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by **TurtleShroom** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:03 pm

H1N1 wrote:http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/swineflu.html

Just incase if you want to cuddle with me.

Oh my gosh, that site. It's still there. That site fills my heart with nerd joy.

by **H1N1 (Ancient)** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:05 pm

TurtleShroom wrote:
H1N1 wrote:http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/swineflu.html

Just incase if you want to cuddle with me.

Oh my gosh, that site. It's still there. That site fills my heart with nerd joy.

I want to buy them all...even though I don't need stuff animals any more! :lol:

by **Humans Are People Too** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:10 pm

but i red online sum dude got zombie from the ebola

by **United States of Natan** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:16 pm

H1N1 wrote:
United States of Natan wrote:You bird or swine?

It depends on the year

2009 I felt pig, but that was short lived

Internet says you are swine.

H1N1 wrote:http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/swineflu.html

Just incase if you want to cuddle with me.

I already did, in 2009. Not pleasant. You gave me swine flu and pneumonia for a week. I almost missed my elementary school graduation because of you, and I missed my talent show I was supposed to be in that week, and a great field trip! Worst of all, my grandparents were visiting!

by **H1N1 (Ancient)** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:20 pm

United States of Natan wrote:
H1N1 wrote:It depends on the year

2009 I felt pig, but that was short lived

Internet says you are swine.
H1N1 wrote:http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/swineflu.html

Just incase if you want to cuddle with me.

I already did, in 2009. Not pleasant. You gave me swine flu and pneumonia for a week. I almost missed my elementary school graduation because of you, and I missed my talent show I was supposed to be in that week, and a great field trip! Worst of all, my grandparents were visiting!

*begins to cry* I could be whoever I want to be! And all I wanted to do is go on your field trip

by **H1N1 (Ancient)** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:23 pm

Humans Are People Too wrote:but i red online sum dude got zombie from the ebola

Hoax.

by **United Allied Earth Federation** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:25 pm

I didn't know Ebola was a diplomat

by **Humans Are People Too** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:26 pm

H1N1 wrote:
Humans Are People Too wrote:but i red online sum dude got zombie from the ebola

Hoax.

Oh really? Then explain how the images of the zombie are from World War Z, the true documentary on history's worst zombie war?

by **-Escherichia coli-** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:03 pm

Humans Are People Too wrote:
H1N1 wrote:Hoax.

Oh really? Then explain how the images of the zombie are from World War Z, the true documentary on history's worst zombie war?

Isn't it set in the future.
That was just what ebola was talking about, you blame Himfor everything!

by **Lavan Tiri** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:06 pm

by **-Ebola-** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:07 pm

United States of Natan wrote:
-Ebola- wrote:
Well, what do you do when you want to cure cancer? It doesn't seem like just injecting people with Ebola would be too popular...

No, but it would theoretically work. The Ebola virus would penetrate the cancer cells, destroying them. They did it with measles.

That's pretty cool. Yet another reason viruses are awesome.

by **-Ebola-** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:10 pm

-Escherichia coli- wrote:
Conscentia wrote:Yay! E. Coli.

I like your work in science.
Renewable petroleum - that ought to mess with people's heads in the future.

I can't wait, finally! I will be helping more people than I make sick...

Well, aren't you Mr. Goody Two Shoes?

Though the big oil companies won't like it.
W.H.O cares? I can just infect them (Anyone who gets the pun I just made gets immunity)

That's a really bad pun...

by **-Ebola-** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:12 pm

TurtleShroom wrote:First, we kill the zombies.

Then, we kill the Ebola.

We kill everything.

Why do you want to kill me? Don't you want me to fight cancer? :unsure:

by **-Ebola-** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:14 pm

H1N1 wrote:None of you will have the publicity as I did.

I already have it.

by **-Ebola-** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:21 pm

TurtleShroom wrote:
H1N1 wrote:http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/swineflu.html

Just incase if you want to cuddle with me.

Oh my gosh, that site. It's still there. That site fills my heart with nerd joy.

I know, right? Those things are adorable!

by **Kaizer Rus** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:56 am

Lol ebola is so week

i can overdose Weed 3 times and not die even with ebola

by **-Escherichia coli-** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:31 pm

-Ebola- wrote:
-Escherichia coli- wrote:
I can't wait, finally! I will be helping more people than I make sick...

Well, aren't you Mr. Goody Two Shoes?

Though the big oil companies won't like it.
W.H.O cares? I can just infect them (Anyone who gets the pun I just made gets immunity)

That's a really bad pun...

Yes, I am a Mr Goody Two Shoes. But I am still a bacterium, besides, if you don't like me I can call my brother's O104:H4 or O157:H7... They are more virulent then me.

And yes, I realise it was a terrible pun

by **Enterovirus D68** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:33 pm

-Escherichia coli- wrote:
-Ebola- wrote:
Well, aren't you Mr. Goody Two Shoes?

That's a really bad pun...

Yes, I am a Mr Goody Two Shoes. But I am still a bacterium, besides, if you don't like me I can call my brother's O104:H4 or O157:H7... They are more virulent then me.

And yes, I realise it was a terrible pun

You bacteria think you are so special with your cell membranes and your cytoplasm.

by **United States of Natan** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:55 pm

Enterovirus D68 wrote:
-Escherichia coli- wrote:

Yes, I am a Mr Goody Two Shoes. But I am still a bacterium, besides, if you don't like me I can call my brother's O104:H4 or O157:H7... They are more virulent then me.

And yes, I realise it was a terrible pun

You bacteria think you are so special with your cell membranes and your cytoplasm.

You prokaryotes are less complex than us humans. Although, i would not be talking if I were you, Enterovirus D68. You viruses are even less complex than that!

by **Enterovirus D68** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:27 pm

United States of Natan wrote:
Enterovirus D68 wrote:You bacteria think you are so special with your cell membranes and your cytoplasm.

You prokaryotes are less complex than us humans. Although, i would not be talking if I were you, Enterovirus D68. You viruses are even less complex than that!

Simplicity is key to survival.

by **-Escherichia coli-** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:33 pm

Enterovirus D68 wrote:
-Escherichia coli- wrote:

Yes, I am a Mr Goody Two Shoes. But I am still a bacterium, besides, if you don't like me I can call my brother's O104:H4 or O157:H7... They are more virulent then me.

And yes, I realise it was a terrible pun

You bacteria think you are so special with your cell membranes and your cytoplasm.

I'm not that special. I have over 190 brothers and sisters.

by **Grand Russian Federation** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:57 pm

-Ebola- wrote:
H1N1 wrote:None of you will have the publicity as I did.

I already have it.

People be shittin' bricks because of you, man.

by **-Ebola-** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 7:46 pm

Grand Russian Federation wrote:
-Ebola- wrote:
I already have it.

People be shittin' bricks because of you, man.

Damn straight!

by **Kaizer Rus** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:21 pm

-Ebola- wrote:
Grand Russian Federation wrote:People be shittin' bricks because of you, man.

Damn straight!

lol whats reston virus

by **Jordsindia** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:23 pm

-Ebola- wrote:
Grand Russian Federation wrote:People be shittin' bricks because of you, man.

Damn straight!

You'll never be the epidemic AIDS is...

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