/zg/ - Zombie General Thread

by **XKZ Coordination Office** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:21 am

The Alexanderians wrote:
XKZ Coordination Office wrote:*nibbles on your brains*

Silly zombie, there's only one person allowed to do that!

Can I haz your bwain?

by **The Alexanderians** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:21 am

XKZ Coordination Office wrote:
The Alexanderians wrote:Silly zombie, there's only one person allowed to do that!

Can I haz your bwain?

Are you a leggy German witch?

by **XKZ Coordination Office** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:23 am

I'm German. So, 1/3.

by **The Alexanderians** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:24 am

XKZ Coordination Office wrote:I'm German. So, 1/3.

Then you may smell me. Only Bailey gets to eat my brains, but every time I startle her it seems she just wants a hug >.>

by **The Manticoran Empire** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:25 am

My nation intends on a two fold operation: First, we are constructing a series of walls built from steel reinforced concrete, 100 meters high and 50 meters wide around our island nation. Second we are going to deploy a force of 3,686,400 soldiers to exterminate the walkers on their own ground. In the interest of protecting my people, my borders are closed. Anyone approaching the border will be shot on sight. Within my borders, a 20:00 curfew is being enforced. Anyone out after curfew is shot or detained. Anyone showing signs of infection is immediately terminated.

by **XKZ Coordination Office** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:32 am

The Alexanderians wrote:
XKZ Coordination Office wrote:I'm German. So, 1/3.

Then you may smell me. Only Bailey gets to eat my brains, but every time I startle her it seems she just wants a hug >.>

*grml*
Me wantz a snack.

by **The Alexanderians** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:56 am

XKZ Coordination Office wrote:
The Alexanderians wrote:Then you may smell me. Only Bailey gets to eat my brains, but every time I startle her it seems she just wants a hug >.>

*grml*
Me wantz a snack.

I'd tell you to go after some of the presidential candidates but you're probably not interested in weight watchers food.

by **Conscentia** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:45 pm

Jersey Republic wrote:im still stuck between exterminate and cure

Given that your defense is just 2.2%, exterminate won't work for you. Esp. since this year will have stronger zombies.
Your education and healthcare percentages are much higher, so you should definitely choose cure.

by **Fleischreich** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:49 pm

Given that my nations populace are mostly a bunch of laser wielding savages, I would say we are ready for any threat we may face.

by **Atomic Utopia** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:02 pm

So, who is ready to burn the world in nuclear fire to remove the pathetic zombie menace?

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:17 pm

I'm thinking of quarantining all the zombies to Alderney (since that state is a hell hole anyways) and may even start a service of collecting other nation's zombies so they don't have to deal with it, thoughts?

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:19 pm

I'm going to try and get a head on in zombie rights!

by **The Manticoran Empire** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:48 pm

Death to Quinslings!

by **Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:50 pm

there is a 130% chance that my nation will have a zombie at one point in this event and a 70% chance that it won't.

by **The Manticoran Empire** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 5:38 am

So, you're screwed.

by **Aquilaris** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:33 am

I'll be waiting this year too. The rotting corpses can rot all they want.

by **Zombie Brad Pitt** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:42 am

GRAAAAARRRR......

by **Shy Guyia** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:48 am

Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf wrote:there is a 130% chance that my nation will have a zombie at one point in this event and a 70% chance that it won't.

130% of the time it works, but it doesn't work all the time.
That doesn't make any sense.

by **New Mushroom Kingdom** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:47 pm

Anyone else twisting this to political ends? I will be using it to kill some zombies (and thus population) of some otherwise opposed nations.

by **Quanos** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:54 pm

So where IS that "zombie control" option located anyways?
Can't find it anywhere....

by **Aquilaris** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:57 pm

Quanos wrote:So where IS that "zombie control" option located anyways?
Can't find it anywhere....

It won't be there until the event starts.

by **North Campbell Nation** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:57 pm

Listening to "The Final Countdown" for the last minutes.

Quanos wrote:So where IS that "zombie control" option located anyways?
Can't find it anywhere....

Patience, young one. Still a few minutes to go.

by **The Nation of Ceneria** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:58 pm

Let the hordes come! They will all burn!

by **Almonaster Nuevo** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:03 pm

Well I can tell you one thing which is different - the initial level of infestation.

On previous occasions it started with a few cases and slowly ramped up. This time I have 1.5 billion right from the get-go.

by **Fvaarniimar** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:04 pm

Wait-where're the zombies? Are they being released gradually or something?

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