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Applebania
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Vote for a power-hungry bastard!

Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:47 am

So, I have a dispatch. Basically, I want you all to vote for me so I can brutally oppress you.

Thanks!

Applebania.
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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:59 am

Vote for me instead, and you can get anime girls without brutal oppression!
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Applebania
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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:02 am

Barapam wrote:Vote for me instead, and you can get anime girls without brutal oppression!

Oh goddammit, you can't have smug anime girls without brutal oppression! Basic rule of life!
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Stormaen
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Postby Stormaen » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:03 am

Or, y'know, everyone could come round to Canada and chill with a beer and a doughnut in nature and stuff. It's cool.

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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:06 am

Applebania wrote:
Barapam wrote:Vote for me instead, and you can get anime girls without brutal oppression!

Oh goddammit, you can't have smug anime girls without brutal oppression! Basic rule of life!

I beg to differ.
"nah man the path to true freedom is tsarist national bolshevik posadist monarchism with Japanese influence as is practised in Barapam." - Vladilan

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Arcturus Novus
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Postby Arcturus Novus » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:07 am

A vote for Auremena is a vote for dank memes! Also booze.
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Applebania
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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:09 am

Barapam wrote:
Applebania wrote:Oh goddammit, you can't have smug anime girls without brutal oppression! Basic rule of life!

I beg to differ.

Well, you're wrong.

*Hits button*

Get down here, DIO! (JJBA Part 3 spoilers)
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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:13 am

Applebania wrote:
Barapam wrote:I beg to differ.

Well, you're wrong.

*Hits button*

Get down here, DIO! (JJBA Part 3 spoilers)

Cuter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU_EA6V2Kes

#votebarapam2016
"nah man the path to true freedom is tsarist national bolshevik posadist monarchism with Japanese influence as is practised in Barapam." - Vladilan

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Applebania
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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:20 am

Barapam wrote:
Applebania wrote:Well, you're wrong.

*Hits button*

Get down here, DIO! (JJBA Part 3 spoilers)

Cuter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU_EA6V2Kes

#votebarapam2016


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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMUG
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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:22 am

Applebania wrote:
Barapam wrote:Cuter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU_EA6V2Kes

#votebarapam2016


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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMUG

I can definetely handle it. The above is a good example of exactly what I want to promote!
"nah man the path to true freedom is tsarist national bolshevik posadist monarchism with Japanese influence as is practised in Barapam." - Vladilan

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Applebania
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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:36 am

Barapam wrote:
Applebania wrote:
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMUG

I can definetely handle it. The above is a good example of exactly what I want to promote!

I've already dropped a steamroller on you. Am I going to have to do it again?
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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:43 am

Applebania wrote:
Barapam wrote:I can definetely handle it. The above is a good example of exactly what I want to promote!

I've already dropped a steamroller on you. Am I going to have to do it again?

Here, have an apple:

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Applebania
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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:44 am

Barapam wrote:
Applebania wrote:I've already dropped a steamroller on you. Am I going to have to do it again?

Here, have an apple:

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*Eats the Apple* Thanks!
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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:50 am

You're most welcome! ^^
"nah man the path to true freedom is tsarist national bolshevik posadist monarchism with Japanese influence as is practised in Barapam." - Vladilan

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Applebania
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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:07 am

The Applebania World Order is back in the second round!
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Applebania
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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:20 am

Do you want to shut up and do what I say? Well then vote Applebania!
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States of Glory
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Postby States of Glory » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:21 am

Look at this oppressive dictator! Vote States of Glory and fight for the common good!
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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:24 am

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Applebania
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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:28 am

Barapam wrote:(Image)

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Applebania
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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:35 am

States of Glory wrote:Look at this oppressive dictator! Vote States of Glory and fight for the common good!

The common good of me running everything and steamrolling everyone who disagrees? I agree, fight for the common good!
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States of Glory
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Postby States of Glory » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:36 am

Applebania wrote:The common good of me running everything and steamrolling everyone who disagrees? I agree, fight for the common good!

Fight against oppression, vote States of Glory!
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Applebania
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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:38 am

States of Glory wrote:
Applebania wrote:The common good of me running everything and steamrolling everyone who disagrees? I agree, fight for the common good!

Fight against oppression, vote States of Glory!

Why fight against oppression, when you could be gloriously ruled by an megalomaniacal evil bastard?
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States of Glory
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Postby States of Glory » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:39 am

Applebania wrote:Why fight against oppression, when you could be gloriously ruled by an megalomaniacal evil bastard?

Why be ruled by one person when we can be ruled by the collective?
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Applebania
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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:40 am

States of Glory wrote:
Applebania wrote:Why fight against oppression, when you could be gloriously ruled by an megalomaniacal evil bastard?

Why be ruled by one person when we can be ruled by the collective?

Because fuck you, that's why.
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Spindle
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Postby Spindle » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:41 am

Well, at least this one's being honest as to their intentions.
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