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Live Zombie Apocalypse Twitter feed

OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!
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Ghondra
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Live Zombie Apocalypse Twitter feed

Postby Ghondra » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:00 am

So this is a thread that I just thought up. The basic premise is simple, you take the Point of View of a citizen of your nation as the Zombie Apocalypse advances in their nation. The tone of the message will get increasingly darker as the thread progresses (and it will be even more incorrigible :p ) I'll start:

@AlanKent
just saw some people dressed up as Zahmbies man, theyr costume is so Awsome!
⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing ⚧
I'M A MEMBER OF THOUGHT CAFE
WE'RE THE AWESOMEST, COME CHECK US OUT

CURRENT STATUS: Splendid Isolation
IS A: Democratic Socialist, Liberal, ENTP/ENFP
Agrees on:
Gay Marriage, Civil Rights, Military Interventionism, Capitalism with Limits, Theory of Evolution, Equality for all, Free Education, and Universal Healthcare, Legalisation of Marijuana
Disagree on:
Militant Atheism, Wars of Aggression, Communism, Welfare to Parasites, Nazism, Fascism, Militarism.
Economic Left/Right: -3.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.13

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Zombie Fascists
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Posts: 185
Founded: Nov 09, 2013
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Postby Zombie Fascists » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:39 am

Image Tito Morti @TMorti

The Apocalypse is looming and a rally is held in my honour. Could this day get any better? #YOLO #SWAG
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The Extreme SCIENTISTS
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Posts: 21
Founded: Oct 29, 2013
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Postby The Extreme SCIENTISTS » Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:50 am

20 minutes ago
Locked my self in a science lab with a zombie In hopes to find a cure...
#NotTheBestIdea

Now
Whoooooow maaannn... I just injected myself with the wildest thing!!!
#NotTheCure #ISeeRainbowsMan

______☣Head of the Zombie Outbreak Response Team, (Z.O.R.T)☣____!_

Our leader: Dr Brett Finlay O'Donnell
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Servinta
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Founded: Jul 12, 2014
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Postby Servinta » Fri Oct 24, 2014 5:47 pm

ImageNiko Mashutov@nikomashutov

10 minutes ago
Counter charging the oncoming zombie hordes
#wishmeluck #YOLO
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The Greater Union Confederacy
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Founded: Sep 29, 2014
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Postby The Greater Union Confederacy » Fri Oct 24, 2014 6:14 pm

@PresidentMartinPhelps

May God be with you and let's be safe!
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Servinta
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Founded: Jul 12, 2014
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Postby Servinta » Fri Oct 24, 2014 6:23 pm

ImageNiko Mashutov@nikomashutov

10 minutes ago
Counter charge failed, hold up in barn house loft.
#Commissarlooksmad #Dudeincornerisshakingviolently
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The Campbell Nation
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Posts: 314
Founded: Jan 31, 2012
Libertarian Police State

Postby The Campbell Nation » Fri Oct 24, 2014 7:45 pm

4 Hours Ago
National Civil Defense (@CNCDS)
#Evacuation of quarantine starts 8am. W8 inside til help comes.
Last edited by The Campbell Nation on Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:43 am, edited 1 time in total.
Yes, my name is Campbell. Type 1 Diabetic restorative-class Cyborg.
Pro: Healthcare, education reform, social-democracy, Nordic model, "Creative Capitalism", Corporate-Social Responsibility, egalitarianism, vaccination
Against: Fascism, Stalinism, nativism, (US) Libertarianism, Laissez-Faire
On the Fence: Hate-Speech laws, Capital Punishment, Abortion, euthanasia, Involuntary quarantine
Socialist/Technocratic Parliamentary Federation. Very militaristic and scientific with a culture of persecution complex. Usually defensive, but won't hesitate to intervene for a worthy cause. Represented in the WA by North Campbell Nation

Long Live the Campbell Nation! Long live Neosituationism!
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New Pyrrhius
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Postby New Pyrrhius » Fri Oct 24, 2014 7:59 pm

