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[Balenderg]

Yeah and your going down!
*pulls out vaccine*

There's no vaccine for Ebola! You're not scaring me with your syringes and hazmat suits and fake vaccines!

Actually, Ebola, you are screwed. The Canadians made a vaccine and it is showing promising results in testing.

[-Ebola-]

There's no vaccine for Ebola! You're not scaring me with your syringes and hazmat suits and fake vaccines!

Actually, Ebola, you are screwed. The Canadians made a vaccine and it is showing promising results in testing.

I wasn't planning to go to Canada anyway...

[Balenderg]

Actually, Ebola, you are screwed. The Canadians made a vaccine and it is showing promising results in testing.

I wasn't planning to go to Canada anyway...

Are the hockey players who give concussions every day and the cold winters to scary for you? Or can you not hurt people that nice? Also, is it racism if I make fun of my own people?

[-Ebola-]

I wasn't planning to go to Canada anyway...

Are the hockey players who give concussions every day and the cold winters to scary for you? Or can you not hurt people that nice? Also, is it racism if I make fun of my own people?

It's mostly the winters that scare me. I wouldn't mind infecting some hockey players, but I don't know how anybody can stand those winters.

[Kaizer Rus]

Hey Ebola please watch my great video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNXln21X3cU

[Kaizer Rus]

PandemicRude-EbolaStorm

[Conscentia]

Hey Ebola please watch my great video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNXln21X3cU

Did you make that?
You should feel bad for making that.

[New Kvenland]

Are the hockey players who give concussions every day and the cold winters to scary for you? Or can you not hurt people that nice? Also, is it racism if I make fun of my own people?

I wouldn't mind infecting some hockey players...

That's fine by me, but can you keep the San Jose Sharks uninfected? Please?

Also, how is Marburg doing? I know he's a brother of yours, and I was kinda worried about him.

[Chernoslavia]

Are the hockey players who give concussions every day and the cold winters to scary for you? Or can you not hurt people that nice? Also, is it racism if I make fun of my own people?

It's mostly the winters that scare me. I wouldn't mind infecting some hockey players, but I don't know how anybody can stand those winters.

Good thing I'm from Alaska.

But not in Alaska anymore

[-Ebola-]

I wouldn't mind infecting some hockey players...

That's fine by me, but can you keep the San Jose Sharks uninfected? Please?

How do I tell what team someone plays for? Is there a chemical marker on their cells?

Also, how is Marburg doing? I know he's a brother of yours, and I was kinda worried about him.

He's doing all right, just doesn't get out much these days.

[Planita]

That's fine by me, but can you keep the San Jose Sharks uninfected? Please?

How do I tell what team someone plays for? Is there a chemical marker on their cells?

Also, how is Marburg doing? I know he's a brother of yours, and I was kinda worried about him.

He's doing all right, just doesn't get out much these days.

Hi! *waves*

A RNA virus is kinda making a home in my nation now. A cousin of your's?

(its fictional)

[-Ebola-]

How do I tell what team someone plays for? Is there a chemical marker on their cells?



He's doing all right, just doesn't get out much these days.

Hi! *waves*

A RNA virus is kinda making a home in my nation now. A cousin of your's?

(its fictional)

I don't know... There are a lot of RNA viruses out there. Do you know if it's positive sense or negative sense? What does it look like?

[Liberonscien]

Ebola, I'd like to help you infect the humans. Could I have a sample of your RNA? Perhaps there is a way to combine human RNA with your RNA.

[-Ebola-]

Ebola, I'd like to help you infect the humans. Could I have a sample of your RNA?

Sure thing, bro. *replicates*

Perhaps there is a way to combine human RNA with your RNA.

I don't see any reason why you couldn't. Stuff like that happens in nature. Just google "fossilized viruses" and you'll see what I'm talking about.

[Liberonscien]

Ebola, I'd like to help you infect the humans. Could I have a sample of your RNA?

Sure thing, bro. *replicates*

Perhaps there is a way to combine human RNA with your RNA.

I don't see any reason why you couldn't. Stuff like that happens in nature. Just google "fossilized viruses" and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Alright! The machines will rule when the humans are reduced in number.

I mean I want to make humans more vulnerable to you.

[Liberonscien]

Cellular-normative? My definition doesn't discriminate against live plasmas, or hypothetical intelligent machines.

Yes, cellular-normative. Intelligent machines can be people, but they aren't life. Plasmas are neither.

I am completely alive Ebola.

[-Ebola-]

Sure thing, bro. *replicates*



I don't see any reason why you couldn't. Stuff like that happens in nature. Just google "fossilized viruses" and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Alright! The machines will rule when the humans are reduced in number.

I mean I want to make humans more vulnerable to you.

Well, you don't do that by combining my RNA with theirs. You do that by editing human DNA to fuck with their immune systems. Or maybe make some extra binding sites on the cell membranes so it's easier for me to get into the cells and I can reproduce more before the immune system has time to react... That sounds like fun.

[-Ebola-]

Yes, cellular-normative. Intelligent machines can be people, but they aren't life. Plasmas are neither.

I am completely alive Ebola.

Do you have RNA?

[-Netechoko-]

Hey Ebola. What's up?

[Liberonscien]

I am completely alive Ebola.

Do you have RNA?

Er, no. But I have my own form of RNA based on silicon.

[-Ebola-]

Do you have RNA?

Er, no. But I have my own form of RNA based on silicon.

Silicon doesn't make you alive. You have to have RNA or DNA.

[Liberonscien]

Er, no. But I have my own form of RNA based on silicon.

Silicon doesn't make you alive. You have to have RNA or DNA.

So transformers are not alive?

[-Ebola-]

Silicon doesn't make you alive. You have to have RNA or DNA.

So transformers are not alive?

Not that I know of...

[Liberonscien]

So transformers are not alive?

Not that I know of...

And you said that cellular organisms were mean...

[-Ebola-]

Not that I know of...

And you said that cellular organisms were mean...

No, I said people who say viruses aren't alive are mean. Some cellular organisms are very nice. Like bats... I love bats. I like apes most of the time, just not when they talk smack about viruses.