Invest the Family Way - Invest in the Dominion!

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

So I hear you're all scurrying to find the best way to manage this new resource. Luckily for you, my associates and I are old hands at this.

Never think that simply because there are a few faster out of the gate that they have the leading edge. If you want results, The Dominion, and our Families have always been a winning investment.

Let's just say that, it'd be a shame if you were to ah, invest in the wrong enterprise. Wouldn't you say?

Invest now.

Invest DLN.

[Oyada]

As an established complete idiot ByteCoin investment consultant, I can not even remotely honestly very confidently say that the Dominion represents an excellent opportunity for substantial kickbacks investment.

- Louis van Misers, Chairman of the Oyadan Anti-Central Bank, Colonel-in-Chief of the 233rd (Blankshire and Noneshire) Rifles and the 45th (Unicorn) Hussars.

[Esternial]

Ah, good that I've found you. Here is my offer:

I'll give you 120 coins if you use an alpaca as a flag for 10 days.

Extend this offer to all your fellow Mods. I'll be looking for them.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Ah, good that I've found you. Here is my offer:

I'll give you 120 coins if you use an alpaca as a flag for 10 days.

Extend this offer to all your fellow Mods. I'll be looking for them.

Send me the 120, and I will change it for 10 days as of April 2nd, once I wake up and log in.

[Esternial]

Ah, good that I've found you. Here is my offer:

I'll give you 120 coins if you use an alpaca as a flag for 10 days.

Extend this offer to all your fellow Mods. I'll be looking for them.

Send me the 120, and I will change it for 10 days as of April 2nd, once I wake up and log in.

Funds allocated. Thank you for joining the Alpaca Conglomerate!

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Send me the 120, and I will change it for 10 days as of April 2nd, once I wake up and log in.

Funds allocated. Thank you for joining the Alpaca Conglomerate!

Eeeeexcellent. I shall find an appropriate image.

[Kryozerkia]

Ah, good that I've found you. Here is my offer:

I'll give you 120 coins if you use an alpaca as a flag for 10 days.

Extend this offer to all your fellow Mods. I'll be looking for them.

What a pitiful offer. Especially as my flag is vastly superior to yours.

[Esternial]

Ah, good that I've found you. Here is my offer:

I'll give you 120 coins if you use an alpaca as a flag for 10 days.

Extend this offer to all your fellow Mods. I'll be looking for them.

What a pitiful offer. Especially as my flag is vastly superior to yours.

I've got more frames than you.

[Kryozerkia]

What a pitiful offer. Especially as my flag is vastly superior to yours.

I've got more frames than you.

Yes but yours isn't evil enough.

[Esternial]

I've got more frames than you.

Yes but yours isn't evil enough.

Well...ehh...well, yours is too ambiguous! Maybe the cat is just moving the toiletpaper up and down and ultimately not accomplishing anything!

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Bah. Enough with the flagwaving. Make with the money, folks. Let's tip the scales on the puppetmasters and usual suspects, and do something different for a change.

Invest now - invest DLN.

[Ganja-Lord Tupac]

No

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

No

We know where you sleep. Let's hope it ain't with da fishies after this.

[Ganja-Lord Tupac]

I love fish! Thanks!

[Kajal]

The Federated Imperium is curious why anyone wouldn't trust the Dominion... And of course, as the bytecoin protocol is limited in certain ways, we'd be more than happy to offer our services to the Dominion to safeguard their own funds

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

The Federated Imperium is curious why anyone wouldn't trust the Dominion... And of course, as the bytecoin protocol is limited in certain ways, we'd be more than happy to offer our services to the Dominion to safeguard their own funds

We have a longstanding tradition of security, and the services thereof - though we thank our good ally for the offer.

As it stands, we are relying on Genovese Securities for our additional needs. We have enjoyed a mutually profitable relationship and hope to continue that tradition.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

So far, not so bad. Several of our investors have been making some purchases to increase their mining ability, and others are simply quietly investing. One in particular more than others - again, our thanks.

I see many have still chosen to go the way of the easily-swayed, the path oft-trodden, and other such thoughts. Hopefully, your faith will not be ... betrayed. There have been a few unfavorable exchanges take place here and there. It'd be a shame were things to ah, go south for you that way.

Yep, damn shame.

[Anhur]

Officials at over here at the Anhurian Hegemony have decided to place 5,000,000 ByteCoins in your exchange for security.

[Kajal]

The Kajali Securities Commission extends its condolences to any who recently found themselves penniless in the aftermath of an organized effort that drove bytecoin values to 0.95/galac.

That said, we recently came into possession of bytecoin in volume, and would suggest to those able at the moment to invest before prices recover. Rumor has it a coordinated buy-in is set to occur within the hour. There's certainly nothing wrong with supplying the desired goods when that happens... especially if the going rate is a significant number of orders of magnitude larger than when you purchased!

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Oddly enough, our investments have been paying off in truckloads. We're happy to provide a safe place for your ByteCoins while you navigate the treacherous tradewaters.

It's a regular bloodbath on some points. The fishies eat well tonight.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Last check for the evening, shows us ranked at 55. Not bad all things considered. And a decidedly low rate of loss due to early speculation and early experimentations with permission.

Rest well - and remember, for a good night's sleep knowing your ByteCoins are safe, entrust DLN.

[Anhur]

To increase our safety net we have placed an additional 3,000,000,000,000,000 in this exchange.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Most excellent. We of course thank you for your confidence, and congratulate you on your trading success. Here's to a continued profitable venture, all around.

[Esternial]

April 2nd has struck, Dread Lady. Time to settle the score.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Gah, you are correct! Apologies, will make it the 10 from the hour it starts. Let me get that sorted.