Chainsaw attachments half off at cyberware shop. Got me a new combat armature. Zeds don't stand a chance.
#groovy
News of the Hour:
1000%!! I USED TO GIVE A FUCK
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◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤...
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The Extreme SCIENTISTS
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Founded: Oct 29, 2013
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Postby The Extreme SCIENTISTS » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:47 pm

Image Dr Brett Finlay O'Donnell @CrazyScientist
Still have not managed to get the cure... it seems everything I inject myself with just gets my high...
#INeedATestSubject #NowHiring #StuckInALabWithAZombie #Yolo

______☣Head of the Zombie Outbreak Response Team, (Z.O.R.T)☣____!_

Our leader: Dr Brett Finlay O'Donnell
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Lolloh
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Founded: Feb 15, 2013
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Postby Lolloh » Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:04 pm

@Crazy Scientist:
Test subjects? Well, me and my friends need something to do to help while we just sit around and cure everypony, so we'll volunteer! That's 1 animal from 24 different species volunteering for the position!
#What'sthepay? #We'rehelping #GoScience #Tyson
15, Social Democrat, Brony
Population is 135 million, plus 3 million in the colonies
National Army: 400,000 active (500,000 reserve)
Air Force: 100,000 active (200,000 reserve)
Navy: 200,000 active (400,000 reserve)
National Guard: 270,000 (all reserve)
Police Corps: 320,000 (paramilitary)
TOTAL: 2,400,000 (5.2/1000 active,17.8/1000 total)

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The Extreme SCIENTISTS
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Postby The Extreme SCIENTISTS » Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:22 pm

Lolloh wrote:
@Crazy Scientist:
Test subjects? Well, me and my friends need something to do to help while we just sit around and cure everypony, so we'll volunteer! That's 1 animal from 24 different species volunteering for the position!
#What'sthepay? #We'rehelping #GoScience #Tyson

Image Dr Brett Finlay O'Donnell @CrazyScientist
EXCELENT!!! Its a very simple job you see! Just sit still as I inject stuff into you and once I feel confident enough ill put you in a room with my zombie to see what happens... maybe you will be immune to his bite... or maybe im 100% wrong and he will still eat your brains despite the large amounts of chemicals I put in your vains... but hay... its for science...

______☣Head of the Zombie Outbreak Response Team, (Z.O.R.T)☣____!_

Our leader: Dr Brett Finlay O'Donnell
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Hastiaka
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Founded: Sep 20, 2014
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Postby Hastiaka » Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:48 pm

Alanetta Medical Corporation @AlanettaMedicalCorps
Emergency: Everyone is expected to wear their Level-3 Decontamination Suits in HQ tomorrow.

Happy Birthday Shout-out to:

Zed Alanneta

Harvey Rodriguez

Caera Styliia

#BeSafe #AlanettaMedicalCorps25Years #GlorytoHastiaka

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Chostea
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Posts: 148
Founded: Oct 10, 2014
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Postby Chostea » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:04 am

4:27
Jennifer Zhen (@jennzhenn)
Damn government is shutting everything down! Roads closed, curfew, soldiers marching up and down the streets! #idiots

4:53
Jennifer Zhen (@jennzhenn)
Someone is knocking on my door and shouting at me to come out. #rude

4:57
Jennifer Zhen (@jennzhenn)
Uh oh, I think my tweets might have got the attention of the government. #uhoh

5:02
Jennifer Zhen (@jennzhenn)
Oh no there was nothing wrong at all and I'm not being taken away to a work camp! The government is very wise imposing all these 'safety laws'! #dissentwillnotbetolerated


6:21
Steve Han (@legitsteve)
The government sucks! We want freedom! #downwithcurfew

6:30
Steve Han (@legitsteve)
There are some black cars parking in my driveway...

6:47
Steve Han (@legitsteve)
Oh no there was nothing wrong at all and I'm not being taken away to a work camp! The government is very wise imposing all these 'safety laws'! #dissentwillnotbetolerated
Population: ~110 million
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The Campbell Nation
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Posts: 314
Founded: Jan 31, 2012
Libertarian Police State

Postby The Campbell Nation » Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:42 am

1 hour ago
National Civil Defense Service (@CNCDS)
Pls don't wait outside for #evacuations. We will come to u. Curfews r still on.


