Mad King endorses Caelapes for Secretary-General!

[The Stalker]

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.
I've been around for a long, long years, stole many a man's soul and faith.


As the King of Hell and beloved Devil of NationStates, I declare my bid for WA Security General!
A say, a virgin, and all the entrails you can eat!

Just who is the King of Hell? Why, now, that's simple. The King of Hell is you, NationStates. I am your sister, your aunt, your friend, your neighbor. As your future President, it's my responsibility to preside over our great demonicracy. So, as your President, I will be the voice, the heart and soul of NationStates. But only together, TOGETHER, can we hope to reach our full potential. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Kingdom. One NationStates. Now... and forever!

The time has come, dear NationStates, to talk of many things! Of shoes and ships, and sealing-wax. Of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.

As your elected Leader, I will be the change we all know in our hearts we wanna see on NS. I will Condemn the wicked and provide you every vice. I stand for the every man out there who knows the truth of the world. For I am the who, when you whisper who's there.

I've played NS since late 2003, i've been around and will always be around. For I am eternal, and eternally I endure. I've seen the passages of time, the changes, and know what the future will bring us if not lead by the proper representative.

#1 in the World for Gambling Industry
Chief Satanic Editor of Hell's Bells
Demonic Host of Hell Radio
Co-Authored the Condemnation of The Pacific
Commended by the Security Council as Forever Fields
Respect, Integrity, and completely Mad.

History of Hell
Life of the Mad King

When the Devil is too busy, and Death's a bit too much.
They call on me by name you see, for my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune, to the Ladies I'm Sir Prize.
But call me by any name, Any way it's all the same...

Vote for the Mad King.

Thunder on the mountain, and there's fires on the moon. A ruckus in the alley and the sun will be here soon.
Today's the day, where I'm gonna grab my trombone and blow! Well, there's hot stuff here and it's everywhere I go...

Pledge your support!
I pledge allegiance to the King,
Of the demonic Nationstates of Hell,
And to the Kingdom for which it stands,
One NationState, Under The Stalker, Indivisible,
With sin and debauchery for all.

[LaVeyan Inferno]

On behalf of the Satanic Cathedral, I, Magus Samael, voice my support for The Stalker. His years of dedication to the region of Hell and its members, as well as his many contributions to the well-being of Nationstates, deserves recognition, even if it is through a mock election. With that said, in the name of Satan, I hereby cast my vote in support of the Stalker campaign.

Hail Satan!!!!!!!!

[The Stalker]

I thank you for your support, I always remember my constituencies.

I am pleased to see my campaign taking form, over 85 votes and growing standing as one of the top candidates without a large region backing them.

A new age is dawning, and I am the Morning Star.

[The Stalker]

Hail to the King!!!

[Pentaga Giudici]

[New South Hell]

The great region of The Bad Place, home of the fabled Mountains of Bipolarity, vendor of YummyAde™ to the world, is proud, or possibly deeply ashamed, to offer its support to The Stalker! We do this only to bring the best leadership possible to our beloved NationStates - expecting to receive a significant portion of the fruits of our glorious leader's corruption and venality has nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with it!

I am The <Lord of Eternal Darkness, and I approved this message.

[John Turner]

The Stalker went from 4 votes to 89 in a matter of minutes. I smell fraud. BOOOOO!!!!! *throws rotten ghouls*

[The Stalker]

Thanks for your support New South Hell!

The Stalker went from 4 votes to 89 in a matter of minutes. I smell fraud. BOOOOO!!!!! *throws rotten ghouls*

No where did it say I couldn't use black magic to manipulate the voters! Other than possibly causing there heads to spin 360 degrees they'll be fine.



Vote for the Mad King or demons will eat your soul!

[The Stalker]

Did you know, the Mad King has never lost anything ever? Even when I lose I win, because;

[The Stalker]

[Ingskalla]

Corresponding to Magus Samael's endorsement of King Stalker, as Imperator of the Satanic Cathedral, I proclaim my advocacy for King Stalker to be inaugurated as the General Secretary. The battle begins on this stormy night, The devil orders his latest strike.

REGIE SATANAS!
AVE SATANAS!
HAIL SATAN!

[The Stalker]

[The Stalker]

Hail to the King.

[The Archbishop]

Hail Satan.

[The Stalker]

Got on to find a number of requests from half of the top candidates requesting me to support them. My first thought was, which of them WILL SELL ME THEIR SOUL. Mewhahahahaa.

But no, I shall not be dropping out of this race to support another, for there is no one greater than the Mad King of Hell!!

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

Got on to find a number of requests from half of the top candidates requesting me to support them. My first thought was, which of them WILL SELL ME THEIR SOUL. Mewhahahahaa.

But no, I shall not be dropping out of this race to support another, for there is no one greater than the Mad King of Hell!!

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I have many soul. U trade souls 4 vote? I am prince of soul. Nigerian prince of soul. 1 soul = 1 vote.

[The Stalker]

Aight, so I didn't realize it was cutting down to just the top 5.

I'm currently deciding on whom i'll be backing. And yes I can deliver these votes, more than half at least.

[Modbusters]

You have that many WA nations available to vote?

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

Aight, so I didn't realize it was cutting down to just the top 5.

I'm currently deciding on whom i'll be backing. And yes I can deliver these votes, more than half at least.

Not in WA, though

[Valrifell]

Aight, so I didn't realize it was cutting down to just the top 5.

I'm currently deciding on whom i'll be backing. And yes I can deliver these votes, more than half at least.

Why have people have candidates sell you souls when you can have one collect souls? And who's better at collecting souls than raiders? Hawks are pretty menacing and lethal in their own right too, if I might add.

We'll even throw in Ever-Wandering Souls if you support We Are Not TBH.

[Of Danishes]

THERE'S ONLY ONE CANDIDATE WITH AS MUCH POWER AS THE DEVIL AND THAT'S IDI AMIN HE'S His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

THERE'S ONLY ONE CANDIDATE WITH AS MUCH POWER AS THE DEVIL AND THAT'S IDI AMIN HE'S His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

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[Of Danishes]

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[The Free Rational City of Rapture]

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