First of all I wanna say it's so great to be here to today, and I promise I'm not going to talk about how the Secretary General election was rigged, totally fabricated by a corrupt media, a corrupt moderation team, and that corrupt [violet], such a nasty woman.
So let's talk about the Z word. Let's talk about RADICAL ZOMBIE TERRORISM. You know the other people won't mention the words, RADICAL ZOMBIE TERRORISM. Why? Why won't they say that? They're just words. What are they afraid of? Is it political correctness? Look, we gotta stop with this "political correctness". These zombies, they're bad, they're really bad. Their breath stinks, their skin is all, you know, have you seen their skin? And their hair? They're not like us. They're not one of us. I mean, okay, some of them used to be nice people. Maybe. But just look at them. Look at them! They're getting stronger and stronger, by the way, while our world gets weaker. You know why? Why the zombies are getting stronger while we all get weaker? One word. ZOMBIECARE. Zombiecare is a disaster. A disaster! And now, get this, they want you to put more money into it. More money! Why? To research a cure? Tell me, what happened to last year's cure? Or the year before that? So where's the money going? I'll tell you where I think it's going, but you're not gonna believe it. You're not gonna believe it. I think it's going straight to the radical zombie terrorists. Is that what you want? Is that what you want, your hard earned money going to some ZOMBIE who thinks he's entitled to your money, your medicine, your cure? What, so they can make more zombies? I tell you, this world has a problem. It's a big problem. Very big problem. The zombies have taken over, they're in our schools, in our governments, on the cyber, everywhere. We cannot let this evil continue. Our militaries are depleted, our leaders are corrupt, and I have a plan. I have a plan, it's my own plan, it's a secret, though, 'cause we don't want to tell the zombies what are plan is, how stupid is that, telling our enemies what our plan is to wipe them out? I have a plan, it's a secret plan, and the secret plan is to bomb the shit out of them, wipe them out, build up the military, send in the troops, find the zombies, line them up, no, don't even line them up, just shoot them in the head right there, there would be nothing left, one hundred percent, one thousand percent, all gone, and you know what? I can't tell you what. 'Cause it's a secret. It's time to make this world great again, and you can make this world great again, by helping us take out these zombie terrorists once and for all. Thank you, I love you, I love you all.