45 minutes ago
Chancellor Campbell II (@ChancellorCam)
Evry1 needs 2 stay calm. #evacuations can only succeed if evry1 cooperates.


20 minutes ago
Janice Silver (@JSilver78)
Why are there tanks in the square? What's going in with #evacuations ?
Yes, my name is Campbell. Type 1 Diabetic restorative-class Cyborg.
Pro: Healthcare, education reform, social-democracy, Nordic model, "Creative Capitalism", Corporate-Social Responsibility, egalitarianism, vaccination
Against: Fascism, Stalinism, nativism, (US) Libertarianism, Laissez-Faire
On the Fence: Hate-Speech laws, Capital Punishment, Abortion, euthanasia, Involuntary quarantine
Socialist/Technocratic Parliamentary Federation. Very militaristic and scientific with a culture of persecution complex. Usually defensive, but won't hesitate to intervene for a worthy cause. Represented in the WA by North Campbell Nation

Long Live the Campbell Nation! Long live Neosituationism!
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Ammerinia
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Founded: Feb 02, 2014
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Postby Ammerinia » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:25 am

4 hours ago
Nick Parker (@Nickydawn)
Image
Guess what ZOCOM is letting me drive now?!
#BePrepared #ZedsRComing


1 hour ago
Central Disease Control Network (@CDCN)
Anyone who is still in the Point Vogus area needs to evacuate within the next 45 minutes. Evacuations will be staged from the port authority building downtown on the west side of the docks.
#StayCalm #CooperateForSuccess


26 minutes ago
Donald Fordefni (@XtremeHamster18000)
Why the hell are there still SpecOps guys and tanks in the town square? I was never told anything about this! HELP!!!!!
#ZedsRComing #OhGod
One two, Spongebob's coming for you.
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Zombie Fascists
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Founded: Nov 09, 2013
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Postby Zombie Fascists » Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:19 am

Image Tito Morti @TMorti

Old enemies while alive, our new allies in undeath. Welcome comrades! #russianzombiesImage
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The greater Vakolicci Haven
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Founded: Dec 29, 2013
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Postby The greater Vakolicci Haven » Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:53 am

Asi Viltu @Aviltu1
Big detatchments of Velsturmen coming in to stop the outbreak in Celar. Fucking Havenic preparedness laws. #freecelar#fcr



Justice Sammy Wito (@HonWito)
@RoyalCelar @Velstraniagov @Vakolskrtmofficial flouting constitutional law. Impeachments due when this is all over.
RIP Vakolic, 08/08/2009-29/12/2013, unjustly deleted.
Population: 9.6 billion (to be added to current population of this nation)
Last known defence budget: 82.2 trillion
Last known gdp: $423.2 trillion (nstracker)
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New Emmerian Coalition
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Postby New Emmerian Coalition » Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:21 am

The greater Vakolicci Haven wrote:
Asi Viltu @Aviltu1
Big detatchments of Velsturmen coming in to stop the outbreak in Celar. Fucking Havenic preparedness laws. #freecelar#fcr



Justice Sammy Wito (@HonWito)
@RoyalCelar @Velstraniagov @Vakolskrtmofficial flouting constitutional law. Impeachments due when this is all over.




E.Pride (@countrypride)

Ha! Get some Vakolicci! I'll enjoy the apocalypse from the safety of my own country! #revenge #rememberthewar #emmeriaforever


Garrison Homeguard Civilian Affairs (@Civcommand)

All Emmerian Citizens are required to submit to mandatory curfews starting at 12:00 PM Mountain Time; this is NOT a Drill. Citizens in the Alexandria District are advised to stay in their homes for the duration of the Quarantine.



E.Pride (@countrypride)

... #regret #apologetic #pleasehelp
Current Location: Gone Rogue @ DZ02 Steeleport
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Servinta
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Founded: Jul 12, 2014
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Postby Servinta » Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:37 am

ImageNiko Mashutov@nikomashutov

15 minutes ago
LOL Dmitri is a zombie, running for our lives ATM
#Commissarsdead #Dmitritheteamkiller
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Zombie Fascists
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Founded: Nov 09, 2013
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Postby Zombie Fascists » Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:40 am

Jane Prepper @JaneP
45 minutes ago
As far as I know, I'm the last living human in this nation still opposing the zombies. All others have been killed, converted, or enslaved. But they're not gonna get me!

