NEW CARD SUBMISSIONS (and guidelines)

by **Schiltzberg** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:23 pm

In the beginning, God created ___.

by **Respubliko de Libereco** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:24 pm

White cards:
iambic pentameter
the problem of induction
compatibilism
terrorism in the name of Esperanto
conlangers

Black cards:
Unfortunately, society is still rife with prejudice against _________.

by **Guadalupador** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:24 pm

"Springtime for ____"

by **Schiltzberg** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:25 pm

Sports announcer: "And that will be a two minute penalty for ____."

by **Rhodevus** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:25 pm

May the _____ be ever in your favour!

by **The Campbell Nation** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:27 pm

White:
War against bigtopia
New telegram
Waking up in TRR
Capitalist pig-dogs
Pinko commies
Jingoistic tin-pot dictatorship
Cheese eating surrender-me's

Black:
NS is more than a game, it's <blank>
Following new legislation, <blank> is legal
Following new legislation, <blank> is illegal
The mods are a bunch of biased <blank>!
What? I didn't know <blank> was/were against the rules!

by **Astrolinium** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:27 pm

Catherine Gratwick
A Balloon with Max Barry's Face On It
The warm and looming embrace of DEAT
Suspiciously Edible Plant Life

by **Northern Sunrise Islands** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:28 pm

White Cards
Marvel's legal team
Subcelebrity from YouTube
Deleted Articles from Wikipedia
My old Mathematics teacher
Some stupid dog
The Rock
Some rock
The Flinstones
Favelas at Rio de Janeiro
Body Odor
Taking a Bath

Black Cards
<noun> was a random Sub-Character from old Tom & Jerry cartoons.
I don't care, Jimmy. <noun> doesn't exist!
That's what made the Rolling Stones good: <noun>.
We can't overdose the <noun>: It might blow up!

by **Albul II** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:29 pm

white cards:
White people
the Beast with two backs

by **Guadalupador** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:34 pm

"Darn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a ___"

by **The Deutsch Volk** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:37 pm

Black Cards:

I'll have you know that our nation ranks Number One in ______!
I choose you, ______!
No one expected that Adolf Hitler was alive and well, disguised as _______.
Scientists in the Large Hadron Collider have discovered a new element, called _____ium.
When Putin disappeared, it was actually so that he could ______.
Announcing Nationstates 2; with added _____!
Only our nation had realised the tactical usage of _______.
Save us ______, you're our only hope!
What do you mean, that we can't ______!
You've activated my ______ card!
How to recognise different types of _____ from quite a long way away.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's _____man!
Poland can into ______!

White Cards:

Pie-throwing competitions
Joseph Stalin
A flamenco dancer
Militant Socialism
Fascist Terrorists in Nazi Germany
Healing the Great Schism
Wars over Pacifism
Radiation poisoning
Rabbits
Literally Hitler
75,000,000 Chinese soldiers charging with bayonets
Non-Explosive Explosives
The Queen's Corgis being abducted by Aliens
An existential crisis
California
The entirety of Poland being teleported to the moon's surface
Sentient Bricks
Time-travelling roman legions
Doctor Who, Where, What, Why and When

by **Western Vale Confederacy** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:39 pm

One white card:

Airship crashes

by **Babylatia** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:39 pm

White Cards:
"Communism."
"Face licking."
"Potato chips."
"One thousand babies."
"Error 404"
"My nation."
"Nuclear Arsenal."
"Misread Acronyms."
"Nopeland."
"Pointless Arguments."
"The Fallacy Fallacy."

Black Cards:
"Who wins, Humans or ___?"
"The newest blockbuster came out; it is about: ___ "
"A new study suggests climate change is actually caused by: ____ "
"What do you make a statue of in your nation? ___"
"___ proves that Aliens exist."
"What was the apocalypse caused by? ____"

by **Guadalupador** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:41 pm

Algernop Krieger
Oktoberfest
Rogue Squadron
The Jarl of Whiterun
A very thin napkin
Lightsabers
Solid Snake
Forty Cakes

by **United Provinces of Atlantica** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:41 pm

White card:

What?

by **Confederate Ramenia** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:42 pm

Hi, I'm _____

by **Prusslandia** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:43 pm

Your Mom is a ____________

by **Altruistic Paladins** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:44 pm

White Cards:

TV Tropes
a character alignment argument
meddling kids
Scooby Doo
Mary Sue
a chaotic neutral party member
a techno viking
thrash metal played at maximum volume
Mythbusters
Epic Rap Battles of History

Black Cards:

Meet the new boss, ______.
Remember ______? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for ______.
The #1 album on the charts was performed by ______.
It will take more than ______ to fix that.
The hottest movie of last year will be getting a sequel aptly titled _______ 2: Electric Boogaloo.

by **Confederate Ramenia** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:45 pm

White card: Ancient Aliens
Alien abduction
Aliens
Alien probing

by **Babylatia** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:46 pm

White Cards:
"Medical Marijuana."
"FOOLISH MORTALS."

Black Cards:
"I know what you are, but what am I? ___"
"Hitler actually fell because: ___"
"They had plastic surgery, because they were attacked by: ____"
"ALL HAIL ___."
"In reality, ___ is a great idea."
"Oh noes! I blew up my ___!"
"Now because of ___, my face hurts."
"___ never should have existed."

by **Albul II** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:47 pm

White card:

Cunning Linguists

by **Confederate Ramenia** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:48 pm

Albul II wrote:White card:

Cunning Linguists

Lmao this needs to go in

by **Confederate Ramenia** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:49 pm

White card:

Neoplatonism
The Form of the Good
The Academy
Plato
Socrates
Philosopher-Kings

by **South Germany and Austria** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:56 pm

White card:
a mixtape

by **The Siblings** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:57 pm

White Card suggestion:
A time traveler who may or may not be a medical professional

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