of sheer passion for the Euran/NS Sport/RPer cause.
Dismissing claims of any sort of late push to get on the ballot, Eura answered reporters with this quote:
"...ladies and gentlemen of NationStates, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this election? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this election! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a candidate promoting a campaign, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that voting booth deliberatin' and conjugatin' the choice between voting for dumbass raiders or an African dictator, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed electorate, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must vote Eura! #Eura2016."
We rest our case. We've also bolded everything to show we really mean it. VOTE EURA!