Here they come. Me and my AK47 is ready. #timetokillundead #DeathtoZF


Jane Prepper @JaneP
15 minutes ago
Grrrawll... rraaah! Braaains... #zombieandproud
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The greater Vakolicci Haven
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Postby The greater Vakolicci Haven » Sat Oct 25, 2014 12:06 pm


Royal Government of Celeria (RoyalCelar) Breaking: @Legordeofficial has agreed to help Celari forces against #zombies.


Havenic outreach department (@havreach) Free flights available to your nearest Havenic province. Go to: www.havreach.vkl
RIP Vakolic, 08/08/2009-29/12/2013, unjustly deleted.
Population: 9.6 billion (to be added to current population of this nation)
Last known defence budget: 82.2 trillion
Last known gdp: $423.2 trillion (nstracker)
For other stats, please tg.
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Can be found in:
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varathron
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Cymrea
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Posts: 8694
Founded: Feb 10, 2006
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Postby Cymrea » Sat Oct 25, 2014 12:23 pm

@wtfomgsrsly69 Shouldn't put ZOMBIE and FEED in the same sentence! #YOL...T??? #NRAWASRIGHT!
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Enterovirus D68
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Founded: Oct 22, 2014
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Postby Enterovirus D68 » Sat Oct 25, 2014 12:28 pm

Enterovirus D68 @EVD68 New disease in town! #MulticelluarComeuppance
Last edited by Enterovirus D68 on Sat Oct 25, 2014 12:30 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Stop the genocide now!
Billions of viruses are murdered everyday.
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Lolloh
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Founded: Feb 15, 2013
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Postby Lolloh » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:46 pm

The Extreme SCIENTISTS wrote:
(Image) Dr Brett Finlay O'Donnell @CrazyScientist
EXCELENT!!! Its a very simple job you see! Just sit still as I inject stuff into you and once I feel confident enough ill put you in a room with my zombie to see what happens... maybe you will be immune to his bite... or maybe im 100% wrong and he will still eat your brains despite the large amounts of chemicals I put in your vains... but hay... its for science...


Hm... oh well! I'm sure a dragon will stop him!
#onmyway #ETAin3days!
15, Social Democrat, Brony
Population is 135 million, plus 3 million in the colonies
National Army: 400,000 active (500,000 reserve)
Air Force: 100,000 active (200,000 reserve)
Navy: 200,000 active (400,000 reserve)
National Guard: 270,000 (all reserve)
Police Corps: 320,000 (paramilitary)
TOTAL: 2,400,000 (5.2/1000 active,17.8/1000 total)

My Embassy Program
Rainbow Dash is the best Mane 6, so join the Dashery
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The Campbell Nation
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Posts: 314
Founded: Jan 31, 2012
Libertarian Police State

Postby The Campbell Nation » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:55 pm

15 minutes ago
Jacob Smolin (@JKsmolin)
A zombie took my sandwich :(
#sandwich #zombie #quarantine #theyreinmyhouse

7 minutes ago
Commision for Continuity of State Security (@CCStaSi)
Don't panic. Black Guard units are en route.

5 minutes ago
Jacob Smolin (@JKsmolin)
Srsly guys, I was KIDDING. No need to send in the army.
#overreaction #JK
Yes, my name is Campbell. Type 1 Diabetic restorative-class Cyborg.
Pro: Healthcare, education reform, social-democracy, Nordic model, "Creative Capitalism", Corporate-Social Responsibility, egalitarianism, vaccination
Against: Fascism, Stalinism, nativism, (US) Libertarianism, Laissez-Faire
On the Fence: Hate-Speech laws, Capital Punishment, Abortion, euthanasia, Involuntary quarantine
Socialist/Technocratic Parliamentary Federation. Very militaristic and scientific with a culture of persecution complex. Usually defensive, but won't hesitate to intervene for a worthy cause. Represented in the WA by North Campbell Nation

Long Live the Campbell Nation! Long live Neosituationism!
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